Hi here is my contest entry and my Valentine to the group and it's authors. I
hope you will see this as the tribute it is meant to be and try to find all the TG
refernces made in it.
Welcome To Fictionmania Land
by Cabinessence
(Fictionmania Contest Entry)
I have always been more of a stay at home guy rather than a social
animal. I'd much rather spend quiet evenings just hanging around the dorm
than going out partying as many of the other guys who lived in my dorm did.
Oh yeah I liked going out trying to pick up girls, but I didn't prefer them to
be semi-comatose when I met them. So I guess I was developing a reputation
of not being a real fun guy and appearing to be too much of a nerd. Imagine
my surprise when my roommate John asked me if I wanted to go with some
of his friends on Sunday to the new Fictionmania Land amusement park.
The story behind Fictionmania has already become somewhat of an
Internet legend; right up there with the story about Ebay and the Pez
dispensers. Mindy Rich had started Fictionmania in the late-nineties as an
Internet site where people all around the world could share ideas and stories
on transgender topics. It seems that a certain category of these stories, Ye
Olde Body Shoppe, inspired one visitor to make this fictional idea a reality.
Working along with Mindy and with no small financial backing from her
wealthy cousin Ritchie, this unknown genius known only in the trades as the
"Raven" created www.bodyswap.com, the first online bodyswapping site in
the world.
It was at this site that people would post their pictures and life histories and
in order to find someone who would swap both bodies and lives with them.
To post their request on the site, the operators would then charge them a
modest fee and then there was another fee to perform the actual body swap.
This was split between the two parties involved. I would sometimes click on
the site and look at some of the people who posted on there and wonder why
they ever bothered. Who would ever want to be them? 60 Minutes did a
report on the site and found that most of the people using the service were
people with a lot of self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy and felt any
change would be for the better. There must have been a lot of these people
who felt that way because the huge success of the service helped Mindy to
finally achieve her dream of opening Fictionmania Land, the world's first
transgender theme park.
The first guy from our school to venture over to visit, Fred, came back
with a beautiful buxom blonde bimbo who just wanted to fuck him silly.
Now this guy is not rated too far away on the geek spectrum from any of the
gang I hang out with and we were all surprised he was able to find a girl like
that. This set my friends hormones on fire figuring they could score just as
easily as Fred did just by going there. What they didn't know at the time was
that this beautiful blonde used to be Fred's roommate Ronnie. Well she was
still Fred's roommate Ronnie, but now in a more conjugal sense of the word.
I had only found this out when I saw Ronnie's name on a computer screen by
accident while at Fictionmania land.
Now let me introduce you to the gang of friends who dragged me off this
day to FictionMania Land. I say they dragged me because I have no interest
in ending up with women who wear their brains on their chest. Well the first
guy involved is of course John, my roommate, who while being classified as
a certified geek was knowledgeable on every subject on the face of the earth
except that of the fairer sex. He could get though levels of Doom in record
time, but he couldn't get to first base with a girl to save his life.
Next was Tony, a true child of the 60's. Trouble is he was born in 1979.
He was the one of our group with a true social conscience and it bothered him
no end. This could be because he came from a poor Southern family and had
to hold down four jobs to help pay his tuition. It was a wonder that he had a
free afternoon to join us. He wasn't really white trash, more like the type of
trash that could be recycled. One thing I liked about him is that he had the
strangest taste in movies favoring the disco and black exploitation films of the
70's. Who else could still quote lines from "Shaft Goes To Africa"? But it
wasn't a quality most women were looking for in a man.
Then there was Maury a true Momma's boy. He was the cute pudgy kid
who was slowly becoming a less cute adult. He still did great with women
over 60, they would always be pinching his cheeks, but around women his
own age he was hopeless. Imagine the Pillsbury doughboy in Dockers and
you catch my drift. He also was probably the most immature member of our
group. When he was nervous, he would start sucking his on his fingers.
John thought that maybe he was going though a second childhood, I figured
that he still hadn't recovered from his first.
And finally there was Lee who was probably the best looking and
definitely the bravest out of all of us. At least he would have courage enough
to ask girls out, although he usually was turned down. But still he was the
only one of us to have actually gotten laid last year. He also owned a Harley
motorcycle and loved to drive it up and drive around campus. He figured it
would make him seem more macho, but to most women it just made him
seem more annoying.
So this was the crew that I went driving off with one sunny Sunday to
Fictionmania Land. It was located near an oasis in the Nevada desert and was
about an hour's drive from campus. While we drove, the other guys were
talking about how they heard that the girls in the park were so horny that they
erected privacy booths were you could go and have sex. The way they were
talking, I wondered if women were the only things you could ride in this
park.
We were soon there. The gate to the park was this huge archway with the
silhouette of a man's profile on one side and a woman's profile on the other
at the top. Below it was a banner that read "Welcome to Fictionmania Land,
The Magical Place Where Transgender Dreams Come True." All along the
steel fence encircling the park were these large "No Posting Anywhere
Without Permission" signs. The cost of admission was twenty-five dollars
for the day and it included admission to all rides, exhibits, and shows. The
featured show today on the main stage was "A Musical Tribute To Jack
Chaulker Starring Miss Amanda Lear, the star of the long running show
Hello Dali!". The movie at the Interactive Fictionmania Land Cinema was
"Attack Of The Bikini Bimbos In 3-Double D ". The ad stated that the
audience would be able to become involved with the action. Wow! As we
lined up to get our tickets, the man at the ticket booth looked at us and said:
"So, which one of you is going to be the designated non-transmute?"
"A designated non-transmute?" asked John.
"Yes, each group of four or more is required to have one while you are in
the park area. It is similar to the designated driver program at bars. It is
designed to make sure that all of you get home from the park safely. One of
you will have to take responsibility for the others, just in case something
happens. This will guarantee that at least one of you will still be in the right
shape to drive home when you leave the park."
"Well what could happen that would make us incapable to drive?" asked
Maury getting a little anxious.
"You could have your mind reduced to the point where you couldn't read
even street signs anymore, or you could become a child who would be much
too small to reach the steering wheel, or you could even be transformed into a
store mannequin or a love doll."
