Jokes and GigglesChapter 925
This is compliments of J & B NEW ALPHABET A is for apple, and B is for Boat, That used to be right, but now it won’t float. Age before beauty is what we once said, But let’s be a bit more realistic instead. Now, A’s for arthritis; B’s the bad back, C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac. D is for dental decay and decline; E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas, which I’d rather not mention. H is high blood pressure--I’d rather it...