Middle Aged Folly
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This story is a collaboration between my editor, Ray, and I. The concept was my idea, but I stopped writing the story halfway for some reasons. Ray didn’t want to see it incomplete, so he finished writing it. This is the last story I’ll ever post. Thank you to all the people who’ve sent me such encouraging emails about my work.
Chapter 1. A Fallen Angel.
‘He’s really angry you know,’ Hera informed Giselle. ‘You really messed up this time.’
‘I know,’ Giselle said miserably. ‘But they loved each other and, well…’
Before Hera could say anything, the bell hanging over her desk chimed twice, signaling that Cupid was ready to see Giselle.
Giselle shot a nervous glance at Hera and slowly began walking towards the door.
‘Giselle,’ Hera called out, wishing to soothe the nervous angel before she walked into Cupid’s room. ‘It’ll be fine, don’t worry.’
Giselle gave a doubtful nod before she knocked and entered.
‘So,’ Cupid said when he saw her standing uneasily in front of his desk. ‘Do you really need me to tell you why you were summoned here?’
‘No,’ Giselle replied in a timid voice, her eyes downcast.
That small voice tugged at Cupid’s heart strings because he was by nature a sentimental fellow, but he was resolved to tell this angel where she had gone wrong.
‘Giselle, this isn’t the first time you’ve made a mistake. But, yes, this is the biggest mistake you’ve made so far. How could you let this happen? How could you split up two couples?’ he asked sternly
‘I’m sorry,’ Giselle said, feeling guilt ridden.
Cupid softened, no, he really couldn’t scold her, she looked so downcast.
‘Giselle,’ he said gently, ‘This time, by getting Ron and Shelley together, you’ve left two people without partners. Do you realize what could happen to them? We get so few soul mates as it is, with all this divorcing and open relationships that are happening on Earth.’ He wrinkled his nose in distaste.
‘We just don’t need you breaking up more couples. I’m afraid I am going to have to transfer you.’
Giselle gasped, tears filling her eyes. ‘Please don’t do that,’ she begged. ‘Please don’t make me a guardian angel!’
‘I have no choice in the matter,’ Cupid said firmly. ‘The matter has been agreed upon by higher authorities. But I can tell you this, Giselle, if you do a good job as a guardian, then there is a possibility of you getting transferred here again.’
‘Really?’ Giselle asked, sudden hope filling her eyes.
‘Yes, really,’ Cupid replied, inwardly smiling at the little angel. ‘Fiona will be taking your place, and you will be replacing her as a guardian. You’ll need to hand in your bow and arrows to Hera on the way out, and collect your halo from Glenda, heavenly fortune attend you Giselle.’
Giselle nodded and walked out of the room, misery etched on her face. She walked over to Hera and handed in her bow and arrows.
Hera looked at them and whispered, ‘Oh no.’
Giselle just shrugged sadly, and then fled before Hera could say anything further.
Hera, angry on her friend’s behalf, stormed into Cupid’s office.
‘Don’t worry, Hera,’ Cupid said before Hera could speak, not even looking up from his papers. ‘She’ll be back soon enough.’
This answer was sufficient for Hera, for she knew that Cupid was fond of Giselle, and what he had done would be for Giselle’s ultimate good.
Nodding, she walked out of the office and resumed her work.
Chapter 2. The New Guardian.
Giselle sat sulking in the Guardian Angel’s Office, feeling morose about losing her job. But nothing could be done now. She had to prove herself to get back. She was startled out of her reverie when she heard Glenda call her name.
‘Here is your halo,’ said Glenda, handing it over, ‘and this is the Guardian Angel’s Manual. Scott Williams is your assignment. You’ll be taking over from Fiona, and you’d better get going immediately because news is just in that he needs help.’
Giselle nodded and put on her halo. She then closed her eyes and waited while Glenda put a pinch of heavenly dust on her golden locks and whispered an incantation that would take her to her charge.
She felt a sudden rush of wind and then, nothing.
When she opened her eyes, judging by the equipment around her, she was standing in a restaurant kitchen.