"Ah you are just trying to scare us. Just lead me to the babes." Said Lee.
"All in due time, but I still need a volunteer. You can't come in the park until
you decide."
"Look guys, you are the one's who wanted to come out here. It is not that
important to me. You have fun and I will be the designated trans mutated
whatever. So what do I have to do?" I said, figuring that I would be the
logical choice.
"You don't have to do anything. Just put on this bracelet and it will protect
you from any magical transformations that might occur while in the park. It
will also prevent you from going on some of the rides, but in exchange for
that you will be let in on some of the secrets that go on around here. Secrets
no one else will be able to see or know about. So you still should be able to
have a good time. "
I didn't know what he meant until later on in the day. I was passing by one
of those souvenir photo stands. You know the ones where they shoot funny
photos of you standing behind cardboard cutouts with just a hole for you to
poke you head through. Well there was this couple who stood behind this
picture of a wrestler standing next to a buxom blond showgirl. Just for fun,
the guy poked his head through the hole where the showgirl's face would be
and the girl placed hers on top of the wrestler's body. Then there was a big
bright flash when the photo was taken, the camera was very old-fashioned.
After the flash the couple came back out from behind the cutouts but the two
people who came out were a buxom blonde in a low cut dress and a muscular
wrestler in a muscle tee shirt with his arm around her waist. The blonde's
face looked just like the guy's had, but heavily made up. The wrestler's face
also looked just like the girl's but badly in need of a shave. As they paid for
the photos neither seemed to realize that anything was different, but I did. It
was even more interesting when next a couple of teenage boys poked their
heads behind a cutout of two buxom bikinied beach bunnies and soon became
just like them in just the flash of a camera. They were lost in a bunch of
giggles as they picked up their photos. There also was the change machine at
the park, which was like something out of an old Mad Magazine. People
would put in a dollar, but instead of getting four quarters back they would
change sex, race, age and sometime all of the above at once. And they would
then act as if no change had ever taken place and that they were always this
new person they'd become. But I am getting way ahead of things.
The guy then placed some kind of a copper bracelet on my left wrist.
There seemed to be some sort of ancient writing on it, but all I could
understand what was the inscription "Copyright 1999 Fictionmania Land,
Ownership Will Be Retained By The Park. "
"Remember to return it as you leave the park. You will not be able to leave
with it on. Have a good time boys." He said with a peculiar emphasis on the
word "boys".
It was some kind of a public awareness day at the park that day. All kinds
of community and political service organizations had little booths set up off to
the side as we entered the park. I could understand the gay and lesbian
groups being there, but the St Francis Of Assisi Parochial school? There were
a bunch of teenage and preteen girls at the booth, all dressed in their school
uniforms, trying to sign up students for the next semester. Next to them
Amnesty International was set up. We all signed a petition to help pressure
the government of Communist China to stop its practice of oppressive
bodyswapping. It might have been hopeless, but it made us all feel good that
we at least were able to do something.
I noticed that Tony had gone ahead to the Community Service Project
booth. He was engaged in serious conversation with a very sexy young black
woman who was stationed there at the booth. Maybe he had finally found
someone who liked "Shaft Goes To Africa". I decided walk up to them to
see what was going on.
"I hate to interrupt, Tony, but the rest of us are through saving the world
and are off to have some fun."
"Don't worry I'll catch up. LaToya here has been telling me about a
program they have with her organization that will help pay my tuition. All I
have to do is tutor some poor black elementary school students in the inner
city three days a week. Isn't that great."
"Sounds almost too good to be true."
"I felt like that too at first, but I have been in this program for over a year
and in another year I will graduate from college without the burden of student
loans. You see this program has a lot of wealthy backers inside the African
American community that believe education is the key to the success of the
future of black children and in turn the race. To this end they are willing to
spend money to help individuals like Tony and myself so that we can spread
our knowledge to others in the black community." Said the dark skinned
beauty behind the desk.
"You see everybody wins. This is the answer I have been looking for. And
best of all there are no forms to fill out." Said Tony.
"Tony will return to you in about two or three hours. We will give him a
short orientation to the program to see if he qualifies and to allow him time to
decide if this is what he really what he wants. You will all still have enough
time left to enjoy the park." Said LaToya flashing a smile that showed
ethereal white teeth against her dark sensuous lips.
"Look I will join you in a while. Chow man." And with that Tony followed
the young lady into a large white tent that was about 100 feet away. After he
disappeared inside, the other three guys started walking up towards me.
"Wow who ever thought that Tony would be the first one to score. I don't
usually go for black girls but with that body I'd do her." Said Lee.
"Face it, you'd do any girl who said yes." Said John.
"Tony isn't doing anyone. He is just signing up for a program that will help
him pay his tuition. The girl is the representative of that program". I said.
The other three gave up a collective groan.
"Well what do you guys want to do next?" asked Maury.
"I don't know let's just walk around and see what's here." Said Lee.
For the next half-hour we just walked around the park, scoping it out. Lee
tried to win three wishes at one of the games as we strolled down the
midway. The game was sort of like the usual "Duck Ponds" you see at most
state fairs, but instead of plastic ducks with prize numbers on their under
sides floating around in a stream of water, there were a wide assortment of
bottles. According to the barker inside one of these bottles was trapped the
lovely Scharahazade who would grant three wishes to whomever freed her. It
seemed rather silly but it was only one dollar a try, so Lee figured he'd give it
a go. There were many types of bottles to choose from. There were the
Arabian type bottles like you would see on I Dream Of Jeannie to ordinary
beer and soda bottles. Of course being the typical college student, he picked
the Heineken bottle. And of course it was empty.
"Hey, if I was a genie that's where I'd want to be." offered Lee of his
choice.
"I am sure that any genie could just blink up a whole keg if she wanted to.
" Said John.
Then we heard another barker yell out "Obtain The Body Of Your Dreams
To Enjoy Forever, Play The Transformation Wheel Of Fortune. Only One
Dollar."
