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by Michael Richard on Friday, November 6, 2009
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Once upon a time, (I think it was about 3 weeks ago, last Sunday), in a kingdom far away, (it might have been just down the river, to the covered bridge, through the spooky forest, and across the bottomless lake), there lived a young knight. Now this young knight is not yet very well-known. He feels to gain enough fame, he needs to finish a grand quest to rescue a beautiful princess from an evil wizard's tall remote tower.
He spends most of his free time, (when he isn't in combat training), in the local tavern listening for rumours of any beautiful princesses that are in dire need of rescuing. After a few quick weeks of waiting, a messenger finally staggers into the tavern. After the young knight buys him a few drinks, they start talking.
The drunken messenger slurrs, "I 'ave 'eard aboot a distant, and remote stone tower in which an evil princess has been locked inside by a beautiful witch, or was it a beautiful princess locked up by an evil witch. W'ever!"
After a few minutes of intense interrogation, the young knight finally gets directions to the distant, and remote stone tower.
The next afternoon, (once his hangover subsided enough for him to leave his bed), he set off to find the remote stone tower. After getting completely lost by trying to follow the directions given to him by the drunken messenger, he decides to ask around, and try to find this tower the old fashioned way.
After cashing in a few of his "I-owe-you-ones" that he built up over his time in Knight School, he finally finds the abandoned village from which the story seemed to have originated all those many years ago. Seeing the empty, and crumbling tavern almost brings the young knight to tears, but he manages to catch himself from breaking down in time, and continues on his way through town towards the remote tower.
Wiping a tear from his check, he sees a badly faded, hand written sign, "BEWARE! The tower of th...l Princess is just ahead ...rn back now! Signed, Th... Witch".
He now knows that he is on the right trail. He starts to run up the hill toward the tower, and suddenly he drops behind a small bush beside the trail.
That evil witch might have left a huge, hungry dragon, or some other hideous creature guarding the tower to keep a brave knight from just simply walking up to the tower and from rescuing the princess.
He hides behind the bush for what seems to be an eternity straining his ears for any sound of a large viscous dragon, or even the tell-tale thump of an ogre's foot steps. He hears nothing, not even the chirping of any small birds. He then finally hears some rustling, it seems to be coming from just the other side of the very bush he is trying to hide behind. Readying his sword, and with a loud battle cry, he leaps from his hiding spot and sends a small rabbit hopping into the woods in terror. With an embarrassed chuckle the young knight slowly sheaths his sword, and continues down the path toward the tower.
After a short uneventful journey, the young knight finally reaches the remote stone tower.
He slowly creeps across the small clearing toward the tower still expecting to be attacked by either a small army of ogres, or a large dragon, and is very surprised, (and relieved), to reach the weather beaten door of the stone tower completely unchallenged.
He is even more surprised to find the door broken open and lying against a broken chair against the far wall of the stone tower. He figures it is his lucky day, and starts up the stone stairs toward the top of the tower.
At the top of the stairs he finds a closed stone door, finding it unlocked, he slowly pushes the door open.
He is surprised to find two stone boxes each one being about two metres long, one metre wide, and one meter deep.
One has the symbol "_/\_" carved into it's otherwise unmarked surface, and the other has the symbol "/\/\/\" carved into it.
The young knight is confused, which of the two stone boxes should he open to free the princess?
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Here is where I paused the story, and asked my loyal fans as to which box the young knight should open... and got an overwhelming response! (Thanks, Bob!) I was hoping for a few more then that, but oh well, I best get on with the story.
* * *
The young knight decides that he will open the box that has the symbol "/\/\/\" on it. As he boldly walk across the room to attempt to open the box, he hears a strange click that seemed to have come from the other box. He freezes in mid-step, and watches in terror as the other box's cover slowly starts to slide open.
The stone box's lid finally finishes sliding open, (about 5 seconds after the young, out of balance, knight falls as gracefully as a load of bricks to the floor), and a slender, black gloved hand reaches from inside the stone box and grabs onto the edge. The young knight, more scared then he has ever been in his life, tries to run out the door but forgetting that he is sitting on the floor, he just falls flat on his back and spasms on the floor for a few seconds.
By now the occupant of the stone box has finally sat up, and seeing the young knight spasming on the floor, the witch asks, "Are you feeling okay there, young, brave, (and kinda hunky) knight?"
The knight now more embarrassed then he has ever been in his life, slowly gets a hold of himself. As he is getting to his feet, he mentally readies himself with a snappy come back to the evil witch's question. But, as soon as he turns and sees the young, and very beautiful woman, (who is wearing the traditional black, pointed hat of a witch, and a silky black robe), he is struck speechless. Evil witches have never been as beautiful as this woman before him, this must be the imprisoned princess he has come to rescue, he thinks.
