Most Characters belong to Marvel. I introduced Lumen, Breaker, Archie, and a few
others. I hope they don't mind me messing in their alternate backyard, but
hopefully someday I can get them to publish this idea!
Again, thanks to Eddie G!
This story is dedicated to Tumbleweed.
This story takes place pre-Heroes Reborn. If I should ever get the chance to do
this in Marvel continuity, I would update it.
Tiresias
By Indiana Jones (
[email protected])
Vol I
An old man digs through the garbage as if the Holy Grail itself lies in the
rank, festering filth. He wears purple robes that in their time might have been
the most regal of garments, but now they seemed mere rags. His gray beard hung
down out of his hood and gave him a sagacious appearance.
"It has to be here, it must be here. I saw it fall here after the battle," he
says in a surprisingly deep and strong voice. He licked his lips as he followed
a trail of light that very few could see.
He continues to dig, unaware of the danger creeping up behind him. The rats in
this city are large and sometimes, they crawl on two legs.
"I found it. After all these years of searching, I finally found it!" he cries,
as he uncovers the treasure for which he was feverishly searching. He pulls the
last few remaining scraps off of the golden object and grabs it. He holds up the
golden ankh and power flows through the object like it's life's blood.
"That's great grandpa, now hand it over!" a voice says from behind. The old man
swings around, his robes flowing around in a regal manner despite their
raggedness.
He spots a boy not much older than sixteen holding a baseball bat and
methodically bouncing it into his hands. "This is Street Rat territory old man,
anything here is ours!" the boy says in a very thick Spanish accent. Behind him
are several more youths. Their diversity shocks the old man for a second. One is
an Asian boy about the same age as the one who was obviously their leader, and
he seemed to be the second in command. The other two were standing back and he
could barely make out their faces. One was a skinny black kid and the other was
a portly white kid with a green Mohawk. They were all wearing black leather and
the insignia of their crew all over them.
The old man grabbed his staff from where it lay on the wall; unsure if there
were any others he might not be able to sense.
"How dare you speak that way to me. I have been alive for centuries. I have been
court sorcerer to the likes of Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great. You
insignificant little rats are but nuisances to me!" the old man thundered.
"Yadda, Yadda, Yadda. You're just a crazy old bum. Give us the prize and walk,
or we take it and pound you into a grease stain, viejo," the youth said.
The old man raised his staff above his head in anger. "I am Tiresias, beloved
prophet of the gods and the greatest sorcerer of the ages. You shall kneel
before me!"
The youths seemed unimpressed, and the leader spoke out, "Okay, viejo, however
you want it. Get 'im, Vanh."
The Asian youth jumped towards Tiresias with what would have been a fatal jump
kick to the head, if the old man had been there. Vanh was surprised by the old
man's speed, and he turned to continue his attack, but he was taken out by a
wooden staff to his face.
"Hey, you can't do that to Vanh, man! Get him! Scrag and Billy, take him from
behind, while I get his front!" the leader said, as the other two moved towards
Tiresias.
"I got him, I got his ugly ass, Jaime!" the Mohawk wearing punk named Scrag
shouted, as he ran towards his target.
"How vile. You three cannot handle one old man by yourselves? You truly are not
worthy of the wrath of one such as myself!" Tiresias raised his staff, and
blocked the bat Jaime was about to use to cave in his head. A lightning bolt
shot out his staff and knocked down the other two who were trying to get in
behind him.
They hit the ground screaming as Tiresias landed several blows to Jaime, putting
him down on the ground panting. They screamed as their faces began to elongate
and whiskers popped out of their increasing snouts. They began to shrink and
grow fur all over their bodies, and their hands became claws. They were in agony
as long hairless tails shot out of their spines. In mere moments, large rats
scurried off into the darkness.
"Street rats you call yourselves, now street rats thou art, in form as well as
name!"
Tiresias turned and advanced upon the fallen youth who fearfully retreated
clumsily from the blind super-being who had quickly dispatched his gang and now
seemed determined to do the same to him.
"Get away from me. Are... are you some kind of mutant?" he asked, trying not to
stutter.
Tiresias raised his staff again; this time, something looked different about
him. He seemed smaller and less, menacing. Jaime tried to back away further, but
he only hit the alley wall. His beard disappeared into the darkness of his
cloaks hood and he seemed to shrink in mass but not height.
"Curse you and your brethren. You have cost me too much energy!" the figure said
in a whisper. Jaime was wondering what was going on. Was this the same man who
decimated his gang not two minutes ago? Something was not right, he thought to
himself.
Tiresias brought his staff down and touched it to the boy's forehead, and red
energy leapt from the staff and electrified Jaime. He felt weird all over, and
then a spark of blue energy leapt out him into the staff.
Jaime felt a strange tingling all over his body. His arms were becoming soft and
delicate. He could see the hairs on his arms retracting back into his pores. He
felt his chest begin to grow outward. He couldn't believe it; he was growing
breasts right before his own astonished eyes. He could feel his manhood slipping
away. His hair grew long, soft and shiny as it fell to the middle of his back
and stopped.
She looked down at herself, and was surprised to see a good looking female body.
She screamed into the night and it echoed for what seemed forever. But Tiresias
was far from through. He now looked the same as he did before, with a long,
noble gray beard and towering presence.
"I cannot have you running around as you are and expose my secret. You must now
begin anew!" he said, as his staff began to glow.
Suddenly, a flash of light came from nowhere and knocked the staff from
Tiresias' hands. It landed away from him in the alley. "Don't move, dirtbag!
Miss, are you okay?" the man's voice asked.
Jaime looked up and in disbelief, saw a man standing there. He was six feet
tall, and wearing a tight fitting black jumpsuit that showed off his musculature
and assets. He wore a mask over the lower part of his face, and looked like
something from a ninja movie. Right in the center of his chest was a stylized
sun.
He leapt down and kicked Tiresias square in the jaw, "Okay, grandpa, let's
rock!"
Tiresias' hood flew off, revealing a white haired gentleman who looked only like
he was in his thirties. "Well, you're not as old as I thought!" the man said in
unaccented English. "The name is Lumen..." he said, then trailed off as he
looked into the eyes of the man known as Tiresias. "Oh man, I don't usually beat
up on blind guys," he said, staring into the blank milky white orbs.
"Yes, I am blind, but do not underestimate me. Zeus gave me adequate
compensation for his wife's taking of my sight," and with that, he flew at the
man who called himself Lumen.
Lumen easily rolled the man over and tossed him into the alley wall. Tiresias
was angered and he grabbed for Lumen. Lumen began to jump in the other
direction, but Tiresias was very agile, and managed to grab him. He threw him
against the wall with a resounding thud. Lumen was immediately up, but Tiresias
had used the opportunity to retrieve his staff. He held it defensively and
several bolts flew from the stylized carving of two snakes intertwined. They
flew towards Lumen, who concentrated and a shield of light appeared around him.
The bolts hit the shield and flew off in all directions.
