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"Hey, aufwachen.." flüsterte Yvonne. Philip grummelte irgendetwas in sein Kissen und zog die Bettdecke über seinen Kopf. "Du bist ja schwerer wachzukriegen als Dornröschen!" "Dornröschen wurde auch wachgeküsst. Und überhaupt ? wie spät ist es eigentlich?" "Halb sechs. Aber ich hab echt keinen Bock, den ganzen Morgen alleine in der Küche rumzuhängen. Marc hat nachher Rufbereitschaft, da soll er sich mal schön ausschlafen. Und du blockierst das Wohnzimmer. Also, raus aus den Federn, dann hast du...
Vor ein paar Tagen war Mike, mein bester Freund, endlich volljährig geworden. Und dieses Wochenende sollte die große Party bei ihm steigen. Schon am Nachmittag waren wir in der Stadt. Weil Mike jetzt der letzte in unserer Clique war, der die Volljährigkeit erreicht hat, gingen wir in eine Peepshow, so ein Laden, wo man nen Euro in einen Automaten stecken muss und dann geht so ein Vorhang hoch und man sieht ne Nackte auf einer Drehscheibe sich räkeln. Unsere Clique, fünf Jungs die für einander...
Der Hauptcharakter findet die Freundin schon scharf seit sein bester Kumpel mit ihr zusammengekommen ist und versteht sich auch super, aber rein freundschaftlich mit ihr. Trotzdem löst der Anblick ihres heißen Körpers immer wieder Erregung in ihm aus und er hat sich schon oft auf Fotos von ihr einen runter geholt. Ihre dunklen Augen, die so verrucht gucken können, der schlanke Körper mit den großen festen 75D Brüsten und dazu dieser wahnsinnig knackige Po über den schlanken Beinen bringen ihn...
Anna ist vor zwei Wochen 18 Jahre alt geworden und weiß, dass sie in den kommenden Monaten noch unendlich viel für ihr Abitur büffeln muss. Ihre Eltern - Stefan und Mareike - wollten ihr und ihrem Bruder vor dieser stressigen Zeit noch eine Auszeit gönnen und haben eine Woche Urlaub auf den Maladiven gebucht. Anna war überglücklich davon zu hören, denn ihr letzer Urlaub ist schon einige Jahre her und das warme Wetter auf den Malediven ist eine willkommene Abwechslung zu den eisigen Temperaturen...
I’ve never really been sure what I am, religion-wise at least. My mother called herself an Anglican, but that did not mean too much to me, since my father’s stance was well beyond run of the mill Atheism – he did not have a love-hate relation with the idea of God – he simply hated the mention of that word. It was not enough to deny His or Her existence. It was necessary to live our lives as if that word did not exist. I’m convinced that my father wasted a good 20% of the world’s oil reserves in...
I’ve never really been sure what I am, religion-wise at least. My mother called herself an Anglican, but that did not mean too much to me, since my father’s stance was well beyond run of the mill Atheism – he did not have a love-hate relation with the idea of God – he simply hated the mention of that word. It was not enough to deny His or Her existence. It was necessary to live our lives as if that word did not exist. I’m convinced that my father wasted a good 20% of the world’s oil reserves in...
Love StoriesEs war einer der wunderschönen Tage, an denen man einfach Freunde zu sich einläd und Spaß hat. So sollte es auch an diesem Abend beginne.Es wurde später und später. Die einzigen die noch wirklich nüchtern waren zu diesem Zeitpunkt war meine Partnerin, die Freundin eines Freundes und ich.Ab diesem Abend war meine Freundin mehr als scharf, sie machte mich und auch die Freundin meines Bekannten immer wieder heiß an. Dies blieb mir nicht unbemerkt.Ich hatte Glück und konnte meine Freundin einen...
Flo unterhielt sich mit seinem Kumpel Ben: „Mara die neue Schülerin hilft mir mit den Bio Sachen.“ Ben hörte nicht richtig hin er starte auf eine der Schülerinnen, mit einem enorm kurzen Rock. Also fragte er: „Hmmm wer?“ Flo sah die lüsternen Blicke seines Kumpels und sagte: „Mara, die Freundin von Sabrina und Kim. Und das Mädchen, was du anstarrst, ist übrigens Anastasia die Tochter von Frau Kaiser.“ Ben lies von ihr ab und sagte, ja jetzt wundert mich nichts mehr. Am Nachmittag klingelte es...
