Late night truck stop
Mary and I were returning from a family reunion and driving a little longer than usual trying to get home. Mary mentioned the need for a rest stop, so I pulled into the next place which happened to be a Flying J facility. I hadn't come to a full stop and Mary was out of the car and on her way to the rest room. She had a key to the car so I went into the men's room and took care of my needs.I was just finishing up when I overheard one guy say, " I swear that lady that just ran into the next room...