The shield faded and he concentrated again. Several bright sparks of light flew
off, and obliterated a garbage can that had seconds ago been Tiresias. Tiresias
was coming for Lumen before Lumen even knew he had missed. Again, Lumen tried to
roll out of the way, but the agile Tiresias grabbed him and this time did not
let go.
"I have been fighting since the dawn of time. Yet you mortals continue to battle
me, knowing you are outclassed!" Tiresias grumbled in Lumen's ear.
"We MORTALS seem to do just fine!" Lumen said, launching a bright light into
Tiresias' face. Tiresias was screaming, his face felt as if it were on fire. He
let go of Lumen, who leapt out of the way. He didn't get very far when he was
caught in the midsection.
'How does he keep doing that? It's like he knows where I'm going to be before I
get there!' Lumen thought as he gasped for breath. He then realized that it did
not hurt as much as he thought it should. He looked back at Tiresias. He looked
in shock as he realized he was staring at an attractive white haired woman.
"What the..."
"You have cost me too much energy. The pittance I stole from this unworthy
morsel was nothing!" she shouted.
"Whatever you say, pal! The longer we go, the stronger I get!" he shouted, and
then leapt to attack. "That's why I study dance and the martial arts. The more I
move, the more charged I get. Then I can do things like this!" He jumped up and
shouted something that sounded oriental, and then several bolts of bright light
leapt from his outstretched hands. They leapt towards Tiresias, and surrounded
her turning into a cage of light.
Tiresias waved her staff and shouted, "ENOUGH! I shall tolerate this no longer!"
The light cage shattered, and a bolt of energy slammed into Lumen and sent him
crashing into a wall.
A bolt of red light leapt from Tiresias' staff and headed towards Lumen, then he
slipped into a deep dark nothingness
*****
Lumen was groggy as he tried to fight the wave of vertigo that swept over him.
The last thing he remembered was fighting an old man who literally beat him
within an inch of his life. He groaned as he tried to lift himself out of the
heap of refuse he had landed in. Being a well-honed dancer and Martial Artist,
he noticed something strange immediately. He couldn't stand up, so he stayed in
a sitting position with his legs stretched out in front of him. His center of
balance was off. His body felt distorted. Bloated in some places, thin and
stringy in others. He was not used to his new body, and needed to get oriented.
He looked down at his hands to discover they were smaller and more delicate. He
continued to examine his new 'environment' to discover mounds of flesh on his
chest. He couldn't believe what was happening. He brought his hands up to his
head and felt his golden hair. It was still medium length but it was softer and
finer.
Finally he just became slightly catatonic. Lumen reached her hands up to her
chest and began to try to touch them to see if they were actually real.
"You know, nice girls don't usually do that kind of thing in public!" a voice
said flippantly from the alley.
Lumen was startled, and dropped her hands to the ground guiltily and sat on
them, then looked back into the alley. There, a man in a costume was standing in
front of a frightened girl.
Lumen let out an exasperated sigh, and said, "Peter, thank God it's you!" Lumen
was surprised by her new voice, and lifted a hand to her throat.
Spider-Man became slightly alarmed at this woman sitting before him. He had to
be concerned where his secret identity was in jeopardy. "Uh, do I know you,
miss..." he said, leaving her an obvious chance to state her name.
Lumen slowly drew herself up to a standing position, and wobbled a bit as her
new assets drew her in different directions. She quickly gained her balance, and
pulled the mask from her nose and mouth and let them come to a rest just below
her chin. Unsure about the new voice, she said, "It's me, Petey, Lumen!"
If Spidey had not had his mask, he would have been a deathly white. "How... I
mean, you must have mistaken me for someone else," Spidey said nervously.
"You're wearing Lumen's costume, but you are... you know... a woman!" Spidey
said. He saw the black body suit and the stylized logo, and knew that was the
costume that his friend Lumen wore. But he couldn't help but ogle and think that
Lumen never wore the costume that well.
Lumen noticed the ogle and felt subconscious, and tried girlishly and in vein to
cover herself up. She was blushing a bright crimson. "It's me, Petey, some guy I
had an encounter with in this alley transformed a gang of guys into rats, and
did this to me and that girl!" she said, her full lips making a pouting
expression that just made her look incredible.
Spidey looked closely and could see the resemblance, and knew this could be
Lumen's sister, if not Lumen himself somehow transformed. Spidey had seen
stranger things happen to himself.
"Okay then, if you are Lumen, then what is your real name?" Spidey asked
suspiciously.
Lumen stared at him, then blinked and said, "You know my name Petey, and who
else would know yours?"
She had a point there, but some of his enemies had discovered his identity
before. "Just humor me, for all I know, you mugged Lumen and took his tights and
wallet. Although I must say, you wear them way better than he did!"
"What would M.J. say about that, you pervert," Lumen said, putting her fists on
her hips and scowling in Spidey's direction. Under his mask, Spidey blushed deep
red. "Okay, my name is Kirk Light," she said while crossing her arms, actually
attempting to cross her arms, over her chest.
"And what is the name of the class we took together at ESU that I will kill to
protect?" Spidey said with some amusement.
"Dance for beginners," Lumen rattled off disinterestedly, as if he had said it a
million times, "I was the student instructor, and said you looked out of place
in tights. I didn't know it at the time, but you were taking the classes to
learn balance to increase your effectiveness as Spider-Man."
Spidey was shocked; this was Lumen, no one else knew he took that class and knew
he was Spider-Man. "Well, if you aren't Lumen, I will have to kill you now!" he
said.
Lumen threw a scowl at him, which now looked pretty on the former man. "Always
the joker. Can't you ever be serious about anything?"
Spider-Man knew now more than ever that this was Lumen. "It's my stock in trade.
Say, shouldn't you change your name to Lu-wo-men now?" Spidey asked, as he
walked over to Lumen. Sirens were blaring and slowly approaching. Spidey knew
they had to move this somewhere more private. He put his arm around Lumen, shot
a web into the dark sky, and drew them up.
As they ascended, Spidey blurted, "Don't get any ideas, either, I'm a happily
married man!"
Lumen promised herself that she would give him a "light sting" when they reached
solid ground. A light sting right in the place a proper woman shouldn't even
think about. Lumen paid no attention to the fact that she now naturally thought
of herself as a she.
A police car soon pulled up to the alley. His spotlight searched the alley. It
became a surreal blend of light and color as the red and blue lights danced
their way around and around. The officer saw the unconscious man and the
frightened girl. Then he saw Spidey's legs disappear over the top of the
buildings. Putting two and six together, the officer still didn't know half of
the story. He thought the punk on the ground tried to rape the girl. She
probably screamed, a costumed clown showed up and kicked the kid's butt, and
left the terrified girl to tell the story. "Great, another mess these 'heroes'
leave for us to clean up!" the officer said in a thick Brooklyn accent, and
slammed his door.
Meanwhile, Across Town
A man silently watches his prey. He waits patiently in the quiet darkness. He
knows he will be rewarded. He wears the mark of death, the only true justice, in
his eyes. He focuses his starlight goggles and sees the opportunity he has been
waiting for.
