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A Real life Goo Girl

"I'm telling you, it's a real fetish," John Sanjust said. John and Mario Vailati stood on a metal gantry overlooking a large, circular glass tank. "Nah, you're yanking my chain," Vailati said. "Rule 34. If it exists, there is porn of it somewhere on the internet." "Yeah, but--" "Google it," John said. "You'll find tons of pictures." "I don't get it. What's the appeal in having sex with what's basically a giant amoeba?" Below them, Subject HA-001 moved around the...

Client Relations

Rick always knew it was time to catalog his sins when Lamaze appeared over his shoulder in the minutes before the market closed. Lamaze, whose real name was Edgardo Fuente, never moved from his desk unless he felt it was absolutely necessary. When Rick first started working at Coleman-Bradford, Lamaze was already fat. The intervening years of sedentary prosperity had taken him past fat to corpulence until even the simple act of hauling himself out of his chair and walking to the trading floor...

How Far the Wilderness

OK, you see, it all started in 1964. There was this bank robbery over in Thornton. And that's, maybe ... eighty - ninety miles as the crow flies, from here. Across the state line. It's a pretty big city. You're askin', "where's here..." Well now, this little podunk spot is Station Gorge. Once hailed as the Gate Way to the Wilderness. Back in its heyday. But now days - well, spend a little time here. Look around. Decide for yourself. XXXXXXXX The day of the robbery, the four guys on...

The Tale of RolandChapter 20

Rotrington approved of the plan to rescue the damsel, helped Rolly buy up the gold he needed, and asked if he could come along. Rolly had planned to ask Sir Bryant, but Rotrington pointed out that too many men who looked like soldiers might cause suspicion. A decrepit old advisor, who knew the ways of the court, and a baron partially crippled in a fall from a horse, would look better. There really isn't much to do in a cold castle in the middle of winter. Rachel had her first sleigh ride,...

Vacation TwoChapter 28

When I stirred Saturday morning, about five forty-five, Mercy had hold of me and was gently massaging me into a desire to fill her once again. As I awoke, she pulled me on top of her to resume where I had left off when we fell asleep. She said, "Sue said that when you two were trying for Stevie, you two did it almost once an hour for a week. You're going to be busy, Buster, until I know I'm plugged." When I made it to the patio about six-thirty, I visited with Glenda for a little while,...

Lost FoundChapter 54

I slept until 8:30 Tuesday morning. I took University Drive out of State College so I could hit a convenience store for a breakfast sandwich and some coffee. Harrisburg was empty since I went through after the morning rush hour. I stopped off at the grocery store on the way home to pick up food for lunch and snacks. I pulled in front of my house a few minutes before noon. Surprisingly the house was locked up and deserted when I got home. I realized that the University of Delaware started...

A Paladin s TrainingChapter 11 Maralon

***ARAN – Maralon, Capital of Ekistair*** Aran had thought Ironshire was impressive when he first saw it, but Maralon would swallow Ironshire ten times over! He tried not to gawp as he threaded his way down one of the wide, cobbled avenues through the bustling throngs of citizens going about their day. He wove through the crowds as smoothly as he could, wishing he could use his vala to enhance his senses. At the very least, it would save him from being jostled so thoroughly. Amina’s warning...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 4 Soldiering OnChapter 9 The ERB

A few weeks after my unintended appearance at the dogging Oscars with Dilys I was called into the company office. There was a new infantry battalion being formed, and I was one of the 'lucky' ones chosen to make up the numbers. It is a well-known fact that when MoD call for 'volunteers' for new units the battalions get rid of all those men who pose a bit of a problem to them; not just the stupid, but the barrack room lawyers, the womanisers, the drunks, or those like me, who had been...

Selena and JoeChapter 58

For Manhattan, it was a typical last week in August that bled into September. The hot, humid dog days were hanging on for a last celebration of summer. They were the kind of days you saw in the old newsreels where they opened the hydrants for the kids to cool off. They didn't do that anymore, too many people had air conditioning. Water, although not scarce, was somewhat a premium as the purification cost too much for municipalities to let it run freely back into the sewers. However, it was...

PathwaysChapter 4

Willow carefully hung up the phone and sat there thinking. She didn't stir until Kennedy's arms slipped around her. Even then she merely covered her girlfriend's hands with her own and continued to stare off into space. "That must have been some phone call." "It was." willow shook her head and began to recount what Nina had told her. When she was finished Kennedy summarized for her. "So we have a female that none of us has ever heard of before. She claims that Angel had never...

The Allure of VirginityChapter 2 Meeting Lily Jenkins

I spied into Lily's bedroom from her slightly opened door. It was dark outside but the little girl was bathed in light from a small lamp on her bedside table. Lily's back faced me as she lied on the carpet. She silently read a book. Other old books lied on the carpet near her. They had titles like Romeo and Juliet, Macbeth, and Othello. Her little hands and little fingers delicately pressed against the edge of a page just before she flicked it over and began reading the next page. Her...

