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We arrived at the cabin late Friday afternoon. Our friends, Mike and Molly, had won a trip for four to a Colorado cabin resort in a television contest and invited my husband, Eric, and I along as their plus two. We were thrilled. We decided to go the week after Thanksgiving, that way we all had our Thanksgiving and Christmas family gatherings unimpeded. We got out of the car and began unloading our things, the men trailing behind us and complaining about carrying most of the load.

“It’s not all that bad boys. After all you get to stare at the two finest asses in Colorado.” Molly said back to them as she shimmed and popped hers to tease our husbands.

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