The two objects of his attention look nervously around, but never up. They never
expect their fate to swoop down on them in a hail of fire and brimstone, the man
thinks to himself. The younger of the two, a small ratty blonde man wearing
tattered clothes, pulls out a duffel bag filled with the illicit materials that
the lurker in the shadows was waiting for. The other man, obviously an elderly
gentlemen wearing a trench coat and a nice three-piece suit, holds out the
briefcase he is holding.
The man focuses on the briefcase and sees it filled with money. "Yes!" the man
says quietly. "It's showtime!" he says, and rips off his goggles.
He walks to the edge of the roof and hooks his clip on his rappelling rig. He
locks the clip into place on his HK P-89 machine pistol, and picks up some jars
filled with grenades.
He jumps into the night, letting gravity pull him into his target's midst. He
clicks the safety off his heater and lobs the jars to the ground. As soon as
they hit the ground they explode, knocking the two men to the ground. Then a
thick smoke envelops the two completely confused gentlemen.
The man hits the ground running, and kicks the old man in the face. He then
approaches the little man who is coughing uncontrollably. "Weasel?" he starts,
his gas mask disguising his voice.
The little man pulls out a gun and points it in his attacker's direction. The
man just flicks a switch on the gun to burst, then turns the man's hand into
hamburger. The gun goes flying and the little man screams in agony. "Weasel,
tell your employers that the Gambinis will no longer tolerate your intrusions
into their territory. Capiche?" the man says in a huff.
"What? I'm just a small time operator? Leave me the hell alone!" he said, then
he managed to focus on his attacker, and he immediately recognized the skull.
"The Punisher?!?" the man said confused.
Damn, Frank Castle thought to himself. He wanted to start a small spark he would
later fan into a fire. He was now going to have to change his plans. He clicked
the switch to full auto and was about to unload into Weasel, when a giant man in
regal purple robes, floated down out of the sky and landed between the Punisher
and his intended victim.
"What the hell?" Frank said, quickly changing his intended target. He pulled the
trigger and lead flew in the man's direction. They stopped in midair and turned
into butterflies that quickly flittered off.
The man landed and quickly took stock of the situation. "Now, what do we have
here?" he asked the two gentlemen. Neither answered, but the Punisher drew his
K-bar and went for the man. He waved his hand in the air, and Frank instantly
froze. "I see thou art a persistent man. Good, I like that in a lackey. I would
like to see what thou were battling so feverishly over!" Tiresias said, then
picked up the bag and opened it. It was filled with vials of a designer crank
called Benders.
"Interesting, what is this substance that has people fighting for it?" Tiresias
asked, then pointed towards Weasel. There was a flash of light, and Weasel was
limp on the ground drooling and babbling mindlessly. "Ahhh, so these men create
these substances called drugs and sell them to amass great power and wealth. And
the people of this world cannot resist taking them? And they ingest these
substances for no other reason than to raise their appearance in the eyes of
others? By Zeus, this is madness! Mr. Weasel, thou art the lowest form of life
on this planet, but your lethal Benders have potential. I detest thy memories,
thou can have them back," Tiresias said, and in a flash of light, Weasel was no
longer drooling. He quickly cowers and retreats, only to come to a stop against
a wall. But he kept trying to back away into the wall.
"You, Punisher. Thou intrigue me. You have no powers like the others I have seen
that wear these costumes, yet put thyself in harms way. Unlike most of the
others, thou also doth work for the motive of vengeance. You could be useful!"
Tiresias stated regally, as if in judgment. "I enjoy the rush of energy I
receive from the empowered beings that infest this world. I may not get much
from you, but with you and others under my thrall, I shall not have to expend
much energy to siphon theirs."
With that, Tiresias raises his staff and a bolt of red energy leaps out and
strikes Castle. Then a blue bolt shoots out of the Punisher and into the staff.
He feels his body change and his costume changes to fit around him as well. In
mere seconds a beautiful woman with long black hair stands where seconds ago had
been the man known as Frank Castle.
"Now, my servant, I have let you retain your strength and knowledge. For without
them, you are useless. But thy will is mine!" Tiresias said, and then waved his
arm. The Punisher flew to life in mid lunge but was confused, and so landed
quickly then stopped; he looked down to see his new body, and he felt his way
up, utterly confused and amazed.
"Come, my pet, show me thine loyalty," he said, then motioned for Castle to come
to him.
She walked towards him in a confused slink. She reached around Tiresias, who
drew her close and kissed her. It was a deep, long, passionate kiss. Then a loud
CLANG, and Tiresias felt a sharp pain in his back.
He broke away from Castle and knocked the K-bar form her hands. "Yon witch! Ye
did not count on mine armor did thou? You shall pay!" the man said.
"Reverse what you've done to me! You bastard!" she said, and leapt towards the
man. She drew her sidearm, a Taurus Arms Baretta 9 mm, and began plugging away.
Tiresias began to hover off the ground and took the bag of Benders with him. "I
decree that your 'punishment' be that you remain in that form to the day you
die! You have made a grave error, PUNISHER. Never cross my path again, or your
fate shall be dire," Tiresias warned, pointing a finger at Castle. Then he
quickly disappeared.
"Like hell he's getting away with this!" Castle said, then headed for his
equipment.
On a rooftop across town.
"Uh, could you please stop that?" Spider-Man said, as Lumen's hands roamed
disbelievingly over his body.
"Huh, oh, sorry. It's just... I, well... this feels so weird!" Lumen says,
whipping her now longer golden hair around and almost gagging on it. "How do
women put up with this?"
"Uhh, I still don't know if you are who you say you are. Tell me how we met?"
Spidey said suspiciously.
Lumen held his breath and then exhaled loudly. She knew that Pete didn't believe
her. She started in on her tale.
They were both students at ESU when they met. Kirk was a Pre-Med student
interested in sports medicine. He had a scholarship to ESU in the dance program.
He was one of the best in the program, naturally. No one worked harder at it but
it was unnecessary for him. He was also interested in the martial arts as an
extension to his dance, and because of his particular special abilities.
He was taking some advanced chemistry courses with a young student named Peter
Parker. One night, the two left class about the same time and were headed in a
similar direction. A man jumped out and tried to rob Pete at gunpoint. Pete was
worried that he would have to reveal his secret to save his own life but he
didn't need to. Pete kicked the gun out of the man's hand and delivered a blow
that seemed to incapacitate the man. Kirk had called out to Pete asking if he
needed any help. While Pete was distracted, the man had recovered his gun and
was about to shoot Pete when Kirk fried the attackers hand with a bolt of
bioelectric light.
Pete looked amazed, but was thankful that Kirk had saved his life. Pete offered
to buy Kirk some coffee and they could talk. Kirk accepted, and after calling
the campus police, they left for a diner. Over coffee, Kirk told Pete his story.