TeenMit der Zwillingsschwester und meinem FreundNach dem innigen Kuss, ist uns beiden klar, dass wir nun endlich auch unsere Sexualität miteinander teilen. Auch nach 26 Jahren gibt es etwas neues, aufregendes für uns beide. „Du hast doch vorhin gemeint, dass du auf Daniel stehst. Also fangen wir mit ihm an!“ Du schaust mich verwundert an. „Wir haben doch vorhin gerätselt, ob die beiden uns verwechseln würden.“ Ich schlage dir vor, unseren Männern vorerst nichts von unserem heutigen Erlebnis zu...
Mit der Zwillingsschwester und meinem FreundNach dem innigen Kuss, ist uns beiden klar, dass wir nun endlich auch unsere Sexualität miteinander teilen. Auch nach 26 Jahren gibt es etwas neues, aufregendes für uns beide. „Du hast doch vorhin gemeint, dass du auf Daniel stehst. Also fangen wir mit ihm an!“ Du schaust mich verwundert an. „Wir haben doch vorhin gerätselt, ob die beiden uns verwechseln würden.“ Ich schlage dir vor, unseren Männern vorerst nichts von unserem heutigen Erlebnis zu...
Endlich war es soweit. 2 Jahre hatte ich meinen besten Freund nicht mehr gesehen. Seid wir in verschiedenen Städten studierten telefonierten wir zwar regelmäßig aber die Entfernung war einfach zu groß, um uns regelmäßig zu sehen. Nach zwei Stunden Flug kam ich endlich in Heathrow an. Dirk wartete bereits am Fluhafen auf mich. Nach einer innigen Umramung machten wir uns auf zu seiner Wohnung. Auf dem Weg dorthin erzählte mir Dir, dass Johanna - seine jetzige Freundin, die ich nur von Fotos...
Meine Mutter ist Kellnerin und hatte einen Arbeitskollegen der war damals 28 Jahre alt und ich 23. Manchmal war ich bei meiner Mutter im Lokal und so habe ich ihn auch kennengelernt. Wir waren uns sympathisch und fingen an uns zu befreunden was trinken gehen und solche Dinge. Ich habe aber immer mitgekriegt wie meine Mutter über ihn geredet hat wie lustig er ist und wie sie mit ihm in der Arbeit geflirtet hat. Einmal waren wir was trinken und haben über Frauen gesprochen und irgendwie fiel das...
Einf?hrung "Hallo Paul. Willkommen im Leben nach dem Tod." OK. Diese Begr??ung bedarf vielleicht einer kurzen Erkl?rung. Ihr m?sst wissen, dass ich wirklich grade gestorben bin. Aber keine Sorge, ich hatte ein langes und erf?lltes Leben. Zwei Kinder, eine Frau und eine liebevolle Familie. Warum, so m?gt ihr jetzt fragen, sitzt du dann jetzt in diesem Sessel, an einem Computer, der genau wie dein alter Arbeitsplatz aussieht? Und warum sitzt neben dir ein Engel mit roten Haaren, de...
Yeah. I think I can handle humbling some jerks. Our drive to Cheyenne Mountain took us just over fourteen hours. We only stopped to stretch our legs, some bathroom breaks, food, and then our custom-made t-shirts. Molly planned to adjust our appearances in the room where we were staying in the base. Molly specifically searched and found me a shirt from the 80’s “War Games” movie. Others she found were unquestionably obnoxious, even for teenagers. Her shirts weren’t as in your face and needed...
I think it is time for me to tell about my conquest of another white woman. I have had many married white females, single white females, and divorced white females. I must say I prefer the married white females. I call them all MILF’s. Let me introduce myself. My name is Charles Crowder. I go by C.C. I’m a black man, with a degree in business law. That’s right I’m a lawyer. I work for a bank. I live in lower east side of Manhattan. I could take the N-Line to work in Brooklyn, but I prefer to...
InterracialThe Best Bachelor Party EVER! Life was like a fast pace, well that’s the easiest way to describe it to me. I was twenty six years old. I didn’t go to the clubs that often, only when it was basketball, football or soccer season. I didn’t go out with any women, I didn’t have time. That was always my excuse, but I couldn’t use that excuse on the night of my friends Bachelor party. I know that guys keep their best friends secrets, and since I am a loyal friend, I will change names. October 16th ,...
