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In my native country it was normal for me to be hit on by girls and guys. But getting to NZ it felt different.
I guess it may have been from the fact that I got here just before I hit puberty. I was a late bloomer however. Everyone got bigger and hairier earlier than I did. It seemed a lot earlier.
And I was left in awe whenever I saw someone else's penis. How much larger it was than mine. And manly looking. Mine in contrast was still pretty small.
I wasn't into boys though, which was weird because I was mesmerized by their members. And every time I caught a glimpse of some of the other boy's penis. I find myself thinking about it that night, and in the following days.
One time while changing in the cubicles in school, I was 15 and I had a funny urge to get up on the stool inside the cubicle and look over to the next cubicle. I knew the other guy beside me. His name was Michael. We weren't strictly good friends. We just played basketball together at lunch time, and had classes together. He was reasonably fit guy but wasn't good looking in the classic sense.
Once I got on the stool and popped my head over I saw him removing his boxers. I was amazed as to how big his cock was. It was uncircumcised and looked long and meaty. It looked heavy. My eyes where wide open. As he put on his clothes I got back into my cubicle quietly without him noticing. I stepped down from the stool a weird feeling grew quickly inside of me. I felt naughty. And kind of turned on. I felt confused and let it go.
Later that night I couldn't stop thinking about Michaels long, meaty looking cock. I wondered what it'd look like in full glory. "'How much more bigger could it get?" I thought. Imagining his big cock started getting me hard. I then focused my imagination on a beautiful girl I really liked back then, and before long I had a full on hard on.
I stood up from my bed and went into the kitchen to grab some cooking oil. Using it as lube I started jerking off. While I fantasized about my crush. A sudden flash of Michael came in my head and I felt that naughty feeling in my stomach again. But it felt good. The image of his big meaty cock turned me on wildly. And I was just bout ready to cum. I pictured his cock pressed up against my ass. Feeling every inch of his hot thick rod. His hand firmly gripping my hips so that my ass was pressed hard against his hard on. I blew my load and it felt incredible. Hot thick juice squirting out onto the hard wood floor.I felt guilty straight afterwards. Fantasizing about another guy.
I never felt the urge to see guys or really have sex with them. But they did feature in my fantasies and whilst masturbation more than occasionally.
Gay guys were still hitting on me from time to time, but I didn't think much of it. All straight guys get hit on all the time.
Three years later I started working full time at Wendy's and studying part time. At 18 I've finally reached puberty. I had hair in all in the right places.
There was a gay guy who worked there call Robin. Who had a crush on me. I didn't really notice it until someone told me. Robin was bigger than me. I was 5ft 10 and he was about 6ft 1. He was big boned and had an athletic body. Not a bad looking guy. I brushed off the attention as I was interested in other girls at the time. It was just another gay guy who liked me. It must have been my exotic looks I thought.
One time while we were closing, I was cleaning the mens toilet. I was cleaning the walls at the time when Robin came in with the mop ready to get started on the floors.The men’s toilet had a single cubicle and outside of the cubicle was the basin and mirror.
I was in the cubicle cleaning "Hey man, I'm just about done in here. Give me a minute and I'll come out and start on the walls out there."
"Sweet azz." was Robins reply. I went outside of the cubicle to start the cleaning the walls and the basin.
He flashed me a cheeky smile and went inside the cubicle starting on the floors. There was only about 4 people in the restaurant at the time and we are all busy working as quick as we can so that we can get out of there and get home.
I started cleaning on the basin and was getting ready to clean the mirror above the basin. Robin was finished with mopping the floor in the cubicle and was now behind me waiting so he could start mopping the floor where I was. I sprayed the mirror with cleaner and proceeded to wipe. I couldn't quite reach the upper 2 inches of the mirror and I was on my tippy toes.
Robin gave out a quick smirk and he came up behind me. He grabbed the paper towel and he didn't wait for me to get out of the way and started cleaning the top part of the mirror. He was pressing me against the basin. I felt to what felt like his semi hard cock against my butt. This caught me be surprise. And for some reason I didn't try and get out of the way.
He said "This is how you do it" while easily cleaning the mirror. I felt a naughty curiosity of how his cock felt against my butt. It felt kind of good. He did this for a good long 30 seconds. The cleaning itself only took 5-10 seconds max. It wasn't a big mirror.
