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My absolute best friend, ever.

She was, well, perfect. We’d known each other since we were kids, everyone always said we’d end up married with kids of our own, well, they said that till I came out that is. She was the first person I plucked up the courage to come out to, of course. I remember it as though it were yesterday. I was so nervous. We were sitting together on her bed after school watching a movie, I had been planning to tell her for three week, plucking up the courage, then suddenly – there it was, I just blurted it out. ‘Becki, I’m gay.’

Silence. Oh fuck. She hates me, she thinks I’m gross. Oh God Oh God Oh God, why did you tell her why? You fucking idiot Chris why??

Then laughter. Oh fuck. She thinks I’m kidding, Oh dear God don’t make me explain!

‘I’m not kidding Bex, I’m gay’

She turned to face me, she had the most beautiful Mona Lisa smile, it put me instantly at ease.

‘I know you’re not kidding honey, it’s just the way you said it that’s all’

‘You don’t mind’

‘Credit me with a better personality than that hon,’ she said in mock annoyance ‘I love you, you’re my best friend, besides, I kind of knew’

‘How?’

She didn’t answer, just tilted her head at me and gave me an ‘Oh, come on!’ look. It was gonna be OK, I knew it, at that very moment. Because even if the entire world hated me for what I was….she didn’t, she supported me. The next day I was able to tell my parents, Bex was with me for moral support, they took it well, dad was a little disappointed although he tried to hide it, but they both told me they still loved me, and always would. I would be forever grateful to Becki for helping me take that first step.

Three years later and I’m walking back to the apartment I share with Bex in tears. We had moved in together a year ago and had been living happily ever after ever since, despite the fact that she hated my boyfriend, my ex-boyfriend now. I’d just found Carl in the arms of another guy. I’d gone to his apartment unannounced, hoping to surprise him with a very expensive bottle of Sancerre. ‘Heh, you certainly did that Chris’ I had to smile at the thought of the look on his face as the bottle of wine smashed on the wall behind him. I stormed out of his apartment in tears.

‘Your home earl…..Oh Chris, baby, what happened’

Becki looked up at me from the sofa where she had been lying in her bathrobe drinking a glass of wine.

‘He’s cheating on me, he’s fucking cheating on me!’ I sobbed.

‘Oh baby tell me what happened.’ she said, pulling me into her arms and cradling me as I sobbed.

‘I went over to his place and he had his fucking tongue down some other guys throat’ I said, my sorrow now tinged with anger, ‘I threw the wine at him and left, that’s all there is to it’

‘You threw the wine at him?’ Becki started to snigger.

‘Yeah,’ I was sniggering despite myself, ‘hit the wall, you should have seen his face.’

We were both laughing now, tears still running down my face, but laughing too.

‘Seriously honey, he doesn’t deserve you, you’re better off without him.’

The laughter broke, once again replaced by tears, ‘Oh God Becki, I love him, I was gonna tell him tonight.’

She pulled me into another hug, shushing me and letting me cry on her shoulder, rocking me like a baby till my sobs were replaced by deep, shuddering breaths. I looked up at her from her shoulders and we looked into each others eyes. I smiled as she leaned forward and touched her lips to mine, not an unusual occurrence, except this time she lingered, brushing my lips with her lower lip. My cock sprung to life, much to my surprise. Pulling away, she rubbed her thumb across my bottom lip, I closed my eyes and parted my lips as she leaned towards me again.

The doorbell rang and our eyes snapped open, as though the bell had awakened us from a trance. My dick deflated in surprise and guilt.

‘I’ll get it’ Becki said, seemingly eager to get away from the situation, I didn’t blame her, it was fucking awkward.

She opened the door and there stood Carl, at that moment I realised it, I didn’t love him, I don’t know whether I used to but there he was standing at my door, eyes full of tears and rather than running to him (I’m a running-to-him kinda guy) I just wanted him to fuck off.

‘Fuck off’ said Bex

‘Let me explain to Chris Ok Bex? I think it’s his decision whether I go or not’

Becki turned to me, silently asking me what I wanted to do, I looked past her at Chris, I saw the sorrow in his eyes, the regret, the silent plea for forgiveness.

‘Fuck off’ I said.

And with that Becki slammed the door.

She turned to me and smiled, ‘Well done Mr Assertive’

‘Thank you Miss Slammy’

‘Miss Slammy?’

‘It’s the first thing that came into my head’

‘Call that wit? It’s fucking awful’

I stuck my tongue out at her, she returned the gesture, bringing my attention to her mouth, making me remember how close we came to kissing, how soft her lips were, how her breath felt on my cheek…

Why was I thinking this, she’s a girl, she’s my best friend, I can’t think of her this way.

