Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 57
Compliments of c0ffee A chap was in the pub enjoying a pint, and went to the vending machine to buy some cigarettes. As he put his coins in, the cigarette machine said: ‘Look at the state of you. That shirt is hideous, your haircut is terrible, and those shoes make you look like a clown.’ Stunned, the man presses the reject button and gets his money back. He goes back to the bar, mulling over what happened, and takes a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the bar. The bowl pipes...