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It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff.

So that's how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing each other's wangers in the first few shots and then making it look like we were sucking each other off. After we'd creased up laughing at all those, he said I should stand behind him and act like I was knobbing his arse.

That turned out to be priceless.

He had the back of his trousers and keks pulled down and was bending forwards with my rod pushed into his butt-cheeks.

If you'd seen it, I swear you'd have pissed yourself laughing.

"Trouble is though, Jordan, your dick's too limp," Reece had said. "You need to get it bigger to make it look more real."

So I'd had to wazz off a bit before we'd taken the next photo to get my knob a bit harder and it had seemed kind of weird to be rubbing my prick in front of a mate. But Reece had just made some joke like, "I knew you was a wanker," or something, and I'd pretended I thought it was funny while I was stood there feeling like a total retard, my fist slapping up and down on my pecker and my bollocks jiggling around.

When I had a semi that was big enough, he turned around and bent forwards a bit.

"Shove it between my cheeks this time. It's gotta be believable."

I pulled the skin of my cock right back so I could slide the red part into his butt-crack and I was surprised at how nice it felt once it was in there.

I know that sounds gay, but it did.

I mean, his arse crack was hairy which felt kind of nasty at first, but his cheeks were warm and sort of gripped my helmet, so my dick grew a bit bigger just from where I was pushing it.

"Lower down, you dumb-head!" he called out.

"What d'ya mean, lower down?"

"You've got to push it in lower down, Jordan. Where my hole is."

"I'm not pushing it down there, you div."

I'd noticed he had a few skid-marks on his undies. I didn't want my knob-end anywhere near those had come from.

"Come on, it isn't gonna look like your bodging me if your todger isn't in the right place."

I moved it a bit lower, hoping not to go too close to his pooper, and again I was surprised at how good it felt. Now it wasn't just warm and tight, it was a bit slippery too. I felt my cock getting harder at the feel of where it was and he laughed and pushed back against me: "Yeah, that's it, push it right in!"

I snapped a few photos of us stood like that, the two of us grinning like total planks with my prick pushed into his arse-crack. We fell about when we saw them – Jeez, it looked like we were a right pair of bum-boys – but then Reece said we shouldn't be smiling in the photos, but should look like we were gasping and about to cum.

"And you need to push your cock into me further," he went on. "You can see your bell-end in that shot – it's obvious you're nowhere near actually bumming me."

"It's only supposed to be joke, Reece."

"Yeah, but to be funny it's gotta be convincing," he insisted. "It can't be obvious we're just messing about."

He squatted further forwards and shoved his arse back towards me.

"Go on, push it further in, Jordan. So you can't see your jeb-end."

"I'm not gonna shove my dick inside your butt-hole, Reece," I said. "It'll be fucking well shitty!"

"Come on, mate, it's not like I'm asking you to get proper gay with me," he chuckled, "Just another half inch should do it!"

I did as he wanted me to but by now my rod was getting pretty stiff and when he pushed back against me I could swear the end of it slid inside his hole. It felt hot and really wet and I could feel his brown ring squeezing around my red-end.

I could smell it too: smell his slimy arse as it opened up to take my cock. Not a shitty smell, well not really; just kind of raunchy like a pair of boxers get when you've worn them for a few days and the back of them's gone a bit skanky.

I took a few more photos and we pretended like we were in sexual ecstasy or some shit. Making faces like the two of us were horny for each other, both of us well into it and ready to spunk off at any second. And all the time he kept pushing back against me, so that the hot wetness around my bell-end was slowly working down more and more of my shaft.

At one point I said, "You do know I'm bodging you for real, Reece, don't you?"

But he got really pissed off and shouted, "Fuck off, Jordan! Like hell you are! I mean, fucking hell, are either of us queer or something?"

"Of course we're not!" I tried to laugh.

"Well, we can't be proper bodging then, can we? Only queer fellas do that kind of stuff for real. Jesus, I thought everyone knew that!"

I wasn't sure I followed his logic but if he was okay about having my beef-pole up his butt, it felt nice enough from my side that I wasn't going to complain.

When I looked at the next set of photos I couldn't stop laughing: we really did look like biggest pair of butt-munchers you could imagine. But then I noticed Reece had a great big fuck-off hard-on and that while he was pushing back against me, making that dumb-ass face of his, his knob was standing upwards with its skin pulled right back.

"You've stalked right up, you fucktard!" I told him. "Jeez, mate, look at the size of your prick – you look as if you're built like a fucking donkey!"

Reece grabbed the phone off me and looked at the photo. He chuckled at how turned-on his great big donger looked and said, "Well it's only convincing if I'm running a boner!"

"It's deliberate, you mean?" I asked, still standing there behind him with my own smaller stiffy slowly being nibbled by his hot, wet hole.

"There's no point me doing all this 'ooh-aah, I'm cumming' stuff if my cock's just dangling there looking about two inches long."

I laughed, "Oh yeah." It was pretty obvious really.

We took a few more photos of the two of us acting like we were gaying it right up, him pushing his arse out and me grabbing him by the shoulders. By now the top half of my dick was plugged deep inside his hole and I knew full well when we kept laughing about how we were 'pretending' I was butt-fucking him, it was pretty much bullshit; what we were doing was the genuine article.

Our mates would find the photos hilarious, that much was given, but for me the funniest part of it would be that, while they were giggling away at how stupid we looked pretending like we were bumming, they'd actually be looking at me with my knob up Reece's arse for real.

But he didn't seem that bothered that he had a good few inches of my wanger inside him. As long as neither of us were gay, a bit of bum fun was okay for him; as long as it was just the two of us having a laugh, it didn't really count.

I pulled out of him in a hurry when we heard his mam come home from work and we quickly yanked our pants and trousers back up, giggling like we were a couple of naughty kids. I told Reece I'd sort the photos out before the weekend and he laughed that one of our mates Callum, who everyone says sucked a fella off behind a bus shelter, would probably get a full-on boner when he saw them.

That same night when I was lying there wanking off in bed, I wondered what the skanky smell was that was growing really strong. I put my face under my sheets and instead of smelling my usual cheesy cock smell, the whole of my bed stunk like Reece's arse. It was under my foreskin as I was jerking it back and forth, my big purple helmet stinking like I still had it up him.