There was no one in sight so she decided to look around. She searched for a few minutes, but still couldn’t find anyone. Suddenly, she heard a sound coming from a small room off the kitchen. When she went in, she saw a man of about 27 or 28 years of age sitting in an obvious state of dejection.
Giselle’s previous experience as one of cupid’s angels told her immediately that what ailed the young man was an affair of the heart.
New to the guardian angel business she was unsure what her next move should be. She made herself visible and tentatively said, ‘Excuse me.’
Scott looked up, startled. Giselle saw brown eyes, a slightly curved nose set in an intelligent looking face topped by shaggy black hair and an expression of surprise on his countenance.
‘The restaurant is closed,’ he said sullenly, ‘And who are you anyway and how did you get in, the place is locked.’
‘I’m your guardian angel and I just dropped in.’
‘You’re my what?’
‘Your…er…guardian angel.’
‘Ha, ha, very funny, now out of here before I call the cops.’
‘But I…’ Giselle began to say, but before she could finish she felt her arm grabbed and she was being propelled towards the door.
Angels tend to be rather difficult to keep a hold on, and before Scott could push her out her somewhat insubstantial arm had slipped from his grasp.
‘Now there’s no need to get forceful,’ she admonished, ‘I’m here to help, but if you don’t want my help I can always…’
‘Don’t get forceful,’ Scott mimicked, somewhat annoyed that what he took to be a rather slightly built girl had slipped his manly grasp. ‘A crazy girl breaks into the place and then says she’s my guardian angel, and I’m not supposed to get forceful!’
‘But it’s true,’ Giselle protested, ‘I am your guardian angel.’
‘All right, so you’re my guardian angel,’ Scott scoffed, ‘so before I call in the law to arrest you for breaking and entering, suppose you show me your angel wings?’
‘Oh, that’s not difficult,’ Giselle said confidently, and so, in front of an astonished Scott, Giselle unfurled her wings, the pure white feathers contrasting with her pink dress.
Scott stared dumbfounded for a few moments, and then laughing derisively said, ‘It’s a trick, those aren’t real wings.’
‘Try touching them,’ Giselle said defiantly, ‘go on, touch them.’
With a sardonic smile on his face Scott touched the wings and the smile faded. He took hold of them firmly and then tried to pull them off.’
‘Holy shit! You really are an angel!’ Scott said, looking astounded.
‘Not so much of the bad language,’ Giselle said a bit stiffly. ‘I don’t mind the ‘Holy’ but I don’t care for the other word, and there was no need to be so rough with my wings.’
‘Oh…er…sorry,’ Scott said, running a hand through his already untidy hair and still staring.
‘So, what exactly are you supposed to do as my guardian angel?’ He asked, plopping down on a chair and looking at her, bemused.
‘To be honest, I’m not really sure because this is my first time on the job,’ Giselle said wistfully, ‘but you don’t seem to have been aware that you’ve had a guardian angel before, so perhaps we could learn as we go along.’
‘You mean, like on the job training?’ Scott said.
‘Something like that,’ Giselle said thoughtfully, and then brightening went on, ‘I do have the Guardian Angel Manual, that might help.’
Giselle seemed to produce the manual out of the ether and opening it at the first page she commenced reading. Su
ddenly her wings drooped and a look of dismay spread across her face.
‘Heavenly excrement,’ she gasped.
‘What’s the matter?’ Scott asked anxiously.
‘I broke the first rule!’ Giselle wailed, tears filling her eyes.
Scott took the manual from her limp grasp and read. The minute he saw the opening lines, he knew. There, on the very first page, written in bold red letters was this: ‘Do not make your presence known to your charge in anything other than the direst circumstances.’
‘Yeah, you really did break the rule, didn’t you?’ Scott said closing the manual and handing it back to her.
Giselle nodded miserably and said, ‘Do you suppose we could call your circumstances dire?’
Wishing to make her feel a little better, Scott said, ‘Well I suppose I could make them dire if it’ll get you off the hook with whoever your boss is.’
‘Really?’ Giselle asked, looking a trifle happier.
‘You see,’ Scott continued, ‘there was this girl that I…’
‘It’s all right,’ Giselle interrupted, ‘its love trouble isn’t it?’
