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My name is Jim, and I’m twenty-two. I’m in college, and I have this roommate, named Ed. He is twenty-three, and always seems to have bad luck when it comes to the ladies. There was one time, when we were at a club, that he was trying to pick up a couple chicks. There were two ladies, and he actually thought he was gonna get us both lucky.

‘You know ladies, those beer bottles aren’t the only hard objects around you,’ he said.

They both just laughed, and walked away.

‘Dude, what the hell was that?’ I asked him.

He was a little buzzed by then, so he couldn’t completely be blamed for the words that came out of his mouth.

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