The crazy part was, though, instead of being grossed out, the smell made my cock swell massive in my hand. I was like, "Fucking hell! This is well hot!" and I started whacking my fist fast and hard like I do when I haven't tossed off for a few days.

It was as if I was shagging my mate's arse while I jacked myself off: his smell was so strong I could really imagine that I was fucking his butthole right there and then. I loved the dirty stink of it wafting from my bell-end: this was proper raunchy sex; what it would be like for the two of us lads to be rutting together with my cock up his shitter; gasping and panting, sweaty and hot.

I shot the biggest wad I'd blown for ages. I even hit my face and got some of it on my lips. It was like I was sixteen again I was that horny.

The next night after that when I wanked off wasn't half as good even though I hadn't washed my dick, so I came up with an idea of how I could get the smell of his arse on my helmet again.

I said, "Those photos didn't turn out that good in the end. It was way too obvious we were just messing about."

I'd thought Reece would say I should Photoshop them; I'm always cutting pictures together, making stupid mash-ups to go on Twitter.

But he didn't. He went in straight for the bait.

"Do you want to do it again?" he asked.

"I suppose we could," I answered, surprised at how keen he sounded and trying to make it seem like I hadn't really thought it through. "Only... you know... if we do, we shouldn't pull all those stupid faces. We should just pretend like I'm porking you, all serious and full-on."

"I could do you this time," he offered. "I could wedge my dick between your butt-cheeks."

"I didn't mean swapping places," I said in a hurry. "I just meant like we did last time, only with less titsing about."

"Go on, Jordan, it'll be way funnier to do it both ways," he insisted. "We'll do it your way first, and then you have a try of bending over. It's only fair, mate."

I wasn't too sure but I really wanted to smell his butt stink that night when I jerked off so I said okay.

"Your go first, then," he'd grinned and turned around to pull down the back of his trousers and pants and show me his bare arse.

This time there was no need for me to wazz off in front of him to make myself hard. This time just the sight of his butt-cheeks, and the thought of that horny-as-fuck smell that I knew was between them, had my todger throbbing even before I'd unzipped myself.

"You're well up for this, Jordan," Reece laughed when he saw my donger at full mast.

"I just want it to be more convincing this time, mate."

He chuckled, "Yeah, me too!" and flashed me his own prick which was also rock hard and looked even bigger than I remembered.

He bent over for me and opened his legs as wide as he could with his trousers around his knees. He was wearing different coloured pants but they had skid marks on them the same as last time. That made me smile: this would be nice and smelly; just what I was after.

I shuffled up behind him and nuzzled my dick between his cheeks. He didn't have to tell me where to put it: I found his bullseye with one quick lunge.

"Oh fuck!" he called out and grabbed his own wood, tugging it a few times while I eased myself into that hot, slimy hole of his.

"D'you actually like this?" I asked, not really believing that a guy could enjoy having his arse bodged.

He turned to me with a look of annoyance. "Of course I fucking don't! It's not like I'm gay, you dipshit! I just need to keep my dick hard – make it look more real for when we start taking photos."

"Oh right," I said back.

Jeez, I could be such a nonce sometimes. As if he'd enjoy having my prick shoved up him.

As I reached for my phone and held it out to the side of us, his hand kept working hard to keep his boner and I felt his arse open up a bit further. My own knob slid a few more inches into him, kind of like fucking a girl but with his tunnel much hotter and the sides more sticky.

He didn't seem to notice that I'd just worked half my dick into his butt and I felt his ring squeeze tight behind it, holding my shaft firm.

"I can feel your balls against the tops of my thighs," he said, in a totally matter-of-fact way. Like it was the most ordinary thing for one guy to say to another.

I took a couple of photos and then checked them out. They looked totally hilarious: him wazzing that massive donger of his, with my cock stuffed halfway up his arse and my knackers pressing into the backs of his legs. This time we looked like we were proper into it: our faces made it seem like we were doing it for real.

I had good laugh and then showed them to him.

He laughed too: "Oh fuck, Jordan! You can see your prick up my fucking poop chute! We look like a right pair of nancies!"

I grabbed the phone back and looked at the shots again. I didn't think we looked like nancies at all: we didn't look girlie or camp or any shit like that. We looked like a couple of horny-as-fuck lads seeing what bumming felt like which was, if we were being honest about it, pretty much what we were.

I switched the phone back to camera and he turned to look over his shoulder at me.

He said, with a smirk, "Shove your knob right in so can get a shot of your pubes against my arse-cheeks!"

I couldn't help but grin back down at him as I pushed my cock further into his hole. He gasped and worked his arse against me, his hairy butt-cheeks swallowing the rest of my cock right up to the hilt.

I took a couple of photos of us joined together like that and then chuckled as I looked at them.

I said, "I dunno if we can show the guys this."

He grabbed the phone off me and laughed at us stood there, my full seven inches plugged right up his butt and my fat, hairy bollocks pressing into the backs of his thighs.

"Why the fuck not? This is fucking legend, mate!"

"It's one thing pretending we're bumming, Reece. But this is like proper gay stuff!"

He turned to me looking arsed off. "Aw, don't start all that bullshit again, Jordan!"

"How's it not gay for me to have my cock shoved all the way up your arse?"

"Stop with the fucking gay shit! Lads mess around like this all the time. It's called having a laugh... banter..."

"You reckon?"

"I know it, mate! I mean, how can it be gay for us do stuff like this if we're not gay ourselves? How would that work then?"

"So it's only gay sex when it's gay guys doing it?" I asked him.

"That's the whole fucking point, you dick-splash!" he laughed. "That's why everyone'll think it's so funny!"

After I'd taken a couple of photos underneath us, of our two pairs of bollocks with only one massive knob – his – out in front, he suggested I should video the two of us. That would have our mates laughing themselves shitless, he said, seeing a clip of the two of us going at it like a couple of boned-up butt-pirates.

I fiddled with my phone while he kept jerking himself off, aware that his arse was squeezing at my shaft in time with his hand. Once I'd got the thing working, I propped it up against an old pizza box that he had lying around, the little red light flashing as it filmed what we were up to.