‘Yes,’ Scott replied despondently, ‘you see I…er…we that is…we had this…hey, how the hell did you know it was love trouble?’
‘Please,’ Giselle said, putting her hands over her ears, ‘we never mention that place that begins with aitch.’
‘Sorry…sorry,’ Scott apologized, ‘but how did you know about my trouble?’
‘Well I used to be…that is I was once…er…can we just say it’s a combination of instinct and experience?’
‘Okay,’ Scott said, ‘let’s leave it at that for the time being, so what are you going to do about it?’
‘That depends on the situation in total, I have to survey the scene, take account of all possible parameters, weigh up the pros and cons, have regard for the parties involved, consider the needs of everyone implicated, look at the bigger picture and after considering the overall prospects, and then in the fullness of time I might be able to…’
‘Whoa, hold it,’ Scott yelled, ‘You’re sounding like a government bureaucrat, what are you going to do for me right now?’
‘I don’t know,’ Giselle said wretchedly.
‘You don’t know!’ exclaimed Scott, ‘then what the hell…sorry…use are you? Some guardian angel you’ve turned out to be.’
‘Look,’ said Giselle meekly, ‘we’ve already agreed that we’d both learn as we went along, and after all, I’ll be with you the whole time.’
‘What’ yelped Scott, leaping to his feet, ‘The whole time?’
‘Of course, that’s what guardian angels do.’
‘You don’t mean even when I’m….I’m…’
‘Yes, but don’t worry, we’re inured to witnessing the more private and intimate things that humans have to engage in. I’ll make myself invisible at those times so you won’t be embarrassed, in any case as you know I’m not supposed to have become visible to you unless…’
‘Unless my situation is dire, yes, we’ve been over that and we’ve agreed that my situation is dire.’
He looked at her curiously for a few moments and then asked, ‘Do you have to do what humans do, you know like…’
Giselle smiled and replied, ‘Since we have no need to eat and drink we don’t need to do what you’re referring to.’
‘You are female, aren’t you?’ Scott asked warily, ‘I mean, you look like a girl.’
Giselle considered this for a moment and then said, ‘Well it’s not something we ever discuss among ourselves — the other angels I mean – but I suppose I am what you’d call female.’
‘Then there must be boy angels.’
‘Yes, I suppose there must be, certainly some of them have boy’s names like Michael and Gabriel, and the really important angels sometimes get sent on special missions like announcing the birth of…er…his name escapes me for the moment, but you human’s have an annual celebration called….er…’
‘Christmas,’ Scott said helpfully.
‘Yes…yes…that’s it,’ Giselle agreed enthusiastically.
‘If there are male and female angels then you must….well…you must procreate so you must…’
‘No…no…nothing like that, you see, we’re eternal.’
‘Eternal!’
‘Yes, from all eternity, although…’
Giselle paused for a moment and then went on, ‘There is some debate among the more academic angels about our origins. Of course, there is only One who really knows and we could ask The One, but you have to be careful how you deal with…with…er…
‘What’s the matter?’
‘It’s just that…I’m not supposed to discuss the matter here on earth but…’
‘But what?’
‘Well there is some heavenly debate about whether…whether you can properly…I mean…should it be ‘Him,’ ‘She,’ or ‘It’? but for the time being we’ve settled for ‘The One.”
‘That’s strange,’ Scott said, ‘we’re having the same debate here. Look I don’t mean to be rude, but I can’t stop here talking all night, I’ve got to get home and cook myself a meal.’
‘Do you work in this place?’ Giselle asked, looking around.
‘Yes, why?’
‘Well it’s a restaurant so couldn’t you have your meals here?’
‘Here!’ Scott laughed, ‘not on your life, the food’s terrible.’
‘You sell terrible meals?’
‘Of course,’ Scott said cheerfully, ‘but it doesn’t matter. What you have to do is to present a fancy menu and give the dishes some exotic names and then add a high price and the customers think they’re getting something special. They even congratulate us on our cooking. When I’m going to eat I cook at home where I’m sure there aren’t any mice and rats about the place.’