We all walked over there and saw that it looked like any Wheel Of Fortune
game, but instead of numbers to play, there were names of famous men and
women. There were famous names like Mel Gibson, Brad Pitt, Shania
Twain, Maria Carey and Pamela Andersen with the Lee newly X'ed out. Our
Lee got excited when his eyes discovered the name of Christy Canyon. He
couldn't get his dollar out fast enough to place his bet down.
"Man I have wanted her body since Passages one and they must be up to
six by now. I hope I win. I can't wait to be able to play with those huge tits
whenever I want." Said Lee.
"You might get you wish if you win, but just not in the way you expect it."
I said.
Lee was curious about what I meant, but he was cut off by the spin of the
wheel. It soon stopped on the name of another porno star, Jenna Jaminson.
The person who had placed the winning bet was a guy about our age, and he
was also there with a bunch of his male buddies. He then slowly began to
change and about a minute later Jenna Jamison stood there wearing a low cut
spaghetti strap dress. She had a big smile on her new face. The guys who
were with him stared at the new girl with lust as they quickly walked off
together towards one of the privacy booth areas. I knew that those guys
would help him now her fully enjoy her prize.
"I guess you are glad you are such a loser." Said John.
"Well I did want Christy Canyon's body, but not like that. But let's see
you try to win something smart ass." Retorted Lee.
John looked down the midway and something caught his eye. There was a
sign proclaiming "Glover Enterprises and Wiz-TV present the Million Dollar
Maze".
"I am going to win that million dollar prize. No maze can be harder than
Quake level twenty. I will be rich in no time." Said John.
"Look there must be a catch. It can't be what it seems or they wouldn't be
offering a prize of a million dollars. It doesn't seem like that maze could be
that complicated." I said.
"Maybe they have trap doors where you plunge to your doom." Said Lee.
"Alright I will show you all. And if I win I will buy you each a bottle of
Heineken with real beer in it." Said John as he stormed over to the maze
entrance.
"You're on." Lee yelled after him.
I decided to follow John and see what the true story was. I was stopped at
the entrance by one of the park's security guards. He was holding a small
monitor in his hand.
"Sorry designated non trans mutes are not allowed in the maze area."
"Why not?"
"Because anyone entering the maze is instantly transformed into a dizzy
brained bimbo."
"What? I have to stop him."
"It's too late. According to what I see on my monitor here your friend has
already been transformed into a very buxom redhead and is struggling with
her new high heels. Take a look."
I looked at the small screen in his hand and saw a beautiful redhead
stumbling as she walked over to start primping at one of the mirrors hanging
on the maze wall. She was wearing a skimpy white halter-top that could
barely hold her large breasts, red hot pants, and very high heels. I knew it
was John because when the camera zoomed in, he, er she rather, was still
wearing our class ring.
"Can you change him back?"
"She will not be changed back into a male unless she completes the maze by
the time the park closes at dusk. If she completes the maze, she will gain back
her male identity and the million dollars courtesy of Wiz TV. If not, she will
stay that way."
"So what are the chances of that happening?"
"About slim to none. You see they can't go handing out million dollar
prizes all the time. They don't even want one of those bimbos to find their
way accidentally out the maze. So they have added obstacles. In the maze
there are stacks of the new Vogue and Glamour magazines, a cache of
vibrators, racks of the latest Victoria Secrets lingerie, and as you can see
plenty of primping mirrors. And if that isn't enough we have a whole table of
cute little furry stuffed animals for them to cuddle. That 's enough to keep
any bimbo's mind, whatever little there is left of it, occupied and away from
trying to find a way of getting out of the maze."
"But what happens if they don't make it out by closing time. Are they stuck
in there?"
"No, we send in a team wearing bimboizing ray retardant clothing to get
them out. Then they are given new identities. By the way what is your
name?"
"Eric Jones. Why?"
"Well part of being the designated non-transmute is that you are responsible
for your friends who do get transformed. So if she doesn't make it though
the maze you will have a new wife, Bambi Jones."
"Bambi?"
"All bimbos are named Bambi. It cuts down on the paperwork."
"What if I don't want a wife."
"All unclaimed bimbos will become employees of Glover Enterprises and
get to work on Wiz-TV and other film projects, if you catch my drift. I even
get to take some home for myself. It's one of the great benefits of the job."
"I can't do that to John, er Bambi."
"Now you are talking, Besides these bimbos are very ultra feminine where it
counts the most. They love to cook, clean, and look sexy for their men. They
also are absolutely incredible in bed. And they make great mothers for your
kids. And lets face it kid, with your looks would you ever end up with a girl
who looks like that on your own?"
"No. I guess you are right."
I looked at John-Bambi playing with her tits in the mirror. I was getting
turned on. Part of me thought that maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.
"If she doesn't make it to the end of the maze by five thirty, we will escort
her out and you can pick her up at the gate at around six, alright."
"Okay,"
"Enjoy Fictionmania Land."
I went up to the main midway area, but Lee and Maury were gone. I
guess they got impatient and went off on their own. It was about one o'clock
so I decided to get something to eat for lunch. The food court area was
located near the center of the park. On my way there I noticed that there was a
seminar starting at the Fictionmania lecture hall. It was a lecture on
relationships, how to empathize fully with your partner's wants and to be
able to understand completely their sexual needs. I did notice a few couples
going inside the hall, especially this biker guy with a tall slim beautiful blonde
wearing a halter-top and black hot pants. She was definitely the kind of girl
you can't forget.
At the food court there were only two choices as to where to eat, on one
side there was a Dairy Queen and on the other was a Burger King. All the
employees, mostly teenagers, at the Burger King were dressed as men with
long dark beards, even if they were really girls. At the Dairy Queen, they
were all dressed as shapely serving wenches with long hair and showing
ample cleavage, even if they were actually boys. A sign in the middle of the
court said "All Food Concessions Managed By She Devil Food Services. Be
Sure To Send Us Your Comments So That We Can Make Changes."