"How d'ya wanna do this, then?" I asked him, grabbing him by the shoulders.

"Just move against me like you're fucking a girl," he said, "and we'll both make on like we're really loving it!"

I laughed. "Okay. But not too full-on," I reminded him. "Not like last time."

I pulled my dick out a bit, like you do when you're starting to fuck, and the smell from his arse hit me full on.

"Oh Jesus," I muttered to him, working up a slow rhythm. "It fucking stinks doing this!"

"My bum?" he asked, sounding a bit freaked out.

"Yeah," I grunted, still moving in and out and looking down at my rod. "And what's on my knob."

"Sorry, mate," he laughed and then added kind of sheepishly, "maybe I didn't wipe that well."

"You don't have to be sorry," I told him, steadily increasing my pace. "It's fucking well class! Makes it... you know... different from shagging a girl!"

He sniffed the air a few times, his hand getting faster on his cock. "Cor, I see what you mean, Jordan! It stinks proper horny!"

"This must be what it smells like when gay fellas go at it!"

He laughed and really started yanking at his meat. "Aw yeah! It's like well nasty! It's made my dick as hard as fuck!"

He turned back to look up at me and we smirked at each other.

He whispered, still bashing away at his knob, "We're just acting up for the camera, yeah?"

I laughed back at him. "Course we are, mate! Gotta give the lads a good show!"

Reece chuckled, "Yeah, this is gonna be an absolute fucking belter!"

I grabbed him by the hips and fucked him properly. Just like I would screw a girl if I was doing her from behind. Hard and fast; taking long, smooth strokes.

Except there was no way I could tell myself this was anything like shagging a girl. The smell from Reece's arse was always there to remind me of what we were doing and yet at the same time it was making my dick swell so hard it starting to ache. And the sight of his forearm beating away at his cock – knowing that another straight lad could get turned-on from having my knob up his butt made me feel like, 'how fucking sexy must I be?!'

I don't know if that makes sense.

Anyway, next thing Reece was calling out, "Oh God! Yeah! Come on, Jordan! Fuck me hard!"

And by now I couldn't tell if he was just acting up for the camera or whether he really was loving having it up him.

I upped my rhythm: really going for it on his butt; hammering my cock in and out of him so fast that my hips were slapping loudly against his cheeks.

This was so much better than it had been in my bed; wanking off and imagining it was Reece's arsehole sliding up and down my knob. I mean, that had been good but this was totally top shelf.

I'd had no idea that shagging another lad up his dirt-packer would be anything like this. I remember thinking this must be why blokes in prison get a taste for it and want to keep on doing it with other fellas, even when they're back out and have their wives there for them. It was as hot as fuck and I was going to make sure that there was no way it was going to be just a one-off for me too.

But then you know what? Reece went and pulled away from me so that my cock slid out of him with a wet, sloppy fart.

Before I could have a go at him, he turned with that massive hard-on of his pointing up at me and said, "Come on, Jordan, turn round! I want to do you... like we agreed..."

"Do me?" I asked, looking down at how nasty my dick looked from being up his butt.

"Yeah, now it's my turn to pretend to bum you," he said. "I might even pretend to spunk off in your arse."

"Okay," I nodded, not feeling too keen on it but well aware that I'd agreed. "But I get to pretend to spunk off in yours straight after."

He said that I could and we quickly changed positions. Now I had to show him my bare backside and I was thankful that the back of my keks was in a better state than his.

Almost before I'd pulled my trousers down, he had his cock jabbing between my butt-cheeks. His dick was loads wetter than mine: his pisser was dribbling precum like a dodgy tap. The fat head felt slimy as he pushed it into my crack and he laughed at hairy I was back there just like I'd noticed about him.

I bent further over for him, reaching back to open my butt-cheeks for him. I felt like a total bum-boy doing that with another lad but as he'd said, I'd agreed he could have a turn.

"Not too rough, mate," I warned him when I felt his knob-end hot against my hole.

"Just relax, Jordan, and remember to make a show for the camera like I did."

I glanced over at the flashing red light on it, wondering how I'd look doing this. How would the guys in the pub react when they saw me bending over for Reece, shoving my sweaty, hairy arse-crack against another guy's dick? Would they laugh, like Reece said they would, or would they say we'd taken the joke too far and done stuff with each other that was way out of line?

Reece grabbed me by the hips and told me he was going to start working his cock into me.

"Call out stuff and wank your dick off like you're loving it," he said. "Just like I did."

"I'm not even slightly hard, mate," I told him. "My knob's died and gone to heaven."

It had gone soft as soon pretty much as I'd pulled the back of my pants down. Offering my fudge tunnel to another lad's shiny bell-end isn't something I find that sexy, funnily enough.

He didn't seem to care. "Well, just think nice thoughts and pretend you're enjoying it. Try to make it look as convincing as you can. It'll be funnier that way."

He pushed his knob against my hole and even though it was so big, its slipperiness made it slide in a bit. Like he'd done with me, I tried to relax my bum enough to take it and every time it thrust between my butt-cheeks, it squeezed a bit further up my chute.

It felt enormous inside me and I had to pretend like I was taking a dump to make my arse open wide enough to take the thing up me.

"Aah, that feels well tight... even better than a minge," he muttered as it went in another half inch. And again I wasn't sure if he was just acting for the camera or if he meant it.

He started fucking me slowly like he probably did with girls, his cock slowly working further into my bumhole every time he bucked his hips towards me.

"I see what you mean about the smell, Jordan," he said. "It really fucking stinks once you get started."

I sniffed the air and could smell it myself: the whiff of my own arse, quite different from his. His was a bit like dirty, sweaty underwear; mine was much meatier, more crude and pungent.

It would never have occurred to me that him shoving it up me would smell different from me doing it to him, but now that it had I found I quite liked it. I could feel my cock growing between my legs as I sniffed more and more that distinctive odour of my own butt being fucked.

He grabbed me by the shoulders and started pumping his knob faster. I could tell that, just as I had, he liked the stink of another lad's arse being buggered.

"Jesus Christ, that smell!" he gasped, inhaling it deeply. "It's so fucking hot!"

