Bikini Bottom Not a Spongebob Story
(Not a Spongebob Story!) “Dammit, dammit, dammit!” I muttered as I hid behind the changing cottage on the beach. I tugged at the minuscule bottom of my new yellow bikini. It fit comfortably at home. Now, I was in serious trouble! “Get back in there!” I hissed, but seemingly, part of me was thinking with it’s own head and wanted a bit of fresh air! “What the hell was I thinking when I bought this bikini!” I muttered as I tugged at the blazing yellow fabric. I’m a grower, not a show-er. When...