How when he was a teenager his powers first manifested themselves. His father
had died and mother was a born again Christian. She thought his light powers
were a sign from God, and encouraged him to use them to spread God's message and
help others. He knew he should use his powers to help people. He discovered that
the more he moved around, the more energy he built up. He was already a natural
dancer, but these powers also gave him an unnatural stamina and endurance. He
also found he had to release the energy frequently, or he would begin to glow
unnaturally.
He had become something of a small town celebrity in his hometown of Santa Fe,
New Mexico. That's when he was discovered by a dance instructor from ESU. He was
offered a full scholarship and he accepted. His mother had reminded him to help
others before he left. He got to New York and began classes and his dancing
career. He had been featured as a chorus dancer on Broadway and in interpretive
dance art at the Met. He seemed to have everything. Though he knew that he could
lose it in a heartbeat, if anyone ever found out he was a mutant.
Peter was surprised and grateful, and told Kirk he didn't have anything to worry
about. He could keep a secret. He was about to tell Kirk something when an
explosion rocked the cafe.
They rushed outside to see a man in a green costume with a flaming pumpkin for a
head rushing from a building across the street on a rocket powered glider. Peter
knew he had to change and get after the costumed criminal. He tried to excuse
himself and say that he had something he had just remembered. Kirk was already
headed for a back alley to change into his costume. Unfortunately, Pete picked
the same alley.
He had already pulled open his shirt when he came around the corner and saw Kirk
in his Lumen costume. Lumen looked up to see Pete with his Spider-Man costume
hanging out of his shirt. Both realizing they didn't have the time to trade
strange stories at this point, they continued changing into their costumes. They
gave chase to the Jack O'Lantern and recovered the experimental weapon that he
stole.
Unfortunately, Jack got away because Kirk had been taken out by a pumpkin bomb,
and Spidey had to keep him from going splat.
"And that is how I found out your secret and you found out mine!" Lumen said,
irritated. "We've been good friends ever since. I know this sounds crazy, but
this woman is me!"
"I believe you, especially since if you are an enemy, you know an awful lot
about me."
"Pete, come on! I'm serious, this guy has got some serious power, and he's up to
something. He had some kind of Ankh that allowed him to break out of my solid
light cage. Even the Hulk had a hard time breaking out of one!" Lumen said
concertedly.
"Yeah, that sounds like a major problem!" Spidey said, seemingly unconcerned.
Spidey mulled over the situation when something caught his attention. He saw a
news report about a battle between a costumed vigilante identified as the
Punisher and a man in purple robes. The newswoman was saying something and
Spidey focused on it. "At the conclusion of the battle, one man was being sent
to Bellevue for evaluation and a woman wearing the Punisher's uniform was seen
fleeing the battle. In a related incident, several men at a gym nearby were
surprised when a man in purple robes burst into the weight room and turned them
all into women. Is this some sort of prelude to a mutant attack? Or is it a
hoax! Stay tuned to channel 55 for breaking news."
*****
Spider-Man flew across the rooftops with Lumen in tow. Peter was getting worried
about his friend Kirk. In the last few minutes, as they made their way across
the town, she was becoming increasingly feminine, to the point of worrying about
her hair and costume as if it were an Armani.
Spidey lightly touched down onto the rooftop of a strange house that looked out
of place surrounded by modern buildings. Lumen joined him only seconds later.
"Hey, why didn't you ever tell me you could fly?" Spidey said, as Lumen whipped
her hair back trying to decide what to do with it. This was the first time he
had even noticed that it had become that long.
"I only recently discovered that I could. It has something to do with generating
anti-photons that react differently with gravity. Sort of like anti-gravitons! I
think... where did that come from?" she said in a high mousy voice. Spidey knew
he had to hurry. It made sense to him, but he could tell that it was genuinely
confusing Kirk.
"You came to the right place, my friend!"
Spidey jumped as a voice floated on the wind from behind him. He snapped his
neck back to see a dark figure standing behind him with his cloak blowing in the
wind, and a strange medallion glowing at his neck.
"Doc! Am I glad to see you!" he said, turning fully around to face his friend.
Lumen kind of zoned for a moment, stunned by the sudden appearance of the Master
of Mystical Arts. "How come your spider sense didn't tell you he was there?"
Lumen asked.
"Because the Doc is a friend. If he had meant us harm, I would have noticed!"
"Come inside. It is too cold out here for such a beautiful lady. I'll have Wong
make us up some tea and we can discuss matters!"
Spidey thought he could see Lumen blush through her mask. She leaned over to him
and whispered, "He is so charming? Are you good friends? Maybe you can get me in
good with him!"
Spidey was really worried now. He really hoped that Doctor Strange could help
him.
They began to 'phase' through the floor into Doctor Strange's Inner Sanctum.
Meanwhile
Tiresias sat in contemplation. Men and women wanted these drugs. They would pay
handsomely to get it. He needed the energy from males to keep himself male.
There may be a way to combine the two. The plans whirled around in his brain.
As he concentrated on them, visions filled his head. He could not see with his
physical eyes, so his inner eye made up for it. His lack of sight did not mean
he had a lack of vision. He saw many so called heroes thwarting his attempts.
But he would beat them back at every step. In the end, they would win through
their persistence and cunning. They would all be altered in the end, and would
be helpless before him when his real plan would see fruition. He needed time,
and even his powerful sense of the future could not tell him how much time it
would take to unravel the mysteries or how much time it would take the heroes to
undo his Gordian knot of intrigues.
Then a dark cloud fell upon his meditation. He could sense an evil presence
enter his thoughts. Suddenly his mind entered the astral plane. He screamed in
agony from the force of being abruptly forced into the state of a pure psychic
being.
He quickly stood as he felt a shadowy presence. He looked up to see a massive
evil shadow glaring at him with eyes of fire.
"En Sabah Nur!" Tiresias spat venomously. "I demand to know why you assaulted my
person and brought me thus!" the old man said stoically.
The shadow shrank and solidified, becoming the shape of a man, although more
noble and grand.
"Ahh, Tiresias. I thought I sensed your presence. When did you return to this
dimension?"
"En Sabah Nur, I thought you would be dead by now."
"Please, I go by the nom de guerre of Apocalypse these days. And I am eternal!"
"Stay your hand from my business, Apocalypse, or I shall deal with you harshly!"
the man said, not lowering his guard. "How did you bring me thus?"
"My secrets are my own. Let's just say that it was easier to do so while you
were 'divining' your future." Apocalypse lost his charming facade, and leveled a
finger at the old man. "I am warning you now. I have plans for this city, and
this world. You may do as you wish, but avoid the X-Men at all costs. I will
give you no further warnings. Stay clear of the children of the X."
"You seem to have forgotten the last time we clashed. As I recall, it did not
turn out favorably for you. In fact, had it not been for the intervention of
certain forces, I would have rid the earth of your malignant presence."
"You try my patience, citizen of Olympus, I..." he started.
