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t’s not that they’re bad subjects to talk about with women in and of themselves.

The problem is that when guys talk about these things, there’s NO PEOPLE IN THEM. And when there is a person, that person is not interacting with anyone else.

BORING!

Look at the most popular shows on television today like "Desperate Housewives", “Survivor”, “The Bachelor”, and "The Apprentice".

Whether you consider yourself above watching these kinds of reality shows or not, millions and millions of people DO.

What makes these shows so wildly popular?

All of these shows are NOTHING BUT scenes PACKED with complex person-to-person interactions.

Every scene from the “The Bachelor” is either girl fighting girl, girl falling in love with guy, guy falling in love with girl, girl forming friendship with girl, and so on FOREVER!.

From these human interactions we LEARN about human nature. We LEARN how to better select mates ourselves. It’s a story that we know has an outcome. That’s why it’s so interesting and entertaining.

And that’s why your “How I picked out what car I decided to buy,” story is crap.

That’s why your “How I studied really hard and got a good job,” story blows.

In the first case, it would be much better how your Mom was really against your decision to buy that car and how you got into a big fight with her, and through that conflict you learned something about your relationship with your Mom that you’d never realized before – and how you were able to get past your differences with her.

Stories can be about simple, casual interactions you’ve experienced with people. If the situation was unusual, so much the better. Like the time you...

…brought your girlfriend to a swinger’s club and how she reacted to it.

…or how you and your friends would egg houses on Halloween and almost got caught.

…or how you were at a concert and met the band.

…or why your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend of five years.

Notice how all of these stories are about relationships and how the relationship CHANGED from the beginning of the story as compared to the end.

Now you know WHY to tell stories and now you know WHAT they should be about.

But the even bigger question is HOW to tell them.

Now, if you’re not a seasoned, practiced storyteller, storytelling that is entertaining can be a HARD skill to pick up. Storytelling takes a lot of PRACTICE.

In fact, it can be about as difficult as learning how to surf.

If you’re not careful, a strong wave can pick the surfboard up and slam you in the face with it.

However, I’ll share with you my one technique that makes storytelling EASY.

This technique takes all of the guesswork out of storytelling

This technique takes all of the pressure off of you.

This technique makes your storytelling FOOL-PROOF.

And that is, write out your story AHEAD OF TIME and MEMORIZE it. Practice it out loud four or five times at home and then use it out in the field with women. Tell the SAME story again, and again, and again.

The fact is, your story won’t be really smooth until you’ve used it with a girl or group of girls at least three times. It takes at least that many times to gauge how women will react to your story and what you can do to improve it.

In other words, do NOT try to make up cool stories on the fly in the middle of an interaction. Most likely, it will be lame and you’ll fall flat on your face.

It’s a myth that "naturals" make up and tell great stories on the fly.

The reality is, that "natural" has told that very same story a THOUSAND times to a THOUSAND different people. That’s why the story is so good. He has practiced it over and over again. It’s a routine.

It just sounds like he’s saying it for the very first time to YOU.

But in reality it’s been thoroughly rehearsed to DEATH.

The natural storyteller doesn’t think of it as rehearsal, but that’s what he’s doing – rehearsing, rehearsing, rehearsing – the SAME stories over and over again.

So write one or two entertaining, emotional journey, laugh-evoking stories that involve people interacting. Rehearse them to yourself until you’ve got them memorized and then use them again and again, over and over, to fill “the void”.

You’ll instantly separate yourself from the 99% of guys who only know how to talk about guy things or ask boring, cliché questions.

Now, are you interested in learning more about keeping up your end of the conversation – and being funny and entertaining while doing so?

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He was tall, good-looking, and in his early fifties — the kind of man who had attracted women all his life and certainly had the attention of the woman he was seated with. She was what might be called a looker — forty-one, tall for a woman with jet-black hair (thanks to her hairdresser), and with a pair of striking blue eyes. The eyes would get you every time. They certainly got me twenty years ago. As the saying goes, that was no lady; she was my wife. As I watched, he leaned over and...

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How to Make Women Laugh

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A Girly Laugh

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Carrying the FlagChapter 2 The Devil Laughs

Late was not an option with Devers. I hustled to her new office. I'd canceled my afternoon diving practice, so when she was done dragging me over the coals I'd join Terrell for some music appreciation. That was something to look forward to. Assuming, that is, that my head wasn't mounted on Devers's office wall. I'd had sessions with her before -- for things like using one of the short stair railings as an angled balance beam or doing cartwheels down an almost empty hall. Hey! That was...

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Trying to make my sister laugh

I had just come home from school in a bad mood because my teachers where bugging me about my grades and said that if they didnt start to improve i would be kicked out. when i got home just my older sister nikki was home my dad was working late that night. my sister is smoking hot she has massive tits and a nice round ass and is a fair bit shorter than me, she was a little bigger but that didnt bother me. i walked into my room throwing my bag on the floor when my sister walks in my room whats...

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Having A Laugh

It started out with the two of us having a laugh. I showed Reece some photos on my phone of our mates doing stupid shit with their cocks out and he said we should go one better and pretend like we were doing gay stuff. So that’s how it started and it seemed really funny at the time. Grabbing each other’s wangers in the first few shots and then making it look like we were sucking each other off. After we’d creased up laughing at all those, he said I should stand behind him and act like I was...

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More Lingerie for More Lodgers

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More

“More,” she said with a smile. Her husband continued pouring cream into her coffee. “More,” she said again, not even noticing the strange look that he shot her. “Say when,” he said. “Please,” she replied instead. “More...” “More,” she grunted. “Please. Please ... I need more.” Her husband tilted his head to the side. “You mean ... harder?” “Yesss,” she moaned. “Harder. Faster. More.” “Okay,” he replied, and resumed thrusting, as hard as he could. The next morning, Gia was all...

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More Than Human

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More then we bargained for

More than we bargained for – Part 1My friend, Lori, and I just returned from a week at Key West. It was to be a week of just chilling out, relaxing, and enjoying our favorite beverages, mostly margaritas. Hopefully, we would get laid a couple of times to keep us from getting too horny, but we were also accustomed to taking care of each other when we wanted. So we arrived on Saturday afternoon, unpacked the few things we had taken along, and got out our new bikinis. We had decided to get ones...

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