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PMVtube free porn video
The PMV in PMVtube initially baffled me when the link slid into my DMs this morning. I didn’t immediately recognize the acronym, and the grab bag of perversion out on the front page didn’t make it any more obvious. They’ve got a pair of headphones in the logo, though, so as I plugged in my Sennheisers, I wondered if this was going to be an ASMR tube. I still didn’t understand what the PMV stood for, though.
It all became clear the moment I clicked the Play button on a thumbnail of a blonde chick in fishnets getting nailed. Instead of the usual soundtrack of moans, wet squelches and giggles, this montage was set to an EDM track with a thumping beat and aggressive synthesizers. The PMV in PMVtube.com stands for Porn Music Videos, which are exactly what they collect. The joint’s been blowing up lately, with well over half a million visitors stopping by to bob their heads while jerking their dicks. As a music fan and pornography enthusiast, I couldn’t wait to check it out for myself.
Putting the PMV in PMV Tube
Before I figured out what a PMV was, I thought PMV Tube was just another all-purpose tube with some decent polish. It’s got that familiar wall of thumbnails like you’d see anywhere else, but the logo and sidebar menu elevate it above the low-quality, low-effort video sharing sites out there. The overall presentation is welcoming, gently nudging you toward the dirty movies instead of immediately shooting you in the face with a spam cannon.
One of the very first things I noticed was the variety of content. There are all kinds of porn music videos in the collection. As I type this up, the front-page spread includes cosplay humping, teen PAWG compilations, striptease music videos, skittle diddling films, and a fair volume of group sex. A sidebar menu of Categories offers up porno standards like Big Tits, Lesbians and Gangbangs. There are some extra-kinky aisles in the shop, too, dedicated to subgenres and fetishes like Sissy Hypno, Shemale, and Pegging, plus broad categories like Fetish and BDSM.
Since PMVtube is all about Porn Music Videos, there are also some musical genres listed under the Categories. I was worried they might only have a couple styles, but there’s a nice range of music represented. They’ve got PMVs combining filthy fuck flicks with Dubstep, EDM, Kpop and Rap listed out front, and I found more genres when I made my way to the PMVtube.com Tags page. There, I found Metal, Psytrance, Emo and Symphony. I bet there are others, too, but it's a long index and I didn’t want to sift through the whole thing. I’ve got test fapping to do before I can even get to the recreational masturbating, so I’m kind of on a tight schedule here.
For a site in a niche as deep as PMV Tube, they’ve done a really good job organizing the place. Fetish tubes can sometimes be lazy with the tagging, in part because they know fans don’t have many other options out there. These guys nail it with the tagging, which is going to make the whole thing a lot easier to browse and search than it would be otherwise.
On the same note, they’ve got a fantastic menu of pornstars to choose from. The text menu out front lists girls like Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik and Piper Perri, while the full Pornstars index offers a 37-page picture menu of women like Kagney Linn Karter, Cherie DeVille and Abella Danger. I even spotted some girls I’ve banged on the PornDudeCasting couch, like Gianna Dior, Jasmin Jae, and Lauren Phillips. Looks like these PMV creators have great taste in sluts!
I’ve got to mention the footer blurb. On most sites, text in the footer is just some throwaway keyword stuff for the search engines and maybe some Cover-Your-Ass legalese. PMV Tube has that, but they’ve also got this line: “On this tube you will not find any BAD TAGS or CATEGORIES THAT YOU WILL NOT LIKE. That's absolutely the main priority of this site to have only porn music compilation free porn videos related.” I ain’t convinced just yet, but I sure appreciate the mission statement.
Oontz Oontz Oontz Unhh Oontz Oontz
Given the fact that Porn Music Videos ain’t the most popular niche in the world of online pornography, I expected PMV Tube to have a relatively small collection. Looking at the numbers, yeah, it’s fucking tiny compared to joints like Pornhub. It was, however, a lot fucking bigger than I expected. I really had no idea this many PMVs existed until today.
As of this writing, PMVtube.com has nearly 4,000 porn music videos in the stash. By the time you read this, I bet they’ll have crossed that 4K mark. I’d tell you how fast they were adding new material to the pile, but I wasn’t able to find any upload dates listed anywhere on the site. They’re a fairly young tube, though, and with a collection of this size, I have to assume they’re building it fast.
The very latest PMV upload is a little something called Cosplay PMV – S3RL Hentai. I’m either old or just out of the loop, because I had to Google S3RL to find out he’s the DJ whose track I’d be hearing as I watched half-naked cosplay chicks posing, flashing their tits, waving swords, blowing kisses, sucking dick, making ahegao faces, masturbating, sticking things up their buttholes, and getting fucked.
It’s a nice showcase of babes, mainly OnlyFans models, and the creator did a good job setting the montage to the music. The track itself uses hentai samples of girls squealing and squeaking in Japanese, and the beat sounds to my ears like the kind of poppy boom-boom-boom music that plays over an anime opening. I’m sure it will appeal to the kind of weebs who don’t watch their hentai on mute, though it wasn’t really my bag.
And Now I Have Sperm in My Headphones
I clicked the Rap link out front, hoping to find something with a nice, laid-back tempo for a relaxing wank. The section currently has two pages of rap PMVs, including Brazzers MILFs, strap-on fucking, foot fetish kink, lesbian BDSM whipping and some pretty hardcore femdom. The first video I tried turned out to be a MYLF sample scene with Becky Bandini, but it wasn’t a Porn Music Video.
I had better luck with my second pick, the aptly titled Multiple Blowjobs With Rap Song. It’s a six-minute cocksucking montage set to a few trap tracks with machine gun hi hats, heavy bass and a lot of yelling. I heard Migos and I think I heard Drake, too, but mostly I was paying attention to all the blowbang footage. The resolution ain’t the best, but it was clear enough to beat off to.
Next, I made my way to PMVtube’s collection of Alexis Texas porn. Again, I found some content that wasn’t actually PMVs, but I did enjoy one called Alexis Texas Tease Dance PMV. I’d classify the music as strip club rock, because if you didn’t see Alexis swinging her naked ass and swallowing cum on the screen, you’d picture some skinny Midwestern girl taking her top off behind a wall of cigarette smoke and a bouncer in a flannel jacket.
With my adblocker running, I didn’t see a single bit of spam during today’s visit to PMVtube. If I have any complaint at all, it’s just that some of the movies I tried watching weren’t actually PMVs. Misfiles are pretty fucking normal on any tube, and tend to become more common as any porn library grows. It ain’t really a big deal, but it is noticeable on a tube like this where the theme is so specific. I don’t think it’ll be a dealbreaker for anybody at all, but you may have to do some extra clicking to find a PMV that does it for you.
PMVtube.com does justice to this rare niche, delivering a fucking shitload of content in an attractive and convenient package. Fetish tubes often take a lazy, spammy approach to content delivery, aiming for the easy money instead of trying to keep their visitors happy. PMVtube takes the opposite approach, and you can tell it’s created and maintained by fans of the format. If you’re also a fan of the format, you’re going to love this.
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