He made a really strong lunge and got the whole shaft of his fat cock all the way up inside me. His hairy nuts were tickling my arse-cheeks, slapping against them every time he thrust back and forth.

"And this is with us just pretending, Jordan! Imagine how rough it would stink if we were doing it for real!"

I smiled towards his carpet, feeling my own dick growing steadily harder. Did he really think it would be that different if we were doing it as two gay guys?

He grabbed me by the hips again and started butt-fucking me fast and hard, standing behind me whacking his hips against mine.

"I need to wank off, mate," I told him urgently. Being bent over like I was, I couldn't do it like I wanted to.

"Yeah, say more stuff like that, Jordan!" he whispered. "Act it up for the camera!"

"I'm not acting up!" I grunted. "My cock's gone proper hard again!"

I don't know why, but being bent over like that and feeling another fella's massive schlong ramming in and out of my bum had really got me really horny. My cock was feeling full-on boned, straining and pulsating with the veins sticking up in knots the way that girls say creeps them out.

Reece pulled me up so that my back was against his chest and reached down and started beating at my shaft while his own rammed in and out of me.

I grunted my thanks: Jeez, having him wank me off felt so fucking good!

I could suddenly smell Reece's own distinct butt stink really strongly again; it took me a few seconds to work out why. It was on my dick as he was jerking my foreskin up and down; smeared over my cock head and streaked down the shaft.

His whole room must stink of our arses: his on my cock as he tossed me off; mine being ploughed roughly by his.

He turned to the camera and said, half-laughing half-panting, "Come on, Jordan, let's really put on a fucking show! Make the guys think we're a couple of honest-to-god bum-drillers!"

We both turned to face it, grinning at the flashing red light. I pushed my arse backwards, so that they'd see Reece's cock pumping away between my cheeks, and then thrust my hips forwards so that they'd see my big veiny cock being wanked off and the mess on Reece's hand would tell them where it had been.

I laughed at the sight we'd make and how hot it would be to have all these other blokes gathered round watching me getting shagged up my brown ring. The funniest part was that I really liked it. Who'd have thought I'd enjoy having another fella up me?!

But then my laughter died away as my bollocks gave their five second warning.

"I'm gonna fucking cum, Reece! Jeez, I'm gonna shoot!"

He kept pounding my cock, chuckling and grunting, as I found myself whimpering through one of the strongest nut-offs I've ever felt. I'd heard guys say it's good to spunk up with something stuffed up your shitbox, but I'd never tried it and had no idea it would feel so good.

He kept banging away at my arse with my cum squirting over my chest and his hand. And then I felt a burning hot feeling inside my guts and I kind of dimly figured he was also blowing his wad.

After he'd pulled out of me with a fart even sloppier than his and we were standing with our stinking, slimy cocks starting to droop down, he grabbed the camera and we looked at the video.

He laughed at the part where he was working his dick up my butt and said, "They're gonna totally think this is the real deal, Jordan! We're gonna have them over a barrel – hook, line and sinker!"

"And you're absolutely sure they're not gonna think it is the real deal, mate?" I asked.

He looked at me like I'd insulted him.

I went on, "I mean, won't they say we were actually butt-fucking each other? Isn't that what we were doing?"

"Fuck me, Jordan! Of course they fucking won't! Don't go saying shit like that!"

"But our dicks were up each other's arses, mate. We both spunked off."

"Oh, come on, you knob-head. I keep telling you, it doesn't mean diddly fuck 'cause we're not gay!"

"Is that how it works then?"

"Of course it does! This was a just a joke. The guys'll be rolling on the floor when they see the two of us doing this shit. I can guarantee it."

I wondered if that was true; whether our friends really would see it like Reece did. Maybe they would. Maybe I was the only one who was making more of this than I should.

Still, the thought of showing them the video suddenly seemed like a stupid thing to do. Reece might think it was only the two of us having a laugh, but I could see the rest of our mates thinking we'd taken the joke way too far. I didn't think they'd find it funny; I thought they'd be like, "What the fuck?!"

I grabbed the phone off him and was about to delete the video when he said, "Tell you what, Jordan. Get it on your PC and cut it down to like five or ten seconds or something. And make it darker so they can't see that much detail. Just a few seconds of grainy footage – enough to get them interested and wanting to figure out what we was up to. You can do that can't you?"

I smiled. That wasn't a bad idea. I knew enough about Movie Maker to take out all the dodgy stuff and strip the audio off it altogether. Leave just enough to get them guessing. Have them pausing it and trying to figure out what the fuck we'd really been up to.

Except that when Reece showed the lads the video in the pub that weekend, I realised that what had looked dim and blurred on my monitor at home looked like it had been floodlit from all sides when it was playing his phone.

Must have been the fucking codec or some such shit. Never could understand that kind of stuff.

Our mates gathered round, stunned at what they were seeing.

Oh Jeez, even from where I was sitting I could see Reece's fat cock slamming in and of my arse.

When the clip finished playing, our mate Dan spoke up first. His face looked shocked and he looked straight at me.

"Fucking hell, Jordan. I had no idea..."

"Look, I... er... we were just... you know... messing around..."

Dan ignored me. "I mean, I knew you were good at editing movies and shit, but fuck me – this is the nuts. It's like totally convincing."

Reece grinned. "Yeah – even had me fooled."

Tomo said, "How d'ya do it, then? Stick you guys' heads on a gay porno or something?"

Flanners laughed over from the next table. "Oh yeah, I saw someone do that with 'Silence of the Lambs' during the World Cup. Stuck Louis Suarez' head on Hannibal Lecter's body!"

The other guys watched the film again, pointing out the bits where they thought our heads didn't quite match up with the bodies and Tomo laughed that there was no way Reece's cock was as big as the guy in the movie.

While they were pausing it over and over, trying to spot a glitch, Callum – who's usually the quiet one of our group – leaned over to me and said, "That's some pretty impressive editing, Jordan. What did you use, Photoshop?"

I agreed without thinking but then wished I hadn't. Something about the way he stared at me told me he knew you couldn't use Photoshop on videos.

