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WARNING: This story contains insulting humor to the Republican party, the current United States President (George W. Bush), the Catholic Church, and the current Pope (Benedict XVI). If you cannot take a joke then please leave, and please let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Otherwise, you Bad Humor Fans, ENJOY!!

A not so long time ago, in a political blunder far far away...

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Episode H: Attack of the Government Ineptness

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The evil Repulican Empire for years has controled the once free territory of America and continues to push its control into other areas such as Iraq, Pakistan, and Canada. They seek only control of the entire world and to put bans against Video Games, Free Speech, Television, and most importantly PORN!! Their leader is the evil, yet inept and completely stupid, Darth Ineptness and his advisor Dick Cheney (a man who creeps out even the devil). However they aren't the true leaders of this evil empire. In truth they are mere puppet for the true master, the Dark Lord Nazious. Most know him as Pope Benedict XVI but in truth he is a former Nazi Youth trained in the dark arts of Religous Control and has millions upon billions of weak minded minions obeying his every whim.

Bai Chi, a Master Chu Si of the Tenth and a half level, and Chinese-American has enough of this evil scheme so he sets out to destroy the evil empire using his fabled Ladle of Doom (it has to be powerful, it has "of Doom" attached to its name). His first mission is to gather allies who could help him stop this empire. Perferably someone with a van and atleast one woman with a set of giant jugs who could be his love intrest till he learns the truth that she is really his sister and gets her heart stolen by the guy with a van. Oh and some hair guy name Bob. So the Chu Si Master makes his way to Ned's Grill which just so happens to be located next to a Hooters. He sits down at a table alone, orders a beer, gets mistaken for a Mexican, kills a guy with spork (of doom), and waits till suddenly a Harrison Ford impersonator and a hairy guy name Bob sits across from him. "Bob here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?" the impersonator says quoting Harrison Ford to exactly.

"Uh, no. I just need a ride to Washington," Baichi replies.

"Well I can do that too. But we'll need a woman with a set of giant jugs who could be your love intrest till you learn the truth that she is really your sister and gets her heart stolen by men."

"Do you have a van?"

"Yes."

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