S S M A R T P I C
S. S. M. A. R. T P. I. C. (SECRET SOCIETY of MEN ABUSING RAPING & TORTURING PRETTYINNOCENT COEDS) I was browsing through the bondage/fetish section of my local porn storewhen this guy handed me a business card. In big letters it read S.S.M.A.R.T P.I.C.and in little letters underneath read (SECRET SOCIETY of MEN ABUSINGRAPING & TORTURING PRETTY INNOCENT COEDS). There was a 1-800 numberlisted as well. When I turned around, the guy was gone. I wenthome with my curiosity in overdrive....