Maragana GirlChapter 30

Tiffany Walker-Dukovna woke up at 6:00 in the morning as always. There was no sleeping in for Tiffany, not with two kids, a husband who had to be at work in an hour and a boss like Spokeswoman Lee-Dolkivna. Those were the three priorities in Tiffany's life. Maybe in the evening there would be a little time to herself, if she was lucky. Ha! Not very likely. Tiffany's first concern was her husband, who soon would become Chief of Police for Danube City, the youngest police chief in the...

LA FunChapter 18

Beep, beep, beep, beep. My phone alarm was loud enough to get me going. I was smiling as I did my bathroom stuff and began waking the women. They both wanted to cuddle more, but finally got up, dressed in workout clothing, and went to the basement gym with me. Jules asked, "Can I really go with you next week?" as we set into our pace on the treadmill. I told her, "Dan has to give me the okay, but it's a good idea to have all the ears and eyes I can get. Just do any market stuff you...

Time of Eden and ElvesChapter 22

NEW MIAMI Two days later The body of the Alliance communications officer slammed against the wall with a resounding crunch as his back snapped and popped in several locations. His body slid to the floor, his eyes open in death, blood leaking from between his lips. "I will kill that vile fucking werewolf bastard!" Yuri screamed as she stepped back from the body of the communications operator. "I will peel the skin from his bones and drink his blood as it spills to the floor! Then I will...

The Brass StatuettesChapter 20 The Frying Pan and the Fire

It was just after ten when Frank pulled into his driveway. He'd been thinking about his encounter with Gloria all the while he drove home. It was hard to put it out of his mind. "Trudy was right. I sure didn't see that coming." The downstairs was dark, but he'd seen the bedroom light on from the street. He wondered if Trudy was still burned up. If the light was out by the time he got upstairs, he would know the answer. Margaret's light was on, too; so, he knew she was in her room. The...

My Little VentrueChapter 58

~~Natasha~~ “Something ... h-horrible?” she said. Art stepped forward into the buildings, into the civilian lobby, and sniffed the air. “Monica told us she found out that, apparently Jack managed to bust his way out of here, and kill a few hunters on the way out. I assume you know more. Can you spare us any more details?” What details could she share that she’d read about? Antoinette had her ways, and especially so did Daniel, to get detailed reports about what happened here, more than...

My Little VentrueChapter 68

~~Jack~~ The meeting at Bloodlust went about as well as he expected. There was awkwardness, and strangeness, weirdness, and all the synonyms. But once they realized Antoinette wasn’t there to destroy them or spy on them, they seemed to settle in. Triss turned into a punk, Jen turned into a slut, Fiona was all giggles, and even Athalia managed to crack a smile. Damien got less defensive, and so did Arturo. By the end of it, Jack was finally able to relax. And then the phone rang. They...

My Little VentrueChapter 80

~~Antoinette~~ Oh no. She sat upon the highest floor of her tower, a tower she had built upon what she designated would be Elysium territory, where Kindred-on-Kindred violence was prohibited, where feeding was prohibited, and where discussion was encouraged. To place her tower within its embrace was a choice she had made, a political stance signifying her devotion to peace and cooperation. And within the highest floor, her main office was her place of control, and where she could personify...

My Little VentrueChapter 92

~~Jack~~ Once Jack got back, his mom seemed to have gotten past what was probably a couple solid hours of crying. She’d be miserable, for months, but time healed all wounds and all that crap, so he knew to be patient. Antoinette would know, too. His mom threw her arms around him when he walked back in, and he had to calm her down. A few pats on her back and some encouraging words did the trick. When he got her back into her seat, he and Antoinette sat down, and spent the rest of the night...

My Little VentrueChapter 93

~~Natasha~~ She stood there in front of Sándor, frowning, arms folded across her chest, and chewed on the inside of her cheek. Antoinette stood beside her. A thrall was busy cleaning of the prisoner’s body; it was a human body after all, and it did things human bodies did. Pooping, peeing, all the nasty realities of trying to keep a dangerous person prisoner. The horror stories prisoners of war shared were never fun reads. “Still unresponsive,” Antoinette said, sighing. “The mark on his...

My Little VentrueChapter 95

~~Jack~~ It’d been two weeks since the incident. Two weeks since the news broadcasted Jack’s fuck up with the crows. Two weeks since Julias’s death, his mother’s embrace, and the capture of Sándor. Two weeks of futile attempts to understand what had happened to him. He’d stuck with journaling, organizing his thoughts and putting them to words, but it wasn’t working out very well. All he could manage to write were succinct paragraphs that were obviously bitter, cynical, and angry. Sometimes...

