Betting on the wife
I was hanging out at one of my favorite watering holes one night, talking with other patrons. One of them was a butch female that had managed to talk a few straight women into sexual relationships with her. Her name is Patti We were talking for a while as I had known her for years. When she asked me how are you and your wife doing. I jokingly said why you looking to bed her. Her eyes lit up when I said that. No, but if I wanted to I could. I laughed, I bet you a hundred bucks you couldn’t get...