The Love Monk or Zen in the BedroomChapter 13
It was 10 am when Joseph was awakened by SHE's soft lips on his. She handed him a bottle of Perrier, and after it took away the dry sticky pungency of his morning mouth, she took a swallow, capped it and dropped it on the floor. "You're not leaving this bed until I am completely satisfied," she said. "What if I have to piss?" "Piss in bed. I won't be here to clean it up." Looking down, he saw she was naked. "I love your body," he said. "Compared to Natty and Karen and...