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The pilot has just said we’re about to land in Canada, finally. I’m flying to Canada from Australia to spend Christmas with a girl I’ve been talking to on the internet for the past 6 years. I’m a little nervous to meet her, she’s absolutely gorgeous, she has blonde hair just past her shoulders, beautiful green eyes, and an amazing body and is 20 years old.

I’m really looking forward to having Christmas with Melissa – that’s her name – and her family. We had an online relationship a while back, but it ended because we lived on opposite sides of the planet. I’m looking forward to see what’s going to happen with us while we’re in the same room, as opposed to opposite sides of the world.

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