Moving house
I’ve just moved to the area and decide to check the local pub out one Saturday afternoon. As I walk in I notice you immediately. When I see you sitting at the bar I decide I like it round here. You look so sexy sitting there on your own in your short dress and low cut top. You recognise me as you live near me and noticed me moving in. I ask you if you would like a drink. You accept my offer. We get chatting, making the usual small-talk. I tell you I’m a chef. ‘Well, how about coming to my...