Later on, as the phone was being passed about and the video shared between guys we didn't even know, Callum muttered to me and Reece: "You guys really need to make another movie like that, but next time you should take it a step further. Do some stuff that's even more hardcore and really get everyone talking."

"How do you get more hardcore than pretending like he was bodging my arse?" I chuckled.

"Maybe do a gay threesome," he smirked. "I could help you guys out, if you want to give it a go."

Reece nodded wide-eyed and you could tell he was well up for it.

Callum went on, more quietly, "We could film us pretending like we were shagging, three fellas in a row. Or you two could be going at it, the same cock and bum stuff, and I could be out front pretending to suck the front one off. Or even behind licking the back one's arse. You reckon you could edit all that into a movie? Using... what was it again? Photoshop...?"

I smiled at him, admiring his style. "I reckon I could, yeah."

He grinned more broadly at us both. "Should we do it tomorrow, maybe? Just, you know, the three of us having a laugh...?"

Reece and I nodded back at him like kids being offered sweets.

"Fuck yeah!" we said

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He was tall, good-looking, and in his early fifties — the kind of man who had attracted women all his life and certainly had the attention of the woman he was seated with. She was what might be called a looker — forty-one, tall for a woman with jet-black hair (thanks to her hairdresser), and with a pair of striking blue eyes. The eyes would get you every time. They certainly got me twenty years ago. As the saying goes, that was no lady; she was my wife. As I watched, he leaned over and...

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A Girly Laugh

A Girly Laugh A story by Rugburn Elements include: TG Transformation Note: Special thanks to the folks who submitted jokes for this story on Deviantart. Sorry I couldn't use them all. I went with the ones I liked best and felt fit the situation enclosed. (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|?|) (|)|) Billy nodded to his buds when he finally arrived in Jack's basement. Stan, Forest and Kyle were rockin' out to Rock Band on the Xbox, Tanner and Donny were chillen next to a new member of the group....

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Trying to make my sister laugh

I had just come home from school in a bad mood because my teachers where bugging me about my grades and said that if they didnt start to improve i would be kicked out. when i got home just my older sister nikki was home my dad was working late that night. my sister is smoking hot she has massive tits and a nice round ass and is a fair bit shorter than me, she was a little bigger but that didnt bother me. i walked into my room throwing my bag on the floor when my sister walks in my room whats...

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Abigail Slaughter

Abigail Slaughter was a woman of passion. Many of Abigail’s co-workers thought she was temperamental, the more charitable amongst them said, fiery, those that had disliked her from the get go said psychotic. None of these people had ever noticed that Abigail’s signature on any and all documentation carried an apostrophe after her given name and, that she never left a space between that and her family name. Most of Abigail’s friends would not have been surprised at this open secret, because they...

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The Slaughter

Part 1 - CindyThe alarm jarred Cindy into reluctant wakefulness. Murmuring her discontent, she willed herself upright, and stumbled across the room to turn off the alarm. She brushed a curtain aside, and peered out the window of her farmhouse. A gray autumn day. How fitting, Cindy thought, for what lay ahead. Turning back into the room, she stepped out of her nightgown, and paused in front of the full-length mirror. Not bad, she thought, for 40. The work on the farm was hard, especially since...

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Shaving your Package

Have you thought about shaving your cock and balls but weren't sure how to go about it? Maybe your partner is pestering you to shave them but you're too scared to try it, let alone have someone else do it for you!Although there are people who prefer their man hairy there are millions out there who love to see a man make an effort to shave himself especially if he wants his partner smooth all the time!Well, fear not, as I've been doing mine for a long time and I'm quite an expert at it! I...

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How to Make Women Laugh

People naturally like stories because stories are naturally entertaining.2) Storytelling takes women on an emotional journey.A good story evokes emotions.A good story will bring a woman through a series of emotional states such as, for example, from intrigue and curiosity to surprise and ending on laughter. The series of states is not necessarily complex. The story may simply start on a point of intrigue and lead to a funny ending.The point is, women like to feel good emotional states. Stories...

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SHAVING MY FLAT MATES LEGS

It’s purely fictional but based on an incident that actually happened but the character is actual and a former girlfriend in Thailand. I hope you enjoy the story. .............................................................................................................. Coming home one day I found my flatmate Tan going through my bathroom cabinet. This is the story that followed. Tan is 34 and I was four years older and that is why we got on so well we looked after each other, she...

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Shaving Day

MMMM…..my hand strokes down my belly and skins over my pussy….Oh Uh — need to refresh and shave…..but oh, it’s so much better when you help me. I climb out of bed, and dress simply in jeans (no panties) and a very tight, binding bra. You like how my breasts spill out of it. A tshirt and I am ready to go! I know you went early to work, so I am going to make a nice lunch, preparing to ask you for your help. A few hours later, you come in, and we enjoy a warm, filling lunch together. I have...

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Shaving Karens Privates

I switched on the computer and logged in to my e-mail account and then on to xHamster. I had 4 messages and 2 friend requests. 2 of the messages were ongoing chats, and I found myself chuckling delightedly at one of them. There were some very imaginative people on hamster. The other two were people that I occasionally chat to. I turned to the friend requests. The first one was from someone in the States. I checked their profile and Then accepted. I will normally accept, you have no idea of what...

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Shaving Daddy

Lisa was making supper when her daddy came home from work. He was grouchy tonight. He banged through the front door, answered her "Hi Daddy" with a growl and disappeared into his bedroom. Lisa shook her sixteen year old head as she stirred the hamburger helper. She missed her mother at times like these. Valerie O'Conner had died of cancer two years ago, and Lisa and her father had carried on as best they could since then. But sometimes it was hard. On both of them. She finished up and set...

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Shaving my S1ster Janersquos Forest

Shaving my S1ster Jane’s ForestI’m David, a horny 18 year old. Athletics has been my life so my body is in perfect shape. I’ve fucked many girls during my many competitions – all stunners. I have a steady girlfriend but I’m besotted with Jane. Jane is my step s1ster. Two years younger than me and totally unobtainable.I spy on my fantasy whenever I can. Jane sometimes leaves the bathroom door a jar. Tonight the bathroom light was off but the shower is backlight. The red glow shows her silhouette...

