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1947
A spaceship crash-land outside Roswell, New Mexico. It was taken to Area 51 for studying. But before the scientist could begin, the ship suddenly opens and reveals the alien still alive. The alien turned out to be a 6-feet-tall humanoid fox, with large breasts, thin waist, wide hips and a big ass (she explained that all females on her planet are born that way)! She successfully seduced everyone on the base (even those who were married or in a relation!) and later got picked up by the mothership. Never to be seen by her heartbroken lovers again.
2047
Since that encounter the government and the military decided to keep it all a secret and make preparations, if those aliens were ever to return. On the one hundred anniversary, satellite-dishes owned by the U.S. government receives a message from a ship orbiting the earth. The message offers negotiations onboard the ship. Seeing an opportunity of diplomatic relations between the aliens (nicknamed "The Furs") and the nations of earth, and trading resources and technology the president immediately sent up an ambassador. The young ambassador was guided by a female cat to a room where negotiations took place with a busty, female bunny, while being surrounded by three other females (a dog, a mouse and a raccoon). While the ambassador focuses on not to be distracted by their voluptuous bodies (and he just got married), the negotiations went successful. When it was all done, he found himself being dragged by the four females to another room with a large bed. They took of their uniforms, ripped off his and they fucked him like there was no tomorrow and he enjoyed every second!
Present day, 2084
During the first ten years it´s being revealed that the female Furs (mammals, avians and reptiles) greatly outnumber male Furs (6 for every male) and they´re most of the time horny for some reason. Their technology is a thousand years more advanced than on earth. Their home planet, called Furtron, is three times the size of earth and is a united federation with the capital called Furtropolis.
Furtropolis is the largest city on the planet, populated by over 20 million Furs of different races.
Since more of the Furs are building colonies on planets in the neighboring systems, they encourage humans to settle in Furtropolis. Partially for better diplomatic relations and mostly to get human men to satisfy the horny females.
This year one of humans are right now settling in with his family, not knowing what awaits him there.
His name is Tom Stuart, 47 years old white guy with black hair, successful Real estate-agent with wife and two children.
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