"You will do nothing! I have no interest in your plans, and you can have what is
left of the world when I am through with it. The Celestials have forbidden us
from interfering with the development of these mortals. That, I would assume,
would include you, since the Celestials intervened in our dispute and warned you
as well."
Apocalypse seemed to take this under consideration. He stood still as the grave
as if contemplating on the subject was taking all his mental processes. "The
great ones are watching, as they always have been. Heed my warning, and stay
clear of the X," Apocalypse stated, then faded away without any ado.
Tiresias grinned and returned to his own mind to complete his mediations. He
would love to settle things once and for all with En Sabah Nur. He knew he could
best him again. The buffoon was always too confident in his celestial
technology, which had no defense against the arcane and supernatural, whose
randomness it could not take measure of.
Across Town.
"It's good to see you doc!" Spidey said.
"It's always a pleasure, Spider-Man!" Strange said in a pleasant voice. "Are you
going to introduce me to your lady friend?"
Spidey hesitated, unsure how to introduce Lumen. "This is my friend Kirk, Doc,
and something funny is going on with him."
"Well she is quite lovely... did you just say Kirk? Him?" Doc said, surprised.
He snapped his fingers, and a few seconds later; his faithful servant Wong
entered the room.
"You summoned me?" the Bald Chinese man asked.
"Yes, Wong, please fetch me the Wheel of Xian-Bao," he said, beginning to study
Lumen like a bug under glass. "Oh, and if it won't trouble you too much, tea for
our guests. This will take some time."
Wong bowed and stepped out of the room on his way to complete his tasks.
"I believe she, or he, has been ensorcelled!"
Lumen giggled and said, "I just love the way you say ens... ensor... whatever it
is you just said. You are so cute!" Spidey was embarrassed for her as well as
himself. Strange seemed to notice that Spidey's mask was now even redder.
Strange politely moved her away from him even as he snapped his fingers and a
cloak, seemingly wrapped about an invisible body, floated in through the open
door.
It unclasped itself and wrapped itself around Doctor Strange's body. As it
clasped itself back together the 'lid' of the eye of Aggamoto opened and Strange
began focusing his energies towards a spell. The eye cast a ray of dull white
light upon Lumen even as she found herself paralyzed.
"Interesting, very interesting!" Strange mumbled to himself as he noticed small
veins of blue coursing through a massive field of red energy that made up
Lumen's body.
"Well, what's the verdict doc?" Spidey said nervously.
"I will let you see for yourself!" Strange said, as he made a sign with his hand
in the air then pointed at Spider-Man.
Spidey looked down at his body as he felt it tingle slightly. He knew Strange
would not hurt him, and his spider sense was not tingling. He saw a swirling and
fluid mixture of red and blue swirling inside the outline of his body, like his
costume had gone haywire. He looked at Lumen, who was almost solid red with ever
diminishing veins of blue running through her.
"It's as if someone sucked all of the Yin out of him, err, her. She is becoming
almost totally the embodiment of femininity," the Doctor pronounced.
"Yin?" Spidey asked. "As in Yin and Yang. Day and night. The embodiment of
opposites and balance?" He eyed Lumen, noticing that she had become more...
pronounced, in the curves department. She was becoming the ultimate feminine
woman.
"Exactly, Spider-Man. As you saw, your energies are in balance. You have equal
parts masculine and feminine..."
Spidey cut him off, "I don't know about you, Doc, but I am USDA choice prime
hunk'o'man myself!"
"As I was saying, your energies are in balance, while someone or something has
drained the essential masculine energies out of Lumen. Normally, the body would
restore the balance naturally, but something continues to drain it from her."
Lumen just giggled as she looked around the room, noticing the decor of the
room. Spidey felt sorry for his friend even as he asked, "So is he, uh, she, uh,
whatever, gonna be okay?"
"No. With the energies this far out of balance, she will suffer. With her Aura,
Genes, Mental focus, etcetera, out of control, her mind and body will suffer."
She walked right up to Strange and pulled her mask down. She kissed a surprised
Doctor Strange with a passion that he fought for a moment, then released himself
to. Spidey grabbed the two and separated them. Doctor Strange became vehemently
surprised.
"This is worse than I thought!" he exclaimed, even as Wong ran urgently through
the door holding a contraption that resembled a phonograph. But where the record
should be, was a disc with the Yin-Yang symbol, and where the speaker should
have been there was a crystal pyramid.
Wong bowed and left again, even as Strange crouched into a lotus position and
began to hum. The humming then escalated into a full-blown chant that seemed to
permeate the entire room.
The pyramid on the device began to glow even as Strange began to levitate off
the floor. He was still humming even as Spidey heard, "Hold her fast, Spider-
Man. Directly in front of the device!"
Spidey held Lumen's arms even as she struggled to free herself and rush to
Doctor Strange.
"You could make a career out of that trick doc!" Spidey said, struggling to keep
hold of Lumen who was now levitating them off the floor.
The device reached a blinding brilliance even as the chanting became a deafening
crescendo. Then the room became suffused with red and blue energies. They rushed
about and entered Spidey's, Lumen's, and Doctor Strange's bodies. Then more
quickly than they began, the magicks ceased.
Lumen stopped struggling in Spidey's grip even as they, and Strange, gently set
back down on the floor. Lumen shook her head as she felt her head swimming
around her.
"What the hell happened to me?" she asked.
Spidey was stunned. Lumen had not turned back into a man, even though he could
tell, with the help of the dwindling mystical senses granted him by Strange,
that her energies were back in balance. He also felt better than he ever had in
his life.
"What happened, Doc? I thought Lumen was going to change back into a man?"
Spidey demanded.
Strange put his hand to his chin and examined Lumen once more. "Mmm-hmm. Hmmm!"
he mumbled for a good two minutes. Finally, he declared, "Well that is most
interesting!"
"What!" Spidey demanded fervently.
"I have restored the balance, but unfortunately, someone has not yet severed the
link between themselves and her. Whoever it is, he is still draining the Yin
from her body. Although more slowly this time!"
Lumen stepped in, "You mean I'm going to revert to my previous state again?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so. However, if you come back here, I can restore you again.
But until we find this person and sever his link, it will be a permanent
arrangement!"
"Well, I'm gonna tear this city apart until I find him!" Lumen declared,
smacking her fist in her hand.
"Now hold on, Lumen, we'll find him. But, Doc, is there any way to keep him from
doing to me what he did to Lumen?" Spidey asked.
"I have restored your balance completely, Spider-Man. However, that may only
offer you a small measure of protection. My suggestion is that you tell me all
about whoever did this and why."
Almost as if on cue, Wong burst through the door with a set of cups with a
greenish tea. The Doctor snapped his fingers and several chairs and a table
appeared from thin air. He urged everyone to sit, and they did so. Wong sat next
to Strange and Lumen as Spidey sat just opposite him.
"Now, where do we begin?" he asked.
In a Manhattan Safehouse.
A short, balding, overweight man sat hunched over a Bakelite board with a
soldering iron. He carefully dropped silver liquid onto the board, then examined
his work. He about had a heart attack when he heard the woman's voice.