I asked one of the boys at the Dairy Queen why did they took a job there
instead of at the Burger King. I was told they were paid a lot more money if
they would take female hormones and wear tight corsets and the low cut
dresses while they worked here. He also said that it would only last for the
months that the park was open and they could change back after that, unless
they decided they wanted to stay that way. He did point out a beautiful young
blonde with rather large breasts that I could not believe was really a guy. It
seems that this guy/girl had also previously worked at the Dairy Queen over
at the Ladd's Exchange Mall where they had the same policies and dress
code. He then said some of the guys have really gotten into the role and
would want to stay as girls when the season ended. All workers were told
that if they wanted to stay girls, the president of She-Devil would see to it
personally that they could.
I decided to eat over at the Dairy Queen. They had all kind of specials
named after famous trangendered people. I went for the "Tula" meal. It was a
meatless burger with two big mounds of fries and a large Coke. Eating the
burger even without the meat was very tasty and it did not seem at all
artificial. It still was very hot and juicy. The drinks came in cups that looked
like bra cups. The kid's size was a 20(oz) A cup. With the "Tula" special I
was given a 36(oz) D cup. The big gulp was in a 44(oz) DD cup.
After I had finished eating lunch, I decided to go to look over the souvenir
area next door. On one side was a newsstand that sold books, videos, and
magazines. In the front were the new books reflecting the latest political
turmoil like "Becoming Monica: One Man's Journey To Becoming Monica
Lewinsky" and "The Conspiracy For Change: A View From Inside The
Circle" by someone called just Angela J. Then there were the recent best
sellers like "My Boyfriend, Myself: A Guide To Body Switching In
Relationships" by Carolyn Collins and "Everything I Know I Learned By
Body Swapping In Kindergarten" as well as the very popular "Chicken Soup
For The Body Swapped Soul". And while they had the complete works of
Morpheus, all 250 volumes no less !!, and more serious scholarly tomes like
"The Legend Of The Medallion Of Zulo" by Jennifer Adams, I was
disappointed that they still had the same issue of Sapphire's Tales magazine
that I bought over three months ago. I picked up a video of "Joe Bates: The
Untold Story Narrated By Leonard Nimoy" but put it back without buying it.
It cost a lot of money and I could probably find it cheaper on the Internet.
I was sure that they would have had a Spell R Us store here, but I couldn't
find it. Well even at the malls it was sometimes hard to find where a Spells R
Us store was even if you looked in the store directory. However, the
souvenir shop was located right next to the bookstore. There was also a little
kiosk on the side that sold DNA from Stephanie Labs. I was glad to see
Jennifer Anniston was still in the top ten in sales. The model Heidi Klum and
that chick from Buffy The Vampire Slayer were tied for number one this
week. I first tried DNA like many college kids do these days in my freshman
year. I became Jenny McCarthy, how original. Female orgasms were nice,
but I decided then that I'd much rather have a dick and preferably one that
was uniquely mine. Besides I never really had any other reason to shop at
Magic Depot, the main DNA retailer, anyway. But I didn't mind if others
wanted to use it and let me have sex with them. I'll tell you, my friend Ralph
was a great lay when he was Jennifer Anniston.
They also had on display a wide assortment of dilidos, buttplugs, corsets,
and very high heels all imprinted with the words "Souvenir Of Fictionmania
Land" and sporting the Fictionmania Land logo. They even sold artificial
stick-on genitalia of both sexes with real human pubic hair, no polyester
pussies at Fictionmania Land. It was here that finally I tracked down Marty
who was eyeing the assortment of love dolls that looked eerily realistic. I
could almost swear that some of them were trying to speak to me or at least
trying to suck my dick. But I decided to ignore them and speak to Maury
instead.
"Hi where did you guys go? I left John (The less I said about his
transformation the better, I figured) over at the maze and came back to find
you two had split. Where's Lee?"
"Oh I left him filling in this questionnaire on a computer where you could
design your own mail order bride. He seemed to be taking all day so I just
left. I was going to do it myself, but these sorts of things never work out.
But they did promise to send you this neat commemorative pin."
"So you want to hang around here or walk around some?"
"Let's walk around. I'd really like to go on some rides while we are here. I
loved going on rides at amusement parks when I was a kid."
"As I can see nothings changed since then. Yeah we can walk around.
Maybe we will run into Lee and Tony should be done soon too."
So we walked down towards where most of the rides in the park were
located. As we did we passed the lecture hall just as the seminar was letting
out. I looked over to see if I could spot my dream girl and I soon saw her
coming out. But now instead of being with her gruff boyfriend she was with
a girl who looked and was dressed exactly like her. Matter of fact all the
couples coming out of the hall were women and all were accompanied by
their twins. I knew that this wasn't a casting call for the "New Patti Duke
Show". It didn't take me long to figure out what had happened. Is this the
way the lecturer taught people to empathize with their lovers by becoming
them? Sure I wanted to have her body too, but not like this. What a strange
concept this was. It seems they were still all lovers, but now they were also
twins rubbing their two hot bodies together and looking to be about ready to
tear each other's clothing. I don't know if this would now be classified as
incest or not. However I always leave questions about morality to the
hypocrites. They seem to be the only ones who really care.
When we came to the kiddie ride area Maury got very excited. However
there was a sign there that said that no one over the age of ten would be
admitted into the kiddie ride park.
"Gosh I used to love going on those little boats, floating and bumping
into all the other guys, when I was a kid. Man why did I ever have to grow
up? I 'd love to be able go on those rides again. " said Maury.
"Who says you can't?" said the man at the entrance to the kiddie park.
"Well I do hope I look older than ten. I didn't suffer through puberty for
nothing." Said Maury.
"You will find that here looks can be deceiving. Why don't you go up to
Madame Cleo's Hall Of Mirrors? It's located right up that hill. She will be
able to help you with your problem." Said the man.
"Really, wow thanks." And with a bolt of energy Maury ran up the hill to
Madame Cleo's. I of course followed at a slower pace right behind.
Madame Cleo's was a huge tent with ten mirrors lined up in ascending size
located inside. Above each mirror was a number from one to ten. The
speakers in the tent kept playing "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" from Gigi
over and over again. At the entrance was an olive skinned middle aged
woman who's clothes and heavy accent revealed her to be some sort of
Hungarian gypsy.
"How does this work?" asked Maury.
