A Loving Son
Mark Lyndhurst was walking down his garden path when he heard a kerfuffle coming from the house. As he got nearer he heard his mother shouting."How can you do this to me, I've waited nine months for this cruise and now you say you can't go!"Then his dad in a quieter more conciliatory voice, "I'm sorry Emma, but they've brought the whole contract date forward to next week instead of next month. There's nothing I can do honey, I'm so sorry.""You can tell them to stuff the fucking contract!" she...