Cheater: Guilty By Jamie Fuchs Copyright 2014 Jamie Fuchs “Voila!” I exclaimed as I put the finishing touches on Dale’s birthday cake. It was truly a masterpiece. I had spent the last six hours baking it so it would be done before he got home. Placing the cover over top of it, I carried it and two plates from the counter to the table. Just as I set them down, I heard the garage door opening and his car pull in. Perfect timing. I quickly ran up the stairs to our bedroom. I wanted today to be a...
Rosalyn Sphinx and her stepdad Dick Chibble are hosting a Fourth of July barbeque for Dick’s friend and his stepdaughter Whitney Wright. Dick can’t believe how Whitney has blossomed and Whitney can’t believe how much she instantly wants Dick. Instantly on the prowl, Whitney peels off her shorts to show off the thong of her bathing suit. Knowing that her stepdad is oblivious as he tends to the grill, Whitney pulls out Dick’s stiffie and wraps her naughty lips around his...
xmoviesforyouIf the heat that consumed them was from fire, then it could be said that what covering she did wear merely disintegrated from the intensity.Kieren needed skin. He needed to feel Iona as close to him as possible. He needed the warmth that only Iona could provide. His body needed to touch hers, not just on the surface but on the inside. As his lips devoured hers mercilessly, Iona surrendered completely to the searching of his tongue and he reveled in what he found. To Kieren there was nothing...
InterracialCopyright© 2003 by Kien Reti Was it really worth it? Sure, pledging the fraternity had been Johnnie's childhood dream. His father and and granddad had been Alpha Sig's. It was expected that he'd follow the family tradition and he was happy to oblige. The Alphas were cool guys and the girls on campus loved them. But, dammit, some of those initiation rituals... Hell Week was finally over, thank heavens. The hazing, the abuse, and the humiliation had been almost more than he could take, but...
Back up in her mum’s office they dumped their backpacks and went along the corridor again, to where the hermaphrodites had been standing around in the doorway the day before. “Hello?” called Sophie, and one of them appeared. “Hello!” Kim was coming to greet them. God, she was gorgeous! And she seemed ready for sex while she was still walking up to them!! They kissed her and went back with her and were introduced to the other four girls, who were all super friendly and were kissing cheeks...
"Mike was Right" by Tytus The door smashed against the wall as Patrick burst into our dormitory. He passed me by without a word and slammed his room?s door shut in his wake. He was furious. I stared at the closed door for a few seconds and then went back to my homework. I am Steven Arther, a boy of 17 years of age, attending a boy?s only boarding school and I am in my final class. I live in a modern dormitory with small, three piece apartments for two. Patrick...
"This trip has been a waste!" Jennifer said to herself as she signaled to the bartender for a refill on the drink. Go to the Club Med on Martinique, the travel agent had said. Its one big party with great guys all over the place. Seven days of fun and sun. Well she'd been here four days and all the guys he's met were wither hopeless jerks or ego tripping jocks looking for an easy lay. If she wanted to meet guys like that she could've stayed home. "Excuse me, mind if I sit here?"...
She was on the phone with her best friend from her college, facing the window looking out to the ageless pine trees, swallowing the setting sun, flowing like water across the landscape around our house. Cale’s older sister, Rachel, her long raven hair and flawless green eyes that eluded his line of sight called him. From childhood she had always taken care of him, held him when he cried from a “boo boo”, helped him with his homework, made him meals. Their parents always worked late and out of...
IncestWaking up in my bed, seeing the bite marks on me, heart was racing. And I was thanking god my heart was racing. “I’m still human,” I whisper to myself as I look in the mirror. Even grabbing my crucifix I have on my wall. “Still human,” I mutter again as I sit back on my bed to recollect myself. I can feel the room spinning again as I catch my breath, and calm myself. After a few minutes, I go down stairs and grab some food. “Morning,” mom says as she walks by. “Glad to see you are up, was...
(The West Coast of Africa, 1684) I frantically dug into the soft floor of the jungle, one eye fixed on the growing light appearing in the Eastern sky. My hands scooped dirt, rotted vegetation, fallen branches and anything else they encountered, flinging it in a pile beside the shallow trench I knelt in. The triple canopy overhead was thick enough to filter most of the day’s sunlight. I just prayed it would filter enough. I was out of time. I took the woven mat of branches and leaves I had...
