THE MERMAID LURE - A SRU Tale - by Bek D Corbin, Edited by Steve Zink
It was a little embarrassing, but the first thing that he noticed about
her was the silly mermaid charm on her bracelet. Not that the rest of
her wasn't worth noticing, mind you. She was tallish, about 5' 9", and
slender in a fit way. She had too many curves to be one of those
borderline anorexics that they use for models these days. Her skin was
the color of milk chocolate, which complemented the gold of the charm
bracelet. Her hair was long and curly, and pulled back with a bow. Her
face was oval, with a leonine nose, and a wide, expressive mouth with
very full lips. Her eyes were large and almost golden over high, strong
cheekbones. Her body was full, and almost looked like a prisoner in the
'uniform' office suit. His second impression of her was that she was
magnificent. The third was that she was out of his league.
But something still drew his attention to her. She was standing at the
far end of the bookstore, idly leafing through something, when she
seemed to sense his attention. She looked up, and looked him straight
in the eye. From across the room, there was an almost electric
connection, a sense of recognition. It was as if he had just spotted a
dear old friend that he hadn't seen since grade school. But he couldn't
remember any black girls that he'd been particularly close with. Still,
that sense of deja vu would drive him crazy if he didn't follow up on
it.
Her lion-gold eyes followed him as he crossed the store, and looked
straight into his gray ones as he walked up. "Excuse me, I know that
this sounds crazy, but where did you go to grade school?"
"Sojourner Truth, in Wilmington. Why do you ask?"
"Please, believe me, I know how lame this sounds, but when our eyes
met just then I got the weirdest sense that I've met you. But for the
life of me, I can't remember where. Did we go to high school together,
or something?"
She muffled a laugh. "I don't think so. But I know what you mean- I
got the weirdest sense of deja vu. I'm Veronica Leonard, I do market
analysis. Call me Ronnie. And you?"
"My name's Ben. Ben Caulder. I do PR, over at Quentin & Collins
Publicity. In other words, I'm a spin doctor. To prove it, I'll come up
with a much better pick-up line than 'Do I Know You?'. How about, 'Does
Your Job Suck Worse Than Mine?' "
"Why don't we get a cup of coffee, and try to sort it out?"
*****
The cup of coffee stretched into dinner. They laughed easily together.
There was little of the usual, 'I'm sitting here with a perfect
stranger' tension. When the evening wound down, Ben asked plaintively,
"Is there any chance of a repeat of tonight? How do I get in touch with
you?"
Ronnie barely managed to quell a smile. "Well, I don't know. I don't
usually date white guys. Why don't we see how things shape up the next
time we run into each other?"
Ben shrugged, clearly not satisfied with the arrangement, but willing
to put up with it, if he had to. "Okay, but I'll be keeping an eye out
for you. And your mermaid charm."
Ronnie waved her fingers and walked away, her shapely rear end holding
Ben's attention until it left the restaurant.
*****
Ronnie walked out of the restaurant and quickly trotted to the nearest
place of concealment. Well, that went well, she thought to herself. If
the rest goes that easily, I should have him reduced to a quivering
blob of jelly in no time!
She reached into her purse and pulled out a small jewelry box. She
unsnapped the charm bracelet, and put the trinket in the box. Once the
box was closed, her body began to waver. Her suit changed from a trim
woman's executive uniform to a natty Armani men's suit. Her pumps
became a pair of loafers. Her generous bosom shrank, as did her plump
backside. Her painted nails and make-up disappeared. Her long hair
receded into a close-cropped haircut. Her entire body grew taller and
thicker. A mustache grew on her- no his lip. Within the space of a
minute, Veronica 'Ronnie' Leonard had metamorphosed into Roger 'Raj'
Lawrence, Ben Caulder's arch-rival at Quentin & Collins.
Raj tossed the jewelry box up and caught it again in a gesture of
triumph. Yes, little 'Ronnie' was doing a good job, and was going to
have a good time doing it!
Looking at the box, Raj noted again the label:
MERMAID LURE USE WITH CAUTION
Directions: Focus directly on
target and place bracelet on left
wrist. You will immediately become
your target's perfect mate, within
the limitations of the least physical
alteration neccessary, and cause an
irrestible attraction. To reverse
the change, simply remove the bracelet.
Bracelet will not work again if the
change is witnessed.
WARNING: Do NOT use as an attack.
WARNING: Do NOT use this charm more
than 12 times.
A Spells 'R' Us product.
Well, Raj thought, I have no intention of attacking ol' Ben. I'm gonna
let the boy tear himself apart! Getting the job done in less than 12
uses is going to be a challenge, though.
*****
The next day Raj watched Caulder go on and on about the girl he'd run
into yesterday. "And, y'know, the best thing was it that it was kinda
like when Bogart first meets Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not,
y'know? You could feel the attraction- no stupid sixth grade 'oh-does-
she-like-me-do-I-dare-tell-her-that-I-like-her' Bee Ess. Just stand-up,
adult honesty. I didn't have to put on an act, or anything, I was able
to just be myself." Even the women in the office were impressed by it.
Not so much by his description of her beauty, but by a straightforward
rapport he described.
Oh, yes, Raj old son, he thought to himself, if there's anything you
know how to do, it's hit a man where it hurts. He got up and joined in
the conversation. He'd meant to just stick Ben with a few zingers, but
he surprised himself at the level of acrimony that the barbs got to.
*****
Timing was the crucial thing. Raj had to catch Ben at just the right
time. He had to be just about ready to do something that he really
likes, and then run into 'Ronnie' and have to choose between that thing
and seeing 'Ronnie'. If he chose what he was about to do, then he'd
beat himself up for being an idiot (helped along by a few choice
comments from 'Raj'); if he chose 'Ronnie', then she would be that much
more precious for the cost.
Ronnie caught him just as he was about to head into the Squash courts
for a game; Ronnie was coming out, and looking fabulous in her
Racketball whites. Ben never noticed that she didn't have a dab of
sweat on her, despite the fact that she claimed to have just gotten off
the court after getting shellacked by someone in her office. Ben told
his partner that he'd have to beg off, and to reschedule with Raj for
another time. As they walked off to the juice bar, Ronnie silently
exulted in the fact that Ben had just defaulted, and Raj automatically
went to the semi-finals in the Squash competition.
*****
The next time they met, Ben had tickets to the big pro Basketball game,
and stiffed his friend Theo to let Ronnie in with him. They cheered on
the home team together, and Ronnie bounced in her seat with complete
abandon. When the power forward rocketed toward the net and slam-dunked
the ball, she couldn't restrain herself- she reached over and gave Ben
a big kiss. Though a spontaneous, thoughtless act, that kiss was
electric, and caught both of them off guard. They were knocked
completely out of their absorption in the game, and sat there looking
only at each other. Like two magnets held apart too long, they came
together in a passionate embrace. They were both rather embarrassed
when the guy behind them gave them a shove and told them to get a room.