‘Ah,’ Giselle said doubtfully, wondering about the curious ways of humans.
‘I’m starving,’ Scott said, ‘so it’s goodbye for now.’
‘Oh no,’ Giselle said, ‘I thought you’d understood I’ve got to be with you all the time.’
‘Yes…yes of course,’ Scott said, ‘er… what should I say when people ask me who you are?’
‘They won’t ask because I’ll be invisible to everyone else but you, and as you know I shouldn’t have made myself manifest to you.’
‘Mani what?’
‘Manifest, apparent, visible…’
‘Then why didn’t you say so?’
‘Well, we use words like ‘manifest’ and ‘epiphany’ in heaven. Now if we’re going let’s go, this place gives me the creeps, it’s so greasy.’
Chapter 3. On Guard.
They drove to Scott’s apartment. On arrival he said, ‘I’d like to take a shower first, you won’t need to…to…be…’
‘I’m afraid so, but I’ll make myself invisible so you won’t be embarrassed.’
‘But I’ll know you’re there,’ Scott complained.
‘Can’t be helped,’ Giselle replied, ‘I’ve got my job to do.’
She followed Scott to the shower and watched him as he stripped off, carefully observing his assets.
She concluded that those assets were considerable and wondered why the girl who had apparently broken his heart had not appreciated what Scott had to offer. ‘The other guy must have been some hunk,’ she thought in rather unheavenly language.
Once Scott had finished and was dressed Giselle made her self visible again.
‘There, that wasn’t too bad, was it?’ she asked cheerfully.
‘I suppose not,’ Scott said doubtfully, ‘but it would have been better if you’d been a boy angel.’
‘Why?’ Giselle asked, slightly offended.
‘Well, you must have seen my…my…’
‘Scott,’ Giselle said sternly, ‘you’re not trying to tell me that no human female has seen it, are you?’
‘Of course they haven’t,’ Scott protested.
‘Not even your mother?’
‘Well of course my mother when I was a kid, but no one else.’
‘Scott,’ Giselle said reproachfully.
‘Okay…okay…so there’s been the odd female.’
‘That’s better Scott,’ Giselle said softly, ‘it’s a serious matter, lying to a guardian angel, it can get you into all sorts of trouble, and anyway, we can always tell when you’re lying. Now suppose we go into this love problem of yours.’
‘Look,’ Scott
said, ‘can we leave it over for a while I’m starving and need to eat.’
‘We can leave it for as long as you like, Scott,’ Giselle said easily, ‘I’ve got all eternity, but bear in mind that you haven’t, you’re finite.’
‘But I thought we’re supposed to go to heaven when we die, and that’s eternity, isn’t it?’
‘Sorry Scott,’ Giselle said seriously, ‘The One has made it very clear that we angels are not to discuss that subject with humans. That is entirely within the prerogative of The One, and I’ve broken enough heavenly rules already.’
‘But they tell us in church that…’
‘Oh, the Church,’ Giselle said, somewhat disparagingly. ‘Of course they think they know it all but in fact they know next to nothing despite the fact that The One has tried to tell them. They’ve got a sort of block that stops them understanding, I think you humans call it ‘sin,’ but we angels call it ‘hubris.”
‘Really,’ said Scott, starting to prepare his meal, ‘I think I’ve heard that word somewhere. It’s something to do with a broken wheel hub isn’t it?’
Giselle began to say, ‘It’s nothing to do with…’ but gave up and said, ‘Yes, something like that.’
He was preparing some penne pasta with pesto sauce.
‘Want some?’ Scott asked, indicating the food.
‘No thank you,’ Giselle replied, ‘I told you angels don’t eat and drink…no, that’s not quite true. When some of the senior angels get sent out on assignment to meet with humans in order to deliver a message from The One, they have to appear to be human themselves, so they get to eat, but that’s a special dispensation. Apart from that if one of us eats it will disrupt the balance of the universe and The One would be very upset.’
Scott laughed cynically saying, ‘Then he must be furious all the time because we humans have been doing our best to upset the balance of the universe for at least a million and a half years.’
