Mariner 5
You would think that after 7 months of knowing my Owner I would learn by now what a sadistic asshole he is. But I keep falling for damn pranks, his twisted lil sense of humor.Well few weeks ago he invited me to a bday party for his sister in law. It was nice, I was dressed all nice, I really wanted them to like me, so I was all nervous. Make long story short, party was nice and it was moved to a bar. It was nice, I got a whiskey sour and he got a rum n coke, which he paid for. His hand between...