Throughout the game, their attention was split between the players and
each other. When the game was over, Ronnie stood close to Ben, holding
the silly green foam rubber 'We're #1!' giant finger between them. She
looked up into his eyes, saying nothing, simultaneously dreading and
longing for what she knew would happen next. Ben pulled her close to
him, crushing the foam rubber finger, and kissed her deeply. They
kissed without noting any passage of time. Then, finally, they
reluctantly broke the kiss.
Ronnie rather shame-facedly gave Ben the phone number that Raj had set
up for just this development. As Ronnie walked silently to Raj's car,
it took an act of will to remove the bracelet. Once the bracelet was
safely in it's box, Raj shook his head to clear it. Then he noticed the
souvenir foam rubber novelty, which he forcefully crammed into the
first trash receptacle he found.
* * * *
Both Ben's and Raj's work suffered, largely because Raj couldn't resist
the urge to needle Ben at every opportunity. Their verbal fencing often
escalated into flat-out bickering, which didn't help either of them
with the brass.
*****
When he got to his apartment after work, Raj saw the message light on
his answering machine. No, not his answering machine, the one that he
had set up for 'Ronnie'. There may or may not be messages for him on
his machine, but there was sure as sunrise going to be a message on
Ronnie's machine, and it would be from Ben. He didn't listen to it, but
he didn't erase it, either. He tried to do the work he'd brought home,
but the light on that damn machine just kept nagging at him! Finally,
he gave in and listened to the message. Sure enough, it was Ben, asking
in the most relaxed of terms if maybe they could get together for a
while sometime. Raj tried to get back to work, but would occasionally
re-wind the machine and listen to the message again. At last, he gave
in and snapped the charm bracelet on his wrist.
Raj went through the usual physical contortions, and shook her head
to readjust her perceptions to being Ronnie. She took a deep breath,
and then looked down at herself. When the transformation took hold, it
transformed Raj's clothing into it's feminine version. She wore the
same sweatshirt, but her jeans were soft, close-fitting designer ones,
and his sneakers were now designer cross-trainers. There was no way
that she could go out with Ben dressed like this! But Raj's wallet had
changed into a purse.
She checked her closet. All the clothes were still men's clothes.
Whatever was transformed must have to be in Raj's immediate proximity
to be changed. Well, she couldn't waste a use of the charm...
She re-played his message and got his number. She settled down on the
sofa and began dialling. She got his machine. Damn! Oh, well...
"Hello? Ben? Are you there? If so, pick up! This is Ronnie. I was-"
The phone on the other side picked up, and hurriedly, if the scrambling
with the reciever was any indication. "Ronnie? Hi! Oh, good, I thought
I'd missed you!" She heard him catch his breath and start more
steadily. "So, what's up?"
She smiled into the phone, even though Ben couldn't see it. "Oh,
nothing much. I was just finishing up some work I'd brought home, and
was wondering what you were doing."
"Oh, me? Not much. Flying to Monte, having dinner with Stephanie and
Rainier, planning to break the bank- you know, the usual."
"Oh, you have plans- I was hoping that you'd like to come over, hang
out, watch the tube, maybe order out for some pizza. But, you have fun
in Monaco." Her smile widened into a mischievious grin.
"Oh, That? I can do that anytime. Besides, Steff is getting way too
possessive. What's your address?"
She gave Ben her address, and hung up feeling good. Then her eyes
widened, as she realized with horror that she had less than a half an
hour to change the name labels on her mailbox and door, and get all the
obviously guy-stuff out of sight!
*****
Ronnie was stuffing most of the guy-mess under her bed when Ben rang
the doorbell. Ronnie let him in with a deliberately brief kiss- no
sense in getting in over your head, Raj. Ben was dressed just as
casually as Ronnie.
Standing by the door, Ronnie asked, "I forgot to ask one crucial
question, which must be answered before we go any further- where do you
stand on one vital issue: Are you Pro- or Anti- Anchovy on pizza?"
"Anti! Polluting honest pizza with those things is a crime against
mozzarella!"
"Oh, thank God! The thought of kissing a man whose mouth has been full
with those hairy little fish!" She grimaced and shivvered dramatically.
They spent the rest of the evening huddled together on the couch,
eating pizza and playfully fighting over the remote. When 11 rolled
around, Ben regretfully took his leave. Ronnie walked him to the door.
Ben turned and gently took her face in his hands and kissed her. Again,
there was that electricity. Ronnie melted into his arms, and the kiss
grew passionate. At last, they parted- it was late and it was a work
night. Even more regretfully, Ben managed to pull himself out the door.
When the door shut, Ronnie leaned against the wall and numbly slid to
the floor with a thump. She sat there unmoving for a moment, and then
silently pulled the charm off her wrist. Still sitting there, Raj said
to no one in particular, "This is getting way too weird."
*****
On their next date, Ben sprang for tickets to a revival of Noel
Coward's Private Lives. Ronnie managed to aquire a suitable dress for
the occasion by dressing up as Raj in his best tux, just after having
an all-out haircut and shave, before putting on the bracelet. The magic
was a sport, and not only turned the tuxedo into a darling strapless
evening gown, but did up Ronnie's hair in a sophisticated 'do with
matching makeup, and even provided appropriate jewelry, which actually
matched the charm bracelet.
After the post-theater dinner and dancing, Ben and Ronnie returned to
his place feeling Cowardeanly refined and elegant, tossing off bon mots
like sparks. As Ben brought her a night-cap, Ronnie checked out his
apartment. Not bad, but it was nice to see that Ben wasn't getting paid
more than Raj was. The man had taste, but the place still needed a
woman's touch. Whoa! Where did that come from?
Ben brought her a white wine, and sat down next to her. They were
comfortably relaxed and open, which is why she was so unprepared when
his hand brushed hers. He had touched her often, even kissed her, but
she was mostly expecting it. This time, it slipped past all her
defenses. She shivered with the electricity that his touch brought her.
She became aware of the stiffening of her nipples, and a wetness in her
crotch and knew on some level that she was just ready. Her eyes grew
wide as she looked at him next to her. So close. She could feel his
body heat increasing with hers. He put his arm around her shoulders, as
he had that night. But this time there was none of that warm security,
just animal heat.
She snuggled in close to him and smelled his maleness through his
masking cologne. He closed, and she let him. He kissed her as he did
the last time; gently at first, then with greater passion as she
responded. It was if he knew that a woman's body is like a British car-
it needs time to warm up, to build momentum, to get every part moving.
Then, the only problem is handling it with a sure hand and a deft
touch.
As they kissed, his hands caressed her arms and bare shoulders. She
stopped being so passive, and began running her hands over his chest.
Her breasts ached to be touched, and the wetness in her panties was
growing wetter. Then she felt, more than heard, the zipper on the back
of her gown being opened. Her strapless gown hung loose, and her hands
flew to her chest to keep from flopping out. Ben hesitated for a
moment, and gave her a look that said, 'Am I going too far, too fast?'.
She gave him a wordless smile and dropped her hands, letting the
drooping front expose her breasts in their sheer bra-cups. He smiled
and pulled her close again, crushing her almost-bare tits to his chest.