Hi Friends, As you are aware, I was abroad for two months, on my Company’s work, and returned last week. Thereafter, I was heavily loaded with work, and could not get time to communicate with you. Also, I had to respond to the mails of my fans and friends which had piled up in the last two months. Today I am a bit free and in a mood to start my story from where I had left two months ago. Last time, you read, how I accidentally found that synthetic, artificial Lund, hidden in the bathroom...
I should have known something was wrong as soon as Pet hung up. Her imperious tone cut through all rational thought, and I could only think of getting to her as fast as possible. I could only think of pleasing her, and hope that she might give me some pleasure in return. It was a bit early to be cutting out of work, but I didn't allow that to impede my hasty departure. Minutes later, I arrived at her house, and she met me at the door. "Naked, now," she commanded. "Why are you so slow? You know...
Group Sex(This story contains consensual ageplay, baby talk, and first time, bisexual intercourse between a special little 18 yr old boy, his Mommy, and his Mommy’s new Male friend.) Ever since I can remember Mommy spoke to me in a tone that never changed. A tone of sweetness and affection that made me melt in her arms. The more I obliged her with a c***dish tone of my own, the more she showered me with this motherly love. She called it “agePlay” and said it was perfectly normal for a mother and son in...
"Good morning, Victoria, my little ray of sunshine!" The chubby, Italian restaurant owner, said, as he entered the newsagent shop, that I used to work in. "How are you this morning?" "Fine," I replied, smiling, as I folded his newspaper and took a packet of his usual cigarettes from the shelf. I looked forward to Tullio's visits, each day; he was a very happy man, mid forties, with shoulder length black, wavy hair, and a big moustache. He always took the time to flatter me, which I appreciated....
Group SexI was enjoying being fucked by suraj almost every day. On sunday night suraj said today we will go and sleep next to pooja room. We reached the room about 10.30 and suraj immediately removed my t shirt and pajama and made me naked, he also became naked and asked me to suck his lund. Suraj was lying down and I was lying over him 69 position. I was sucking his lund. Suraj then started applying vaseline in my gaand and was driving three fingers in my ass. I asked him why are you again preparing my...
Gay Male*See part one for the preamble to this series) Chapter Sixty One.It was hot on the square in Mathom village that afternoon and Alice was grateful for the shade of the big parasols in the front beer garden of the Mathom Arms. She didn’t want to have to face Lady Mathom sweating like a factory girl after all. She looked radiantly pretty today in a white, yellow and blue floral print dress and a pair of new elegant blue shoes that were pinching her feet something rotten. A...
Hello friends, main phir aapke khidmat main haazir hoon aik aur story layker jis main main nay apni chhoti behan Shazia kee phir chudai kee mager is dafa apnay aik cousin kay saath. Aapkee ra’ay ka intezar rehay ga bayshak mujh per tanqeed her kyoon na kerain mager jo maza behan k saathe chudai main aata hai woh kissi aur kay saath kahan, khawah aap isay acha samhain ya bura. Aaeay ab time waster kiay bugair story kee taraf aatay hain.Friends aik dafa main apnay uncle k pass Karachi gia hua tha...
Reese is supposed to be meeting her friend Rebecca tonight.. But it just so happens that Rebecca completely screwed up the time and is now going to be over an hour late. Reese lives far AF. She can’t exactly go home and come back. So she’s just gonna chill. There’s just one problem….Her phone is about to run out of battery. Reese has Tik Toks to post. IG stories t upload…her phone CANNOT run out of battery. She’s an hour away from home! Fortunately for...
xmoviesforyouOutside Zach’s room and down the hall, Jane had begun to wonder what was taking her son so long to get ready. She herself was in no mood to get anything done today let alone do any of this useless family shit but she had to. Even though she was frustrated as ever with how her supposed date, Phil from her work, stood her up and left her at the bar alone to drink herself into a pretty bad hangover today. She was sure that a woman like her, although a little advanced in age (30s or so to...
Tyler sat in the bathroom after her shower, thinking of the hot muggy day outside and her mind wandered to the beach. She could do it…but with whom? She couldn’t face the beaches alone, full of happy couples when she was just recently out of a relationship that went on for five years. It had been too hard for him to continue it. She dragged her hands through her brunette hair and closed her hazel-green eyes. A lock of hair fell into her eyes, brushing it behind her ear she decided to ring her...
