Crotchless Panties
One night my buddy Tim and I were watching “Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers” when we heard one of the actors say, “She wears crotchless panties and barks like a dog.” As we laughed Tim said, “I know a chick like that. You know her too, Samantha Ferguson. We used to call her Fergie. Oh you’ve got to remember her.” I finally remembered who he was talking about and said, ‘Oh yes, you mean the coach’s daughter from high school.” Tim said, “Yes that’s her. Well I met her a few...