‘Yes…yes…I was reading something about that in the Eternal Trumpet recently,’ Giselle said. ‘I believe there are some plans afoot to counter this with what they’re calling global warming and a few other nasty consequences.’
Scott did not respond because his mouth was full of pasta.
‘A greedy lot, human beings,’ Giselle said thoughtfully.
Scott swallowed hastily.
‘I suppose I must be fair,’ Giselle continued, ‘there’s millions who have got hardly anything while five percent have ninety percent of the wealth that The One intended everyone to share.’
Giselle paused thoughtfully for a moment, and then giving her wings a shake said, ‘But that’s not my department, that’s dealt with by the Garden of Eden Environmental Planning Department. I’m here to see that you don’t get into trouble and help out where I can so what about your love problem?’
‘Look…er…have you got a name I can use?’
‘Yes, Giselle.’
‘Look Giselle, I don’t want to disparage your powers but I don’t see how you can help, what’s done is done and can’t be undone.’
‘You’re quite right,’ Giselle said enthusiastically. ‘Start trying to change the past and you get into a total mess. No, we have to deal with the present.’
She laughed and went on, ‘Of course a lot of governments get their historians to write up the past to suit their own ends but eventually the truth comes out.’
‘The point is, Giselle,’ Scott went on, ‘I’m dead beat and all I want to do is go to bed. I’ve got the day off tomorrow so could we hold up the talk until then?’
‘If that’s how you want to use up you’re limited time,’ Giselle replied.
‘Limited, do you mean I’m due to snuff it shortly?’ Scott gasped.
‘What is your finitude compared to eternity?’ Giselle said almost casually. ‘The life of humans is but a blink in the eye of The One — that is, if The One has an eye.’
‘Don’t you know if The One has got an eye?’ Scott asked.
‘I’m not sure, I’ve never actually seen The One, but some of the top brass who have say it’s difficult to tell because of the blinding light surrounding The One.
‘So I’m not likely to die in the next few days?’ Scott asked anxiously.
‘I hope not,’ Giselle replied, ‘I’ve only just started this assignment and want to make a success of it before your demise.’
‘That’s okay then,’ Scott said, sounding relieved. ‘So we can hold up the talk about my love life until tomorrow?’
‘As you wish,’ Giselle replied.
‘Where would you like to sleep,’ Scott asked, ‘I’ve got a spare bedroom.’
‘Sleep…sleep,’ Giselle replied scornfully, ‘Angels don’t sleep, we are eternally vigilant, always alert to ever present dangers, the unsleeping protectors, the all seeing, all knowing guardians of…’
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CYBORGANIC BIOROID CHRONICLES "The Nyanny, Part 2" by the Perv Otaku Another day over, I settled into bed and watched my wife, Amanda, finish taking her clothes off. Despite having given birth recently, I thought she looked amazingly good. She denied it, of course, and kept talking about the work she'd have to do to get the baby weight back off. She turned off the lights and climbed into bed beside me. Ogling my sexy wife had made my cock stir, and I figured she might appreciate...
Mark The pipe bomb had been a hoax. Elsa called in near the end of the business day. I gave her an update about the security threat. From outward appearances, the bomb looked credible and real. Inside, there was nothing explosive, only sand to give the unit some threatening weight and make everyone think it was real. The bomb squad had spent over an hour getting the device off the car and then diagnosing the threat. The car was dusted for fingerprints but nothing showed up worthy of...
It is a cold, bleak January afternoon. You look outside the window and see the dirty snow, the hail, all in disgust. Suddenly you get a phone call. ‘Anything to take my mind off THAT’ you think. ‘Hello?’ you answer. ‘Hi love, how are you?’ I say. ‘Hrm..I’m alright I guess, what’s up?’ ‘Well’ I start in, ‘I received a call from the landlord, and our heat is broken so I’m here at the apartment while its getting fixed. Why don’t you go shopping for a bit after work and it should be fixed...
After 15 minutes of watching some weird talk show, I was finally alert enough. I went back upstairs and threw my clothes on. It was pretty casual; just a black T-shirt and some blue jeans; what I usually wore on the weekends. After all, it was only two weeks into summer vacation. I rushed back downstairs and felt a vibrating in pants pocket right as my foot met with the kitchen floor. It was my phone. Glancing at the caller ID, it said that my friend Courtney. I promptly answered with a...