He ran his hands down her bare back. The hormones sang through her
blood, which rang in her ears, and her eyes felt too big for their
sockets. She pulled away from him. "Enough of that", she said calmly.
She stood up, and reached behind her, unzipping the dress all the way.
The dress fell into a puddle around her feet, which she stepped out of.
Half naked, she held out her hand to her man, and smiled.
Ben stood and swept her up into his arms. She laughed. It was such a
silly cliche, but it was so much fun! As she giggled, he carried her
into his bedroom, and deposited her on his bed. She sat up on the bed,
and half-helped, half hindered him undress, as she stroked his chest,
ran her lips along his neck, and nibbled on his earlobe.
When he was undressed, Ben climbed on the bed with Ronnie, and
they just laid there for several minutes, holding each other. Ronnie
could feel his raging erection against her, and she could almost hear
his blood thundering in his veins, But he just held her. Then he kissed
her again. He started on her lips, and left a trail of kisses down her
throat, and over her chest. He nudged the lacy brassiere away from her
breast and begain to kiss and lick it. Then he did the same to the
other breast.
Ronnie caressed every part of Ben's body that she could find. She ran
her hands over his chest, down his flank and brushed against his
throbbing hard-on. Ben nuzzled at her breasts, and rubbed a fleeting
hand between her legs. Her labial lips were puffy and moist with
excitement.
Finally they reached a point where anything else would just be an
evasion of what they really wanted. Ben tore himself away from her
embrace to reach into his night-stand and rummage around for a box of
condoms. He fumbled one packet open, but Ronnie took it away from him,
and rolled it over his rigid member. Then they laid on their sides, and
Ronnie threw a leg over his thigh, giving him free access to her. He
entered her with just the head. Deep inside Ronnie's head, Raj was
screaming No! No! You can't DO this! Ronnie silently said back Shaddap!
You're distracting me!
Ben penetrated her slowly but forcefully. Ronnie felt a sharp pain, and
realized that, dear god, she was a virgin! It had been so long ago for
Raj, that the possibility never occurred to her! She kept the pain to
herself, refusing to let it, and the embarrassing facts behind it,
intrude on this blessed moment. Then the hymen broke. She gasped, first
with the pain, then with the unprecedented pleasure. He continued to
enter her, until he was fully seated, and he held in there for a long
moment. There was an exalted sense of complete union. Then he began to
withdraw. Ronnie wrapped her legs around him, as if afraid to lose him.
They built up a rhythm, as simple as the pounding of the surf, as
primal as a heartbeat. Ronnie rose to one orgasm after another, but
never lost her sense of her partner as an important part of it. When he
stiffened inside her, she squeezed with everything she had to make the
experience as intense for Ben as she could. And he stopped.
There are many theories as to why some women fear sex. Some say it is a
fear of the intrusion of penetration. Others opine that it is an
instinctive urge to keep the uterine canal clean of contamination.
Others see only the dominance issues in the act. But for most women, it
is a deep rooted fear of that moment, just after climax, when post-
coital chill sets in. The fear that when the heat is over, the warmth
will also leave. That when all the lust, social pressures and
biological imperatives were gone, that they will be trapped, naked,
compromised and alone with a total stranger. Ronnie felt a stab of that
fear- would Ben, with a new notch on his bedpost, suddenly become
distant and uninterested? Ben sat on the side of the bed. Then, with
the condom off, he rolled back next to Ronnie and wrapped his arms
around her. He gently kissed her face, and, exhausted, began to doze.
Ronnie said nothing, but sighed and snuggled into the arms that kept
her safe and warm.
In the morning, Ronnie woke up before Ben did. Raj shouted at her to
get out, but why should she? She was safe and warm, and she was lying
next to a man who clearly adored her. But, eventually, her bladder
overruled them both. She was already over, and was brushing her hair
before it ocurred to her that she had never gone to the toilet as a
woman before. She did it causually and naturally. Hmmm... Interesting.
Her evening gown was clearly not the thing to wear the morning after.
She rummaged around Ben's closet, and found an absolutely enormous
college sweatshirt. She pulled it on. She was not a small woman, but
she was still almost lost in it. It came down to mid-thigh, like a
really baggy dress. Well, it was better than nothing, and it did have a
certain funky charm. She slipped into a pair of Ben's slippers, and
slipped into the kitchen. It was not a cold cereal morning. After last
night, her man wanted something hot and filling!
Ronnie heard the familiar sound of a thin stream of running water in
the bathroom. Ben stumbled out in boxers, a t-shirt and his robe. He
saw her in the kitchen, wearing the sweat-shirt. He came over and gave
her a big hug.
She kissed him good morning. "Good morning, Sunshine!"
"And a good morning to you, too! Man, this floor is cold!"
"Well, then, why don't you wear a pair of slippers?"
"Because you're wearing them!" She flashed a wide, 'oops!' grin at
him. "Where did you find the sweatshirt?"
"In your closet. Where did you get this thing? Did you room with a
linebacker or something?"
"Nope, it's mine. Let's just say that my nickname during my freshman
and sophomore years was 'blimp'. I keep it around to remind me to keep
going to the gym. Looks better on you, though." He gave her another hug
from behind. "But why didn't you do the pajama top schtick?"
"Oh, please! How Doris Day can you get? Do I look like Doris Day?"
"Not on her best day would ol' Doris look half as good as you do."
He scrambled the eggs and fried the bacon, while she did the hash
browns and made toast. She would have done it all, but he kept
insisting that it was his kitchen, he could help make breakfast it he
wanted to.
Plates full of breakfast, they flopped down on the couch, and
regressed to childhood with a schedule of Saturday Morning Cartoons.
They both agreed, that except for the old Warner Brothers' re-runs, the
cartoons that they had grown up with sucked, and kids today don't know
how good they have it. Past that, they argued about each different
show. Heck, that was half the fun!
Once the last anvil landed on a head, they turned off the tube and
partook of small talk. But the day was bright and clear. "Y'wanna go
out, maybe go to a park or something?"
"In this?" She held out the sweatshirt. "Or that evening gown? Okay,
but if I pop out and give everybody a show when I try to catch a
frisbee..."
"So? Go home, and change. I'll go out and buy the makings of a
picnic, and we'll make a day of it."
"Make a day of it? You don't ask much, do you?"
"Hey, you're in market analysis, I'm in PR; we both have busy work
lives. We owe it to ourselves to make the most of the off-time that we
can."
She shrugged. "Sure! Carpe Diem! I'll go home and Carpe some clothes,
while you Carpe some cold cuts."
Ronnie made herself semi-presentable by borrowing a baggy pair of
shorts and a couple of flip-flops before she left. Actually, Ronnie
didn't have any clothes at Raj's apartment. She just stashed the
evening gown there, and bought some designer jeans and cross-trainers
with the credit card in her name that was strangely completely paid up.
She also bought a pink t-shirt that said, in sparkling letters,
'GODDESS! Worship me, mortal!'
