He Fixed More Than Just My Cable TV
Television sucks. I've had more fucking problems with cable television than it's worth. I don't know why I keep it, but here I am again, waiting for the cable repair man to show up. Bored, and when I'm bored I start getting horny. I'm sitting on the couch waiting and I start playing with my nipples. Flicking, making circles with my fingertips, squeezing. My cock is starting to come alive when the doorbell rings. Shit. Interrupted by the fucking cable guy. I get up and open the door. Surprise,...