As he went over every square inch of the mirror rubbing somewhat frantically his whole body would sway from side to side from the momentum generated by his arms. His cock rubbed on my ass from left to right, His cock felt big. That was a weird but good feeling. That must've been why I somehow let that situation go.
"There you go, all clean" he says, and I was like "Ahhh thanks" and walked out of the toilet.
That night I went home and masturbated about Robin. The feeling of his cock against my ass got me all hot and horny. I jerked of to the image of him slowly entering my brown ring with his big cock, and slowly but surely started pumping into me. I didn't last long and I blew my load. Nothing ever turned me on more than that.
Weeks and months pass and nothing like that happened again. I did masturbate some more about him. I couldn't help it. I felt guilty doing it, but I got so much pleasure out of it.
One night, after a long hard slog at work. We closed the restaurant and finally started making our way home at 2.30 in the morning.Robin that night caught the same bus as me. He usually drove home. We got in the bus and we got talking. Bitching about crappy customers and slave driving managers. He asked me if I wanted a ride home from his house as he knew from before that I walked another 10 minutes from the bus stop. I felt hesitant about it but I said yes.Once we got off the bus and walking towards his house "Hey bro I have a small joint do you wanna hit it before I drop you off home" again I was hesitant but said yes. I started getting annoyed at myself for seeming so high strung. I forced myself to loosen up.
We got in his car and we started hot boxing it. We needed to make the most of his joint. I was a hard smoker so I only felt a little stoned. But I was pretty relaxed. He looked at me and flashed that cheeky smile again. "Bro let’s have a beer, you feel like chilling out a bit?" I had no work the next day so this time I said yes without hesitating.
We went into his granny flat which was separated from the main house. He gave me a beer and we started drinking slowly. Talking shit again. He put the music on and put on some RnB. My favourite type of music at the time.
We had a couple of more beers and I was fully relaxed. We were laughing and having a real good time. I got up and asked him where the toilet was, so I could relieve myself. Once in the toilet doing my business I couldn't stop thinking to myself of why I was here. I had that naughty feeling in my stomach again which aroused me slightly.
I got back in the lounge and there was Robin standing up dancing to the beat of the song. He was pretty good dancer and so was I. He motioned me to dance with him and I did. Wanting to show off. We danced eye to eye and our bodies where getting closer. And just like in those music videos I turned around and I started backing up, he came forward to meet me. I was going to grind him. Our rhythm became slower than the beat. As my ass backed up on his private region. The feeling of his cock against my ass was wonderful his semi hard cock against my soft plump ass…
I slowly grinded my ass against him up and down, and in slow circling motions. This felt real naughty but I didn't want it to stop. I pressed a little more against him. He wrapped his arms around my chest and belly. His large physique dwarfed me. Our bodies where totally pressed against each other moving more slowly, more sensual. His cock was fully hard and felt very large. I had a hard on going as well.
We did this for a little while. It was unbearably steamy. He whispered in my ear "Go down on me." I was surprised at this, as I was usually the one who does the asking with the girls. I nodded.
He lead me to the couch. And he unhooked his belt buckle. I was standing infront of him. I couldn't believe what I was doing but I thought I was already there and I wanted to know what his cock felt like. I could see his hard on was sticking out of his pants like a mini tent. He slowly took off his work pants and step out of them. His cock was massive, must have been 7 inches at least. And thick with a nice mushroom head. It had a slight curve upwards from the middle of his shaft to the head. It was red with blood. He held me by the hand and pulled me close to him and started kissing me on the lips slowly.
His huge hot cock was pressed against my belly.I opened my mouth slightly and he started French kissing me. Again I was hesitant but I decided to let myself go and kissed him back. His lips where big and soft, his tongue was strong and commanding inside my mouth. I wrapped my arms around this neck and he had his hands firmly on my ass. Both our mouths where wide open as we kissed passionately for a few minutes. He started kissing me on my neck and he slowly broke off.
He sat down on the couch and he pulled me to him gently. Motioning me to kneel. He had full control of the situation. He knew I wanted this, but needed a bit of pushing. And he wanted to take advantage of it.
His huge member was just a foot away from me. I could smell a strong musky smell from his penis….