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Shaving Granddaddys Cock

The end of the long semester was finally over. I was now in my second semester, my first full year in university, and I had studied my ass off! I was ready to get away from the university for a while, at least until the new semester began. I had a long drive ahead and I could not wait to get home to family, especially to visiting my granddaddy. My granddaddy and I had a very special relationship. It was more than a granddaughter-grandfather relationship. At first, I admit, it was that type of...

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Shaving legs

Good deeds are seldom performed for personal gain or selfish reasons. People do good deeds in order to help others, and reap only the satisfaction that the other person is better off. Sometimes, however, these two notions can meet, creating the word “opportunity.” For me, I began to understand how the twain shall meet during one nondescript, still summer evening at home. I was in my late teens, and, my older sister, while just beginning her new tax accountant job, had yet to find a suitable...

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Misbehaving In Silence

It was ten minutes to close and most of the student body had left due to the weather. The automatic cue of the library announcement from the overhead intercom was a welcomed reprieve of what had been a very long night due to upcoming finals. She made her way around the second to the back aisle. Her hands were full. She eyed the titles in earnest, looking for the correct placement of a certain book. She caught a glimpse of them through an opening between the books. Before her mind could...

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Misbehaving

You are not going to believe what I did this afternoon. I still can't quite believe it myself; I would have to pinch myself to check that it was real, except that I've got the evidence to prove it. What evidence, you may ask. So I'd better get on with it and tell you.I had been at a recruiting fair held in one of the student halls of residence; this was an event designed to entice all those of us with long vacations coming up soon to join some worthy company or charity for work experience, or...

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misbehaving 1 last timepart 1

In a previous story, I talked about a situation at work that I regretted. The regret came not from what actually happened, but instead from the fact that I did it behind my amazing husband's back without his knowledge. Now 6 years later, we are closer than ever and always share any extra-marital fun with each other. We give each other freedom to explore ourselves sexually as long as we talk about it and there are no secrets. Unfortunately, I made one last mistake at work before we truly figured...

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Misbehaving Husband punished by wife friends and college coeds

Part 1: Wife punishes husband for first time My Mistress (and wife), Betsy, has dominated me for our entire 30 year relationship. We have both been totally committed to each other our entire lives, and we took away each other's virginity on my 18th birthday. Mistress Betsy and i have been married for over 21 years, and have three adorable daughters, ages 18, 16 and 13. Mistress Betsy is 49 years old, stands 5' 6" tall, weighs 122 pounds and has a 36D-23-34 figure. She has long black silky hair...

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shaving my arse

Guest Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind. I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted...

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Shaving for the First Time

Shaving for the First Time By Ricky If a man in woman's clothing has an odd ring to it then a 6'2", 250# wolf in sheep's clothing is surely fair game for some hearty guffaws. If there is one thing serious about the situation it is that I have enjoyed bras, panties and garters for the last 20 years, and I still do, but I only enjoy this apparel in the privacy of a motel room or other secluded setting. When I dress it is for the feel of the clothing and the intrinsic pleasure...

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Shaving her body

Well anyway, I was home watching the local MBL team on TV waiting for Maggie to return. It was a typical evening in every sense of the word except for one important item. Tonight I was going on the pill. OK, now don’t get too worried, the pill I am talking about is Viagra. It seems like after a really strenuous workout Maggie is always interested in a sexual workout to top off her physical activities. I wanted to give her an exceptional experience and thought a little help from chemistry...

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Shaving with a friend

Barbara and I became closer friends as I attended her parties. We would even meet and drive together discussing our dressing plans and what girly things we would buy and show off at the parties.We had arrived and I was getting undressed in a bed room when she walked in. I just took of my everyday panties and bra and I was naked as I looked at the lingerie I had laid out on the bed. I asked her what she thought of the garter set I recently purchased or if I should wear the pink baby doll set I...

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Yoga Class Slaughter

Kim's was a careful mess. Chaos crammed away into drawers and cabinets, kept out of sight so as not to mar the respectable outward appearance. At first glance, it was clean, orderly. Once you looked behind or within you found everything was dirty, half the products used up or dried up, but all in its own special place, following her own internal logic of order. Guy wasn't sure what that meant about her, really. All he was concerned with was where she kept the fresh razors. Pulling...

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Slaughter

Wholesale Killing “I’m sure something bad has happened,” the old woman said, fluttering her ever-present fan. “She was regular as clockwork and we’ve had no messages for a fortnight. Here’s a small map and her name; go find out.” I grabbed my forelock and she swatted at me. So off I went again, on a mission with almost no information. The farm I found was well-tended and looked prosperous, but a troop of British cavalry or grenadiers had camped in a pasture. That was surely a problem. I found...

3 years ago
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The Case of the Missing WomanChapter 6 The Slaughter

Kate had been asleep for almost 20 hours, the long trip, and the shock of her compassionate release, and of course, the treatments for her spreading cancer. She awakened to a late morning sun shining in a window in the cabin. She was rested and felt a lot stronger. The trip out here had taxed her reserves, but now she felt recovered. All she wanted was to find the bathroom and get something to eat. As she was trying to find her way to the bathroom, her nurse arrived at her side and helped...

2 years ago
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Carrying the FlagChapter 2 The Devil Laughs

Late was not an option with Devers. I hustled to her new office. I'd canceled my afternoon diving practice, so when she was done dragging me over the coals I'd join Terrell for some music appreciation. That was something to look forward to. Assuming, that is, that my head wasn't mounted on Devers's office wall. I'd had sessions with her before -- for things like using one of the short stair railings as an angled balance beam or doing cartwheels down an almost empty hall. Hey! That was...

3 years ago
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Shaving

First time I tried it I almost bled to death, a Bic razor is useless, cuts down the base of my shaft and 7 or 8 on my sack, can you imagine trying to put band-aid on a scrotumSo Veet, jees that stuff burns, I looked like it had been napalmed lol, bright red sores and the pain well that's something else,I really should have read the reviews first hahathis one had me in tears Veet -- the Men Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .By John W. Osborne Jr. - 30 July 2012After having been told my...