My Little VentrueChapter 107

~~Eric~~ It was probably a dumb idea. Hell, he knew it was a dumb idea. But he was going to do it anyway. Maybe he was doing this because he wanted to get some control of his life; it hadn’t been under his control in god damn forever. Maybe he was doing this to prove to Avery that he could be Uratha without her guidance. Maybe he was doing this because Jessy was obviously into it, and he could practically feel the hunger in her gaze when he announced his intentions. Going against the ‘man’...

A Well Lived Life 3 Book 1 SuzanneChapter 44 Relieved

August 30, 2000, Chicago, Illinois When I arrived in the office on Wednesday morning there was a memo on the center of my desk with a Post-it note on it which read ‘Are you fucking kidding me?‘ with no signature, but in Cindi’s distinctive script. I picked up the memo and noticed an identical one in my ‘In’ box, but without the Post-it note. I scanned the memo, had the same reaction and walked to my sister’s office, shutting the door behind me. “What the ever-loving fuck, Squirt?” I asked,...

MasterbuilderChapter 5 Enjoying the Island

Even though Alfred's final healing hadn't taken all that much time, I didn't think we would be doing much for the remaining hours of daylight and decided to take a nap as well. I picked up a couple of pillows, a snifter of cognac as well as one of Alfred's ready-mades and went down, still nude, to the waterfall. Relaxation was total: the soft murmur of water cascading down over the precipice, the rustling of leaves, play of light and shadows under the tree and the lovely aromas of weed...

Eric Olafson Captain Black Velvet Vol 6 Chapter 9

Trash Island Circuit had done a terrific job, gluing and welding armor plates over the sleek form of a Landing Tank. Rusty steel chain curtains covered the wide Ultronit Tracks and the whole thing looked like an old, many times repaired, all terrain crawler with an ArtiGrav. The main cannon was still there but looked like an old artillery piece and not like the High energy QGP it was. The Mission Pod module on this tank had been changed from Combat to surface survey and science. Instead of...

Penny and her PussyChapter 3

When Penny returned home that first Monday night - the first, that is, of her new healthy life - she felt like death. Never in her wildest imaginings would she have thought that a few simple exercises, indulged in over a lunch break, could cause such aches and pains in every bone, every joint and every muscle and nerve ending of her poor young body! Why had she ever allowed herself to be seduced by that memo and gone on to subject herself to such appalling torment? As soon as she had changed...

White CaptiveChapter 3

There was no sun the next morning, and the low forest mists surrounding the clapboard shack created an air of dismality that seemed to permeate the atmosphere with a heavy cloak of doom. Susan sat huddled before the fire, draped in one of the tattered blankets from the bed upon which she had been so brutally ravished last night. Her body ached horribly in all the tender places the three negroes had so mercilessly pressed their attentions upon. Duke had awakened her early, in the same...

Eric Olafson Space Pirate Vol 5 Chapter 2 Sin 4

The poison had not killed me, but the pain that radiated from my swollen leg made me almost wish it had. I was terribly thirsty and wondered if I had ever felt that miserable. I was able to answer my own question, yes I had. I had it much worse back on the Burg of my father, and back then I did not see any chance of escaping but here I was not out of options. I was still alive and I had weapons. I used the little light of the first aid kit to check out the room I was in. It was not as empty...

Shadow and LightChapter 23

Principal’s Office, Moonvale School, 18:30 “There has to be something you can do?” Maria asked. “You must have some idea where our parents are?” “I wish I did Ms Deluca. There is a Hunter pack in Roswell now, looking over everything, and there are two more packs on their way. There are simply no better trackers on Earth,” the principal said. “Is there anything that they’ve reported?” Max asked. “Nothing much. From what I’ve been told there was a trace of a strange odour, possibly a scent...

Wild Cards 2Chapter 4

The police had classified it as an animal attack, but Timothy was not so sure. When he studied the blood samples that he had collected it was clear that this was no ordinary animal. Twenty vampires were not normally easy prey. Whatever had killed them had to be very powerful. Apparently the vampires had managed to wound the creature. As he studied their killer's blood he saw something strange. Santiago had taught him all he knew about identifying vampire and their mortal enemy the...

A Stones Glow AwayChapter 10

Andrew wandered around the market for a time, looking at the wares the merchants had on display. Something about the scene was bothering him though, like an itch he couldn’t scratch. He wasn’t sure what it was, but something about this market kept niggling at the back of his mind. He looked around, studying the stands and stalls, ticking off what he could see for sale. Food being the main product sold here of course. Clothing, small housewares, and minor tools off in their own little corners....

The Trailer Park The Fifth Year Part 1 Words And MusicChapter 8

The doorbell rang. It was the high point of my day so far. Freedom isn't over-rated, but it can be boring. I put down my book, Harrison's A Stainless Steel Rat is Born. I'd decided to re-read the series in chronological instead of published order. I stretched and answered the door. "What are you doing here?" I asked astonished. "That's the thanks I get for breaking out of maximum security to come see you." Robbie's grinning face was just the tonic I needed. "Maximum...

