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This is a normality-self insert story where a character of your own choosing either one made up by you or a character from your favorite movie, TV show, game, book, comic, or manga is placed in which ever fictional universe that you want and given the power of universal acceptance to do what ever he or she wants to do.

First pick a universe you want this story to take place in, then make or pick your character for that universe the rest is your choice.

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Dragons vs DC Universe

Mount Everest, Earth The highest mountain in the World lay quietly within the ranges of the Himalayas. The clouds themselves bowed to its size and hid the top of the mountain. Only a few had ever managed to conquer this mountain. Hundreds had died trying to reach this peak. But the mountain rarely revealed its secrets. Again, and again the bodies of expeditions that had failed on the way were found. Although the mountain was the most famous mountain on the planet, nobody knew its true secret....

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Making Love With The Universe

They had hiked all day to get to the clearing on the mesa, taking turns leading. Jack liked to follow. Instead of having to scan ahead to find a decent path through the brush, trees, and rocks, he could watch Nancy’s ass and tanned legs as he followed in her footsteps.She was the avid hiker, but he was growing to love it. This would be his longest trek so far, one or two nights, depending on how things went. They had slept in the SUV where the dirt road ended the night before. At dawn, they...

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A Perfect Universe

My name is Rakhor and although I have the appearance of a tall, good-looking black man in his early twenties, I am actually much more than that. I am the God of Balance, Justice and Travels. A Trickster who acts as a force of balance on a cosmic scale. When I look at the world these days, I find myself disgusted. Seriously. Women are getting out of control and men are doing nothing to stop them. Women are the fastest-growing group among prison populations. I’ve got mixed feelings about that. ...

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Ragnarok Shorts Tales From the Spellbinder Universe

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A Darker Universe

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Fairy Tail Universe

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Rule of the Gender Role Reversal Universe

So I'm starting a new universe which anyone is welcome to add to. Below is a list of rules for this new universe. The stories can be done in first person or third person but my first set of stories will be in first. This universe is very much like our own except for one major difference, the gender roles are reversed. What that means is that while our bodies remain the same, everything that is attributed towards male and female has been reversed. In our world what is associated...

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Amulet of the Universe

Three days ago you were given an amulet. It seemed pretty standard as far as finding random amulets go. Gold chain, red jewel in the center, standard stuff right? In fact you probably would have pawned it off by now if it weren’t for that weird message that came with it… The moment you put the amulet on there was a voice inside your head. It called itself Cosma and claimed to be the orchestrator of the universe. She rambled on about how you were the lucky one to find this amulet, yada, yada,...

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Alternate universe

A parallel universe, also known as a parallel dimension, alternate universe or alternate reality, is a hypothetical self-contained plane of existence, co-existing with one's own. The sum of all potential parallel universes that constitute reality is often called a “multiverse". Uni Please Use the Variables (will be put up soon)

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Sara The Best feeling of the Universe

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A Mind Controllers Guide to Enslaving the Universe

Dear Audience, thank you for joining me on my journey beyond the astral plane. I -- Er, wait. That's... not... hold on... Pst. Hey! Is it loaded, yet? Don't forget to restock. 'Member, restock! Ahem. Okay great. Dear Audience. Thank you for joining me on this voyage into the final frontier. Where we will explore strange new worlds. Seek out new life and new civilizatio-- No, no, no, that's not it either! Damn it, Virginia, right line please! Right line! Yes, the one under Masterful Intro! Above...

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Star Wars The Alternate Universe

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SexFilled Adventures In The Marvel Universe

The Marvel superheroes, villains and everyone inbetween are always far too busy to have proper lives. Most of the time they're either stopping threats or running from them and whenever they do get a bit of spare time we hardly ever see it. So if your like me and have always wondered ehat those characters are up to behind closed (or open) doors then you've come to the right place because i'm going to be telling you all of the dirty little secrets and fantasies of the marvel universe and the...

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Junior Year Part IIIChapter 15 Master of the Universe

Cassidy woke me up. “Get up, get up, get up!” she said as she poked me in the ribs, and then noticed I wasn’t alone. Megan popped her head up and then scurried off to the bathroom. “You are a bad, bad boy,” Cassidy scolded. I cocked my head sideways. The only flaw in Cassidy’s logic was Megan had on the same clothes she’d had on last night. I tried to remember what had happened. We were drunk; well, I was drunk. Kent and Hana had gone to their rooms, or so I hoped. Megan made sure I got...

