The Emperor s New Condom
I couldn't keep doing the Sears catalog, not if I wanted to be somebody someday, or something. I had to keep moving up, that's what my agent kept saying. Since he was also my dad, I pretty much listened to him, but this seemed kind of weird. "A condom commercial?" I giggled because condom struck me as a funny word. I'd never actually seen one in my life. "Commercial," he agreed. "That's the key word. It's a big step, Wendy." "I'm only fifteen," I reminded him, whispering...