End of Part 1
Part 2
My hands resting on each of his knees. While I stare at his engorged cock.
"Why don't you touch it with your hands, see what it feels like?" Robin
whispers
I went for it, I knew I wanted to so I didn’t see the point of delaying it or
lying to myself. My right hand slowly reaches for his cock. And just as I
touch it my heart beat slows right down, the weird feeling in the pit of my
stomach again. I'm doing something bad. My heart slows but the beats seem
long. As if more blood was going through my veins with each beat.
My first touch is just below his mushroom head. It was pretty hard and
smooth. And real hot. I’m careful not to squeeze hard. As my hands barely
wrap around his girth I slowly slide it down until it gets to his balls.
They were large and hanging very low. I wanted to feel how heavy they were.
They were heavier than mine. His balls felt good in my hand. Soft, large and
warm. I slowly massage them as Robin groans.
I slowly slide my hand upwards as I start to wank him off slowly. The
feeling of his large hot cock in my hand was unbelievable. I could feel it
pulsating in my palms. The head started oozing out pre-cum and all I wanted
in the time was to taste his cock. Another man’s cum. His red hot mushroom
head was calling me. Waiting for my mouth like a kid to a lollipop.
I slowly positioned myself closer to him, to get ready. He anticipated this
and spread his legs wide so that he gives me unhindered access to his cock.
As I get closer the musky smell from his cock becomes stronger. This turns
me on even more. His cock head was a centimeter away from my lips.
I slowly open my mouth and I finally touch his cock head, it was hot and his
cream tasted salty. I opened my mouth even more as I take in more of him.
The thickness of his cock stretches my mouth, but I can still handle it. His
cock felt so hot in my mouth and had a nice sweaty type of taste to it. I
slowly gave him head. And I could not believe I was actually doing this. But
it felt good.
I even started massaging his balls while i was sucking on his tool. I know
how guys like that from getting that done to me.
I withdrew my mouth from his cock, I wanted to lick his large, soft balls. I
pressed his cock against his belly as I slowly lick his balls. I was amazed
at the size of his balls... I started wanking him off while I was doing this
and Robin groaned more and more.
Then he told me to stop. He leaned down and gave me a kiss and told me to
take my pants off.
I stood up and took my pants off. He stood up and took my top off for me. I
was completely naked in front of him. He grabbed me on my hips and pulled me
towards him slowly. He kissed me and held me tight. I wrapped my arms around
his neck and kissed him back with a lot of passion.
His hands where slowly massaging my butt now. Squeezing it from time to
time. Both our cocks side by side and I could feel his hot cock pressed hard
on my belly.
He stopped and he slowly pulled me towards his bedroom. Once we got to his
bed he walked around me and embraced me from the back. His arms around
my waist. I could feel his hard hot cock pressed against my ass. He
kissed and sucked on my neck from the back, all the while rubbing his
cock up and down my ass. He got me wondering what it would feel like
having his meat inside me, pumping me…
He put his weight on my upper body. He was bigger than me so I couldn't
really hold him up. He was bending me over, with his sheer size. I
let him do it to me. Because I wanted what was coming to me. I wanted
to see what it felt like.
My upper body was lying over his bed now. He was giving me a slow butt
massage with his strong hands. While doing so he rested his cock
between my ass cheeks. He grabbed his lubricant from inside his
bedside table.
"Have you had sex with a guy before?"
"No." was my reply.
"Ok, we'll go slow. Relax and I promise you'll like it. There will be
pain to start off with but you'll get use to it."
He lubed up his fingers, and he slowly caressing my brown ring with
it. My anticipation was growing. He tried inserting one finger in but
my ring wouldn't let him. "Relax baby…" he said in a slow quiet
whisper.
I started to relax and quickly learnt to keep it relaxed until his
whole finger was inside me. "That's it, let me in." He said.
He slowly finger fucked me for a couple of minutes. Then he inserted
his second finger and started fucking me again. This was slightly
painful put I stayed with it and it got better. Then he pulled his
fingers out.
He started lubing up his cock. I wasn't sure if I could take him in.
it was too soon. He was too big!
"Robin, I'm not sure I can take it…"
"Don't worry I'll put heaps of lube on." Interrupting my weak protest.
He put the tip of his cock on my ring. And slowly applied some
pressure. He told me to relax and I did.