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Himura BattousaiChapter 138 A Loud Laugh

(Saitou bursts through the door.) Sanosuke: Saitou! (He strikes Shishio's forehead with the Gatotsu.) Houji: Lord Shishio! (Yumi screams. Shishio grins and slashes across Saitou's legs, reopening his wounds.) Saitou (falling back): Dammit... Shishio: Just as I said. You were close to us, so I expected a surprised attack. (He pulls away a bandage, revealing a steel band around his forehead.) Saitou (thinking): A skullband... ! Shishio: It was an unexpected blow to the forehead that...

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Laughter

Laughter Janet L. Stickney [email protected] Laughter filled the room, broken by the sound of glasses clinking, people talking and music. Mom stood next to me in my room, holding my arm gently. "It's time dear, you can't put this off any longer." "Do I have to do this mom? I mean, just look at me!" "You look simply wonderful, and you know it!" She was right of course, I did look pretty good, but of course, I had spent almost the entire day making sure that I would,...

2 years ago
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Milk And Honey The Last Laugh

Three days after Vicki's discovery of Hank's private collection of home movies, and her own folks supplying the motivation, the time was right to put an end to their charade. Payback was on her mind, but she intended to take this to an even further level than what she pulled on little Charlie. It was going to be a lot bigger than that particular day, if not epic. Jin was hesitant over her idea, but Hank was excited when he was told he would be part of it.After returning to the motel, Hank got...

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Carstairs of ArabiaChapter 27 It Only Hurts When I Laugh

As soon as the rolling door had shut behind me, I began to undress. The plastic segments that allowed in some sunlight were so badly scuffed nobody would be able to see inside. Not unless they pressed their face up against them, anyway. My suit was in tatters. I wasn’t even sure why I wasn’t wearing my slacks and button down shirt. It’s think it may just be that wearing a suit seemed suitable for the occasion. If you’re going to commit mass murder, you should at the very least dress for it,...

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Slurpy boi James keeps girls laughing

watering eyes fluttered as loud slurp and gurgle noises exuded from the back of James’ throat. Jake’s huge manly cock pounded, plunged, and throttled down James’ throat. James fully accepted his role as a sissy bitch and surrendered to Jake’s superior masculinity. Jake’s hips quickly thrust like a powerful hydraulic machine. James was taking the deepest deep-throating ever and the face-fuck of the century. Before you feel too badly for poor slutty James. It is important to note that Jake’s...

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The Crystal RainbowChapter 7 Laughter

As the sun began to rise over the treetops, the footsore threesome trudged along the dusty country lane on their way to the train station. Helen shrugged her pack from her shoulders and swung it gently onto the ground. She stretched her arms straight over her head and groaned. "Damn! I need a short rest. I am most definitely getting too old to be walking all night and then, to add insult to injury, I have to carry my own pack. Erik, this is it! I just cannot do this any longer. After all...

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Shaving Grace

I remember when I first started to pay attention to my pussy hair. It was many years ago, when I first began seeing Evert. He was a few years older than me and liked everything to be ‘just so’. He had encouraged me to wax my bikini line and trim my pubic hair into a neat little triangle. Of course, I had been too shy to think about going to have it done professionally, back then, but Evert was already experienced in manicuring his own ‘bits’ and applied the strips of cloth to the wax and...

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Shaving His Daughter

Mason kept dragging the razor gently over the pouting mound between his fourteen-year-old daughter’s open thighs. Josie’s skin was already smooth as a plum, and he was only gazing at her pussy with awed fascination now. Her complexion made him think of butter melting. It was deep and creamy and already tanned after only the first couple of afternoons at the hotel pool. Being the first time for both of them at a nudist resort, the ripe, youthful girl’s supple skin was tanning over her usual...

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Chocolate Laughter

We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter, fiercely intelligent, and going to be successful. If I had vacancies in my company, I would have head hunted her. Instead, here we were on another course (long booked ahead), planning to meet at the hotel. She was about five-foot-eight, to my six-feet. She was half Scottish, half...

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Loving Laughter

Turning the corner into my large bedroom I could barely contain the laugh attempting to force it's way through my throat. The reason for the massive chuckle building in the confines of my gut was my girlfriend standing just a few short feet in front of me. Her body was barely covered in a pair of my boxers and one of her white tank tops. Her feet were bare as she jumped up and down slightly on the soft pads of her toes. Her brown hair was halfway brushed, and still a half rats nest on the top...

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MORE LAUGHING

t’s not that they’re bad subjects to talk about with women in and of themselves.The problem is that when guys talk about these things, there’s NO PEOPLE IN THEM. And when there is a person, that person is not interacting with anyone else.BORING!Look at the most popular shows on television today like "Desperate Housewives", “Survivor”, “The Bachelor”, and "The Apprentice".Whether you consider yourself above watching these kinds of reality shows or not, millions and millions of people DO.What...

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Having Lizvette part 2

I felt almost like a young man in love for the first time. I was filled suddenly with fantasies of Lizvette and I together. Back in my den, I thought of the things we could share, the things I could teach her. I thought of all the questions I wanted to ask her, the things I wanted to learn about her, the secrets I wanted to share with her. I felt my cheeks begin to ache from the smile she put on my face, just as my balls ached to be squeezed by her little hands. I thought of the feelings and...

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Having A Break Part 1

I woke to hear my alarm clock radio telling me the weather forecast for the next district, having just missed my district. The weather forecast should come on just after I get out of the shower, so I can then decide what I need to wear for the day. But it should not be already on when I wake up. I had slept in again, and I was running at least twenty minutes late.I quickly dived into the bathroom, getting the shower running as I made my way to the loo. I simply could not afford to be late for...

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Having Lizvette part 1

This is a re-posting of the original Lizvette story, first published here a few years ago. It is told by William Conlin, a middle-aged husband and father, who describes how he met and fell in love with his daughter's younger friend, Lizvette. As the story unfolds, we also learn from him that he and his daughter Bethie, who share a very loving relationship, seem to be keeping a secret of their own......This is a work of fiction. All rights are reserved. No copying to any other site, including...

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HAVING SOME FUN

My wife, my daughter, my son, and myself may remain together forever. After a few brief swinging episodes, my wife and I decided that the range of our tastes could be encompassed within our little family. Why, we wondered, had we even becoming involved with other couples? Perhaps we wanted experience some variety, or maybe it was the thrill of doing something out of the ordinary. Those other couples might have been different, but they never pleased us as much as when we finally got together...