Conversation was rarely the purpose of Janie’s visits. She liked to keep things spontaneous so he never knew when she would appear or what positions she would assume when she dropped the little robe that she often wore from her house to his. Although it wrecked any possible view, the tall fences with gates from one yard to the other could be very useful at times. Without a word, she came through the door of Aaron’s little office at home, turned away from him as she got naked and got down on...
-------------------------------------------------------------- My name is Ashley, and this is the story of my discovery and exploration. I grew up in a 4 bedroom two story house with an in ground pool. Between watching what I eat and sports I keep a pretty tight body. I always loved gymnastics, but I had to drop out when my chest started to develop. Don't let the movies full you, when you start hitting the upper limits of a c chest, gymnastics really start to become uncomfortable. I did still...
I wrote this story a while back but never shared it... I came across it today and thought I would share it, enjoy :)This story happened a while back with my ex girlfriend, it was while I was in collage and it was my first cuckold experience. I didnt edit it since it was written which was almost right after the story happened.And just a quick warning, its really long and I tried to go into detail with everything The story:_______________________________I'm 22, and currently going to collage....
****************************** *** If you are under the age of 18 or are not of legal age in your jurisdiction, please exit this story immediately *** This story is for adults only and contains content that is sexual in nature. This is part 08, the final chapter in the ‘Silver’ series. For those of you who are not familiar with this series, I urge you to please peruse the last page of Silver Pt. 07 first, since it is the prelude to this series ending chapter. We continue after Michael’s...
Five years ago my inner gay crept out to say. I admire these dream girls, I do in modern anime. Their breasts they were shown & I paid no mind. It was for my own kind & what I would find. My own mother had known. I trembled & shook with the ice I might break. No way, there was so much, there was too much at stake. My mom knew already. Before this my shallow heart & darkness, I was empty. I told her my secret & from then-on, the warmth of my affections were unleashed &...
"Everyone's staring at me again," Jessica moaned, relaxing back into her chair. "Staring at US," Paige said. "And let them stare. Nothing they can do about it, they can hardly throw us off the plane now, can they?" "God knows there are people who'd want to," Jessica replied. "America may have legalized gay marriage, but that doesn't mean everyone in America agrees with the Supreme Court." "It's still the land of the free," Paige retorted. "And I for one am glad to be going back...
Governor Bruce Calahan was right. He woke up to find Liz playing with his cock and balls. Clearly, she had planned a little special shake for breakfast. His thoughts were confirmed she saw him awake and began to lower her mouth onto his manhood. She might have been a nerd, but she was one who could suck a cock better than most women. The experience only intensified when she started licking his balls and deep-throating him. She obviously wanted to get him off rapidly, because that was a...
Dosto aap sab jaante hai ki mahilaao ko bachpan se marte dum tak bohut pareshaniyon ka samna karna padta hai. Bohut kam mard mahilaao ki peeda samajhte hai. Aise purush ko mera pranaam. Financial condition ki wajah se kai mahilaaye yaun shoshan ka shikaar hoti hai. Hum purusho ko lagta hai mahila sex karne se darti hai. Lekin humari soch galat hai. Mahilaao ka sambhog ke baare mein gyaan gents se bohut zyada hota hai. Shaadi se pehle ladki ko khud ko pavitra rakhna padta hai. Agar mahila ke...
I had a boyfriend who lived in San Francisco, and would frequently fly-up to be with him. While there are a lot of attractive Asian women up there, he always expressed how special I was. I'm sure it had to do with my exhibitionism and my accomplished art of cock teasing. But really, I'm an attractive Asian women in my early 30's, divorced with no children. I work-out regularly and maintain a sexy figure and like to dress as sexy as I can get away with for the given occasion. For all you...
ExhibitionismAfter their wild, public and frenzied sex in the car outside Rob and Jane rushed half clothed into the house. They were both moist and sticky from their adventures and Rob had plans on how he was going to clean Jane up. He took her hand and lead her up the stairs. His home was spacious and clean with a distinct bachelor, masculine sense. He drew Jane close when they reached the top of the stairs and lowered his head to kiss her. His hands roved over her narrow sides and moved up to brush her...
