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It was a bright, sunny day in the big city. Maria was driving her shiny, black convertible. As she drove with the top down, her long flowing blonde hair moved in the breeze.
Maria was 22 years old and had a killer body. Curves in all the right places. Everywhere she went men stared at her.
Maria had just got off work and was in a hurry to get home. That's probably why Maria didn't see the red light she had just drove through. She immediately saw the red and blue lights of a patrol car in her rearview mirror.
As she pulled over, Maria noticed two male officers get out of the patrol car. Both were in their late 20's. The officer that approached the driver side was 6'3", had bright blue eyes, and a deep tan. The other officer was an athletic 6'0", dark hair and dark eyes.
The officer on the driver's side said, "Hello Miss. Can I see your, license, registration, and proof of insurance?"
As she fumbled through her purse, Maria pouted "I'm sorry officer, I seem to have left it at home."
"I need you to step out of the car Miss", he said.
Maria got out of the car and was escorted to the patrol car. His partner quickly joined them and blurted out, "I need to check you for weapons."
The athletic officer slowly moved his hands up and down Maria's thighs and over her black skirt. He then moved his hands across her white blouse. Gently rubbing her firm 36D breasts. Maria didn't mind. After all, these were the two sexiest cops she had ever seen.
Maria looked at both officers and whispered, "I'll do anything to get out of this ticket. And I do mean anything."
Both officers winked at each other. Maria noticed the two men began to lick their lips. The tan officer smiled and said...
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