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Being half cast boy, I’m considered quite good looking by many different types of people. Even gay people.

In my native country it was normal for me to be hit on by girls and guys. But getting to NZ it felt different.

I guess it may have been from the fact that I got here just before I hit puberty. I was a late bloomer however. Everyone got bigger and hairier earlier than I did. It seemed a lot earlier.

And I was left in awe whenever I saw someone else’s penis. How much larger it was than mine. And manly looking. Mine in contrast was still pretty small.

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