There are plenty of NSFW choose your own adventure (CYOA) and roll your own adventure (RYOA) games floating around the internet. Many of these games are perfectly suited to be turned into stories. So I figured why not create a story to house stories that sprout from CYOAs and RYOAs. Since these games are the work of others, please follow these formatting guidelines. All chapters added to the introduction should have the same name as the CYOA or RYOA being used. The second chapter should...
Fetishany clothes on. I lay there and spread my thighs so I can really enjoy myself. I was laying in my bed one night and I was preparing for a masturbation marathon which I do when I have plenty of time. I had all my toys out along with some lubricate and towels as sometimes I actually squirt my climaxes out of my pussy. I normally would not have the boys in the room while I was masturbating b/c they get to excited but both sneaked into the room that night. I had put on a fuck video...
The Fortunate Jeopardy - Part 5 by Sissie Maid Cuckold She called Carolyn into her office and told her all about it. Carolyn loved it and wanted to know when she could see some of it. Laura said she would ask Steve if he minded if she came to the tattoo parlor with them that maybe that would be a good thing to do. She also told her about Bret and suggested that maybe she should take Bret shopping and get him a few things. Carolyn said, "Yes I think I will ask him to go to lunch...
We had been looking forward to returning to our dream house on St. Kitts and the ferry could not chug through the bay fast enough. We had stumbled across this piece of paradise a year earlier and had booked nine days of doing next to nothing. We snorkeled, sunned our naked bodies, ate at every nice restaurant on the island, but most importantly, just enjoyed being with each other 24/7. We arrived at the house, unlocked the door and opened up the doors to that beautiful Carribean breeze that...
One of my favorite drinks is the jagerbomb, for those of you who never had this drink , it when you mix red bull and jager together . I know the Germans must haven taken the lost in WWII in good spirit because they made one hell of a liquor with Jagermeister. It one night and a crazy booty call to make this drink shoot to the top of my all time favorite list of drinks .I was living back in NYC in 2008 , and I been talking to this cute dark skin latina woman , I think I meet her on tagged , or...
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread – Mother Teresa “Why don’t you mind your own business, you jerk.” Those words were coming from a very angry woman, responding to my offer of assistance. I’d been sitting in the food court at the local mall drinking a milkshake when I was nearly hit from behind by some falling boxes. When I turned around I saw a very pretty young woman looking panic stricken at the boxes and bags littering the floor and offered...
I couldn't wring my wrists from his big hands, his fingers were clamped so tightly around my wrists. I pretended to fight a bit because I know how my struggling turns him on. It had become one of the several games we play when Mom wasn't around. This game made him cum the fastest. Me saying no and pushing him off me made his cock rock solid. The more I struggled the harder he pushed and fucked me and the faster came, my struggle would send him over the edge. But tonight I could tell he was...
I got my wife Candy to start reading sex stories. She was getting so hot and sloppy wet reading how women were getting fucked. I got my wife Candy to start reading sex stories. She would get so hot and sloppy wet from reading. Candy didn’t know that I had ordered some toys from an adult toy site. I planned a hot night of fucking for the weekend. My package of toys arrived on Friday. I waited until Saturday night to take our sex to a new level. Candy spent the afternoon reading stories and...
MarriedJimmy spends the next few days going over the books. He gets sick of looking at numbers. He takes his break by joining in the fights in the arena. Saturday comes around. Viktor visits him in the office. "Good morning sir, we are going to have a very large turn out tonight. The townspeople are extremely happy. They haven't seen so much money." "What about fighters?" "We will have four to five hundred competitors. Some of them are well known. There is also a group from Turkey. They are...
The rest of the week followed the pattern of the previous two days. I had given myself to Sid and Sue without question. I was enjoying getting and receiving oral sex and Sid was a great lover. It was Saturday morning and Sue said she had to go grocery shopping and would I like to come to. When I said yes she insisted that I didn’t wear a bra or panties. I was a bit concerned but agreed to do as she asked. The excitement I felt wearing just a little cotton dress and high heels was incredible....
