How I Fucked Your Mother
Introduction: A young man seizes the opportunity to spend time with the MILF next Part 1 My Parents split up when I was 4. My Dad and I floated around a while before we settled down in a nice neighborhood. I was 5 by that time and really glad that there was a boy next door my own age. His name was Ian and his Mom was really nice. Mrs. J made cookies and lemonade for us and would even help us build forts in the backyard. When I was 11, I remember seeing her on her back porch from my...