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This year I had managed to get Christmas eve off work as my company closed down for the festive period. My wife, though, had to work all day and would not be home till quite late. When she left for work she looked so hot dressed up as a sexy Miss Claus, this was the case every year that all the staff dressed up for Christmas eve.
My wife wore a very short red Miss Claus dress that barely covered her peachy ass, a pair of black hold up stockings with a sparkly red seam up the back, high red heels and a Santa hat, she looked HOT.

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