They met another young couple in the park and made a foursome of it. It
was one of those lovely days made up of a thousand silly
inconsequential moments. As darkness fell, they bid Ted and Lisa good-
bye and went home again. They never ran into Ted and Lisa again, but
that's the nature of such things.
The minute that they were back at Ben's place, he gave her a Harpo
Marx look, and chased her giggling into the bedroom.
Toward the middle of Sunday afternoon, Ronnie cried the neccessity
of a work day the next day. "Benny, Sunday is supposed to be the day of
rest, and spending the rest of it with you would be fun, but it
wouldn't be restful."
When she got home, Ronnie absently began to take off the charm
bracelet. But then it struck her, why? It occurred to her that she
really didn't have any idea of what it was like to be Ronnie. Raj
pretty much kept her in a bottle, until he uncorked her to use against
poor Benny. And when she was with Ben, she was so distracted. It was
the sweetest distraction you could name, but it still didn't give her
any idea of who she was without Ben. Of course, she really was Raj-
sort of. She wondered why Raj had such a problem with Ben.
She kicked back on the sofa. Raj had a nice place. She had never
noticed the way that Raj kind of just wasted this space. He never
really did anything with it- he was always too busy either working for
that little extra edge at work, or hanging out with those goon friends
of his, trying to impress them. It wasn't as if he really liked his
friends. It was like he needed them to admit that he was some kind of
dude, or badass or something.
There is something different here, she thought to herself. She went to
the fridge and got a beer. It wasn't the obvious thing of being a
woman. There was something else. She took a slug of beer and felt it
slide down her throat into her stomach. That was it! She didn't have
that knot of tension in her stomach! She didn't have that clenched
numbness in her middle, which stretched out and stiffened every part of
Raj's body. She was relaxed and more or less at peace with herself. It
couldn't have been the sex, it had to be something else. Then it
clicked. She just didn't feel that constant sense of suppressed rage
and suspicion that Raj did. She didn't feel the need to watch her back,
or get the drop on everybody that was so much a part of Raj's
personality. She wasn't Raj Lite, she was Raj Advanced!
She laughed. Poor Raj. He had a good life, but he was just pissing it
away. It was a crying shame that she couldn't just stay this way, and
let Raj be the one stuck in the bottle.
And why not? All she had to do was not take off the charm bracelet. Or
maybe she could find that Spells 'R' Us store, and ask the Wizard to
make the change permanent! It would probably amuse the Wizard- he
hadn't been too pleased when Raj had argued him into a guarantee that
the change would not last. There had been a knock-down, drag-out horse-
trading session, which ended in the Wizard red in the face and
muttering dark things about Azure striped slime beasts. She was
figuring out how to find out if Veronica Leonard actually had a job the
way that she had a credit card and a driver's license, when the part of
her that was still Raj came raging out of its corner of their mind, and
willed her hand to tear the charm bracelet off.
Raj raged as he took over control of the body. Fucking treacherous
bitch! You don't really exist! Who are you to pass judgment on me my
life, or my friends? You're just a figment of Ben Caulder's stupid
imagination! And I'm gonna use you to tear his life apart! You exist
only to serve my agenda! I'm gonna use you to see to it that Benny-boy
doesn't get Senator Mayhew's campaign. I'm gonna let you come back into
existence just long enough to know that he loves you, and then I'll
throw this damn bracelet in an incinerator! Your precious Ben will be
so torn up that his dream-girl just upped and left him, that I'll be
the one that Mayhew will have to rely on to manage his PR. I am going
to be walking down the corridors of power, Caulder's gonna be puking up
his guts on Skid Row, and you, you back-stabbing slut, are not going to
exist AT ALL!
Putting the bracelet in the jewelry box as if it were toxic waste, Raj
again noted the warning. It struck him that the box didn't say that
there were only 12 uses of the damn thing, it said not to use it more
than 12 times. That could mean a lot of things! Given the way that
Veronica was acting up, it might mean that after 13 uses, he may not be
able to put the imaginary bitch in her place. Maybe she was getting
stronger and stronger with each use. Or, maybe it was a matter of how
long she was allowed to exist. This time, she'd been allowed to exist
for over a day! Maybe the length of her 'stay' had something to do with
her resistance to changing back. Or maybe it was because she'd had sex
with Caulder. Maybe she was gaining context, becoming more of a person
in her own right. If he remembered what she'd been thinking before he
jammed her back in the bottle, she'd been thinking about things like
her 'life' and 'what she was really like'. Then a horrible thought hit
him- maybe what the warning meant was that with the 13th use, the
change was permanent!
It would be just like that damn wizard to try and pull that kind of
thing on him! You could tell that he was the kind of asshole who hated
coming in second in any deal. This changed everything! Before, Veronica
had 12 lives, and when those 12 uses of the bracelet were over, she was
gone. Now, instead of each use being one life down the toilet, it meant
one step closer to being the permanent inhabitant of his body. He
counted off the uses of the bracelet: the bookstore, the raquetball
club, the basetball game, the goof-off night, and this last long date.
Raj shook his head to get the memory of sex with Caulder out of his
head. Five uses. That meant that he had seven uses of the bracelet that
were safe. There were six weeks left before the Mayhew account was
decided. Yes, that worked out nicely.
Caulder could see Veronica once a week, and then *poof!* she'd
disappear the week before Brauer made his decision. Caulder would go to
pieces, and the bracelet would go into the incinerator. Both the pains
in his ass would be out of his life. He would chuck the bracelet right
now, but that would give ol' Benny too much time to recover. He had to
time it so that the double blow of losing both Veronica and the Mayhew
account would competely destroy him.
*****
Raj was in control enough that he managed to keep Veronica away from
those long weekend stays for the next three dates. He started a rumor
that Veronica didn't really exist, that Caulder was just making her up
to look good. The rest of the office was getting tired of Lawrence and
Caulder's bickering. They were kept at opposite sides of meeting
tables, like two kids who had to be separated. At the end of one
particularly hard week, Raj decided to get away from it all. He called
and made reservations for two at an upscale resort. He decided to call
in 'sick' Friday to make a really long weekend of it. He had his honey
lined up, and ready to hear from him. At about 10 in the morning, he
was packed, dressed and ready to go. Then at the last minute, he forgot
where he put his watch! He sat on his bags and checked his pockets.
There it was! He carelessly snapped it around his wrist. Then he
snapped his eyes toward his arm in horror. Somehow, he had managed to
put the charm bracelet on his wrist instead of his watch! It must
be that bitch Veronica! She set him up!
He- -was no longer he. Ronnie stood up and checked herself out. "Ha!
Now who doesn't exist, asshole!", she yelled into the charm bracelet.