‘You better put that away before someone cuts it off.’ I realised I was still sticking my tongue out. Shit.

‘You OK babe, you look distracted, wanna watch a movie or something, try and take your mind off that bastard???’

‘Sure’ I said, still embarrassed over the tongue thing, ‘why not’

She put a tape in a settled with me on the sofa. I wanted to talk to her about our almost-kiss, but couldn’t, didn’t know how to bring it up. ‘I’m sorry,’ she said out of the blue.

‘What about?’

‘Earlier, before Carl showed up, about what I did, almost did, it was…. inappropriate and I’m sorry’

She looked at me for the first time since sitting down. I looked into her deep blue eyes, looked over her face, her soft pink lips, her pale skin, her cheeks, rosy as she blushed. I leaned over and pressed my lips against hers in a kiss that I’d wanted since our lips first met that evening, a kiss that, if I was totally honest with myself, I’d wanted forever. This wasn’t about gender, this wasn’t about straight or gay, this was about us, the people beneath the flesh, this was about souls. I loved her, at that moment I felt that my heart had swollen so much it would burst through my rib cage, I couldn’t breath I couldn’t think, and the only thing to do about it was to kiss her, to be as near to her as possible, to fill my arms with her and absorb her warmth.

Our lips parted and I deepened the kiss, wrapping my arms around her. I never felt like this, to be so completely consumed with any emotion. I pulled away and looked into her eyes, I nearly cried when I saw longing and love there.

‘Chris, I, this is nice, this is good, but you’ve just broken up with someone and your gay and…. I dunno, I don’t want you to regret this.’

‘I will never regret this, I have never felt like this.’

‘Chris, you’re gay.’

‘I know, but I love you, crazy isn’t it?’

‘Chris…’

‘Not. Another. Word.’

I scooped her up into my arms and carried her to my room, lay her down on my bed, a held her, kissing her face and neck. I slipped my hands into her robe and stroked her soft skin. She reached down and undid the belt, opening the robe to reveal her body to me. I’d never seen a naked woman before, not outside of a magazine or TV anyhow. I kissed down her neck to her chest, and held her breasts.

‘Beautiful, like a painting’ I thought aloud.

‘Chris, I love you, I always have’

I nearly cried when I heard her say that.

‘Which is why this cant just be a rebound thing’

‘It isn’t baby, really it isn’t, please just let me prove it to you’

‘Chris, I’m a virgin’

‘Really?,’ I was shocked, Ok, Becki had never really had a steady bo
yfriend but we were 21, I’d kind of assumed.

‘Yes, really, Chris I’ve been waiting for you. I knew it was stupid because of the gay thing,’ I chuckled at that ‘but I love you, have since we were kids. Which is why you can’t use me. If this isn’t real I don’t want it, I cant, because it would break my heart, I’d rather live with the fantasy than die knowing I could never have you again.’

‘I would never hurt you, surely you must know that, not for the sake of sex, not for anything. I swear this is not just sex.’

I kissed her, tenderly, holding her as though she were made of porcelain, as though she might break. ‘Are you sure you want this?’ I asked. She nodded and I stroked her hair, looking into her eyes as I sat up and began to undress. Nerves suddenly overcame me as I realised what was about to happen. I felt like a virgin, and in a way I was. I’d never made love to a woman before, and I was scared, scared but excited. I lay back next to her, both of us now naked, and we held each other close, kissing and exploring each other. I grew excited quickly, swelling to my full length, the tip of my cock brushed against her stomach and she gasped. Closing her eyes and nuzzling my neck she reached down and gripped my cock, stroking it slowly, it felt wonderful having her small soft hands caressing me. I reached between her legs to return the favour. I had never done this before and I was nervous, I slipped a finger into her moist pussy, and then withdrew, exploring her outer lips and finding her clit. As I brushed the tiny button of flesh, she groaned into my neck and speeded up her strokes of my cock. I inserted two fingers into her and thumbed her clit, her body bucked and stretched as her breathing speeded up and I slid my fingers in and out of her faster and faster.

I lost track of time and my actions, only feeling her, but somehow I ended up on top of her, whether I rolled onto her of she pulled me over I don’t know, we seemed to be moving as one at that point. We stilled as we both realised that my cockhead was between her pussy lips, one thrust and I would be in her. We looked each other in the eye.

‘Are you sure?’

‘Yes, Chris.’

It was all I needed to hear and I thrust forward. Becki screamed, I panicked.

‘Oh baby, are you alright, I didn’t mean to hurt you, Oh God baby I’m sorry!’

‘I’m OK, carry on baby, please.’