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Across the Universe

My wife, Sue, and I had recently moved to Millville, but I was already rethinking our decision. The house we bought was located in a nice neighborhood and the weather in Florida was fantastic. Why, then, was I concerned that we had made a mistake by moving? In the three weeks since we relocated, two neighbors had been gruesomely murdered. Before we purchased, I had taken the time to look up the crime statistics for Millville and found nothing which concerned me. There had been a murder a few...

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The Incest Universe

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The DC Universe

You suddenly woke up in a black void. A screen pops up. It asks you to choose a character from the DC Universe. You slide through the choices before coming to a conclusion.

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Lust takes over the universe

I was so bored sloth and gluttony were sitting on the couch doing basically nothing pride and envy were fighting as usual and wrath was trying to kill greed for eating all his snacks and while yes I had a massive harem with the prettiest babes in existence they I had fucked them a million times already and they no longer interested me I needed fresh blood. As I signed and turned on the tv to look for something interesting. After scouring all the universeI found a channel showing a chick with a...

Mind Control
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Stevens sexy universe

For some reason the characters of steven universe get in sexual situations anything goes (all the characters are aged to 18) You want a stroy wahrw connie is useing her mom as a bdsm slut go for it or how about a stroy whare a nieve steven is being toght about sex by the gems who diced to give a deminstartion or what if your in to harem steven ends up the only male on home world surounded by sexy horny alian gems. How about aoem fun with paradot the clules smart short stack. Or lapis useomg her...

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Male captain in a female dominated universe

You are Lucien Starslayer, the newest captain for the united planetary league's latest ship the S.S. Ragnarok. You head into the ship hangar to see a cat girl with a very curvy figure doing quick specs of the ship on a holopad to make certain it's ready for a long journey. You then look towards the ship, it's not huge, but just big enough for you and a few others to live comfortably for quiet a few years on board. The cat girl then looks up to see you looking at the ship and she walks up next...

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Lord of the DC Universe

I am Lord. I am the savior of this universe but they do not understand yet. These worthless heroes fight everyday against both men and women who truly understand the world. Of course, some may pursue more chaotic desires. But some, like me, truly wish to make a difference even if it means tearing apart everything they “love”. Who is they? Those “heroes” everyone worships and idolizes as gods. I will show these gods can bleed... I will make these gods kneel. The door to the office bursts open...

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Invading the Marvel Universe

As an every day Joe you've seen the Marvel Universe from an every day man's perspective. Working at the nuclear power plant near Manhattan you've constantly seen the superheroes and superheroines who protect the city. While you've secretly wanted to be a superhero yourself for the power and the prestige and the adventure, the biggest part of the desire has always been about the women. Superheroines are hot. All of them seem to be so sleek and skinny and muscular and sexy with gorgeous faces and...

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Morrigans conquest of the Marvel Universe

Morrigan Aensland, succubus and Demon Queen of the Makai, slammed her hips against Dmitri's one last time as an eruption of sperm spilt into her vagina. The sensation, far from merely arousing and deeply satisfying, fueled her demon spirit as it drained energy from her partner. Dmitri, demon and long-time adversary of Morrigan, shuddered in exhaustion and pleasure as more life flowed from him into his bitch-queen, Morrigan. Dmitri had fought nobly against Morrigan, holding the Succubus at bay...

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My Emerald Universe

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The Alternative Universe

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Reverse Universe

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Marvel Sexual Universe

Welcome to the Marvel Universe, it is I, the god who created this reality, invite you to explore and enjoy my world. Now, usually my world is rated PG-13, something people of all ages can enjoy sitting together. But today particularly I feel very horny which is why I have filled this iteration of the same events with a lot of sex. Nasty stuff. Just pick a story below and start reading.

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Family Rules Fan Fiction Inspired by the BSC Universe

Two families and their children explore nudism, family sex and learn a few family secrets. This story takes up after Chapter 26 of BSC07 the First Lifestyle Nudist (also found on SOL). I have the author Murray Wilson’s permission to post this chapter. I have imagined a course of events for the families. The story is not canon to his universe. He has reviewed a draft. Any errors are mine alone. The following is all fantasy the characters and situations are all imagined. No relation to...

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Family Feud Universe

The family feud universe is such a wonderful place. There’s cum drenched sex for all but not only that, some of the main characters are either people I’d love to meet or emulate myself in real life. Any character capable, willing or not, to bare themselves before total strangers, masturbate to orgasm, take a cock in their ass or swap cum with another woman is my sort of girl! But wait, there’s more. All this and bondage too. Tightly bound tits, gags and other assorted toys abound but hey, why...