At first he could only get half his cock head inside me. He applied
more lube and got further in slightly.
He slowly started pumping me. With each thrust getting deeper and
deeper inside me. He was halfway inside me now and he applied more
lube.
I relaxed as much as I could and almost suddenly he was inside me. I
groaned with pain and ecstasy. There was a foreign object inside my
ass. But the thought of another man’s cock inside me turned me on. He
stayed there for a minute and then he slowly started fucking me.
I loved the feeling of his hot meaty rod sliding in and out of my
brownring. He started fucking me a little bit more quicker. His thrust
and power pushing my whole body forwards. I've never felt such raw,
animal sex. He had control of me and I was taking him all in. He was
starting to groan heavier and heavier, his balls slapping against my
ass.
He leaned down so that his upper body was on top of mine. He was
pressing me against the bed as he fucked me. He was sucking and
licking my neck. He started fucking me harder, his skin rubbing up on
my back as he fucked me. He was starting to sweat.
His cock more freely pumping me…He suddenly picked up speed which
started to hurt me, he was pounding me now, and suddenly I felt his
cock expand momentarily and I felt his hot liquid spurting inside me.
He drilled his cock as deep into my ass as he could as he came. He
kept on cumming. I loved the feeling of Robin cumming inside me.
Planting his pleasure seeds inside.
He stayed inside me for awhile. Resting on top of me as his cock grew soft…
He slid out of me and he got up. I didn't really say much, I just
walked out into the lounge and put my clothes on… He dropped me off
home and I stayed in bed all day.
The thought of what just happened kept on rewinding in my head. A
mixture of pleasure and pain…
The End
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Funny Porn SitesChapter Two Valentine’s Day Gets Happier A great dinner featuring incredible food and easygoing conversations, most of them with fellow couples celebrating love day, Jill surprising me with her ease of conversation with these strangers, became followed by an amazing concert. McCoy Tyner, John Coltrane’s pianist during the sixties, had been playing solo at that time. So it surprised me that he was joined by a tenor saxophone and flute player and an upright bassist. No drums. Both were young...
“I think there’s something funny going on here!” Mila whispered. We were just getting back to our room from an afternoon down at the beach. It had gotten dark, and we were going to take a dip in the hot tub in the common room of the rustic bed and breakfast where we were staying. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Listen!” She said, her ear to the door. I put my ear to the door, and could hear noises of people moving about. “So we don’t have the carriage house all to ourselves any...
This is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the key players.My wife, Sue, was short but very well built. Everywhere that we went other men could be seen to eye her off and it was obvious to me that she enjoyed all the attention. She loved sex. I was a bit of a stud in my day when it came to endurance so we would often have several sex sessions in a night.At the time of this story we had 2 children, a boy and a girl, and we had decided that we would have no more children. We enjoyed...
CheatingThis is a true story. Names have been changed to protect the key players. My wife, Sue was short but very well built. Everywhere that we went other men could be seen to eye her off and it was obvious to me that she enjoyed all the attention. She loved sex. I was a bit of a stud in my day when it came to endurance so we would often have several sex sessions in a night. At the time of this story, we had 2 c***dren, a boy and a girl and we had decided that we would have no more c***dren. We...
Funny Business FarmShortly after my parents were divorced, one of my fathers clients had passed away leaving everything to his now widowed wife. Dad received a call from the widow, requesting a meeting to discuss the widow's holdings. As their financial advisor for the last 8 years, he was familiar with their assets.They met in his office; folders spread across the desk, each representing all the real estate and business ventures she now owned exclusively. Dad explained that all of her holdings...
I have a funny, and frankly, hot, story from spring break 1996 when I went to Jamaica with my friends in college. There, I met a fellow spring breaker named Jamie who was a bit of a hippychick complete with cornrows (that she had done in Jamaica as many tourists are apt to do). Our evening consisted of an all-night toking and 69 session in her hotel room. The air was so dense with weed smoke that I really couldn't smell her otherwise musky pussy. However, I was kind of on the look-out because...
Hello everyone, this is my first story here... This is a real one, i haven't many of them to tell so in the future i could switch to fantasy. I'm also not english so tell me about my writing :-pBy now: here the facts. I was 23 and i broke up with my boyfriend after almost 1 year, i was very sad, angry and, must admit, cock-hungry.That night a good friend of mine held a birthday party in a nightclub, we danced and had a very good time, drinking much. Aware of me being a good drinker, my friend...