I started to move, Oh God it was pure heaven, Becki’s pained grunts quickly turned into moans. She moaned my name and I have never heard such a heavenly sound. I picked up the pace as she began to moan louder. ‘Oh baby,’ I moaned ‘I think I’m gonna cum soon, I’m sorry’

‘Don’t be’ she said, as her body stiffened and her orgasm ripped through her. That pushed me over the edge and I came, spilling my hot cum into her body.

I collapsed on top of her as we struggled to catch our breath, ‘I love you,’ I whispered in her ear when I regained the ability to speak, but she was already asleep. We lay that night, and every night since, wrapped in each other’s arms. I have to go now… can’t be late for my own wedding day can I??

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I Think Theres Something Funny Going On Here

“I think there’s something funny going on here!” Mila whispered.   We were just getting back to our room from an afternoon down at the beach. It had gotten dark, and we were going to take a dip in the hot tub in the common room of the rustic bed and breakfast where we were staying.   “What do you mean?” I asked.   “Listen!” She said, her ear to the door.   I put my ear to the door, and could hear noises of people moving about.   “So we don’t have the carriage house all to ourselves any...

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Its a funny world

This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the key players.My wife, Sue, was short but very well built. Everywhere that we went other men could be seen to eye her off and it was obvious to me that she enjoyed all the attention. She loved sex. I was a bit of a stud in my day when it came to endurance so we would often have several sex sessions in a night.At the time of this story we had 2 children, a boy and a girl, and we had decided that we would have no more children. We enjoyed...

Cheating
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My exwife Chapter 1 ndash Itrsquos a funny world

This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the key players. My wife, Sue was short but very well built. Everywhere that we went other men could be seen to eye her off and it was obvious to me that she enjoyed all the attention. She loved sex. I was a bit of a stud in my day when it came to endurance so we would often have several sex sessions in a night. At the time of this story, we had 2 c***dren, a boy and a girl and we had decided that we would have no more c***dren. We...

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Funny Business Farm

Funny Business FarmShortly after my parents were divorced, one of my fathers clients had passed away leaving everything to his now widowed wife. Dad received a call from the widow, requesting a meeting to discuss the widow's holdings. As their financial advisor for the last 8 years, he was familiar with their assets.They met in his office; folders spread across the desk, each representing all the real estate and business ventures she now owned exclusively. Dad explained that all of her holdings...

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Funny weed cunnilingus story

I have a funny, and frankly, hot, story from spring break 1996 when I went to Jamaica with my friends in college. There, I met a fellow spring breaker named Jamie who was a bit of a hippychick complete with cornrows (that she had done in Jamaica as many tourists are apt to do). Our evening consisted of an all-night toking and 69 session in her hotel room. The air was so dense with weed smoke that I really couldn't smell her otherwise musky pussy. However, I was kind of on the look-out because...

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Funny blowjob in a nerds car

Hello everyone, this is my first story here... This is a real one, i haven't many of them to tell so in the future i could switch to fantasy. I'm also not english so tell me about my writing :-pBy now: here the facts. I was 23 and i broke up with my boyfriend after almost 1 year, i was very sad, angry and, must admit, cock-hungry.That night a good friend of mine held a birthday party in a nightclub, we danced and had a very good time, drinking much. Aware of me being a good drinker, my friend...

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My Funny Androgyne

My Funny Androgyne (c) 2005 by Nom de Plume What will Donna Mae Trix get her girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Could a cruise be the cure for the wintertime blues? The continuing misadventures of Miss Anne Thrope, by the author of The Jessica Project. * * * Winter in Chicago is bad enough when you're a businessman who can get away to Palm Beach or Palm Springs. When you have to put on a dress and...

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FUCKING FUNNY

I DONT THINK THIS IS TRUE BUT ITS SO FUNNY I NEARLY WET MYSELF LAUGHINGon your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the...

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Funny Tag team orgy

When i was 18 i had my first orgy ...it was me, my boy, this girl i had just met, and her friend. It all started at cici's (pizza buffet) me and my boy had walked in to grab a bite when we came across two big booty chicks ...we hit it off and started talking after five min's into the convo 1 of the girls asked if we wanted to fuck!!!! lol i know i couldn't believe it myself it was as if an angel came down and sprinkled pussy juices all over my throbbing cock ..... i was so shocked that they...

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Man Behind The Badge Funny Face Of The Swindler

The Man Behind the Badge: Funny Face of the Swindler © 1994, 2020 by Anthony Durrant I was about to get into my car when I saw a tall woman begging for food. I gave her my lunch and then went into my car, which I started before driving off. "Thank you, sir!" she said. "You'll be duly rewarded, for I am Jaa'Dhur, a Star Beast." As I drove to my conference, I swerved to avoid a speeder and lost control of my moving car. I crashed through the siding and landed upside down,...

