Being My Daddy
Obviously my Daddy and my mother had a sexual life of some sorts. I was born and then my two younger siblings came along too. At least, you assume that it's your mommy and daddy that boinked in bed and you end up being born nine months later as the end result of their lusty activities. Knowing my mom as well as I do, I'm pretty sure she wasn't entertaining any other men when we were gone to school and my Daddy was off at work. But, then, do we ever know anyone well enough to be sure of that...