She Gambles and Wins
I walk from the casino into the bar. As I await the attention of the barkeep, a beautiful woman walks up and stands beside me. Leaning suggestively against the bar, she seductively turns her head toward me and asks, “So, do you like to play?” “Um, yeah I do,” I respond, a little taken back by her forwardness and question. After all, I am in a casino. She recognizes my confusion and smiles. Then I inform her that I prefer blackjack but am not opposed to a little bit of poker now and then. ...