With a quick gasp, the beautiful woman, suddenly turns towards the other stone box, and says, "Good, you didn't open the other box, yet."
Still speechless, the young knight just stands there with his mouth open.
The beautiful witch, seeing that the young knight is not going to offer to help her out of her stone box, makes what an uneducated person would think to be a very rude gesture with her hands, and gracefully floats up, and over the edge of her stone box. With a quick and snappy wave of her hands, she lightly lands on the floor before the young dumb-struck knight, and with a skirt raising twirl, (which kinda answers the young knight's unasked question), she quickly makes her way over to the other stone box. With a quick examination of the cover, she concludes that it is still sealed, and that the lone occupant of that stone box has not yet begun to awake from her magical c***.
With a sigh the young witch looks at a strange device that she is wearing on her left wrist, and mumbles, "Wow! Has it really been 25 years? I wonder what specials the tavern in town will have today?"
Turning toward the door, she sees the young knight still standing there speechless. She pauses, and says, "Ahh! You probably have questions about what is going on here, am I right?"
The young knight manages to shake his head in an affirmative manner.
"Seeing that you seem to have no idea as to what is going on here", the young witch says with a chuckle, "I'll try to explain."
"According to my Cyrometer, twenty-five years have passed since I sealed myself into that stone box as a warning. It is a really good thing that the movement sensors activated my wake-up cycle before you opened that other stone box. Since that other box contains the most evil dictator this land has ever know, Princess Darkstone, and she would have killed you with her bare hands just as a thank you for rescuing her."
The young witch, finally realizing that the young knight still has not moved, or said anything yet, stops her narration and asks once again, "Are you sure your all right? You are not hurt or anything, are you?"
She then quickly blurs her way across the short distance between the evil princess' stone box and the young, dumb-struck knight, and continues, "You didn't bang your head when you fell, did you?"
With that she slowly reaches out and carefully rubs the back of the young knight's head, feeling that there are no bumps, or scratches, what appears to be a very evil smile slowly creeps across her beautiful, young face. Suddenly the smile disappears, and the young witch suddenly kisses the young knight, causing, him to (non-magically of course) suddenly collapse to the floor dragging the young witch down with him.
* * *
Maybe I should end the story here, before it gets too adult...
* * *
The End?
.
Here is the complete un-faded sign that the young knight reads... "BEWARE! The tower of the evil Princess is just ahead turn back now! Signed, The Good Witch"
.
Once upon a time, (I think it was about 3 weeks ago, last Sunday), in a kingdom far away, (it might have been just down the river, to the covered bridge, through the spooky forest, and across the bottomless lake), there lived a young knight. Now this young knight is not yet very well-known. He feels to gain enough fame, he needs to finish a grand quest to rescue a beautiful princess from an evil wizard's tall remote tower.
He spends most of his free time, (when he isn't in combat training), in the local tavern listening for rumours of any beautiful princesses that are in dire need of rescuing. After a few quick weeks of waiting, a messenger finally staggers into the tavern. After the young knight buys him a few drinks, they start talking.
The drunken messenger slurrs, "I 'ave 'eard aboot a distant, and remote stone tower in which an evil princess has been locked inside by a beautiful witch, or was it a beautiful princess locked up by an evil witch. W'ever!"
After a few minutes of intense interrogation, the young knight finally gets directions to the distant, and remote stone tower.
The next afternoon, (once his hangover subsided enough for him to leave his bed), he set off to find the remote stone tower. After getting completely lost by trying to follow the directions given to him by the drunken messenger, he decides to ask around, and try to find this tower the old fashioned way.
After cashing in a few of his "I-owe-you-ones" that he built up over his time in Knight School, he finally finds the abandoned village from which the story seemed to have originated all those many years ago. Seeing the empty, and crumbling tavern almost brings the young knight to tears, but he manages to catch himself from breaking down in time, and continues on his way through town towards the remote tower.
Wiping a tear from his check, he sees a badly faded, hand written sign, "BEWARE! The tower of th...l Princess is just ahead ...rn back now! Signed, Th... Witch".
He now knows that he is on the right trail. He starts to run up the hill toward the tower, and suddenly he drops behind a small bush beside the trail.
That evil witch might have left a huge, hungry dragon, or some other hideous creature guarding the tower to keep a brave knight from just simply walking up to the tower and from rescuing the princess.
He hides behind the bush for what seems to be an eternity straining his ears for any sound of a large viscous dragon, or even the tell-tale thump of an ogre's foot steps. He hears nothing, not even the chirping of any small birds. He then finally hears some rustling, it seems to be coming from just the other side of the very bush he is trying to hide behind. Readying his sword, and with a loud battle cry, he leaps from his hiding spot and sends a small rabbit hopping into the woods in terror. With an embarrassed chuckle the young knight slowly sheaths his sword, and continues down the path toward the tower.