Mc Allister s RedemptionChapter 9

Shortly after midnight, McAllister and Sable left the guest-house through the door. Soon enough, they reached the University, guarded by both a wall and a guard at the gate. "Sable," he inquired as they studied the wall before them, McAllister unwilling to give the guards at the gate any reason to recall their faces, "Do you remember making us smaller when we left Auben's church? How long can you hold us as miniatures?" She gave him an amused look. "Indefinitely," she said, then, "I...

Mc Allister s RedemptionChapter 25

With a whispering sound, the epée blade carved a cone in the air, as its wielder's wrist and arm completed the circular blocking motion. The man wielding it and the demon watching were pleased to see the point had not described so much as an inch-wide circle during the whole parry. "Good," Azer told Shan Hu. Sable took her blade back to the ready, willing to help ingrain the movement into Shan Hu's muscle memory, but the demon held up a hand, a faraway look in his eye. Before the demon,...

Lucky Jim 2 Student Farmer Volunteer Pickup Truck DiplomatChapter 12

An hour later, I crawled into bed. I was so tired that I even put off cleaning my weapon. Hell, the roosters were already mocking me that it was time to wake up to face another day before I got home. Late that afternoon, the FBI agent in charge of the raid called. “The U.S. Attorney General gave me two different figures for the land,” he said. “He says that, if you agree to work full-time for any federal law enforcement agency, the land is yours for ten million dollars. He doesn’t even need...

ShawnChapter 13

When the period was over I said my goodbyes and left for the front office and hopefully the real estate agent. I found a portly man pacing back and forth waiting impatiently for somebody to show up. He already figured this to be a hoax and had considered leaving even if he had only been here five minutes. But business at the time was slow and he needed every pound he could get. "Hello Mr. Cox, my name is Shawn Boz. Would you like to sit down for a moment, you seem ready for a heart...

Project PrometheusChapter 35

Having come to a course of action, the crew of the Darkstrider finished up their lunch and got moving. While the bulk of the crew got moving to speak with Dagan Min, Taal’ani went to go and have a word with Daved, the sheriff of Tanith’s Gully. She wasn’t going alone, as Tahral was going with her, and the pair armed themselves accordingly. “You remember how to use one of these?” Taal’ani asked her boyfriend. “It’s not all that difficult for someone like me. The only problem I have with it...

A Paladin s JourneyChapter 20 Two Swords

It was hours later when Shenla left Ossarom’s tent. She stood outside for a moment and looked around. The world looked ... different, somehow. The towering trees in the park shifted this way and that as the wind tugged at them sporadically, just as it tugged at her hair and clothes. It was hard to tell time with the dense clouds blanketing the sky, but she thought it might be the early hours of the morning. She walked absently, only partially aware of the fact her body was moving. To which...

Busted Axle RoadChapter 85

"I can't believe you're still here," John said. "I find it a little difficult to believe, myself," Heather said, reaching for her wineglass. "There's not been much of anything happening." Their dinner was in the dining room of the Spearfish Lake Inn. Heather wore her swimsuit under her clothes; after dinner, John had arranged for them to use the hot tub. It would be something different to do. For more than two months, Heather had been having dinner with John, on the average of...

Shelly Hugh DriscottChapter 30

"That's more than I asked for, Mr Driscott." "You had some young people that burned CDs and DVDs for me last time. I want you to have half of the extra $92,000 and the rest I want spent on various pieces of information and programs like you did before. Where I'm going there are no copyright laws. Think of it like I'm going to a desert isle and want to see just what civilisation was all about." "An eclectic collection like that would cover a lot of material." "That's why I'm...

OverwatchChapter 10

That's the trouble with doing it by the book. As I issued the challenge they all turned my way, one of them with his finger on the trigger spewing bullets all around the scenery. I squeezed off one round just as I felt a punch on the jaw and the lights went out. When I woke up, I was, as you can guess, in a lovely clean bed with fuck all on but a sheet and a load of bandages. I could see nothing and I felt like I had just got out of the ring after the fight with the Para. My jaw and teeth...

MagicianChapter 19

Morgana, Arch and the rest of the team, including Róisín and myself, ported back to the Department and we went off to file our reports for Mage Thomas before he had a chance to have a stern word with us. Thomas was perhaps the most gentle soul I'd ever met save only in one respect, he expected that the paperwork got done and woe betide you if you didn't do it. Personally I'd rather have a dressing down from Morgana than face Mage Thomas and one of his lectures on the proper way to file a...

What the Future May BringChapter 21

Kathleen Lehrer was awake within seconds of hearing the clock radio that she had set for 5:45 A.M. Feeling refreshed after six and a half hours of much needed sleep, she was ready to get on with the business of learning about the other issues with which she would have to contend as President. She had set the radio to National Public Radio, and sat in bed listening to it as she gathered her thoughts. The major story, as expected, was the aftermath of the Capitol catastrophe. The most recent...