It had taken a while to manipulate that nerd Raj into getting this all
set up and to get him to 'forget' that he had the charm bracelet in his
pocket. But it looked like it was going to be worth it! The magic had
not only transformed Raj's clothes into a nice traveling ensemble, but
it had changed Raj's single bag and sports tote into three bags of
clothes, a make-up kit, a hat box, a much better sports tote, and a
general all-purpose purse. She reached into the pocket where Raj had
stored his watch and produced a much smaller, more stylish ladies'
watch. She checked the tickets in her coat. Not only had the magic put
her name on the reservation, it had upgraded the room from the cheapo
double that Raj had booked to a full deluxe suite! It was plain to see
who's side the magic was on.
Ronnie thought about letting Raj's bimbo stay hanging, but decided that
it wasn't her fault that she had no taste in men. She called the tramp,
posing as a Quentin & Collins secretary, and told her that Mr. Lawrence
had been called to Washington on last minute business. Then she called
her own honey at Q&C. "Hey, Benny! Guess what?"
"Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable?"
None of the above! It's opportunity! Y'know how I haven't been that
available for the last few weeks?"
"Unavailable? I wouldn't say that... uhm, exactly who did you say you
were?"
She wrinkled her nose at him through the phone. "What can I say? It's
hell being indispensible! But it can pay off! My bosses were so happy
with my work that they sprang for a long weekend getaway at this really
ritzy resort! Thing is, the reservations for two- so, do you have any
really cute guy friends who are available for the weekend?"
"Just one. There's this poor guy in the office who has it bad for this
really cool market analyst, but can't see her more than once a week.
And then she calls him up at the last minute, and asks him to drop all
his plans and go running off to some resort! Does that sound like the
kind of loser you'd take with you?"
"Sounds perfect! Have the loser pick me up at my place at 4."
"Getting an early start on the weekend?"
"Hey, if he's up to it, he can sneak out of work at Noon, get over here
and we can get a real early start on everything!", she purred.
*****
Ben had rented a sports car for the weekend, but hadn't counted on
Ronnie bringing along as much luggage as she did. In the street in
front of her apartment building, he looked at the pile and the
motorized skate board. He looked at his lady-love. She gave him a
sweet, hopeful smile. He sighed resignedly and started seriously
overloading the car.
*****
They pulled in just as sunset was starting. Ben let the bellhops take
the luggage up to the room, and tipped them double for their efforts.
Ronnie remembered something she had seen in a movie once- the joke was
that the first thing in a hotel room that mistresses check is the bed;
the first thing that a wife checks is the bathroom. She checked the
bathroom, and wondered what she was supposed to looking for.
The second the bellhops were out the suite door, Ronnie leapt
pantherishly on top of Ben, knocking him down onto the bed. Nose to
nose, she purred, "You know, this is an outrage! The most expensive
suite in the place, and the mattress is lumpy! Now what are we gonna do
about that?"
Ben grinned up at her. "Well, we could always try to flatten out the
lumps..."
"Ooohhh... Good idea!"
*****
Despite their start, Ben and Ronnie didn't spend their entire week-end
making blissful love. Indeed, they spent most of the time as normal
vacationers- relaxing, playing sports, socializing, dancing, even
having a little alone time. The best parts were where they did nothing,
just kicking back in companionable silence. Those wonderful stretches
where nothing is exchanged except for the occasional glance, reassuring
yourself that the other is still there.
Ben came back to the suite after a hard game of tennis, and found
nobody there. He decided to clean up, and then go find his wandering
lover.
He came out of the shower, a towel wrapped around his middle, and
noticed the cans of whipped cream on the floor. He looked up on the
bed.
Ronnie was kneeling there, looking very fetching with her hair up,
wearing a white 'merry widow' corset that set off her complexion
nicely, and matching garter and choker. With a wide-eyed ingenuous
expression on her face, Ronnie slowly dipped a finger in the corset's
'frill' and scooped out a bit of the whiteness. She placed the dab into
her mouth and cleaned the smudge off her lips with a slow tongue. The
'merry widow' was just a covering of whipped cream. Ben come over, bent
over her and kissed her, being careful not to smudge the minor work of
art, then he proceeded to 'undress' her with his tongue.
*****
As the car was on the last leg of the trip back, Ronnie said, "I still
don't understand why you made such a big thing about the strawberries."
Ben copped a fruity faux-British accent. "My dear, when One eats
strawberry preserves out of one's lady-love's labia, One simply does
Not settle for cheap supermarket jelly. It simply ISN'T done."
She giggled. "But you didn't have any such reservations when I poured
Hershey's chocolate syrup over your cock and licked it clean, did you?"
"Please, dear! Not while I'm driving!"
*****
Raj got back at them by setting up Ronnie into starting an argument
with Ben. It was a real knock-down-drag-out, no-hold-barred, hammer-
and-tongs blow-out, with no surrender and no survivors. Ronnie flounced
out, convinced that Ben was responsible, and Ben punched a hole in his
wall, convinced that Ronnie was to blame.
At first, Raj was delighted- the bimbo had the air knocked out of her
and would be too busy crying into her teddy bear to stab him in the
back again, while Caulder was stumbling around like a man half-dead.
But after a week or so, the victory grew hollow. Telling himself that
he was setting his bomb off too soon, Raj followed Caulder out of the
building after work, and snapped the bracelet around his wrist.
Surprised that she had been let out of the bottle, Veronica looked
around. There was Ben! Ben paused, as if sensing something. He turned
around, and saw Ronnie. Their eyes met. Ronnie said nothing, letting
the pain in her eyes say everything. Wordlessly, they walked toward
each other and clinched. Ronnie cried, and Ben kissed her tears away.
They liberally traded apologies, forgiveness and kisses, wisely
discarding irrelevancies such who was at fault.
*****
The period before Ben and Ronnie's next date was very tense for Raj.
He had to figure out how to get Ben to make that big commitment, the
one that would set Caulder up for the big fall, without giving Veronica
the power to just shut him out completely. And the worst thing was that
he couldn't just sit down and thrash it out, because the enemy was
living inside his head. Any plan that he might come up with, Veronica
would know every detail of, and would try to sabotage. It would be best
to keep it simple- let them have their stupid date, and just hope for
the best. The important thing was that the Mayhew decision was just
over a week away, and he had to pull the rug out from under Caulder
soon.
Then he saw the perfect bait. He bought the sappiest greeting card he
could find, signed Veronica's name to it in her finicky handwriting,
and mailed it to Caulder. Then he went home and waited for the
inevitable phone call. It came. The minute that Caulder said those
magic words, "I love you too," Raj snapped the bracelet on. Veronica,
predictably overcome by emotion, rushed to the phone before Ben could
hang up and started gushing over the line. She invited herself over to
his place.
She wanted to do as much as she could with Ben- it would either be
the last time she could ever BE, let alone be with him, or it might
make her strong enough to make Raj put on the bracelet for the fateful
13th time. It was either the last day of her life, or the doorway to a
real life, uninterrupted by that idiot Raj's evil agenda.
When Ben met her at the door, Ronnie greeted him with a big kiss.
Since it was the last minute, they had chinese take-out, and talked on
the couch.
"So, when are you going to show me your-" she paused mischieviously, "-
office?"