"Very simple. The concept is not so far different than those found at fun
houses at other parks. However, instead of showing a distorted image of
yourself, it will reflect back an image of you as a little girl. It will show the
little girl that exists in all of us, but has been kept hidden by your own
masculine facade. The mirror with a one above it will show you as a one year
old girl, a two as a two year old, and so on and so on until ten."
"Why show a little girl and not a little boy?" I asked.
"Because I love little girls." Said Madame Cleo.
"So how is this going to help me get on the kiddie rides?" asked Maury.
"Just watch over there." Said Madame Cleo pointing to a father with his
two children about four and six standing in front of the number ten mirror.
"Okay kids, your mom didn't want you to be going on the rides without
supervision. Since she is our designated non-transmute, I guess I am the one
who will have to go with you."
He looked into the mirror and the reflection was that of a cute ten-year-old
girl with long blonde hair wearing a flowery summer dress. The man went
up to the mirror and touched it. Soon he began to shrink and his hair began
to grow longer. He changed quickly until the girl that now stood in front of
the mirror matched the reflection in the mirror.
"Wow, this is so cool. Okay kids, from now on I am no longer your dad.
For the rest of the afternoon I am your older sister Jennifer, okay? Alright,
let's go have some fun."
"Yeah." Shouted the other two younger kids as they raced down the hill
with their new older sister skipping right behind them down the hill to the
kiddie park.
"Will I have to stay a girl?" asked Maury slightly stunned.
"No, not if you don't want to. Your adult pattern will be safely stored here.
That is until the park closes tonight and we flush the system of all the stored
images. So all you have to do is return here before closing to be restored back
to your normal self. However, few do."
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because little girls are precious innocent creatures made of sugar and spice
and everything nice with the potential to blossom into a true thing of beauty.
Once someone experiences this, very few choose to become a man again."
"Well I don't know if I'd want to stay a girl. But if becoming a little girl for
the afternoon is what I need to do to have some fun on those rides, they I'll
do it. Besides I can always come back here and become me again. So what
age girl do I want to be? Someone old enough to understand what is going
on, but young enough to not have a care in the world." Said Maury.
Maury then stood in front of a few mirrors of different ages until he settled
in front of the mirror with a six posted above it. The image reflected back was
that of a very cute little girl with freckles and her dark read hair done in
pigtails. Maury put out his hand to the mirror and he started to shrink. Soon
the image in the mirror matched the person standing before it. Maury was
now a cute little six-year-old girl wearing a Little Mermaid blouse and blue
knit skirt.
"Well Maury how do you feel?" I asked.
"Oh this feels great. But I can't be called Maury anymore, call me Melody.
I like that name. So can I get on the rides now please?"
"Certainly sweetie, you are now a six year old and well within the age
limits to go on the kiddie rides. But be sure to return here before the park
closes at dusk or you will remain a six-year old girl well at least until you turn
seven. Ha ha. Oh this job is much more fun than my last one at Girlastic
Park. " Said Madame Cleo as we walked out of the shop towards the rides.
As we approached the entrance to the kiddie ride area, Melody was getting
very excited and started jumping up and down just like any other natural six
year old. She also started sucking on her fingers nervously, but Maury still
did that at twenty. This time the man at the gate just asked her, her name.
"Melody." She said sweetly.
"And what is your name?" he asked me.
"Eric Jones, why?"
He took out a magic marker and wrote the words MELODY JONES in big
block letters on a nametag and placed it on the front of Melody's blouse.
Then he motioned for her to go in the park and she didn't need any more
motivation, she made a beeline for the boat ride.
"But I am not the child's father. I'm just a friend." I protested.
"But you are the designated non-transmute and she is one of the members of
the party that you are responsible for if they are transformed."
"Yes, but she isn't going to stay a little girl. She will be changing back
before we leave."
"I would not be so sure about that. She is what about six years old?"
"Yes, she is six now."
"So I would say she has about two hours before her mind becomes totally
that of a six year old girl."
"What?"
"Didn't you notice how she has already started acting young and feminine.
She has the brain of a six-year-old now and it cannot comprehend the same
thoughts as the adult mind can. So slowly the six year old mind will
overwhelm the adult thought patterns and she will become both mentally and
physically a six year old girl. The younger the girl you become, the shorter
the time span before your thought patterns will become overwhelmed. With
someone three and under it is almost instantaneous. A ten-year-old could
take almost four hours to assimilate. So when your young friend finishes
her day of fun, she will be for all intents and purposes be a six year old girl
and your new daughter."
"My daughter?"
"Well she must have some type of identity. She can't be a man anymore.
She must be your daughter unless you want to send her to an orphanage for
adoption by some stranger."
"I couldn't abandon him, her, whatever. Okay I'll be her father."
"Okay, when she is finished playing in the park we will send her to wait at
the information desk to meet you. We will handle all the details about her
becoming your daughter. Don't worry about her either, we have monitors
stationed all over the kiddie area to make sure nothing goes wrong. She will
be safe. Enjoy the rest of your afternoon in Fictionmania Land."
This was starting to get really crazy. I came here with four solidly male
friends and now one was going to be my wife and another was going to be
my daughter. How could I even have a six your old daughter? I was only
twenty and I didn't lose my virginity until I was seventeen. My life was
slowly becoming a Morpheus story.
I slowly walked over to the adult rides and stood for awhile in front of one
that said "Turnabout Tunnel Of Love." Couples were lined up two by two
waiting for the next available car to take them on what they felt would be a
romantic journey. Near the front of the line was a guy wearing a tee shirt
from our college. He was a tall dark haired athletic type whom I had met a
few times around campus, but whose name I couldn't recall. I did know that
he was on the school football team. With him was a tall thin blonde wearing a
very short skirt. Since I had nothing else to do I figured I'd wait for them to
come out the other end and ask him what the ride was like. About ten minutes
later a pretty large breasted dark haired girl wearing our school tee shirt and a
short skirt walked out of the ride with a tall muscular blonde guy. They were
still locked in an embrace. The girl saw me looked at me and waved at me
with her free hand. I waved back, and as I did I had a strange feeling that the
girl waving was the guy I knew and while in the tunnel these two lovebirds
had somehow exchanged sexes. They didn't seem to realize what had
happened. This whole transgender thing was taking over everyone's life.