Ingrams Assoc 4 Beneath the SurfaceChapter 4

"Hey Thomas!" said April, brightly, putting down her magazine. I was naked but at that moment, I didn't give a damn. "Where's Megan?" I demanded. "And a good morning to you too! Umm, Thomas, while I'm sure you've made Megan very happy with that," she said, pointing at my dick, "I'd appreciate it if you put on some pants. There are things I have to tell you." I wasn't happy, but I went and put on some pants and a t-shirt and rejoined April in the sitting room. "There. All...

Seeding Hope Among the AshesChapter 3 Passing the Torch

Opening the inner waiting room door, Debbie helped Wilber walk through. He exited the inner hallway slowly, shuffling his feet and fighting the temptation to clutch the wall. Emanuel rose from his seat. "Holy Shi... , you're back!" Debbie flashed them a triumphant but weary grin. "Yeah, Wilber's recovered enough to venture back into the land of the living." Nate, the only other person present, glanced behind them as Debbie pulled the door until it clicked shut with a resounding note...

A Tale of Two SidneysChapter 5 The Offer

The telephone interview with the award winning grounds keeper earned him a face to face meeting. Sid was a little afraid when he'd said that he could only work on the project on the weekend, because of football practice, that it would be a deal breaker. Mister Kline didn't seem concerned about the actual timing of the work and they took a cart over to the sixteenth tee. When Sid told the course superintendent what he needed to shore up the undermined tee deck the old man smiled. "That's...

A Tale of Two SidneysChapter 6 Dodging a Bullet

The flash from the digital camera caused Julia to raise her face from Gwen's thick black pelt. On knees and elbows she looked over to see her husband standing in the bedroom doorway. Melissa, her other playmate, who was laying on her back between the red-haired hostess's thighs also stopped her pussy licking to see who the intruder was. Sid looked from one to the other and his cock throbbed its way to full and somewhat uncomfortable tumescence. There was no screaming or rushing to cover...

Rebirth IIChapter 31

The trip home was not as exciting as the one going south. We had slept on the flight with the help of hypnosis. The band members were not involved in this. Angela's parents and Paige's came over and the group let them in on the details. The highlight was to meet some of the professional singers. Everyone here had a chance to shake hands with Elvis among others. I received some good and bad news too. The city fathers were having a special meeting on Tuesday to discuss the sale of the land....

Molly s BuddyChapter 2

Molly Brown took a deep breath and tried to relax. "So I'm just a tiny bit late." She whispered as she tried to ignore the turgid state of her cock. "My period was only supposed to be" She gulped. "Fourteen days ago." After a few more deep breaths, she finally started peeing against the tiled wall. Molly's hand shook a little as she thrust the end of the test strip into her first morning's urine. "Sixth time is the charm!" She said with a cheeriness that sounded false even to...

One Last Job With VengeanceChapter 8

Before sun-up, Ray was already mobile. Needing to make sure he catches The Rat at home, he makes an early start. "I always get the fucking dirty job" he mutters to himself as he shuffled through the piles of bird shit and rotting maggot infested rat corpses. Working his way through the corridors of an old long abandoned building, he cannot help but imagine how grand and pompous the rooms would have looked in its heyday. The many rooms, with their high ceilings and huge picture windows...

Chris BeakerChapter 5 Long Distance Runaround

The next week was quieter, the only alert coming from Nemesis as it appeared that Perkins tried to stay away from all contact with his mysterious boss, and it seemed that he had managed it. Perkins received an email which he read quickly and discarded – Nemesis could only see part of it, for which he apologised but since he didn't have direct access to Perkins' computer there wasn't much he could do about it. I quickly made an amendment to Nemesis structure to allow him to access any...

Hero the EscapeChapter 9 Kids these days

“They failed. Why am I not surprised? How many dead?” Queried the kind faced woman in white, with the gold starburst centered on her chest. “None, Lady Sophie. Two serious but non-life threatening injuries on Paladin Krim and Paladin Jannas, along with numerous minor wounds scattered on almost all of the knights. That doesn’t include fifteen dead warhorses; seven with major wounds, five of those will have to be put down or to stud.” the older priestess looked at the report and continued. “He...

OpportunitiesChapter 26

In late June, I was honored in our new home with a birthday party for my 19th year. Sometimes I forget how old I am, as almost everyone I deal with is older me. It is refreshing to have Sandy around, since she is a little over two years younger. While we were happily celebrating, I reflected on how much had happened since my seventeenth birthday and coming to the university. There had been a lot of water flow under the bridge. The basketball coach caught me in the weight room and asked if I...

The FacilitatorChapter 6

The Crab Bait file was interesting but I had the final scenario planned out inside my head by the time I'd finished reading. The politics of the complaint was pure Yank political need to appear to have clean hands. It would take little imagination to complete. The thing that would tax my imagination was the exit strategy. There would be absolutely no just getting on a 747 bound for Costa Rica and waving to security as we board. I'm going to just leave it for a few days and allow a plan to...

