The Name Not To Call Your Dog
The last name you should choose is, ‘Sex.’ Everyone who owns a dog calls it by a sensible name, Like Rover, Boy, Trixie, or just plain, ‘Dog!’ Not me! I don’t know why. Maybe it was because I wasn’t getting any at the time and it was rankling. I will even go as far to say it was a sore subject. Dunno, maybe I should not have called my dog, ‘Sex!’ Little did I know then what an embarrassment it would be for my wife and I. Like when I went to the post office, in those days you needed a licence...