I don’t remember much about last night. Or how I woke up with my wrists tied to the bedposts. I wracked my brain, trying to think about how I could have ended up here. I’m not sore or feel like anything horrible has happened but how did I end up naked and tied to the bed in my hotel room? And why am I wearing my new shoes, red Jimmy Choos, that I bought at Arnold Churgin here in Calgary. Suddenly, I hear John’s voice from behind me and to my right. ‘B, I’m sorry that you find yourself tied...
Hi friends, indru tamil kama kathaiyil en annan nabanin manaiviyai eppadi sex seithen endra kathaiyai ungal idam pagirugiren. Vaarungal tamil kama kathaikul selalam, en peyar ragavan vayathu 23 aagugirathu. Enaku tamil kama kathai padika migavum pidikum, niraiya kama kathai padipen athu matum ilamal thinamum kai adipen. En sunni kai adithu adithu intha vayathile 8” perithaaga viraitha nilaiyil irukum. Body katumazthaga irukum, ennai niraiya pengal virumbuvaargal. Naan 5 pengalai ithu varai...
“My lord,” she murmured. “Go back to sleep,” The Beast told her. “I’ll make us breakfast.” She nodded and snuggled happily back down into the bedclothes on the floor, closing her eyes again. The Beast tutted in wonder. Had he not known better he would have thought her previous night had consisted in an exemplary romance rather than torture at the hands of a literal monster. Turning around, he saw the shattered four poster bed, forlorn in the thin rays of morning light that edged their way...
Introduction: Old fashioned babymaking Cadee crossed and uncrossed her legs on the bar stool, looking nervously toward the front entrance. She was early, she knew, but she picked up her phone for the third time anyway to re-check that she had gotten the time and location correct. As excited as she was to get to know this new heartthrob, meeting a guy offline for the first time always gave her butterflies. She fidgeted, re-adjusting her dress again, this time looking up to see a pair of dark...
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Hello readers , hope you enjoyed the first 2 parts.. continued.. We sat at the dining table to have lunch. FIL and Raju sat on either side of me. Manya started serving food exposing her generous, mouth watering cleavage. I was sitting topless between two pervs. FIL and raju had moved their chairs close to me so that they have easy access to my choochis. During the lunch time FIL and Raju were eating and sucking my choochi more than the lunch. I tried ignoring them , though i couldn’t control...
IncestHi, my name is Fred Stone. But most people call me Dr. Stone or even Melinda Johnson, well they used to, this is a story about the beginning of the device, and also how I became the 'creator' of said device. I am the creator of the Psyche Transference Device. The name is exactly as it sounds. It can transfer the psyche either in part or whole. Currently the device is used by many as a recreational tool and also as a means to save lives by doctors. For example, someone with an incurable...
Note : This story is completely fictional! Hai readers, it is a continuing story. So read it’s next episodes without fail. It’s one of the most erotic stories I have ever written. I'm sure u'll like it. It’s a read and Cum Incest.As Kalyani finished her shower in her bedroom bath, she could hear the shower running in the main bathroom. She laid down on the bed, still in shock, and tried to sleep. After a few sleepless hours of reliving the night's events, she went downstairs in her nightee in...
IncestElla used to be…let’s say somewhat innocent. Well, she was dating a girl…she was having sex, but it was just “so-so”. Nothing wild and crazy. She had sex with a boy before but…2 pump chump didn’t really WOW her. Ella was on a quest for something exciting, which led her right into the local adult video store. Although she really didn’t know exactly what she was looking for, this might be the place to find something exciting. She thumbed through all...
xmoviesforyouOne hot summers day in Margate we were busy getting ready for my wife’s 40th party. Our house was on a large plot with a great pool and gazebo for entertaining. We thought it would be a great change to have Zel’s 40th in the hot sun at the pool area, drinking and braaing. We had invited all our mates from near and far to celebrate this special birthday. Zel was very excited about the party as she a real party a****l. Her 30th ended in the pool as well, skinny dipping with mostly male bachelors...