LesbianTales of Airousse Moor One Thieves Guild, of Blessings and Curses Worming her way through a narrow air shaft Kayren lowered herself into the room. Not trusting the small rug under the air shaft she swung herself to a clear patch of floor. Landing safely she quickly went to work on the locked door. Finding an odd resistance as she slid the door open less than a millimeter she began a check for traps. She discovered a deadfall and quickly disarmed it. After locking the door...
HumorMy wife is two years younger than I am. We dated for 3 years before we got married (she was 18 at that time). Although no one would know it, she had a dynamite figure. However, she was self-conscious of it. She always wore clothing that detracted from her true self. I had seen her in a skimpy bathing suit, so I knew what the “real” her looked like. She was 5ft. 7in. Tall, had a 34DD chest, 25 inch waist, and 30 inch hips. She was a natural red head, light complexion, and several...
Towards the end of October, Frannie had convinced me to go out to a few clubs out in town one night. We had a few drinks and danced a bit, and I was not real surprised when as we walked back to the barracks, she pulled me into a dark corner behind a building and pressed me against the wall. We had done this a few times by now, and as before we started kissing. But all we did was kiss. Finally after an amazing span of time, she pulled back and looked into my eyes. “Pete, I need you for...
A Little Tail - Part Five By Lexi Lee DisneyFuckLand The house is coming along great. The plumbing is all done but Tom the plumber is still filling this young whore's ass. God does he have a meat-shaft. I've probably given Todd three grand to fuck Tom's ass while Tom is fucking mine. Best money I've ever spent. Now let me tell you about the new place. Five count em five bedrooms 2 with mirrors, 1 with the maso-sado theme, 1 that is just all bed and I mean...
Your eyes open slowly, and as they adjust you find walls of white. The ceiling definitely not the size it used to be. Light unnatural. Not only that but, it has your name on it. Like a homework assignment. Will Anders lit up in a neon blue text at the top left corner of the ceiling, mirroring itself at the top left corner of the wall behind you, like a digital alarm clock. “That must be you?” A feminine voice states Your vision flashes super bright, with a red figure before fading to black....
FantasyAfter a last look at Ellen, naked under a blanket in the trunk, I shut the lid and drove home by a roundabout route with Angus sat beside me, giving me a chance to size him up a little. I reversed the car up to the door and had Angus lift "Eve" as he thought she was called, out of the trunk and carry her into the house over his shoulder. She was still wearing the hood. I figured that if her feet never touched the floor and she could see nothing, she would have no idea where she was.He took her...
CheatingSend feedback please, don't hold back. If it sucks, I want to know, so I can improve for my second story and beyond. If you'd like to hear more, there is another part of the story, I'll check in throughout the next week(s). Happy Reading. Around the time I was a senior in high school I had a habit of staying at my friend Matt’s house for extended periods of time. Matt’s father Jim told me I was welcome whenever I pleased and had even considered giving me a house key in...
My daughter Emily had just graduated from high-school a few weeks before, and she had invited a number of her friends to celebrate the Fourth with us. I had always been a faithful husband, nevertheless, I was hoping to see Emily's friends prance around my backyard in their bikinis. Especially Brittany, who was absolutely stunning. She was about 5'5" tall, probably weighed not more than 105 lbs, had shoulder length auburn hair with highlights, and a face that belonged on Teen Vogue. Her...
I looked at the clock when the phone rang. It was 7:10, and it was raining. "They may cancel the game," Mrs. Jepperson said. "Good morning," I croaked, tried to clear my throat. "What did you say?" "The league may cancel the game. We received a fax." She read it to me, "Since the outcome will not affect the playoffs and so on and so on." "Hm, damn, sorry," I said, still trying to get my brain in gear. "I want you to know that I consider it done," she said with a lilt in her...
When this incidence happened I was enjoying my long holidays after my joining to my new company. Just to refresh your memory about me. I am a well built man with 5’11” height in late 20s, born & brought up at Bangalore, presently staying in kolkata due to my job. This lady was really a slut. Aged around 30, she had two school going childs. Her name was Smita. Her height was around 5’5”, brownish white color with voluminous boobs, beautiful & big swinging ass & flat stomach. She was not less...
I had found the bar by searching the Internet. ‘A lesbian bar that caters for a mature, sophisticated clientele.’ At least that was how I had translated the German. If I was right it sounded less seedy than some and would therefore be safer for me. I’d been working in Berlin for two weeks and although my colleagues were friendly enough I’d had no society outside the office and evenings alone in an hotel, no matter how god the hotel, were beginning to make me feel like a prisoner, albeit in a...