TandraChapter 77

Off duty recruits would get sporting events organized with prizes being trips in the fighters or visits to the warships. This worked out fairly well. Some of the less strenuous sports for the older adults had similar prizes. Music, art, self-improvement courses were very popular. Mom decided on giving a minimum level of education to all people in the camp. This was not very high even by Human standards but did allow some of the older population to catch up to their grandchildren. Depression...

Good Medicine Junior YearChapter 53 Eight ball in the side pocket

December 20, 1983, West Monroe, Ohio “What do you think my dad would say if he saw us like this?” Tasha asked. We were lying naked, on her small, twin bed, snuggled together, after having done our best to wear each other out for about ninety minutes. “I do believe the heart attack would kill him before he could open his mouth!” “It was fun fooling around my bed,” she said. “Though it’s a bit small for that purpose!” “Is the apartment over the Quick Mart furnished?” “Yes. And it has a...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 289

Say thanks to Pepere for this one!! In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life of the cloth must answer some basic questions about theology before they are permitted to enter Heaven. Each of the nuns has studied their bible well, so they don’t feel worried by this. The first nun steps forward and tells the saint that she’s ready. “Who was the...

Mayhem 4 Irish MistChapter 10

Okay, think of the most embarrassing situation you've ever been in and then compare it to our coming down to breakfast the next morning. Not only were we eating with one of my wives/girlfriend's mother and father but the other's aunt and uncle. I'll admit they were pretty casual about the whole thing. Mostly Seamas stared down at his plate mumbling about this or that while Betty flittered about the kitchen giving us looks like — well, I don't know what kind of looks she was giving us;...

Jokes and GigglesChapter 526

This One Is Compliments of David M YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ARIZONA WHEN: You’ve signed so many petitions to recall governors that you can’t remember the name of the incumbent. You notice your car overheating before you drive it. You can say Hohokam and people don’t think you’re laughing funny. You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water. You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River. You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. You can say...

Queen of ThievesChapter 2

“That must be it,” she thought. “That’s why the torch, not an oil lamp.” Before she tried putting the torch in the socket, she put her ear to the wall and listened. She heard sounds that made her heart sink, the sound of swords striking wood, metal and flesh. She could faintly hear the voice of a man speaking on the other side, “That’s the last of them in this tunnel sir. None of the rats got out of the tunnels this way.” The second voice she knew from her encounters with the guard...

Queen of ThievesChapter 9

“Well,” said Andrew, “best be getting this done.” From his main pack, he pulled out a set of clothes that he could use until he washed and repaired the ones he currently wore. He had found they had several cuts and tears that needed tending too. He reminded himself to get the damaged tunic from Brena before she ran off so he could fix it as well. He drew out a small cloth sack from a side pocket and placed the dirty road clothes in it. Next, he looked the door over, seeing if it could be...

TimeChapter 29

With the tanks full of water and the engine warmed up we left just before noon on Wednesday the third of July 1951. We drove through many of the small towns. Many times we had to make right hand turns with the very long vehicle. The designers had thought of this and its second part actually went straight after the front turned, before it turned, itself. This was not a computerized invention, just a mechanical way of driving a long vehicle. It was possible to even have more sections follow us...

Accidental Hero Chapter 10 A Change in the Relationship

I made the news again. The TV people wanted to interview me, but I made myself unavailable until I'd talked to Bud Fosdick on Monday morning. I was hoping that my adventure would be old news and forgotten by then. The evening paper also wanted an interview, and once again I deflected them by saying that since a crime had been committed, they should talk to the police about my involvement. I didn't want to interfere with their investigation. Dad had come up with that line and it worked like...

Slave to the EmpireChapter 16 Warrior 4

Toril pulled the white canvas cloak tighter about him. The others of the small party seemed to remain in their own little worlds, with only the human rogue and the half-elf ranger conversing in any normal way. The last member of the small band was a human also, and a sorcerer to boot. There was a deep sadness about the human magick user, a great loss hung about him like a shroud. It tugged at his sense of compassion to see one in such pain. The small encampment they had was shielded by the...

Highlander Code DuelloChapter 2

(France, 1943 - Outside Paris) "Hurry!" whispered Duncan's friend and fellow Resistance operative Georges Dalou. "I hear someone coming." "Just one more second," muttered Duncan. "There!" he hooked the wire that led over the train tracks and down the telephone pole to the detonator for the explosive charge the pair had buried under the tracks. "Let's go." As quietly as possible the duo slipped away. Minutes later they broke into a run. "Why did you run the wire overhead?"...