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Marvel Porn Universe

Welcome to the Marvel Universe X. It is I, the God who created this multiverse reality, invite you to explore and enjoy my world. Now, usually my world is rated PG-13, something people of all ages can enjoy sitting together. But today particularly I feel very horny which is why I have filled this iteration of the same events with a lot of sex, perverse stuff... nasty stuff. Please motivate me to contribute more to this story by becoming a Patron: https://www.patreon.com/horny4love

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Star Wars Selfinsert as Sheev Palpatine

The day after the inauguration of Sheev Palpatine as Chancellor, Chancellor's suit, recording started after detecting an anomaly in the office. Ah! What? Where? This doesn't look like my house... and I don't remember drinking yesterday... The sound moving What!? What the fuck? Is that? Shuffling sounds. No. No. Nononono. It can't be. Where am I? Ah! My head! Courusant? Wait, how did I know it? Moving sounds. My hands? The mirror! Where is some mirror Moving sounds. Ah... ha.... ha... The sound...

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Selfinsert

If you could become a character in your favourite story, who would you become? Superman - the most powerful of heroes? If yes, would you continue the heroics? Or would you become a villain, ruler of Earth? Or maybe Poison Ivy - and solve Earth's food problems while spreading pheromones? Maybe you would prefer to become Luke Skywalker and become a hero of Galaxy and join Darth Vader as his son and heir? Or maybe as Professor X, and use your powers for more... nefarious subjects. Or maybe you...

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Normality Will things ever be the same again

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Normality Persona

"What of it Nyarlothotep?" Philemon said to the god. "What is it about humans that make thy so aggravated." "They are weak." Nyarlothotep snarled out. "Pitiful creatures, they are useless, imperfect beings. Steal, pillage, burn, destroy. The vermin you call humans have done all this and more. Why had thou created them in the first place?" "They are weak, yes. But they hold potential. Potential you have not seen." "And how are thou going to justify their existence?" Nyarlathotep asked. "Sin,...

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Ultimate Universes

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Open MouthInsert Dick

"Well Suzie, you have a young horny guy right here!" the words left my mouth without much thought on my part. I was trying to be funny, I thought it was funny. My grand mother, Suzie, her snapped back to look at me, surprised look on her face. We were at the mall, and I was looking at some girls which is normal for a young man in his mid teens and looking to lose his virginity. Suzie and were standing there when these two girls walked by and smiled real big and I smiled back. "If I could find a...

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Open Mouth and Insert Foot Part 1

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Open Mouth Insert Foot

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Shota Universe

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Der iBod Paralleluniversen

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RICK MORTY IN TOON OR CELEBRITY UNIVERSES OTHER UNIVERSES

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ComicUniverse

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Alpha Core 13 D Beyond the Universe

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Finding My Femininity A Journey of SelfDiscovery and Love

I was always a good boy, never causing any trouble or needing to be disciplined. But then my mother came up with the idea that I might like to wear a dress, and I was terrified. I didn't want to be seen as a sissy or a girl, but my mother thought it would be good for me to explore my femininity. When she presented me with the Punishment Dress, I was confused and scared. I didn't know what to think, but my mother insisted that it was a punishment for something I had supposedly done...

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An Ordinary College Sex Life 2Chapter 8 Theories of SelfInterest

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selfcontrol to supersexyhornygirl part 1

self-control have met me in the supermarket, he didn´t know me, haven´t ever seen me before. I was choosing candles for a romantic dinner, would i have with a close friend, and he was staring me a few minutes, and approached me and asked: "It is a very special person, isn´t it?"I kept looking self-control a few seconds, downing my dark glasses from my face and just responded: "Yes!"...I´ve got the candles, while he left and i have looked him again while he walked away...A few days later, i was...

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Self bondage Randomiser

Self Bondage Randomiser.First a little bit about myself.I am a heterosexual male in my mid 30's and I am an average hight of 5ft 10 and weight of around 180lb. I live with my girlfriend in our own home in a typical western town.My sex life is good but not kinky that often. I love my girlfriend dearly and while she knows of my kinky side its not often I get to tie her up or get tied up by her.  My thought and fantasies about bondage and bdsm started at an early age, at first it was a thrill of...