After a short uneventful journey, the young knight finally reaches the remote stone tower.
He slowly creeps across the small clearing toward the tower still expecting to be attacked by either a small army of ogres, or a large dragon, and is very surprised, (and relieved), to reach the weather beaten door of the stone tower completely unchallenged.
He is even more surprised to find the door broken open and lying against a broken chair against the far wall of the stone tower. He figures it is his lucky day, and starts up the stone stairs toward the top of the tower.
At the top of the stairs he finds a closed stone door, finding it unlocked, he slowly pushes the door open.
He is surprised to find two stone boxes each one being about two metres long, one metre wide, and one meter deep.
One has the symbol "_/\_" carved into it's otherwise unmarked surface, and the other has the symbol "/\/\/\" carved into it.
The young knight is confused, which of the two stone boxes should he open to free the princess?
* * *
Here is where I paused the story, and asked my loyal fans as to which box the young knight should open... and got an overwhelming response! (Thanks, Bob!) I was hoping for a few more then that, but oh well, I best get on with the story.
* * *
The young knight decides that he will open the box that has the symbol "/\/\/\" on it. As he boldly walk across the room to attempt to open the box, he hears a strange click that seemed to have come from the other box. He freezes in mid-step, and watches in terror as the other box's cover slowly starts to slide open.
The stone box's lid finally finishes sliding open, (about 5 seconds after the young, out of balance, knight falls as gracefully as a load of bricks to the floor), and a slender, black gloved hand reaches from inside the stone box and grabs onto the edge. The young knight, more scared then he has ever been in his life, tries to run out the door but forgetting that he is sitting on the floor, he just falls flat on his back and spasms on the floor for a few seconds.
By now the occupant of the stone box has finally sat up, and seeing the young knight spasming on the floor, the witch asks, "Are you feeling okay there, young, brave, (and kinda hunky) knight?"
The knight now more embarrassed then he has ever been in his life, slowly gets a hold of himself. As he is getting to his feet, he mentally readies himself with a snappy come back to the evil witch's question. But, as soon as he turns and sees the young, and very beautiful woman, (who is wearing the traditional black, pointed hat of a witch, and a silky black robe), he is struck speechless. Evil witches have never been as beautiful as this woman before him, this must be the imprisoned princess he has come to rescue, he thinks.
With a quick gasp, the beautiful woman, suddenly turns towards the other stone box, and says, "Good, you didn't open the other box, yet."
Still speechless, the young knight just stands there with his mouth open.
The beautiful witch, seeing that the young knight is not going to offer to help her out of her stone box, makes what an uneducated person would think to be a very rude gesture with her hands, and gracefully floats up, and over the edge of her stone box. With a quick and snappy wave of her hands, she lightly lands on the floor before the young dumb-struck knight, and with a skirt raising twirl, (which kinda answers the young knight's unasked question), she quickly makes her way over to the other stone box. With a quick examination of the cover, she concludes that it is still sealed, and that the lone occupant of that stone box has not yet begun to awake from her magical c***.
With a sigh the young witch looks at a strange device that she is wearing on her left wrist, and mumbles, "Wow! Has it really been 25 years? I wonder what specials the tavern in town will have today?"
Turning toward the door, she sees the young knight still standing there speechless. She pauses, and says, "Ahh! You probably have questions about what is going on here, am I right?"
The young knight manages to shake his head in an affirmative manner.
"Seeing that you seem to have no idea as to what is going on here", the young witch says with a chuckle, "I'll try to explain."
"According to my Cyrometer, twenty-five years have passed since I sealed myself into that stone box as a warning. It is a really good thing that the movement sensors activated my wake-up cycle before you opened that other stone box. Since that other box contains the most evil dictator this land has ever know, Princess Darkstone, and she would have killed you with her bare hands just as a thank you for rescuing her."
The young witch, finally realizing that the young knight still has not moved, or said anything yet, stops her narration and asks once again, "Are you sure your all right? You are not hurt or anything, are you?"
She then quickly blurs her way across the short distance between the evil princess' stone box and the young, dumb-struck knight, and continues, "You didn't bang your head when you fell, did you?"
With that she slowly reaches out and carefully rubs the back of the young knight's head, feeling that there are no bumps, or scratches, what appears to be a very evil smile slowly creeps across her beautiful, young face. Suddenly the smile disappears, and the young witch suddenly kisses the young knight, causing, him to (non-magically of course) suddenly collapse to the floor dragging the young witch down with him.
* * *
Maybe I should end the story here, before it gets too adult...
* * *
The End?
.
Here is the complete un-faded sign that the young knight reads... "BEWARE! The tower of the evil Princess is just ahead turn back now! Signed, The Good Witch"
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