"Micro!" she shouted. "Where are you!"
Microchip was worried. How could someone find this safehouse? He scrambled for
his PPK, dropping hot solder on his pant leg. He cursed even as he flicked the
safety and pointed it towards the door. Micro was worried; if Frank thought he
had been followed to a safehouse again, Frank would kill him.
He was nervous but steady as the huge garage door slid open, revealing a very
comely woman wearing the Punisher's uniform. At first he thought it was Lynn
Michaels (that policewoman turned vigilante, Punisher style) but she had blonde
hair. Whoever this woman was, she had raven black hair.
"Micro, there you are! We've got plans to make!" she said, rushing towards
Micro.
"Stay right where you are! Who are you?" he said, leveling his gun at her.
The Punisher laughed. The small gun looked laughable in Micro's hands, even
though she had personally seen to it that he was an expert marksman. "Don't you
recognize me? It's Frank!"
Micro's eyes went wide. He was about to threaten her when she leaped forward and
grabbed the gun from him. She swept his leg and he dropped to the ground,
hitting his head on the concrete floor. "Ow!" he said, lifting his head from the
floor only to find his own gun staring him, right in the face.
"You know I don't like having guns pointed at me, Micro!" she spat through
clenched teeth.
"F-F-F-Frank?" Micro asked in a barely audible whisper. Then his eyes went wide
again as he recognized the woman's features. She could be Frank Castle's sister,
he thought.
"Yeah! It's me. Some crazy old guy did this to me. He's got a load of Benders
and he's planning something crazy with them. We've got to start planning," Frank
said, as she helped Microchip off the floor.
"What do you have in mind?" Micro asked, rubbing the back of his head.
"Do you still have that Psi-Armor we used against that Mutant who was working
for the Taglias?" she said. Micro noted how her voice was soft and soothing now.
Very feminine. Well, at least compared to its grating pitch when she had his gun
pointed at him.
"Yeah! I believe I do!" he said almost gleefully.
"Well, we need to get it. Also, do some research on magic and see if you can
extend the capabilities of the Psi-Armor to include mystical protections. Then
make yourself a version. This guy is bad news and I want to have you at least,
at one hundred percent!"
"I'll get right on it. What are you going to do?"
"I need to do some scouting. This guy wants to takeover Bender production. So
he'll have to take himself a factory. I know one or two places he is most likely
to try for. When he does, I'll know where we can find him!"
"How do you know what he wants?" Micro asked.
"I heard a news report on the way over here. A man fitting his description hit a
gym where they distribute the Benders, and turned all the men into women. Now
get moving!"
"Okay. But it'll take me a while. I have the Psi-Armor stashed in our Jersey
warehouse!"
"Take your time. I'm not moving against him until I know I have an advantage,"
she said as she walked to the door. Micro couldn't help staring at the very
feminine moves and curves of his partner. "Then," she said as she popped her
knuckles, "It's payback time!"
*****
Spider-Man and Lumen stood on the rooftop of Strange's Sanctorum. Lightning
flashed in the night sky as they discussed their options.
"Where do we go from here?" Lumen asked. Her voice was high pitched, but now it
was normal. Lumen's southwestern accent had even returned.
"Well, you are going home to get some rest. I have to go home to my wife. This
city is huge, we couldn't even begin to search it all tonight."
"No way, I'm going to get this guy and get back to normal now!" she yelled at
the top of her lungs.
"Look," Spidey said, demonstrating his point with his finger, "we can't do
anything right now, any way. The Doc has to look up some info to help us fight
this guy, or we'll all end up like you! No offense!"
"None taken, I understand completely why you don't want this to happen!" she
said, indicating her female from.
"I'm sure this guy will pop out into the open sooner or later. If he doesn't, we
can track him tomorrow night. Now get some rest, and you know where to find me
tomorrow night!"
"You're right!" she said grudgingly. "But the thought of spending too much time,
maybe even the rest of my life this way, it makes me... I don't know, nervous.
I'll see you tomorrow!"
Spidey felt sympathy for her, even as he shuddered at the thought of that
happening to him. What would MJ think? Strange things had happened to him
before, but how would she handle that?
Lumen leapt into the sky and flew off to his apartment near the University
campus. Spidey thought he should follow and make sure she was all right, but he
had to get back to MJ, who would definitely be worried by now.
*****
Lumen soared through the sky feeling freedom, even though she still felt trapped
in this prison of flesh. Then thoughts started entering her head. Was it so bad
being a woman? The sensuousness of the body, combined with its litheness. She
became aware of those thoughts and pushed them away. Doctor Strange said there
would be side effects as the effect continued to grow.
But the thoughts returned. You could be a much better dancer. More graceful,
more accepted. Why not just give in completely to your feminine side? Another
voice shot back, what about your Martial Arts training? Who will protect the
world and the innocent? She landed on her terrace on the fifth floor of a five-
story apartment building. Fishing her key from her well-camouflaged hide all
sewn into her suit under her arm, she opened the door and went inside.
She was too exhausted to do much, so she stripped out of her costume and headed
for the bed. She passed a full-length mirror on the wall in her bedroom, and
almost laughed. The underwear she had been wearing as a he, was hanging off his
new hips. She thought it looked funny even as she reflected her situation was
not. She ran into her spare bedroom and borrowed a pair of underwear and an
oversized nightshirt his sister had left accidentally when she came to visit
last.
She put them on feeling guilty. She had never even considered wearing women's
clothes. It wasn't cross-dressing now, though. Or was it? She stood in front of
the mirror admiring herself. Even though the shirt covered her as best it could,
she still could tell she had a great figure. She lifted up the shirt and noticed
that the underwear fit perfectly now, as if they had been made just for her.
Then she realized she could almost be her sister's twin. Her head started to
swim, and all those thoughts came rushing back into her head.
She decided that she could not deal with this now. She hit the bed and was
sleeping in minutes. Dreams of a life as a dancer, a female dancer, flooded her
mind. Then dreams of being a male crime fighter and martial artist took their
turn. The two halves of Lumen fought for control all through the night.
*****
Tiresias skulked about the city streets. His thoughts were grim as his body
began to change. He could feel the changes and grumbled beneath his breath. Even
as the pitch of the grumblings became more feminine, his body seemed to shrink.
His vast muscled chest shrinking and inflating with something else.
As she walked along, it became apparent that she had exhausted his supply of
energy. But where to find it, she thought. She noticed some youths loitering
about a street corner harassing people and making catcalls at women. She
unconsciously sashayed over to them.
The leader of the group, a young man in his late teens, was dressed in a black
satin jacket with some kind of logo on it. He slicked back his coal black hair
and straightened his gold chains as he noticed the white haired beauty that was
approaching him. The other noted that he was transfixed on something, and turned
to stare at the perfect woman who was sexily walking towards them.
"Ay Chica, wasup?" he said in a heavy Spanish accent. The other boys were
whistling and admiring the view of this armor clad woman, especially now that
they could see her up close and her robes flew about her, exposing her figure.
