Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 14
Vetted Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, Bruce. “Bruce, Bruce!” she yelled. Bruce came running in. ‘Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!’ she said. ‘Crikey!’ Bruce said and tried to pull her up. ‘You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get Frank.’ They came back and...