LesbianI managed to escape the office at about 5:15 as I needed to head to the Shopping Centre to meet up with Ling. I parked the car up and headed to the food area and found the fast food joint. I got myself a milk shake and found a table to the side. A few minutes later, Ling showed up. Again, we kissed with more passion than the last kiss this morning. This was going to be a successful evening; I could feel it. There was a nervousness in Ling but also a latent desire that I could feel. I asked...
I worked in an open plan office for an insurance company and had been there for about four months. I had been working long hours trying to establish myself and that often mean't I worked a twelve hour day.The office was divided into many clusters of desks, and most of the time we all worked so hard that we were "in the zone" within our own teams, and so rarely did anyone ever mingle or chat with other desks.I had however noticed with increased frequency a hot blonde (mid twenties), slightly...
“What have we got, Davis?” Doug Wiltkins inquires. “Not much, sir,” the man replies. “We’ve found traces of C-4 and a few footprints.” “Tell me about the footprints,” Wiltkins presses. “Military grade,” Davis says without skipping a beat. “Though, I wouldn’t say American. They are the first to be found at any of the sites so far.” “Considering that they’re hitting random sites means there I more than one team,” Wiltkins reasons. “Get in touch with the governor of each state in the...
SRU: Election Blues By Radioactive Loner The rain was whapping itself in big, fat droplets against the windowpanes of the town's mall as an individual slowly walked through the corridors, that person's eyes darting left and right, in search of an old-fashioned store with a name few would take seriously ... "Spells R Us." Of course, what approached that homey storefront was a former customer, who knew that the shop's potions, curios, and knick-knacks were all too serious. As...
Enjoy It was my 14th birthday and boy was I horny and my mom was an angle sent from god. She was around 35 and she dressed in a pencil skirt and when she bent down you seen he amazing puffy pussy lips. I was the luckiest kid ever. I lived in a house with a single mother in a collage town the nice thing was it was an all-girls collage. Shit my dream was to get laid by the time I was 15. I knew it would never happen. So later that day when I turned into the most turned on teen alive my mom and...
Chapter 7 Jacob sat on the sofa, unsure of what was going on. Covered in sweat, tears and bodily fluids, he sat back on the couch trying to catch his breath. Two women lay near him. Aurora with her curvaceous butt lay on the ottoman in front of the couch. From where he sat, he could see the glistening of moisture on her skin as well as red swollen vulva. The other woman, a female cop named Meredith, had been sucked into the night’s events by Aurora. The cop lay on the floor after collapsing...
The Nymphs and the GILF – a Story by SBarak 1This is story #7 in the Nymph series. It follows ‘You Can Find Nymphs in Your Garden’, ‘The Return of the Nymphs ‘The Nymphs and the Morning After’, ‘The Nymph’s Proposition’, ‘The Nymphs and the Dentist’ and ‘The Nymphs and the Corsetry Buyer’. Although this story stands alone reading the previous stories provides the background. I have broken this story into chapters based on feedback received from readers of my other stories. Please...
To help keep his mind busy in 2003 Gerry takes on more college courses by distance learning. He’s taking his time over two of them because they include some practical classes where he has some trouble attending all of the classes. The courses are Fashion Design and Jewellery Design. Gerry has Angie take him to the practical classes and a few lectures. Most of the students think she’s the student and he’s a relative she’s looking after. She gets to like the course work and she signs up as...
09/06/2012THE HONEY TRAPIn a side street in a discreet bar in the UK, a group of people drank illicitly as the clock reached towards 2 am at an exclusive drinking waterhole/night clubAmongst that collection of drinkers was a cluster who sat on an exclusive table, an ill-assorted faction of people, drawn to each other by a common cause Angie. A property landlady, who rented out rooms in the area and above her pub to prostitutes for extra income. Tony, a local entrepreneur who liked a good...
Dog For Sale A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: ‘Talking Dog For Sale’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. ‘You talk?’ he asks. ‘Yep, ‘ the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’ The Lab looks up and says,...
Crystal and I came trotting back from our morning run and a twenty-minute period of meditation in the little clearing in the woods. We'd seen a deer as we sat motionless, but the deer just meandered away in no particular rush. As we got near the house, I said to Crystal, "Would you marry me?" Crystal whirled around in complete surprise. She tried to speak, sputtered, her mouth moved, but no words came out. Then, I figured out what she tried to say: "No." She shook her head, paused, and...