"What does one do to get the attention of the local Powered Human Heroes around
here?" she cooed.
"Ay chica, we don't want no troubles from any superheroes. Especially that creep
Spider-Man. That dude hangs around this neighborhood a lot," he said, leering at
her.
"Well, how does one attract the attention of this, Spider-Man?" she purred.
"Anything for you, chica. Usually, all we have to do is cause some kind of a
ruckus. Beat up someone, mug 'em, steal a car. Then bam, he's there!" the kid
said, obviously trying to impress her.
She noticed the insignia on the back of the jacket. It was a stylized rat with
the words 'Street Rat' embroidered under it in gold. "That's an interesting
insignia. I saw it on someone just a few hours ago!"
"Yeah! This is Street Rat territory. We're everywhere! Why dontcha join us for a
little party, eh chica?" he said as he peered over his sunglasses at her.
"I have a better idea, why do you not join me!" she said, and her eyes began to
glow a deep red. "Or better yet, why not join your friends!"
She grabbed the punk with one hand and lifted him up by his neck. A staff
appeared in her hand out of thin air, and strange bolts leapt from the staff
into the youth, and a surge of blue energy leapt from him into Tiresias.
Tiresias did not feel anything even as they boy became a girl. Tiresias looked
down even as the girl began screaming.
"By Hera!" Tiresias screamed. "What manner of treachery is this? Why have I not
been transfigured?"
The other boys stood around gawking, too terrified to even move. Tiresias held
out his staff again, and lightning bolts flew from the staff in all directions.
He got all of the youths and even a couple of bystanders who were staring amazed
at the spectacle.
Several blue bolts of energy leapt into the air and concentrated into a large
luminescent ball of magic that slammed itself into Tiresias, who drank it in
greedily. She fell over in pain as the transformation began, only to quickly
reverse itself.
"By Zeus! I will not have this! I will not have this!" she screamed, even as the
street full of women realized what was happening.
Tiresias waved her hand and her staff disappeared. She walked up to the car, a
classic Bel-Air painted a light green color, that some of the gang members had
been sitting in next to the corner. She picked it up and hurled it across the
street. It went straight through the side of the building. She began screaming
at the top of her lungs in a rage as she punched the nearest wall, shattering it
and sending dust flying everywhere. Then she stopped as the vision of a man in a
blue and red suit flashed in her mind. She smiled as she grabbed for the web,
which was now heading for her.
"Uh-oh!" Spidey yelped, as he was pulled from his perch on a wall across the
street. He yelled at the top of his lungs as he was dragged towards the street
by gravity and Tiresias. He managed to regain his wits and he was able to turn
his momentum to his advantage. He twisted around until he was diving feet first
into the ground. He crashed with a thud into Tiresias' rather ample, armored
bosom. Tiresias flew backwards a couple of feet, coming to rest with an
undignified thud on her rear. Spider-Man leapt backwards and somersaulted in
midair, then landed a lot more dignified on his feet. Which he began hopping on
because they were tingling, as if he had kicked a brick wall.
"I will stand for no more indignities!" Tiresias proclaimed loudly as she rose
to her feet. Her staff reappeared in her hand and she aimed it at Spider-Man,
who could barely recognize his Spider-Sense warning him of danger. Red energy
leapt from her staff and leapt towards Spider-Man, who barely managed to leap
out of the way before it struck where he was standing. It was becoming easier
for him to move as his accelerated healing kicked in, but he was still reacting
too slowly. Tiresias was getting closer than she should have been.
"By the Anvil of Hephaestus! You must have the sight as well to avoid my
blasts!" she cried.
"If you mean my Spider-Sense, then yeah! I do!" Spidey said, avoiding yet
another blast. 'I've got to take this on the offensive, or she's got me cold,'
he thought. Spidey leapt into the air and unleashed a flurry of web shots at
her.
Even though she could see them coming, and her incredibly sharp reflexes allowed
her to avoid them, she eventually became overwhelmed. One shot flew past her
head as another pasted itself squarely to her face. As she tried to peel the
sticky webbing from her face, Spidey bound her tightly with a web cocoon.
"Well, I'd say I've got her all wrapped up!" he said, calmly walking towards
her. He tapped on the cocoon once, and said, "Anyone home?"
Suddenly, the cocoon began to glow an evil crimson. Spidey got a vision from his
Spider-Sense and tried to leap away, but it was too late. Bits of baked,
hardened web flew at him like shrapnel, knocking Spidey for a loop.
His head still spinning, he could not heed the tingling in his head that
signaled danger. Tiresias stood over him gloating with her staff glowing
crimson.
"I have triumphed, puny mortal, your energies are now mine!" she said,
unleashing a crimson bolt from her staff.
Spidey prepared for the bolt, hoping it wouldn't sting too much, when suddenly a
streak of blue, red and yellow snatched him from the ground just as the bolt
struck. Spidey felt a slight tingling as the energy flowed over him.
"How fare thee, Spider-Man?" the streak asked as it whisked him to safety on the
opposite side of the street.
"Thor?" Spidey asked, recognizing the voice.
"Aye, verily!" Thor said, as Spidey tried to regain his wits.
Spidey realized the trouble wouldn't be over yet. "Thor, we have to..." he said,
as he crouched, ready to leap out of harms way.
"Do not trouble thyself, my friend. I did not come alone!" he said smugly.
Spidey looked across the way to see Tiresias dodging repulser bolts.
"Aye, Iron Man should be entertaining our Olympian friend!" Thor said, watching
the gold and red Avenger slam Tiresias into the wall with a volley of repulser
rays.
"We've got to warn him!" Spidey shouted. "That woman has some wicked moves. It's
like she knows what's going to happen before it does!"
"Still thy tongue, Spider-Man! I have already given Iron Man all that he doth
require to defeat yon witch. His Iron armor should protect him from Tiresias'
eldritch energies. Though she not be truly a woman!"
"Tiresias? You mean that woman is a guy?" Spidey asked, confused.
"Tis true! Do you doubt the word of the Odin-Son?" he asked, half mocking.
"No. It's just that, well, a friend of mine was afflicted in a similar fashion
tonight!"
"Then your friend has indeed ran afoul of Tiresias tonight!" Thor said as he
watched Iron Man take a hit from a beam of mystic energy. It did not seem to
faze him as he renewed his attack without even slowing down. "The effects are
not permanent. Any male affected thusly will be returned to their natural state
by the morrow!"
"But wait, we got hit by his beam! I felt it!"
"God's of the Bright Realm, and even those upon Olympus, are not affected by
magicks of this sort. My body did act as a shield for you, my friend!"
Thor and Spidey turned their attention back to Iron Man and Tiresias as she
pulled something from her robe. She held up the Ankh, and Spidey got a flash
from his Spider-Sense as she yelled at Iron Man. He had the strangest Feeling
that he had seen that Ankh somewhere before, but he could not recall where.