"Ahhh, I don't think that that's such a good idea."
She pulled away. "What? Are you ashamed of me?"
He pulled her closer. "Of course not! Half of them think I'm
bullshitting when I tell them how beautiful you are! I would love to
show you off! But there's this one guy in my office, named Raj..."
"Oh? A real asshole, hunh? Doesn't like black chicks dating white
hunks, hmmm?"
"Ahhh, no. It's kind of embarrassing."
Both Raj and Ronnie were taken completely flat-footed by this. "How
so?" They both wanted to know.
"Weeelll... Y'see, it's kinda like this- did you ever know a kid in
school, one you just couldn't get along with, no matter how hard you
tried?"
"Ah, yeah! I knew somebody like that." Actually, it was Raj, who had
a history in school, of getting into one feud after another. It
occurred to Ronnie that it seemed that Raj needed somebody to be
fighting with, even more than he needed friends or a girl. How sad.
"Well, it's like that; we get together, and we start sniping- and then
we start bickering- and then we start name-calling. And then it gets
nasty. I can't stop it and to be honest, I don't think that he can stop
it either! Well, if he met you, three would get you ten that he would
find some way of dragging you into the middle somehow. He'd call you a
race-traitor or something, he'd accuse me of playing 'Massah' with a
'fancy girl', or something like that. OR he could try to woo you away
from me, playing on every fear and insecurity you've got."
"But he could never take me away from you!"
Ben reached over and kissed her. "I know. But that wouldn't stop him
from trying, and hurting you in the process. And all that is if he
doesn't decide to just go after you as a way of getting to me. I
couldn't stand it if he hurt you, because of me. And he could; we're
Spin Doctors, and this is the kind of thing we handle, both on offense
and defense."
"But what does he have against you, Ben? What did you ever do to him?"
"Well, not that he needs an excuse, but he and I are both up for this
job handling PR for State Senator Mayhew, as he goes for a seat in
Congress. I think Raj sees me as his only real competition, and he's
right. It's big time, honey- the one who gets the Mayhew contract could
ride his coat-tails to position, power and money."
"So, what are you going to do about this?" Raj asked through Veronica's
lips.
"Me? Nothing. I don't want the Mayhew contract."
"WHAT?!" Raj and Ronnie asked as one.
"Sure! Mayhew is as political as you can get, and I don't like handling
political accounts. I prefer doing corporate PR- simpler, less
voliatile, better money, and your job isn't on the line every time the
political winds change.
Let Raj have it- he eats and breathes that political stuff anyway."
"You're just going to hand this asshole this major job?"
"Well, like I was saying before, he isn't really that big an asshole.
From what I hear around the office, he's actually a pretty right guy,
when we're not going at it like Kilkenney cats."
This completely blew Raj away. So much of his life lately had been
focused around hating Caulder, and refusing to let Caulder get ahead of
him. To find out that not only didn't Caulder want the Mayhew account,
but didn't spend the same amount of time hating him in return! He felt
his grip starting to fade, as he asked through Veronica's lips, "So,
why don't you just tell him that you don't want this account, and get
him off your back?"
"Tell Raj Lawrence that I don't want to fight? Please! He'd just start
making 'greeks bearing gifts' noises, start looking for poison pills,
and screw up the account. And if that happens, he'll be absolutely sure
that I, Evil Mastermind that I am, set him up for a fall."
Besides, _Let_ him think that he won the account over my battered and
bleeding body! It's the only terms that he'd accept, anyway! Let him
have the Mayhew account! I have enough work to keep me busy, the Mayhew
account would keep him too busy to give me grief, and- best of All!-
_I_ have _you_, m'dear." He gave her a peck on the lips. "Senator
Mayhew isn't even in the running, in that contest."
And lastly, I don't really dislike him that much. At least when he's
not pushing my buttons!"
Raj felt his reality crumble under his feet. His sureties of the moment
faded, and he couldn't help but question the certainties that he had
built his entire life on. Veronica felt total victory fall into her
lap. All she had to do was be alive and prove her validity, and Raj
would just slip into non-existence, betrayed by the hollowness of his
preconceptions. Raj lived to rage against the world, and needed one
opponent after another. She, on the other hand, was brought into the
world to Love. Even if Love failed, she was real and sound enough to
build a life that would suffice until Love returned. She jumped in the
saddle.
"Oh, so he pushes your buttons- like this?" She started jabbing him in
the stomach with her forefingers, giggling. He naturally starting
'pushing her buttons' right back, until she collapsed laughing. He
stretched over her, and the evening proceded as you might expect.
*****
Raj woke up in his own bed. Veronica must have somehow had the stamina
to get home and crash here. Then he felt something sharp between him
and the mattress. He felt around and fished it out from under him. It
was the charm bracelet. It must have fallen off of her wrist as she was
sleeping. Careless, Veronica, very careless. Or maybe not. Veronica
knew that she had won, and that whether she or Raj woke up in the
morning, the bracelet wasn't going in an incinerator or down the
toilet. Raj couldn't hide from the fact that he'd been a 14-carat dick
from the word Go on this. He'd been wrong, and Veronica had been right.
Veronica loved Caulder. No, don't fudge it, at least go out with a
touch of class! Raj loved Ben. Veronica was really just a part of him,
one that dealt with the feelings that he wasn't comfortable with. Well,
let her. He was tired of being angry, and being macho and cool, and
being an asshole. Time to let a little love into your life. Don't hide
behind the mask of Veronica to do what you know has to be done. Because
you love Ben, and neither of you is really cut out for a homosexual
relationship, even if you could somehow sell Ben on it. He held up the
Mermaid Lure. He vaguely wondered how a segmented metal doo-job could
elicit such sensual loss and sweet sorrow. It was a lure indeed, only
it was the fisherman who got caught. Well he was well and truly hooked.
He'd fought, like any hooked fish. Now he was tired, and it was time to
be reeled in. He might as well jump into the boat. He fastened the
charm bracelet around his wrist for the 13th time.
*****
Nothing happened.
*****
Raj looked stunned at the bit of costume jewelry. He took it off and
tried again. Nothing. Jesus Christ! He'd outsmarted himself again! The
stupid thing really had had only 12 uses. He'd paranoided himself into
thinking that any more would do strange things. Oh, GOD, what had he
_done_? Ben would react _exactly_ has he had planned when Veronica just
vanished off the face of the Earth! He'd be devastated! And he wouldn't
just sit around and mope- he'd move heaven and Earth to try to find
someone who didn't exist! He'd undoubtedly investigate, and the first
thing he'd discover was that Veronica Leonard, not only didn't have any
job or documentary history, but she had 'lived' in an apartment leased
out to Roger Lawrence. Ben would have to be simpleminded _Not_ to
suspect him! Again, he'd been so fucking busy being ruthless and
clever, that he hadn't bothered to think the damn thing _through_! And
no matter what he said yesterday, if Ben thought that Raj had had
_Anything_ to do with Veronica's disappearance, he wouldn't just go
Postal, he wouldn't even go Ballistic, he'd go totally _Thermo-
Nuclear_!