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Twins in a Vineyard Insertion

******* Aaron lay on his bed, feeling surprisingly relaxed and contented. His sister’s actions tonight had opened the floodgates to his imagination. He pulled down his pants a little, to let the cool night air caress his now flaccid penis. He looked at it. He marvelled at its newfound use and relevance to his life. But what he was most amused by was the fact his sister could play such a big part in its use. Ariel finally exited the bathroom, wiping her lips with...

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Twins in a Vineyard Insertion

So we’re back with part two of The Twin’s in a Vineyard trilogy. We previously left off at part one after Ariel gave her brother a blowjob and got cummed in her mouth. Part Two continues with Aaron lying back on his bed. His head filled with new thoughts about his sister. Again, if you find incest stories disturbing, do not continue reading. If you have yet to read part one: Ariel’s Discovery, please do as this story continues from that one. Once again, I thank you all for reading and I hope...

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Playing With Mom 8211 Task 1 Nude Selfie With Her

Hi ISS readers, I’m back with the next episode of ‘Playing With Mom’. If you are new to this part, I request you to go through the first part ‘Playing Sex Games With Mom – My Friend Rohit’ so that you can understand the story clearly. That morning I woke up at 5:00 am. I can see that my friend Rohit was still asleep. I woke him up and asked him what task he is going to give to my mom today. He asked me to check what my mom was doing. I went into my mom’s room, and she already left for her yoga...

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A Colorado Country Girls Self Bondage

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A WellLived Life 2 Book 2 StephieChapter 66 SelfExamination

September 18, 1988, Chicago, Illinois “Well, don’t just stand there with your mouth hanging open,” Jolene said. “Neither of those things should surprise you.” I sighed, “No, I guess they don’t. What are we going to do?” “Well, YOU are not going to sleep with MY daughter.” “On THAT we are in complete agreement,” I said firmly. “Good,” Jolene said, sounding relieved. “Then I can deal with her.” “But the other issue?” I asked. “I don’t know that there is anything anyone can do.” “And...

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Blowjob Universe

Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an unquenchable desire to get blowjobs from beautiful women, a desire which has never been able to be fulfilled, primarily because you are...

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A Mad Mad Mad Mad Marvel Universe

“It’s all over, Tech!” Batman declared. He glanced to his right and saw Commissioner Gordon fleeing the Mad Hatter’s warehouse lair with the Mayor’s daughter, Catherine, in tow. The kidnapping of the Mayor’s daughter had gripped the city. It had taken Batman days to find the Hatter’s lair. When he finally did track down where Jervis Tetch was hiding the innocent Catherine, he discovered the college-aged girl wearing a frilly powder blue and white ‘Alice’ dress. She was having tea with the...

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A New Universe

"Hellllooooooo...." "Wakey-wakey." The coaxing of unfamiliar voices rouse you from unconsciousness, and as you squint into the bright light around you, you can make out two floating orbs above you, one light blue and one pale pink. "Ah! There we are! Awake at last!" As the you hear the pleasant voice, the pink orb seems to pulse. "We were hoping that you were still alive. Would've been a ton of paperwork for us if you died already..." "Um.. Wha.." You move to rub your eyes but find that your...

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It was late at night, while everybody else was asleep, before Ryoko snuck through the house, silently flying, teleporting short distances until she got to the closet door beneath the stairs to the second floor. Opening the door, she found the lights were out inside the pocket dimension of her mother, the 25,000-year-old ‘child’, mad scientist Little Washu. Good! It looked like Washu-chan was asleep, too. Already giddy with anticipation, she teleported her way to her target: the controls of the...

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In the galactic year 76549870 you were named the fiftieth Emperor of the Galactic Empires. Your father Thaddeus the bold has his body frozen into a carbonite statue and placed in the procession of kings. Your Chancellor, Ito, steps forward: "Your majesty there are things the must be attended to. Your royal brothers and sisters." Ito shows you the sum total of your father's progeny. 16 girls and 7 boys. Their ages ranging widely. "I suggest you consider the danger of your brothers trying to...

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Mysteries of the Universe

So, I'm at this part with my friend Jim. It seemed a little stuffy and the girls seemed a bit up-tight."Hey, Jim," I say, "got any leads on a good hookup?""Well," he said, "there are a few nice girls. Do you know Taylor?""Not really. She's the tall girl, right? Brown hair, likes wearing plaid?""That's the one. She's great. We hookup 3-4 times. If I wasn't with Sandy now, I'd totally go for it again. Times like this that i wish i was single." I knew he wanted her bad."Think she's in my...

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