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Having Fun with Dycke and Payne Ch 11

52. The Debt Comes Due. As Dycke and Payne exited the room, the four young women turned to each other, knowing what they had to do. Jessica could see the knives coming at her, from the looks in her friend’s gave her. They had wanted in on the glory, but now they had to pay with their bodies. She slowly started removing her blouse, and then her bra, while the others looked at her. She looked back at them and said, ‘I am sorry. I know you did not bargain for this. This is just sex, and we will...

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Having an Affair With My Sisters Friend Part 1

I’m Amber and 30. I’m 5’1 and have a nice brother named Lee. One Saturday I went to the Colchester zoo with my brother, my 5 year old daughter named Jessica. My friend named Karen and her 6 year old son named John also tagged along. Our two husbands both had to work. We were all looking at the bears. “John don’t knock on the glass,” Karen said. “OK mommy,” John replied. Then we started walking again. We saw a bunch of different animals. Everything from tigers to monkeys. It was a nice day out....

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Having an Affair With My Sisters Friend Part 1

I'm Amber and 30. I'm 5'1 and have a nice brother named Lee. One Saturday I went to the Colchester zoo with my brother, my 5 year old daughter named Jessica. My friend named Karen and her 6 year old son named John also tagged along. Our two husbands both had to work. We were all looking at the bears. “John don't knock on the glass,” Karen said. “OK mommy,” John replied. Then we started walking again. We saw a bunch of different animals. Everything from tigers to monkeys. It was a nice day out....

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Having Pleasure With Sister

Hi This Raj , I Am regular reader of Indian sex stories,I Love the Stories written where sister’s are pleased by their younger brother. My age is 28 good looking guy 5.9 height with good physics. It happens when my sister , Riya came to our home for Diwali holidays. She lives in banglore with her hubby. They both are IT engineers and had love marriage. Her Age is 31 and having a baby age 4 yrs. She was coming to home after almost 2 yrs. due to baby and job. we meet many times in between in...

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Having Two At Once

Having Two At Once It was a first that we had waited on a long time. Rock knew that I wanted and sometimes needed a cock in my mouth at all times during sex. So we set out to find a single guy that would fulfill that fantasy. It didn’t take long really to meet someone who had a cock. However it took a little longer to meet someone who had a very laid back, easy going, positive, personality to go with that cock. SG is what I call him for short. It stands for single guy. I think I might...

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Having Fun with Dycke and Payne Ch 06

29. The Challenges Lay Alongside Piker Temple met Dycke and Chad Snyder at the principal’s office in the morning. Piker told the principal that due to the change in Dycke’s circumstances, the school now had a security problem and there were only two ways to solve it. Dycke was now a high risk student, because he had inherited a great deal of money and it was now, or would soon be, in every newspaper, on TV and on the internet. Every person in the world, with evil intent, would know where Dycke...

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Having Friends for Lunch Strange Relationship nd

With a Sunday afternoon unexpectedly free – many thanks to Richard’s rabble of students, to a man seemingly unable to cope with the dual pressures of actually doing work and handing it in on time, leaving Richard with piles of marking to do – I decided to hit the bookshops. Sounds sad, I know, but I find little to compare with the simple pleasure afforded by wrapping myself in a good book! Internet sites are all terribly convenient, but for me book shopping should be a tactile, sensual...

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Having Friends for Lunch Strange Relationship nd

With a Sunday afternoon unexpectedly free – many thanks to Richard’s rabble of students, to a man seemingly unable to cope with the dual pressures of actually doing work and handing it in on time, leaving Richard with piles of marking to do – I decided to hit the bookshops. Sounds sad, I know, but I find little to compare with the simple pleasure afforded by wrapping myself in a good book! Internet sites are all terribly convenient, but for me book shopping should be a tactile, sensual...

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Having Sex With Big Lou My Dads Best Friend

I had turned 18. I was in my last semester of high school. I was a young white teen in a middle-class suburban home. My parents had some friends who had three small c***dren. My parents and these friends would all go out dancing and socialize together. Unfortunately this other couple, Lou and Mary, needed a baby sitter to watch their k**s or they couldn’t go out – my mother volunteered me.I felt that I was too old to be babysitting. I had a regular job after school every weekday and on...

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Having Threesome In Car With Two Ladies

Hi to all ISS readers this is varun back with another experience and I thank you all your response for my last story. For those who don’t know me I am varun 23 years old guy from Chennai with average body 6 feet height with a 6 inch tool. Any ladies from can contact me through This is my experience of me having threesome with two women in a car. Now coming to the story me and my boss aarthi are already fuck mates and I have already fucked my boss’s friend mohini (Name changed) when she was...

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Having an Affair With My Sisters Friend Part 2

The next day was Sunday and I got up a little early to make sure Karen was doing OK. I thought I'd just give her a call at about 8:00 or so. I dialled her number on my cell phone and got no answer. It was still a little early, so maybe she just didn't hear it. So I hung up and put the phone down. Then Jack scared me with a kiss on the cheek. Then he was laughing a little. “Shit you scared me. That's not nice Jack. You shouldn't laugh at your wife when you scare her,” I said. “I'm sorry sweetie,...

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HAVING FUN WITH MOM

I got pregnant by my high school boyfriend when I was 15. And after finishing high school, I had to work full time to support my son, because I come from a low income family and my parents were unable to help under their already unstable financials. Being a single mother is not easy especially when I’m not a college grad and working for years as a cocktail waitress in a bar in a hotel restaurant to support me and my son.My mom’s friend got me a job as a waitress in the hotel restaurant where I...

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Having an Affair With My Sisters Friend Part 3

They both looked very serious at that point. “Well Karen what more needs to be said?” I asked. “Well do you hate us?” Karen asked. “I’d hate you less if you put a stop to it,” I replied. Then they both were speechless. It looked like I was not budging and showed no intentions of budging either. “Well, come on Amber, are you really so sure that never in a million years this could ever be justified? It doesn’t matter if he cheated with one person or 50? Can’t I be a little happy too?” Karen...

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