PC repair
The CD player on your PC is on the blink and a friend of yours asks me to come around to your house to have a look at it. As I arrive your friend is just leaving. She tells me you are in the house and to go right in. She tells me you are in the living room. I enter your house and I am just about to go into the living room when I see you sitting in the chair. You have your legs open wide with your knickers to one side. Your eyes are closed shut. I take a couple of steps backwards so you won’t be...