Raj found the jewelry box in a jacket pocket, and frantically tried to
find a loophole. Damn! Nothing! If only the damn warning hadn't been so
damn vague! You'd think a fucking Wizard would...
The Wizard. He sold the thing, he must have made it, or at least have
more like it! And he'd been so stubborn about trying to dance around
Raj's attempt to get a guarantee that he wouldn't be permanently turned
into a woman. There were stories- weird stories, but still. Maybe the
Wizard had a thing about changing men into women. It was pretty thin,
but it beat sitting around waiting for Ben to show up with a chainsaw!
Raj dressed hurriedly, crammed the charm bracelet into his pocket and
ran out the door. All during the taxi ride, he frantically tried to
remember _exactly_ where the damn shop had been. When he got out at the
address he gave the cabbie, the store was still there! He sent up a
prayer of thanks to all Providential Spirits and Ministers of Grace,
regardless of credo.
Charm bracelet in his left hand, Raj pounded on the door, and slammed
the flat of his hands against the diamond panes of glass on the window.
*****
Inside the shop, Dannie looked out the window at the man who looked
like he was about to break in the window. "Master, I think he's ready.
Don't you think we should let him in, before the cops show up and cart
him off?"
The Wizard calmly pulled his pipe out of his mouth. "First things
first, Dannie. We have this business to settle. Let him stew for a
while. He deserves it for putting me through that stupid bit of
haggling. And after all that horse-trading, he settles on the Mermaid
Lure! Like everyone doesn't know the sad tale of the mermaid. The
Merfolk chose to use Love as their weapon against the Men of the Land.
But Love is a web which entangles both spider and fly. So, the Sea lost
as many daughters to the Land as the Land lost sons to the Sea, and the
Merfolk died out, as their daughters left, one by one. You cannot cause
Love, without falling in love. He forgot that as she became Ben's
perfect mate, Ben became her perfect mate." The Wizard looked at the
harried man desperately pounding at the glass. "But I think he's
figured that out."
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Hold on now, none-too-gentle reader! You aren't going to just get away
with simply observing this situation and walking away with clean hands,
as you so often do! No, this time, I am going to force you to either
accept responsibility for what happens here, or go away not knowing how
it ends. Either you make it happen, or it doesn't happen, and it
remains forever in the formless realm of unresolved possibility.
It is time to admit your guilt in an unspoken conspiracy of evil with
Authors. In all Creation, is there a being more evil than an Author?
For there to be drama, there must be conflict. And for there to be
conflict, there must be a villian, who must be created for the sole
purpose of evil.
Shakespeare is ultimately responsible for the depredations of Iago,
Shylock and Macbeth, because who brought them forth in the first place?
Agatha Christie killed hundreds of people in her books, just to show
how clever her favorites -Hercule Poirot and Miss Jane Marple- were.
Not only did she kill them, she gave these poor, wretched murder
victims life in the first place, just so they could die! Let's not even
mention that poor ass in The Mouse Trap, who's been killed, over and
over, six times a week (not counting matinees) for over sixty years!
George Lucas created the entire world of Tantooine, with it's entire
population and culture, just to exist on-screen for 15 seconds before
being blown up by the Death Star! How Evil is that? And then there are
those ruthless incompetents, who will recklessly thrust a character
Past the Vale, then bring them back, only to kill them again in a
different way. Then they resurrect them again, only to kill them over
and over while they try to make up what passes for their mind. A word-
processor in the hands of an amateur is more dangerous than a nuclear
device in the hands of an 11 year old.
Yes, Authors are Evil. But you are their eager accomplice. Authors only
make these atrocities possible- you who read these stories make them
real. By observing them, you remove them from the abstract, and give
them a reality, however fleeting. And you remember, putting shackles on
the fleeting.
Who am I to accuse you? I am the Man who belled Schroedigger's Cat, who
loaded the dice that God plays with, who put a toll-booth on Frost's
Road Not Taken, and knows how far it is to Avalon, in miles, yards,
inches and feet, whether by candle-light or by bus. I am He who folds
the planes of reality like paper into origami (and not those penny-ante
swans, either!), and plucks the strings of Fate like a harp. Oh, I'm
losing you.
Okay, I'm the Spells 'R' Us Wizard. By the Higher Powers, how I hate
that title! It makes it sound like I should offer a side order of meta-
physical fries with every logic sandwich. Yes, I see you, all of you,
out there with your eyes shining in the dark haze of probability, like
animals in the jungle.
I have always known you were there. How? Well, if you don't know, go
back and read the stories again. I'll be waiting right here.
So, to resume. You have read this story, and all together we have come
to an important point, where what I decide could send the people
involved in three very different directions. _NO_. Not THIS time. This
time, the blood (so to speak. don't worry, it won't be messy) will be
on _your_ hands. We will travel down each of the three paths, and _you_
will on some level accept one of them as True, and the others as
Untrue. YOU will make it real, not me. And you will have to be
responsible for what you make real.
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FIRST AND FOREMOST-
The shop door opened, and an Azure-striped slime beast oozed out. Raj
couldn't help but wonder what that had asked for. He hurried to the
counter, and dropped the charm bracelet in front of the sweet young
brunette who had been so sympathetic the last time. As he opened his
mouth to speak, the Wizard pushed his apprentice to the side, took her
place and leaned over, resting his elbows on the counter, with a wide
snarky grin around the odd high dome-lidded pipe clenched in his teeth.
"Good Morning, Mister Lawrence- or Miss Leonard- or, whatever. What
will it be? A recharge? The Higher Powers know it couldn't be a
permanent change, after all! Not after you making perfectly clear, time
after time, ad nauseum, that you didn't wan't any possibility of a
permanent change, maybe a Veronica Leonard blow-up doll that you could
use as a decoy? A signed death certificate saying that Veronica Leonard
was hit by an interstate bus and carried across state lines? A letter
from Veronica stating that she was a novice nun in a really strict
order, and that while she'll always treasure her time with him, she
must return to the convent, or else?"
Raj willed himself to be calm. In the most level, controlled voice he
could muster, he said, "I'm sorry. You were right, and I was wrong. I
was presumptuous and insulting of your obvious wisdom. I apologize. I
will pay whatever you think appropriate, if you change me permanently
into Veronica Leonard, so that I can be with the man that I love."
The Old Man beamed vindictively over the counter at his customer. "As
J. R. R. Tolkien said, 'Do not trifle in the affairs of Wizards, for
they are subtle, and quick to anger'. Still, kid, I gotta admit that
was a first rate grovel- abject, to the point, and hit all the issues
right on the head, without getting slobbery. When most people grovel,
they get slobbery- I hate that."