My Funny Androgyne (c) 2005 by Nom de Plume What will Donna Mae Trix get her girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Could a cruise be the cure for the wintertime blues? The continuing misadventures of Miss Anne Thrope, by the author of The Jessica Project. * * * Winter in Chicago is bad enough when you're a businessman who can get away to Palm Beach or Palm Springs. When you have to put on a dress and...
I DONT THINK THIS IS TRUE BUT ITS SO FUNNY I NEARLY WET MYSELF LAUGHINGon your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the...
When i was 18 i had my first orgy ...it was me, my boy, this girl i had just met, and her friend. It all started at cici's (pizza buffet) me and my boy had walked in to grab a bite when we came across two big booty chicks ...we hit it off and started talking after five min's into the convo 1 of the girls asked if we wanted to fuck!!!! lol i know i couldn't believe it myself it was as if an angel came down and sprinkled pussy juices all over my throbbing cock ..... i was so shocked that they...
The Man Behind the Badge: Funny Face of the Swindler © 1994, 2020 by Anthony Durrant I was about to get into my car when I saw a tall woman begging for food. I gave her my lunch and then went into my car, which I started before driving off. "Thank you, sir!" she said. "You'll be duly rewarded, for I am Jaa'Dhur, a Star Beast." As I drove to my conference, I swerved to avoid a speeder and lost control of my moving car. I crashed through the siding and landed upside down,...
“I think there’s something funny going on here!” Mila whispered. We were just getting back to our room from an afternoon down at the beach. It had gotten dark, and we were going to take a dip in the hot tub in the common room of the rustic bed and breakfast where we were staying. “What do you mean?” I asked. “Listen!” She said, her ear to the door. I put my ear to the door, and could hear noises of people moving about. “So we don’t have the...
Group SexThis is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people is a sign that you, and they, need immediate counseling with a qualified mental health professional. How I lost my mind, but found true love and happiness. I got up early Saturday and spent most of the day at the marina where I keep my boat, making sure it was absolutely spotless and stocking it with plenty of food and drinks. I really meant what I’d said about spending all day on the boat Sunday and wanted to make sure...
Frances was 16 and an only c***d from a typical middle class family with both her parents doing 9-5 jobs to keep the family in a stable condition,her mother Karen was a manager at the local leisure centre and her father Robert was a construction worker who travelled the country from job to job mostly coming home for long weekends at a time.Frances was of small build with large tits and mousey brown shoulder length hair which acompanied her outgoing personality and she had just started an art...
I am.change my real name ok..now am i Sarasi(its not my real name).i leaving with my Mum.my mum & dad get separate.so after thats my mum get 2nd marriage.mum age 38 his age is 34 so my age is 16 steady at OKI inter:girls school .ok Thats story is tow month early.my mum get lion club award its function held at Hotel Hilton.thats day my 2nd dad dint go with us .he go to the funeral at Kandy.tits day night at 10.30 mum told me baby u well go home with Driver becoz.tomorrow yore exeam.i came home...
IncestThe day had started off like any other for Natalie. She got up and took a shower, went back to her room, masturbated and then put on her clothes. She was now in a cab on her way to the today show. Being a star was not easy with all the traveling and public appearances. She couldn’t even go to the beach without some Paparazzi photographer snapping pictures of her topless. She was surprised that there wasn’t a man on her balcony this morning taking pictures of her masturbating. The cab stopped...
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Her friend Cheryl made porn for women and sold it on her website. They'd had conversations about making a tape, but Natasha was a bit worried about it, something like that could ruin her career if it got out there. "No one will ever know who you are, sweetie. I'll pay you guys, and you'll have a keepsake. I promise I'll make it fun. I want to do something different, just for shits and giggles.""Okay. Let me talk to John about it."After Natasha had broached the subject with John, she was...
ExhibitionismMy absolute best friend, ever. She was, well, perfect. We’d known each other since we were kids, everyone always said we’d end up married with kids of our own, well, they said that till I came out that is. She was the first person I plucked up the courage to come out to, of course. I remember it as though it were yesterday. I was so nervous. We were sitting together on her bed after school watching a movie, I had been planning to tell her for three week, plucking up the courage, then suddenly...
