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Welcome to The Celebrity Replacement Bureau or CRB for short. Here we have started an interesting (illegal) business that we think you might get a kick out of. We have been busy kidnapping celebrities from across the country in various walks of life, from Youtube Stars, to Hollywood Stars to Rock Stars to Politicians, we have the real deal here for you buy.

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The man in my dreams is intelligence and an entertainer. Every time, when I hear his name, or listen to his music on the radio, my mood swing begins to get hypnotize right into his voice. When, I watch his videos, I just fantasize about him and me making passion love, I had pray and ask God, “can you make this possible’”? Or, “Do we have a future together?” As I continue on praying, I’ve saw a vision of us getting together. I’ve dreamt about him so often, its make my pussy so wet and hot. “If I...

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Celebrity ENF

Here you can add any female celebrity you want to have the story be about. The thread following that should be a location or scenario (such as at the pool, or being out with friends). Try to leave as many options open at the beginning so others could create a different thread with ease.

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Celebrity Slave Trainer

Dear Mr. Doe, On behalf of everyone, I would like to welcome you to our organisation. Hopefully you have found the transition to your new location to be smooth but we are fully aware and understanding that life on the island can be disjointing at first. Please do not hesitate to let us know if there is anything we can do to make your time here, whilst under our employment, more comfortable. In regards to your role here. As explained to you before during my visits, you have been specially...

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