Joyce and Me at the Cape Part 1
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It is Friday morning 7:00 am. I drive up to Joyce’s house in my friend’s 1959 Ford Galaxie 500 Sunliner. It is a hardtop convertible. I put the top down for two reasons, it is a warm day and Joyce loves the wind in her hair as we drive. Her long blond hair always looks beautiful blowing in the wind or spread around my lap as she gives me a blowjob.
Joyce is waiting outside for me excited to be going on this weekend. It is all she can talk about. To her friends she tells them it is four days of fun and sun. To me she says it is four days of fucking and sucking. I love her mind. She is bouncing up and down on her toes she is so happy. She plants a big wet long kiss with tongue when I get to her door. Her mom smirks at her show of affection. I take her suitcase and put it in the car. We kiss her mom goodbye getting the usual warnings, drive carefully, don’t get too much sun and behave yourselves.
When Joyce was in high school, she looked much different. She never wore a skirt, a bra, or heels. She had short hair and a bad complexion. At that period in time, Joyce did not shave her legs or her underarms, and no one she knew saw it as at all unusual. This is not to say that Joyce was a slob; as a matter of fact, she often showered at least three times a day. Once in the morning before school, once after football practice, and once after her evening workout. Yes, Joyce played...
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Joyce Andrews pulled her bulging duffel bag out of the back of the rented Cadillac and slammed the trunk closed. It was a gloriously warm and sunny Sunday afternoon. Slinging the strap over her shoulder, she waved goodbye to her mother and walked slowly down the sidewalk to the doorway of the dorm complex. A volunteer met her at the front desk and handed her a welcome package: a pink box that said 'Good Stuff' on the top and sides. "Hi, my name's Marci," the girl said, glancing at...
“I need my twenty bucks, you got it?” “Uh, you said I had till Saturday to pay it back, I don’t get paid at work until Friday, I don’t have it.” “I know I said you could give it back Saturday but I really need some money today, do you have any? Five bucks maybe?” “Huh! I only have a ten.” “Come on Joyce, I really need it.” She gave in “Shit. Okay give me my bag.” Her shoulder bag was setting on the top of her dresser so I reached up to grab it. I picked it up but one of the handles was...
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Joyce drove home from work wishing that she could find some way to unwind from a long and stressful week, knowing that when she walked into the house, she was going to have to cook dinner, care for her k**s, and take care of the normal household chores, and whatever else that might come up. She took a deep breath before opening the door and walking inside, but to her own disbelief, the house looked to have already been cleaned and dinner for two was on the table and her husband Barry stood in...
Joyce lay on top of the bed staring at the ceiling. She had watched the clock go round for three whole hours. Two cars had started up within that time, one almost immediately after she got back to her bedroom, and the other one two hours later. An hour ago she had heard Robbie in the shower, then twenty minutes later heard a door down stairs slam shut. All was quiet. She slipped into the ensuite and started the power shower. She cleaned her teeth and looked at her clouded reflection in the...
The smell of sausages cooking stoked Joyce's senses into coming to life. She looked around and saw Robbie working at the barbecue, Sylvia lying on a sunbed, dosing, and just coming through the kitchen door was a very embarrassed looking Steve. She didn't know how long she had been asleep, but she felt better for it. Her mind was slightly clearer but something's were still fuddled. Her dream was still cloudy, but she was sure their were issues to resolve she felt she wasn't well enough to face...
"Pour some wine Joyce I'm gagging here girl"As if by autopilot, Joyce opened the screw top bottle of very chilled white wine and poured two glasses. "Arrrggghh. That's better" said Sylvia as she took a long gulp of the refreshing Sauvignon Blanc. "Been looking forward to that" Joyce sipped her drink and watched her friend finish off drying her hair. "So...what have you been up to today....anything exciting. You shipped a nice well hung black stud in while I've been working...eh Joyce...
Robbie left the house at midday. He had a regular slot on a Sunday from 1230 till 1330 on some specialist machinery at his local gym. Joyce went back to bed and tried to sleep a little, before everybody returned. She nearly succeeded. After Robbie had made love to her in the shower they had had an uneasy breakfast in the kitchen. She had made a pot of tea for herself and Robbie wanted orange juice. They were both still naked, at Robbies insistence, and she felt very uncomfortable walking round...