What would happen next? Who would it happen to next? I was so lost
thinking about this that I didn't notice Lee coming from the other direction
until he was right in front of me.
"Hey Eric aren't you having any fun man? Hey I just signed up for a
beautiful blonde busty Swedish mail order bride. They are going to send me
out more information and paperwork on her in the mail along with this neat
souvenir pin. I can't wait. Ingrid here I come. So where are the other guys?
Did Tony ever show his face back again or maybe something did happen
between him and that black chick?"
"Well I am not having a good time. I have not seen Tony since we left him.
John is lost in some bimbo maze. And Maury is now a six-year-old girl
riding in a miniature boat in the kiddie park."
"So Maury is a six year old girl. Well I always said there was a little kid in
him trying to get out. I always figured it would a little boy. Well I am sure he
- she is having fun on those rides. Maybe we adults should start having some
fun too. Let's find something more thrilling."
I noticed that some of the rides banned designated non-transmutes, so Lee
looked for one that would let me ride along with him. We found one called a
Transex Coaster. It promised excitement like you never felt before. To me it
looked just like any large roller coaster at any amusement park. I asked the
guy at the gate what was so special about this one.
"Well at certain designated spots everyone on the ride will change sex.
This will allow you to experience excitement and terror from the other side.
There is nothing better than suddenly feeling the rush of the wind against
your new excited sensitive nipples as your new large breasts bounce up and
down while the coaster takes a quick plunge. It is safe for designated non-
transmutes because you will return to your original sex when the ride ends all
none the worse for wear, except that your underpants may be a little damp.
Ha Ha." He answered smiling.
Well we both went on the roller coaster together. Even though I was
suffering from transgender burnout, I figured what was the point of going to
a transgender theme park and not be able to change sex at least for a little
while. The guy was right about men and women handling excitement
differently, and I certainly was excited. My soaking wet underpants attested
to that. It was also fun having gravity play tug of war with your tits as you
went up and down. But the most fun was seeing this cute petite sandy haired
girl, her long hair flying about everywhere, screaming her lungs out as she
sat next to me and then realizing that it was actually Lee.
The next ride that Lee wanted to go on was one that didn't allow designated
non-transmutes on. It was called "The Great Shift Tilt A Whirl: A Truly Soul
Wrenching Experience". It looked like one of those rides where they
strapped you into this circular centrifuge like ride as it spun round and round.
I went on one as a kid and remembered you were always afraid that you
might fall down to the ground. I also barfed as soon as I got off. I was
wondering what the difference was with this one, there had to be a
transgender spin somewhere.
There was a huge crowd waiting to get on. There were two girls about
fourteen or fifteen near the front. One was short with mid length jet-black hair
and one of the biggest pair of tits I have ever seen barely restrained by her
halter top. Her girlfriend looked almost boyish next to her being about a half
a foot taller with short auburn hair and very lanky. A guy right behind them
about sixteen was trying to make time with them, but both girls just smiled
and tried their best to ignore him. Lee got in line behind a twenty something
couple. The girl was about average looking, slightly overweight with dirty
blonde hair, but she kept whining to her boyfriend about how scared she was
to go on the ride and couldn't they just go home. He would just smile back
and then tighten his grip around her waist. When Lee got to the front of the
line the man at the entrance asked him his name and then wrote in down on a
name tag that he placed on the front of Lee's shirt. Lee acted like he had felt a
slight electric shock after the nametag was applied.
"What is this for? Afraid that the ride will make me so disoriented that I'll
come off not knowing who I am?" Asked Lee joking.
"Something like that." Answered the man.
With that Lee got on the ride and was strapped in. Soon the ride started
spinning round and round, faster and faster. As it went faster the screams
started getting louder. Then for about a moment as the ride seemed to hit its
peak there was an eerie silence. Then the ride started to slow down a bit and
the screams started up again, but this time they were even louder than before.
I went over to the man operating the ride and asked him what was going on.
"Oh the Tilt A Whirl is designed to spin so fast that at it's peak speed it rips
the soul right out of the body. The souls are left spinning in the center as
their body's spin around them. Since you can't have soulless bodies survive
for too long, we slow the ride down a bit and allow the souls to go back to
the first body it finds. If you are lucky you will return to your own body, but
most likely you won't. We also place people on the ride boy girl/ boy girl to
increase the chance of also changing sex."
"But wouldn't people be upset to suddenly be someone else."
"When body swapping first started that was a problem and most people
couldn't cope with their new identity. That where the id badge comes in. It
captures all the basic information one needs to know to feel comfortable in
your new body. Research has found that memories are stored in the brain,
not the soul, but the sense of who you really are and what makes you a
unique person is stored in the soul. That basic identity information is copied
from your brain patterns to a chip in the id badge before you go on the ride
and relayed back to the brain soon after the person has stabilized in his or her
new body. Since you now have a sense of the identity as well as the
memories of who you are now, it is must easier to accept your new body and
situation. After a while, it will be as if your personality was born into your
new body instead of your old one and you will be comfortable in and be able
to adapt quickly to your new life. It's a technique that was perfected after
many years of research at the Ye Old Body Shoppe product development
center. Oh time to let everyone off. I wonder who your friend is now."
It didn't take long for me to find out which body Lee was in now, the short
teenage girl with the huge tits that I noticed before in line came walking up to
me.
"Hi Eric, guess who? It's me Lee, well actually it's now Lorraine. Like I
should be upset at being a girl but for some reason it just feels right. And will
you just look at these tits. Good old mother nature, I won't have to watch
Christy Canyon movies anymore. I just have to come home and pull down
the shades."
With that she lifted up her halter-top and flashed me her tits. She had
nipples that looked like eggs sunny side up.
"Will you stop that."
"Hey look, if I had to be a girl I might as well become one with big tits. At
least I won't worry about having to get laid anymore. This body is equipped
for anything."
"You can say that again babe." Said a teenaged girl named Susan who
walked up from behind and put her arm around Lee, err Lorraine. I
recognized her as the taller girl who was waiting with Lorraine to get on the
ride. I could only guess who was in that cute body now.