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I Think Theres Something Funny Going On Here

“I think there’s something funny going on here!” Mila whispered.   We were just getting back to our room from an afternoon down at the beach. It had gotten dark, and we were going to take a dip in the hot tub in the common room of the rustic bed and breakfast where we were staying.   “What do you mean?” I asked.   “Listen!” She said, her ear to the door.   I put my ear to the door, and could hear noises of people moving about.   “So we don’t have the...

Group Sex
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That funny feeling in my stomach

Being half cast boy, I'm considered quite good looking by many different types of people. Even gay people. In my native country it was normal for me to be hit on by girls and guys. But getting to NZ it felt different.  I guess it may have been from the fact that I got here just before I hit puberty. I was a late bloomer however. Everyone got bigger and hairier earlier than I did. It seemed a lot earlier. And I was left in awe whenever I saw someone else's penis. How much larger it was than...

First Time
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Welcome to the Funny FarmChapter 3

This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people is a sign that you, and they, need immediate counseling with a qualified mental health professional. How I lost my mind, but found true love and happiness. I got up early Saturday and spent most of the day at the marina where I keep my boat, making sure it was absolutely spotless and stocking it with plenty of food and drinks. I really meant what I’d said about spending all day on the boat Sunday and wanted to make sure...

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Altered Fates The Birthing

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Mummys Little Plaything

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Plaything

PLAYTHING by Geneva A powerful businessman muses on his plans for revenge on an old enemy. It has taken me some time and much detailed planning to come to this part of my revenge for the years of your demeaning comments and slights. Actually, I feel slightly apprehensive but now I can set the procedure in motion. This is the crux, but certainly not the finish of my plans for you. I will be careful and methodical. I intend to enjoy the continual oversight, dominance and attention...

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Used as a Plaything

Brianna whispered in my ear.  ‘Do you feel safe, Andy?’Did I feel safe?First, I need to explain the position in which I found myself.Brianna had brought me into a luxurious apartment and blindfolded me, before guiding me into another room where soft music was playing.All she had told me about the evening was the owner of the apartment, a woman in her fifties, had got friendly with Brianna and mentioned she had fancied the pants off me.  Together the two of them hatched a plan to use me as her...

BDSM
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The Barbie Lez Fantasies Week 77 Topless Sunbathing

Introduction: A quick and kinky lesbian fantasy! Authors Note 1: These short fantasies started off as weekly mini-stories for my readers, but the newsletter was shut down because autoresponders do not accept adult content. I thus decided to publish these fantasies for free for my readers to enjoy. It is meant to entertain, so please do not leave hateful comments if everything is not perfect. I am only human after all. Authors Note 2: Although this fantasy can be read independently, it was...

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Sunbathing

SunbathingI get home from work it’s been a hot day, the sun was burning, in the kitchen I get myself a cold beer. I walk to the bedroom to see if you are there and maybe you didn't hear me, as I look out the window I see you in the garden, totally nude sunbathing.I strip and walk down naked, I feel my cock starting to grow as I walk on the grass closer to you.I enjoy the sight of the sun shining on your naked body, there are some drops of sweat on your body.A sound behind me makes me turn...

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IV That Nude Sunbathing

Sandy and I went to the beach hoping we could get together a team for volleyball Karen came running up to us yelling come with you two I got a almost a team. We yelled back Yes, Yes I couldn’t believe it when Karen kissed us both rather nicely and said gawd I love you too. We won four times and the hold team agrees to go forfeit and cancel. Sandy told Karen she Ok’d her coming over and nude sunbathing with us, Karen was ecstatic said I know and again kiss us both saying I love you two. I really...

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Lovestory 2K

There are love stories of all kinds: cross-culture, cross-border, cross-religion and so on. This is a double-cross-dress love story. Read it and see if you like it. Hema and Giri met accidentally. Hema is tall for an average woman, with short hair and not much to show off for a cleavage. In spite of her looks she is more feminine and desirable than her more endowed roommates. She lived in a two-room house with two other girls on a share-everything basis. All three of them are working...

1 year ago
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SisLovesMe

Step sister porn at Sis Love Me, aka MySisLovesMe? What images or thoughts come to mind when you see that word? Chances are, you are either disgusted and want nothing to with me or this review, or you are intrigued and immediately turned on. Maybe it makes you think of your smoking hot stepdaughter and how she insists on walking around the house in her underwear, knowing damn well that you are sitting right there on the couch. Or maybe you remember that time your step sister came home drunk and...

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