Sorcerer the Inner CircleChapter 35

LUCIA (Saturday 12/3) Oh, my, those roller-coaster ones were fun! The track went down, our bodies tried to stay up, and we bounced out above them, pretended to be lost and chased after them -- all the time spinning and dancing around and through each other like fireflies on a warm summer evening. All the bouncing made my boobs sore, so I pled with my Caballero to aid a damsel in distress. He was more than willing to offer support and to try to massage out the soreness, but, alas, the...

RetreatChapter 2

He awakens cold and shivering in a small narrow windowless room; it is empty other than a narrow single bed and a toilet. The first thing he is aware of is pain, he looks down to the source and sees his penis has a band around it, a band that has spikes on the inner surface pricking into the skin. “Jesus fucking Christ!” he exclaims in horror, What the fuck is this shite?” when the shock of his discovery wears off a little he then takes into account that he is naked and has nothing in the...

There s Something in the WaterChapter 15

A knock sounded on the door. Lieutenant Abby Kerns depressed the button on the radio. “Colonel? I think our water shipment is here. I’m going to step away for a moment.” She released the button and the radio buzzed with static. There was so much interference in Portsmith. “Message ... ceived ... care ... and out.” The Colonel’s reedy voice barely made it through. Abby nodded, adjusted the garrison hat perched on her blond head, and stood. “Code?” she said to the delivery person on the...

Tomorrow Idin Noah Book 2Chapter 6

Merlin. Merlin was pacing back and fort in the cabin, Jen sat there watching him. "Why don't you go see whats going on?" Jen asked. "Because I promised to protect you." Merlin said. He was pacing because he could feel the fabric of the world breaking, he could feel massive amounts of arcane energies being tossed about. "Well I am safe right?" Jen said. "Yes yes, no one, or nothing can get you here." Merlin said. "Well why don't you go find Idin and see whats going on." Jen...

Good Medicine Senior YearChapter 50 An Offer

February 16, 1985, Greater Cincinnati, Ohio “Good morning, Subdeacon,” Father Stephen said when Elizaveta and I walked into the main lobby of The Christ Hospital in Cincinnati. The hospital was on Mt. Auburn, one of the highest points in the city, and offered a nice view of the city below. Father Stephen was clad in his ryasa. “Father, bless!” I said, holding my cupped hands for his blessing. “Bless you, Subdeacon,” he said, making the sign of the cross over my upturned palms. I kissed...

The Rask RebellionChapter 25 Cleanup

Hoff placed the plastic explosive on the roof of the tunnel, gingerly pushing the detonator transceiver into the clay-like lump. He tapped at his wrist computer, syncing the device to his system, then gave Brenner a thumbs-up. “We’re good to go, LT. Don’t know how sturdy this tunnel is, though. Whole fucking thing might come down on us.” “The map has been ... reasonably accurate so far,” Song added, examining the holographic readout on his display. “We should be right beneath the basement...

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Pietor felt the tears flow freely down his face. He felt no shame in showing his emotion, his grief, his impending sense of loss as he sat at Viktor's bedside in the old man's private apartment. The room had been fitted much like a private hospital room. Monitors, an IV stand, an oxygen tent, and a silent attendant surrounded the dying man. Viktor was wasted, his body failing. He barely had strength to raise his hand to place it in Pietor's grasp. "My dear, faithful Pietor," Viktor...

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January 1st, 1886 The crackling fire that sat in the center of our camp was the center of more merriment than was likely warranted on that rainy, overcast January evening. But while the new years day celebrations were likely filling the streets of Tarant, Caladon and every other major city in Arcanum with revelers and party-goers, we were stuck in the vast wilderness that stretched between the Hadrian river and the Stonewall mountains, beneath the bows of evergreens and bare-branched...

The Tales of TanitsarChapter 4 Changes

Macro shifted uncomfortably in his pew seat. He had to be careful not to fidget too much since a lot of eyes were directed at him and at the other high dignitaries, and the occasion was a most solemn one. It was still new to Macro – to sit with the King, the Queens, and the ministers in the seats reserved for the ruling class of Tanitsar. As Vice-regent of Tanitsar, he ranked just behind the five Royal Ministers, normally ahead even of the Duke of Beyreth, and the Steward of Tabar. However,...

NikkiChapter 15

Dan: Larry's big SUV was in the restaurant parking lot when we got there. "Maddie says her dad's always a little early." "That's a businessman's approach," I said. We got out of the truck and walked into the place. We weren't exactly on a first-name basis with the staff, but the lady at the entrance was used to seeing us. "They got the round table in that back corner," she said. "Told me to keep an eye out for y'all." We turned the corner to see that table and there were...

Incredible ChangesChapter 385 Sealing the Deal

I am bad at shooting pool. I will have to honor my deal. All the young women heads’ of families, except Alani, said if they beat me at playing pool, I would take them to my bed tonight and show them why women were trying to get me into them. They didn’t mind sharing a big bed with the others. All of them had long ago learned the pleasures of being with girls. Lightweights. Not one of them could take me eating and fingering them longer than ten minutes before doing their best to push away...