Note: The few comments, mostly cruel (not to mention my worst scores by far) make me think my story doesn’t work. I guess I should have said ‘future porn director’ in the first chapter or something so as not to disappoint. Oh well. I do think this is still a romance, focusing on Joe’s love for Jill. Those that keep reading, I hope you find some enjoyment in it. Those that hate it, please don’t be too insulting. I don’t write this shit and post it to be called a fucktard.—maxicue Chapter Seven ...
Chapter Six Three Valentine’s Days Later Vanessa hung from her mother’s nipple, suckling, sucking milk from an amazingly larger tit than I had first tasted, strapped into a papoose so Jill could man her camera. She filmed me being inundated by pussy from two gorgeous porn stars, the youthful blonde on my covered cock and the veteran brunette on my mouth while two men, one built like me, both in body and cock, long and narrow, perfect sized to enter anal passages without too much pain, which...
Chapter Four The Next Valentine’s Day ‘I’m ready for my close up, Mr. DeMille,’ said Monica haughtily leaning against the balustrade looking nothing like Gloria Swanson for whom she supposedly emulated. For one she was too tall and lithe, not the petite silent movie star. Secondly she was way too young. And, perhaps most importantly, she dressed in a sheer flowing robe that did little to conceal her pert tits and the small nipples that topped them and the dark hair that crowned her pussy. But...
My name is Jim, and I’m twenty-two. I’m in college, and I have this roommate, named Ed. He is twenty-three, and always seems to have bad luck when it comes to the ladies. There was one time, when we were at a club, that he was trying to pick up a couple chicks. There were two ladies, and he actually thought he was gonna get us both lucky. ‘You know ladies, those beer bottles aren’t the only hard objects around you,’ he said. They both just laughed, and walked away. ‘Dude, what the hell was...
a few years ago i was a sophmore in college and i was kind of struggling to get used to the whole college life and stuff. I havnt had any long term relationships, as a matter of fact ive never had one more than a couple of weeks. that semester i said to myself ‘im gonna change this and get something going’, around that time i noticed a girl, she was my swimming proffesor and was only a year older than me. this girl was probably the most beautiful girl i have ever seen ( in all honesty she...
(episode 7) Over the summer break after my freshman year at UGA I was working full time in a grocery store to earn spending money for the next school year. I would see my girlfriend, Jennifer on my days off, either going to her house in Atlanta or she would drive up to see me. We’d often would go out on the lake skiing, using my dad’s smaller ski boat. One weekend I was able to borrow my dad’s large boat for the day. Jennifer and I had several friends who were dating each other at the time...
I've found myself thinking about Dawn even more that I usually do lately. Maybe that's because it's less than a week until it will be 5 years since I lost her. I love and miss her so much even now and find myself remembering many of the things we did ... both in the lifestyle and out as well as fantasying about the things I so wish we could have tried. I was remembering the time pretty soon after Dawn and I had experienced out first "lifestyle event" together which are actually posted my first...
I had gone South on a very boring conference for some days; but I remembered years ago I had been having a really fun time at an adult book store in that town.I knew the place would be crowded with mostly Latino type men. The first time I had been there, I was in heaven sucking every type cock being fed to me; large white dicks and several huge blacks…After the second conference afternoon, I left the hotel and decided to give those guys there a look as a slutty cockteaser whore. I put on a...
I came across one of my diaries from 1998 and reacquainted myself with a 'hook-up' as I used to call them that I thought would be entertaining. At around this time I first discovered 'edging,' and I regularly engaged in it especially when talking to women on aol. By "edging," as I am defining it, I would masturbate and right as I got to the point of orgasm I would let go of my dick. My glans would usually twitch and a tiny amount of cum would peek out, but the orgasm would be delayed, the...
Life can be real fun. Well mine is. There I was on East coast of Australia. Staying at a back packers hostel. It was the festive season and being the southern hemisphere summer, sub-tropical hot warm very pleasant. The sea the temperature of a warm bath 80 deg F (26 deg C). Yep you've got it paradise.My fellow back packers were from all over the world. A large contingent from California enjoying the surf and several luscious females from Sweden. A dusky maiden from Maine and sultry blonde from...