Grandfather s Cock Was Too Large for His Jock
Grandfather's cock was too large for his jock ... so it hung ninety years on the floor. I remember well the day that I first walked in on Gramps as he sat naked in his room, choking his chicken as he stared at a grainy porn DVD. Actually, let me change that; I think that 'flogging his log' would be a more apt description of what he was doing with that gigantic thing that he was stroking with his tight right hand. We'll get to that soon enough. The original words of the tune were not so...