The Fountain of Youth
‘I want some of the weed you’ve been smokin’!’ Sam Beckett exclaimed, ‘Or a taste of your psychedelic mushrooms!’ ‘You can call off the narc squad – I’m as clean as a set of bowels after a gallon of polyethylene glycol colonoscopy prep,’ bantered Tom Kiernander, one of Sam’s poker buddies and a fellow sales associate at Kevvexx Pharmaceuticals. ‘Besides, I have the information on the highest authority.’ ‘Whose? The redhead’s in accounting whose skirt you’ve been chasin’ the last couple of...