There and BackChapter 169 Wintersend

“No.” “Be reasonable, Love. We have to go.” I hated that Alistair was being so ... so ... reasonable. “No!” I pouted, knowing it was ridiculous and immature, but I couldn’t help it. The cheeky bastard smiled, trying and failing to cover his twitching lips with one hand. “Sierra ... your brother—” “He doesn’t see me as his sister – he sends people to spy on me and endangers my husband! – so why should I have to jump when he commands?” He wrapped one, muscular arm around me and pulled me,...

The ImamChapter 21

PRISON 22nd of Rajab 1417 (December 4, 1996) The iron cage had no seats or bunks, only a floor, bars, and a hole in the ground leading to the city sewers. They confiscated Khozem’s belongings, closed his apartment, and stripped him of clothes. They did not threaten him. The guards remained cordial, almost pleasant. They were not permitted to bring him food. They tolerated Khozem’s screaming. These screams were mostly curses. The guards reclined on swivel chairs, reading the newspapers or...

A Fresh StartChapter 22 End Of The Year

Saturday, June 9, 1973 School was over. Finals had been this week, and now they were done. Towson State had finished a couple of weeks earlier. I was all set. I had the credits I needed to graduate, early acceptance at RPI, and even my formal letter of acceptance into ROTC. I was signed up for a few more humanities and social sciences classes at Towson State this summer, to kill some time and pick up some more easy credits. The most amazing thing to me was that I was the class...

A Fresh StartChapter 90 Eat Your Peas

And so, it began. The following week Harry called his contact at Simon and Schuster, and a literary agent took the train down and met us for lunch. We outlined our ideas and he told us their ideas and we pretty much came to a compromise on that. We were left with a tentative contract for our review, along with a proposed time frame for publication, and we promised to get it back to them in another week. One thing I was expecting and found I was correct with - there are a lot fewer zeroes on...

Jokes and Giggles Part TwoChapter 489

Alphqwe, provides a helpful hint for the future! Que The Twilight Zone theme music Imagine if you will a world where YouTube, Twitter and Facebook have become one website know as YouTwitFace! A martial wake up call from Ringmasterjm Wife: Before we were married you bought me Jewelry. Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to a fish after he caught it. A dubious fact from Tucson: Rats are becoming a problem in Rome and the government responds by sending a company of...

Foole s Ambition Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground Chapter 4

My angel's story, which she told me during the walk back to the house, was less heart wrenching, but still a tale of sadness and regrets. Her mistakes were largely and indeed nearly entirely of her manufacture; a fact that she was just now coming to realize. The recovery time had provided her with the opportunity for a good deal of reflection and self-examination. Like me, she wasn't entirely happy with what she saw inside herself. Growing up in a life of privilege, she had wanted for...

Heavy TrafficChapter 20

The fog that preceded full consciousness was filled with pain. The pain didn’t subside as DeMarcus’ wakefulness increased; it only became more intense and widespread. The brightness on the other side of his eyelids implied light, but DeMarcus was hesitant to subject his eye to it just yet. The voice suddenly speaking convinced him to open his eyes. “We have eye movement. Tell the doctor that the patient may be regaining consciousness.” DeMarcus opened one eye to see the back of a person...

Masi shen EvolutionChapter 30 Open Sesame

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Game WorldChapter 25

Richard showed up just before we were about to head out. The man rushed up to me and told me that Tagus and Felicity had just been marched into the grand banquet hall under guard. The two of them looked well, but they were both in chains. I nodded in acknowledgement of this and quickly asked him a few questions. He told me that the guard had been made up of six men, dressed in boiled leather armour, capes, studded helmets, and armed with spears and short curved swords. He also told me that...

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It was late on a Saturday morning in August when the main trunk sewer let go. The Higgins company was digging a utilities trench to be used to connect the new building with the utilities in the street. Although the trench paralleled the sewer line, it was several feet away from it. But it proved to be too close. Unbeknownst to anyone, the sewer was already near collapse before their work ever began. Although there was no frost in Los Angeles there was the constant pounding of motor vehicle...

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A Room For The Winter By Don Davidson Chapter 1 It was 4:00pm on Friday. She was on her way home from work. His heart was pounding as he removed his clothes. He was in the basement. He wasn't allowed in his room anymore. Hell, he wasn't allowed of the basement very often except for school or "Chores" as she called them. He'd be hers until Sunday afternoon when she gave him time to recover and study. He had to get ready. He hoped she had a good day. She took out her...

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At this point Ken Carlson asked Jerry if he could have the microphone for a few moments. The bandleader was startled but immediately complied. Having watched Jerry, Ken knew where to hold it so he started right in. "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. First, on behalf of my wife, Kathy, and myself, I want to thank you all for this warm tribute. I would also like to make a few remarks on the evening of one of the most remarkable days of our lives. "First, I would like to comment on the...

I Was a Modern CavemanChapter 8

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