The Wizard took a deep puff from his pipe and blew a silvery stream of
smoke at Raj, that coalesced into a female shape that caressed the
younger man's cheek before fading into vapors. "Ah, wotthehell-"
The Wizard picked up the charm bracelet and wrapped it around Raj's
left wrist. Then, making a circle with his thumb and middle finger, he
gave the Mermaid Lure a powerful flick of his finger. The Lure chimed
like a bell, emitting a soft, silvery tone, that started out sensual,
but somehow faded to a bittersweet sorrow. Raj felt the now familiar
shifting of body, face, hair and clothes. When his form felt stable, he
looked down at himself- or herself, should I say. Her body was once
again the curvaceous form of Veronica Leonard. She was dressed for
shopping, and she had her purse by her side. She ran her hands over her
hips, her breasts and then her face and hair. It was all as it was
supposed to be. She gave a loud 'YES!' of joy. She was Veronica again,
now and forever!
"Aaahhh, not quite." The Wizard's expression became more business-
like. "A few things that you're going to have to understand. Listen up,
'cause I'm not gonna repeat myself."
First- this is the end of the line for the magic gravy train. When you
leave here, you will be Veronica Leonard, and several changes in the
world will have been made to accommodate that change. Your records have
changed to show that you have always been Veronica. You now have a
background in market analysis, instead of public relations, and you've
never worked at Quentin & Collins. The clothing and accessories in your
apartment-which is now in Veronica's name- have been changed into their
feminine counter-parts. You had a family, who died in a plane crash
that happened about seven years ago."
Roger Lawrence, on the other hand, has just upped and disappeared.
No alterations to erase him were made; his friends and family will
think that something has happened to him, and they will _not_ believe
you if you say that you were him once upon a time."
Past that- nothing. No more being able to hide behind Roger. No more
having Roger pay the bills. No more having the magic dress you and make
you up. No more having the magic upgrade your reservations- which by
the way are being charged to your credit cards, which have Roger's old
balance. From now on, you are thoroughly mundane."
"Will Ben still remember me?"
"Of course! His recollections won't be changed a jot! He still adores
you, and seriously thinks of making some kind of formal commitment. Of
course, he- like everyone else- will wonder what happened to his old
sparring partner."
Second- From now on, you are FEMALE! You will experience all the
cramps, PMS, backaches, swelling, and personal, social and business
inconveniences of being a female. There is a good chance that if you
have unprotected sex, you may catch a sexually transmitted disease, or
get pregnant. Also, while you will age gracefully if you take care of
yourself and get regular exercise, if you keep pigging out like you did
at that resort, you will get FAT!"
Third, and most important- This is _Not_ permanent. This is a one-shot
recharge of the Mermaid Lure. If you take off that charm bracelet, all
the magic will be undone, and can never be re-done." He stuck his pipe
in his mouth and a look of mercantile calculation slid over his face.
"Of course, I _could_ be persuaded to part with this-" He held up a
bracelet charm made of iridescent glass, in the form of a butterfly. "-
which will make the change permanent." He held the charm high, and let
it spin before her entranced features. "What am I bid?"
Veronica leaned over, looked him square in the eye, and said in a voice
that brooked no nonsense, "If you say _anything_ about a first-born
child, I will reach down your throat, rip out your tongue, and hang you
from the rafters with it."
The Wizard threw back his head and roared with laughter. "By the
Powers! Newly minted woman or not, you're one of the good ones! I wish
more of my clients turned out like you. Unfortunately, the simper
factor is pretty high. *sigh* Okay, let's see what we have here..." He
looked over her face, then her chest (no, not there! Okay, but just for
a moment!), and followed a line down her left arm to her hand. No, to
her wrist!
He turned the charm bracelet. "Oh, here we have something!" On the
chain was a new charm. This new charm took the form of a snarling
golden snake's head, with red crystals for eyes. "Ahhhh... This I can
make you an offer for! It's the manifestation of your rage. I'm
impressed! By the size of it, your rage must have been a major facet of
your personality. Yet you've separated it from yourself, and stored it
here. But, if I take it, then I might completely remove that wonderful
fire of yours, and leave you a sniveling wimp. Wait-" His thumb moved
the snakeshead charm aside, revealing another, much smaller one. "-not
to worry. By the Powers, you were one permanently pissed off person! If
I leave this smaller charm, you should have enough fire to keep you
sassy, while taking the larger one should stop the flames shooting out
of your mouth."
He stuck out a hand. "Is it a deal? A straight swap, this charm-" He
held up the butterfly, "-for that one?" He pointed to the larger
snakeshead.
She grabbed his hand, and with a businesswoman's smile, pumped it
vigorously three times. "Done and done!"
The assistant came from the back room, wearing a welder's apron and
mask, and carrying thick gloves, a pair of blacksmith's tongs, and a
thick metal jar. She set the jar on the counter and pulled on the
gloves. She lowered the mask and carefully picked up the tongs. Using
the tongs, she gingerly pulled the large snakeshead charm from the
bracelet, and dropped it in the jar. As the charm entered the jar, it
gave a sharp sound that was somewhere between a jaguar screaming and a
stream of molten lava hitting cold water. The assistant carried the jar
to the back room, muttering something about a thicker jar.
"A deal is a deal." The Wizard dropped the charm into her anxiously
waiting hand. Half-way between his hand and hers, the butterfly charm
turned into a real butterfly with polychromatic wings, which fluttered
towards the open door.
"RUN, Miss Leonard!" The Old Man shouted, "You can catch it if
you really try!"
Veronica charged purposefully after the fluttering lynch-pin of her
future. She was out the door, and gaining ground on it, when she ran
into someone. She hit hard, and was thrown to the ground.
Almost immediately, she was on her feet, and looking around for the
butterfly. But it was nowhere to be seen. She turned to the person she
ran into and said, "The Butterfly! Did you see where it went?"
"Ronnie, what are you talking about?" She snapped out of her hunting
mode to recognize Ben.
"The Butterfly- I have to..." She looked around again, but there was
absolutely no clue. She'd lost it. Her chance at happiness had
disappeared with it. She began to weep softly. "Oh, never mind- I could
never explain..."
Ben turned as red as his ginger hair. "Jeez, Ronnie! I'm sorry! Was it
that important?"
Ronnie just shook her head sadly. He could never understand.
"MAN! I feel silly, but the thing is I just bought you a butterfly. I
know it's not the same thing, but I hope it makes you feel a little
better-" He held out the very same butterfly charm.
"WHERE did you get this?" she goggled.
"Oh, in this weird little store right over there- hey, I thought it was
right over there..."
She looked at the precious charm. "For me?" She looked up into his
eyes hopefully.
"Of course. That silly mermaid charm was the first thing I noticed
about you, and I thought it was strange that you were always wearing
it, but only with that one charm- oh, you got another one!"
"Well, I only got this bracelet recently, and that was the only charm I
found that I wanted to be carrying around. Until now. This snake is...
meaningful, and that-" looking intently at the butterfly charm, and
then meltingly at him, "-is special."
"May I?"
"Of course!"
He slipped the charm onto the bracelet. Was it only a trick of the
morning sunlight that made the iridecent butterfly shine like a
reflection of the First Morning of Creation? No, Veronica felt that
subtle change that she knew was the magic making her V