"You aren't acting like my girlfriend Susan." Said Lorraine.
'No, there is a new Susan in town or at least in this body. I was the guy
behind you who was trying to pick you up before. I am finding that there is
one advantage to being a girl, I can cop a feel whenever I want. Well I
wanted to be your boyfriend but I guess I will have to settle for being your
girlfriend. Hey Lorraine, let's say maybe we could try some lesbian action
later." Said Susan.
"I am not that kind of girl. Being rather new to this I am not sure yet what
kind of girl I am, but I can definitely rule out that." Said Lorraine.
Then a voice yelled out for Susan and Lorraine to come join them.
"Hey look that's my folks, er her folks. I guess I better go back with
them. I can't be Lee anymore looking like this, so I guess I will have to try
to be her. Look here's my new number, keep in touch. It might be cool to
have a boyfriend in college." Said Lorraine with a wink as she scribbled
down some numbers on the back of a Fictionmania Land flyer. Then she,
followed closely by Susan walked off in the direction of a waiting couple in
their forties.
It didn't take long for the new "Lee" to find me. The whining woman who
was standing in front of Lee was who was now in his body.
"Hi Eric, I guess I have to be with you now." Said the new Lee holding
back sniffles.
"Who were you?"
"I was Sally Solomon, the guy who was with me was my fiancee. I was a
twenty-eight year old woman before and do you know how long it look for
me to find a guy to marry me, ten fuckin' years. Now no guy will marry
me."
"Maybe not but maybe a woman will. But now that you have Lee's body
waiting another ten years wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility."
"And I will have to go to college again. I was so sick of school when I
graduated. Now I have to do the whole fucking thing all over again."
She definitely wasn't taking this as well as Lee/Lorraine did. I guess her
mental state was playing havoc with the identity stabilizing effect of the
nametag. Maybe if I could get him/her to relax for a few minutes, it might
start to take effect.
"Look why don't you sit down on a bench and take it easy for a few
minutes and calm down."
Lee realized that it might help and sat down on a bench still looking
depressed. If that wasn't enough to deal with, I felt a tap on my back.
"What's happening Bro'?"
I turned around and there was a beautiful black woman who sort of
resembled a young Pam Grimmer. Her blouse was unbuttoned at the top
showing off a generous amount of dark creamy cleavage. If I wasn't so upset
I would have been turned on.
"Who are you?"
"I am Tony or well now I am Tonya."
"You became a black woman?"
"Had to Bro' to get into the program. They found that young kids react
better to a black woman than a black male and definitely better than a white
anything. So they gave me some DNA shit to change me. They at least let me
choose what black woman I wanted to look like, so of course I chose Pam
Grier. Besides I will only stay like this until I graduate and I have finished
my tutoring. That is unless I decide I like being a black woman and want to
stay that way or I get pregnant by letting some big black dude fill me with his
babycream. "
"I can't believe this."
"You saw that girl Latoya. Two years ago she was a guy just like me and
he was even more of a geek. Now she is popular, very happy, and says that
black sex is the best kind of sex you can have. Besides I won't have to be
working four jobs anymore or be slaving away almost every night to Mr.
Jones down at Burger World. Hey becoming black has set me free."
"Can this get anymore unreal?"
"What was that crack? And why is Lee over here crying? Hey Lee why are
you acting like some jive motherfucker? Hey I just realized that saying jive
motherfucker is so much more powerful when you are black. Jive
motherfucker, you are such a jive motherfucker."
"Leave me alone." Said Lee on the bench still not fully himself, what an
understatement.
If all this weren't enough, I felt nature calling.
"Look you two, it is almost five. We will be leaving soon. I have to go to
the bathroom. So just stay here and wait for me okay?" I said.
They both nodded. The restroom area was not that far away. When I got
there, I noticed that there were three different bathrooms with doors labeled
Men, Women, and Not Yet Sure. Being of strong gender identity, I went into
the Men's room. Once inside I heard one man giving another instructions on
how to use the urinal.
"You just hold it here and aim." Said the first man.
"It was a lot easier just sitting down." Said the other.
I did my business quickly and got out of there. When I was coming out, I
was knocked down by someone who either really had to pee or who wanted
to see what was now inside his pants. I stumbled trying to get back up and
found myself stumbling into the door of the building next door and ending up
on the floor. As I looked up I saw what looked to be a man with a beard
wearing some sort of a bathrobe behind a counter. For a moment I thought it
could actually be the fabled old man of Spells R Us, but the face was too
smooth and young looking and the beard looked false. He was waiting on a
boy who looked to be about fifteen with greasy dark hair and pretty bad acne.
He looked down over at me and motioned to the customer he was waiting on
that nothing was wrong.
"I will be with you in a moment. Take your time getting up. Now where
were we?"
"Look, whenever we play Spin The Bottle at parties none of the girls will
kiss me. I realize that I have bad skin, but it starting to clear. But besides I
want people to notice the inner me."
"I can sense that there is one girl in particular that you would like to kiss.
Am I right?"
"Right, her name is Jane Bradley, she is so hot. I would do anything to get
into her panties. You are a certainly a wiz, Wiz."
"It's my job. Now let me see if we have something around her to help you.
Ah here is just the thing."
The supposed old man reached behind the counter and pulled out a bottle
with a small metal antenna coming out of the top.
"What is that? It looked like an ordinary bottle with a piece of metal in it."
"Oh looks are always deceptive. This is a very special bottle. This metal
piece on top is a homing device that will guarantee that the bottle will point to
whomever you tell it to. Just say her name before you spin and it will end up
pointing to the girl you want."
"And then I will be able not only to kiss her but get into her panties."
"Jerry, you will be able to get into any pair of panties that she owns."
"Wow, how much?"
"Five dollars and a nickel deposit on the bottle, state law."
As I got up from the floor, the boy handed the money to the old man and
hurried out smiling with his new purchase.
"Now can I help you James, is it?"
"Eric, Eric Jones, you aren't the real old man are you?"
"No, the real old man rarely ventures out of the main Spells R Us store.