Sylvia and Joyce spent a lazy morning lolling around in there dressing gowns, catching up on the lost years. Steve was away golfing till tomorrow evening, and Robbie was at the gym. They planned on going into town for a look around the shops and do a little retail therapy. Girly stuff. Sylvia tried to keep the conversation as lite as possible, trying to avoid subjects that involved marriage.... Joyce was enjoying her reunion and tried to stay positive. They were both trying hard. At eleven they...
Joyce woke with a start from an alcoholic induced sleep. She opened her eyes not knowing where she was or what had disturbed her. The curtains were drawn and it was pitch black. She heard a man belching followed by the unmistakeable sound of a toilet seat banging and a full bladder being emptied into the bowl. A door closed and then it went quiet. Joyce Dickinson's marriage had disintegrated when her husband, Garry, of 18 years decided that he wanted c***dren, and couldn't stay with Joyce...
It was one in the morning when Joyce thought to check her phone. For weeks she had been obsessed with checking to see if there were any messages from her ex,,saying he wanted her backs, or some other such fantasy. "Mums left her phone at home aunty Joyce. Steves been rained off and is coming home at nine tonight." It read. She looked at her watch and saw the time, realising that Sylvia was four hours overdue to be home to welcome her husband home. Sylvia read the message and giggled. She put...
I couldn’t stop thinking about Joyce after the raiders game Last Sunday at Jack’s. I had to see her again. I didn’t care if Jack was home or not just the chance to see her again was worth making up a reason to go to Jack’s.I drove up to the laundromat and parked. I walked up to the side door. I hit the buzzer.Bbbbzzzz “hello?” It was Joyce. My heart fluttered.“Hey Joyce its Jay!”“Oh heeeeeyy Jay come on up”. She sounded so sexy even on the crappy speaker.I went up the super hot stairs in a...
I couldn’t stop thinking about Joyce after the raiders game Last Sunday at Jack’s. I had to see her again. I didn’t care if Jack was home or not just the chance to see her again was worth making up a reason to go to Jack’s.I drove up to the laundromat and parked. I walked up to the side door. I hit the buzzer.Bbbbzzzz “hello?” It was Joyce. My heart fluttered.“Hey Joyce its Jay!”“Oh heeeeeyy Jay come on up”. She sounded so sexy even on the crappy speaker.I went up the super hot stairs in a...
Robbie briefly contemplated making dinner. Briefly. He'd never made a meal in his life and being a self-centred teenager didn't see why he should start now. It was woman's work. His contribution to the end of Joyce's working day would be to bend her over the back of the chair and ease some of her built up 'tension'. He'd run her a bath.....A small gesture, but, he knew women appreciated such things. At 530pm he heard a car pull on the drive, dashed upstairs, started the bath running. then was...
Robbie awoke to the same noise that disturbed his close neighbour. A whirring and whooping sound that seemed to be coming from right over the house signalled to people who knew, that a helicopter was in the proximity. There was the choice of two explanations for this. One, the police were looking for someone or something, and two, Air Sea Rescue. Probably the formed, thought Robbie,,at this time on a Saturday night Sunday morning. Joice heard the same noise and needed a pee. She also had a...
Joyce woke up at 0630 on Monday morning not feeling very well. Her mouth felt like she'd eaten a bag of peanuts and her head was full of hand grenades. She turned over and met the gaze of the Pearson who had contributed to her bodily state. "Morning gorgeous, you ready""For what?""Your funny!.... Sex of course...you've shagged me all night. Your fucking insatiable""How many times?" "One less than mum so far""Oh....whys my mouth feel so....salty.""You've swallowed my cum..... twice""Really!......
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I pushed my nervous lover onto the bed. She didn't like initiating, so I always took the lead, which of course I didn't mind. Joyce had her arms close to her chest, defensively, staring up at me with her innocent doe eyes. Her face was flushed from our make-out session a moment ago when I suggested we take it to my room. My red lipstick dotted her face.God, I wanted her.I reached a hand up her shirt, forcing her arms away, stroking her over her bra. She looked away, shyly, closing her...
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