My Dream Come True
It was our second anniversary when my wife, Sarah, asked me why I married her. "Well, you look like your mother, that's why." "Like my mom?" "Yeah, a younger version of your mom." "And, you were attracted to my mom?" "Oh, look, hon, your mother is in her lower forties and is a very good looking woman. I've seen her at their pool in her red two-piece suit. She's damned hot, if you ask me." "My mother? You're checking out my mother? You dirty guy, you." "Hey, look, she's...