Explaining It To His Mother
Richard saw the shock, as well as the confusion, on his mothers face as he tried to explain to her why he was choosing to get married, but that he would not be having sex with his bride!"So, why get married," his mother said after a moments silence, "Richard; if by getting married you won't be having sex with your bride? I don't understand it. I thought getting married would about...having babies! That's what you do when you get married!""For some that's true," Richard replied, and trying to be...