Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 299
Say thanks to Allen B. for the following: I asked my fiancée why brides wear white. She explained that white was the color of happiness, and a woman’s wedding day is the happiest day of her life. She was not amused when I then asked her why she had picked a black tuxedo for me... Playing Mick Jagger’s music in your closet protects clothing from holes, because a Rolling Stone gathers no moths. Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. These are...