"Behold! The conduit of power that I now bear!" she screamed as the Ankh began
to glow. "Your Iron may stop my magicks, knight, but this controls the very life
essence of the universe. None may stand before its might!"
The Ankh glowed with the same crimson as the staff, and a beam connected her
staff and the Ankh and Tiresias. A red beam shot into Iron Man, who screamed in
agony as he fell from the air to the hard pavement with a clang. Iron Man rose
in place to find his armor changing around him. He felt his body changing to
match what he saw his armor going through! Then a blue bolt leapt from Iron Man
back to Tiresias.
"Iron Man!" Spidey yelled.
Thor and Spidey rushed to the side of their fallen comrade. "You craven witch!"
Thor bellowed.
"Do not call me that, Asgardian. You and I both know I am neither witch nor
woman." She held out the Ankh and her staff began glowing, though she was unsure
as to what action to take.
"I know all too well, Sorcerer!" Thor said, holding Mjolnir before him, counter
to the staff and Ankh. "Or did you forget our past encounter?"
"I did not forget, Asgardian. My magicks may not work against you. But if you do
not allow me to leave peacefully, I cannot say the same of your mortal
acquaintances!"
"Craven Magician! You would not fight with the honor of an Olympian?"
"I remember our last battle, Odin-Son. I will never forget what I have lost due
to Hercules' and your interference. I will find a way to extract my vengeance
against thee. But this battle hath weakened me, and I must flee for anon!" With
that, Tiresias disappeared, leaving a giant purple ball in her wake. Thor
quickly hurtled Spider-Man and the bewildered Iron Man out of the way as the
ball exploded, knocking everyone in a two-block radius to the ground and leaving
a gaping hole in the sidewalk and the building.
Sirens blared in the distance as Thor, the now female Iron Man, and Spidey went
to work trying to keep the building from collapsing.
*****
Spidey was dead tired as he swung into his apartment window, only to come face
to face with an angry redhead.
"Peter Parker, where have you been?" she asked sternly.
"I got a little caught up in a giant mess tonight. It involved Kirk," Spidey
said seriously.
"Oh dear!" Mary Jane gasped. "Is he all right?"
"It's hard to say how SHE is," Spidey said, pulling off his mask. He noted that
his hair was too long. Time for a haircut he thought.
"She? Never mind. I thought you were going to get back early tonight. I never
get to see you anymore!"
"Sorry, MJ. It's just that things never go as planned. A few hours of patroling
the neighborhood can become a huge mess. I mean, we ran into some guy out of
Greek mythology and..."
"We? You mean you've been out there being buddy buddy with your friends while
I've been worried sick?"
"No, I ran into Thor and Iron Man, who came to help me against Tiresias, who
went on a rampage. We didn't plan it or anything. Well, Thor and Iron Man did,
but I didn't! Hey, Iron Man ended up as Iron Maiden, just like Kirk, and I
almost became Spider-Woman tonight!" Spidey said defensively, and held his hands
out in front of him.
"I don't know how you do it, Peter," she said, smiling.
"Do what?"
"Be so darn cute I can forgive anything!" she said, and reached up and kissed
him. She felt the electricity flow between them through their long passionate
embrace. Finally they broke their liplock, but not their embrace.
"I'm really sorry, MJ. I promise once I help Kirk out, we'll spend more time
together," he said, holding her more tightly.
"Don't make promises you can't keep, Peter. Besides, I knew you were Spider-Man
before I married you. I have to accept your responsibilities as well."
"You are one of my responsibilities," he said.
Her only response was an even more passionate kiss.
At a warehouse on the docks, just before sunrise.
Breaker Malone stood on scaffolding overlooking the floor of the warehouse. High
Tech equipment blinked and chirped under the attention of technicians. Malone
was as happy as a pig at trough slopping time.
His operations were making him a killing. He had his dealers dealing, the
pushers pushing, and the word on the street was that the Bender market was going
to explode soon. All he needed was time. Time for the word to spread about
Benders.
Suddenly, all Malone felt was rage, as an explosion ripped through the front
door of his factory. Malone saw his thugs get thrown around like paper dolls. He
removed his expensive custom made jacket and made ready to jump into the line of
fire.
They did not call him Breaker for nothing. Unlike most other Capos, Malone was a
mutant. He was able to make his skin and soft tissues rock hard. The more
prominent effect was that it made him invulnerable. Because it also made his
muscle tissue more dense, he was also strong enough to break even the sturdiest
of structures.
Malone was about to leap over the rail into battle when he saw what his men were
up against. He was speechless. Her beauty was stunning and the armor did nothing
to hide her beautiful curves. It gleamed golden as if it had an inner light.
He laughed and reminded himself to give his men a stern 'talking to' when this
was over. Imagine a bunch of big strong mooks taken out by so frail a frail.
Then he saw the blank expression in her colorless eyes. Blind too! He was really
gonna work them over.
Then he saw the bolts of energy leap from the staff. At first the effects of the
energy escaped him. Then it became all too clear what that energy was doing as
he saw all of his men turn into women!
He was about to rethink his strategy, not that he had one, when she yelled at
him.
"YOU!" she screamed, pointing exactly at him, which sent a chill up his spine.
"You are Homo Superior, are you not?"
"Hey, I'm Breaker Malone! Everybody knows that I am the ultimate ladies man!"
Tiresias sighed. "You dolt! I meant thou art a mutant!"
Malone was taken aback. "Well, yeah!" he said as he pounded his fist into his
palm with a sickening thud.
"Excellent. You run this facility? You produce Benders here?"
Malone got angry. "You a cop, lady?"
"I am not of the local authorities. I am your new master," she said, pointing
her staff at Malone.
"I call nobody master. Not even when Silvermane was still kickin'. Prepare to
spit teeth, lady!" Malone spat venomously, then leapt at her.
A bolt of energy leapt from Tiresias' staff and enveloped Malone. His yelling
quickly became a high pitched scream as he became a well-proportioned woman!
"What have you done to me?" she cried, her high pitched voice more a whine than
a roar of anger.
Tiresias began to transform immediately. His chest deflated as his muscles
inflated. Soon he was his regal self once again.
"Ah, it is just as I had divined. Thy energy is more than enough to return me to
my rightful state once again. I love the exhilaration, the energy the Homo
Superior gives me. I feel young again!" he boomed with a deep vigorous voice.
"Now, after I render yon servants into my own private militia, I will learn from
thee what makes these Benders powerful. Then I will alter them to my
specifications, and I will never have to worry about energy ever again!"
He laughed as Malone about broke down and tried to keep from crying. He did not
understand the urge, but under the circumstances, it was acceptable.
Tiresias was so busy he did not even notice the shadow that snuck away from the
window overlooking the work area of the warehouse.
"Gotcha!" the shadow said in a low feminine whisper.
*****
The day was hot. The world twisted about Peter in bizarre ways. He almost lost
his balance as the distortions continued. Suddenly the world righted itself, and
Peter found himself standing in an alley somewhere in New York.