The Maury Show
I was sitting on a stool at my favorite bar after work, nursing the single beer I allowed myself, while I waited for the bowling alley next door to open. There was a really pretty dark haired woman sitting at the other end of the bar trying to catch my eye. Finally, Sam the bartender put another beer in front of me, and I declined it. "It's not on the house Ted, it's from the lady at the end of the bar," he said. "Thank her for me, and give her money back to her. You can put it on my...