The Plumber and the Slut Are Lovers Nick and Sam s Story
CHAPTER ONE. It hadn?t been a great day really. No, in fact that wasn?t strictly true; in fact she?d arrived at her friend?s house that evening in a fabulous mood. Even though she?d had to walk around the block twice in the cold because she was early, still she?d felt great. In fact she?d been singing ?I?m on Top of the World? by the time she rang the doorbell. But her mate hadn?t really been in quite as good a frame of mind and all she?d done all evening was nag and nag and nag. So...