Here at the Fictionmania Land branch, we are just a licensed franchise of Hart
Enterprises. And I am but a student of magic at Roswell University. That is
why I couldn't get your name right. You see you don't learn mind reading
until just before you graduate. If you learned it earlier you could read your
teacher's mind for the test results and they don't allow that. But anyway I
will state that I have been approved for this position by the old man himself
and the Vice President of Hart Enterprises, Mr. Hart's son Stanley. I would
have been approved by Mr. Hart himself, if he were there. However, he was
off the week I came in for training as he was supervising the launch of his
new company ReGenesis Inc."
"But I have heard about this place. That there is some catch with everything
you sell. Like what was the trick with that bottle that you just sold that boy?"
"Nothing that he didn't already ask for. He wanted to get into her panties,
well whichever two people the bottle points to will immediately switch
bodies. Now he will, as I said, be able to get into any of her panties that he
wants to. He wanted people to notice his inner self, now they will. They will
notice that it is in another body. You see there is no trick here, just like any
smart business men I give the customer what they want. Now what do you
want."
"I just want to get out of this crazy place."
"I could tell that you looked burned out by everything that has been going
on as soon as you came in. You need an escape to a simpler place. I know
just the place. It's a very old fashioned town. Some of the residents can trace
their roots back hundreds, no thousands of years. Their hospitality is
legendary. They also have some of the finest Greek and Italian restaurants
that you can find anywhere outside of the old country. Of course it's not all
bliss, they do have a few shady characters there, but you can easily spot
them. Here let me get you the tickets."
The old man went in the back of the store and came back with three airline
tickets and stuffed them in a large brown envelope. He laid it on the counter.
"Why three tickets?"
"Well you have a wife and daughter now. You wouldn't want to leave
them at home while you go off having fun?"
"I thought you couldn't read minds. How did you know that?"
"While I was getting the tickets in back I checked you out on the
Fictionmania computer system. They list all the transformations done on your
group that you have taken responsibility for. It's almost five thirty you
should be going over to the main desk and pick them up."
"Yipes, you are right. How much do I owe you?"
"They are free, I get a kickback from their chamber of commerce for
sending them new people."
"Thank you."
I hurried back to get Lee and Tonya. Lee seemed a bit more composed and
Tonya, well she was humming the theme song to "Get Christy Love". I told
them we were leaving and that we had to stop by the main desk to pick of the
other two members of our group.
"Oh I am glad to be getting out of here. I just want to go back to the dorm
and rest." Said Lee, more like himself but still whining.
When we got to the main desk I noticed that the three kids, well two kids
and their transformed father that I had seen in Cleo's Hall Of Mirrors were
already there. All the kids had colorful pinwheels in their hands. They were
being picked up by a woman in her forties that I presumed was the children's
mother. I noticed that the older girl who was actually the father was acting
completely like a girl. She didn't even seem to remember the fact that she
supposed to be the husband/father. Instead she just bit her lip, giggled, and
twirled around on the ball of her foot.
"Excuse me, didn't that used to be your husband?" I asked.
"Well what of it?" She replied.
"Wouldn't you want to have him transformed back. There is still time."
"Why, she seems happy as a she. And besides our marriage was over
anyway. I knew that he was cheating on me. Look my husband has always
liked blonde bimbos, now he can grow up and be one."
And with that she went back to the desk, removed her designated non-
transmute bracelet, gathered up her children and left the park. After she had
left Bambi and Melody arrived.
"Hi Daddy. I had a lot of fun on the rides today." Said Melody as she ran
up and hugged me.
"Hi honey." Said Bambi as she gave me a great big kiss.
"Bambi and Melody I would like you meet some friends from school. This
is Lee and this is Tonya. So are we all ready to go home?"
They are replied yes so I went to the man at the desk to return my bracelet.
Before I could give it to him, he reached down and gave a colorful pinwheel
to Melody.
"Here's a little something for you little girl." Said the man.
Melody started to blow on it. It had a male face on one side and a female
on the other and as it twirled around they seemed to blend together. What an
appropriate souvenir I thought.
"Boy that is really nifty." Said Bambi fascinated by the bright colors.
"No ma'am. That's really Fictionmania Land. Although I have heard that
Nostromo is negotiating for the rights for Euro-Fictionmania Land. Right
now it is between him and some guy named Thomas who is the President of
TSA." Said the man at the desk.
" Well all I have to do is give you the bracelet and we can go. Is there going
to be any problem with the fact that these two were not my wife and child
when they came in here?" I asked.
"No sir, when you leave the gate reality will be tweaked to take care of the
new facts. It's just one of the many services that we offer our visitors here at
Fictionmania Land. Because of some of the lingering effects of the bracelet
you may still remember things as they were before for the next twenty-four
hours." said the man at the desk.
I dropped off the bracelet and the five of us walked out of the park. After I
was outside the gate I felt a tingling in my pants. I reached in and pulled out
the keys to a Ford mini-van. I didn't even have a car while I was on campus.
My wallet felt fatter and I pulled it out too. I looked at my driver's license and
noticed that I now lived off campus in the apartments reserved for married
students. I was also now three years older. I guess it was easier to believe
that I got Bambi pregnant when she was 17 instead of fourteen. I also
noticed that there were some baby pictures of Melody and I had vague
memories of taking them. I returned the items to my pocket and looked up,
there were Bambi and Melody standing by the car. It was a good thing
because I never would have recognized it.
"Well are we leaving or not? I want to be back at the dorm by seven."
Whined Lee.
"Well hop in." I said.
I dropped Lee and Tonya off at their dorms and went to my new
apartment. It seemed like home even though I knew I had never been there
before. I noticed that all the books I had for my classes were there although
now they were piled up on the dining room table. At least some things stayed
the same. Melody was tired, so Bambi went to tuck her in bed. I went into
our bedroom and pulled out the tickets that I had gotten from the man at Spell
R Us.
It would be good to get away I thought. It was almost time for summer
recess. It would be good to go some place more old fashioned, less stressful,
some place far away from all this transgender mumbo jumbo. As I looked at
the tickets spread out on our dresser, one thought went through my mind.
"Just where in the hell was Ovid?"
(the end)