The Bad Prank
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Liz Button was an attractive woman, unmarried and now aged 40. She had blond hair to her collar and a very pleasant slim figure with ample breasts and very nice personality. It was now summer 1965 and she lived in the town of Beachside.One day she was in the library when she stopped in her tracks.“Oh, I say, Miss Haywood, isn’t it?”A sprightly lady in her late 70s stopped and glared at this pretty, mature woman. Then her gaze softened.“Ah, yes, it’s…sorry, you’ll have to remind me…but Button...
It was a Friday night, a cool breeze hanged in the dry spring night.I was with my 3 friends celebrating Carol's 18th birthday, she was the last of our little gang to reach 18 and we had been drinking outside in the quiet green park. We were all sat around laughing sharing jokes and reminiscing about our school life together and what we're going to do in the future.After a while, we were all feeling rather ditzy from the drink and started talking about pranks we've eached pulled on people."You...
Camp Huffington is a very special camp where a lot of embarrassing pranks had, has, will have been told, and maybe you're the protagonist of that embarrassing stories, if you don't care about not suffering any prank. Your parents brings you to make you spend more time in contact with nature, and less in front of the computer and in the shopping. Since you're 18, this is probably the last camp that you visit before transforming yourself into an adult. Here, you find 4 huts, two for girls and two...
Tami, a highly motivated woman sits in her harness waiting for someone to answer the door. “Pacifier! Where's my pacifier?” she orders true to form. Jim, playing her daddy calmly fumbles around in his pocket to find the pacifier. “Oh, hey. It comes with a flavor packet.” Tami is not impressed, “Just hurry up. Someone's coming.” Jim doses the pacifier with jell, “Open up.” She opens her mouth and he quickly pops it in, filling her mouth. He holds it in firmly just as the door opens....
Full Introduction A young man wakes up to find himself no longer in his cozy bed back at Fiore, instead rising from a soft patch of dirt with nothing but his socks, his underwear, and a vague memory of his training as a Pokemon Ranger. The rest of his past is a blur, but he'll soon find that he won't have much time to rediscover it. Female Pokemon on this island seek him out with dark, lustful intentions, planning on capturing him for both their own satisfaction and the pleasure of one...
I am pretty used to being nude where it is allowed, but I had always felt thrilled about doing it in an unexpected place. So one day my husband told me that one of his coworkers had been fired from the job. He was very depressed, and had to take a job as a night attendant at a gas station convenience store. I had never met him, but the convenience store was on my way home from work. For several days as I passed by the station, I thought about his friends. I thought of something to cheer him up....
"What do you have against the old widow anyway?"The gang was at happy hour across from the college campus, and Chuck had just announced his intention to toss eggs and stink bombs at the home of the local psychic. The woman was 70 if she was a day, and nobody knew why Chuck would care other than wanting to do something for Halloween."She's old, she's ugly, she's got that really weird overgrown organic stuff in her yard - I don't know why the city lets her when we've got to mow our lawns and...
SupernaturalDies ist eine offene, nicht ganz ernstgemeinte Story an der jeder der Humor besitzt mitschreiben darf. Doktor Eugen Frank - oder Dr. Prank der Alleskönner ;-) „Stellen sie sich bloß ihr Gesicht vor, Doktor, es sieht abscheulich aus und nächste Woche ist doch schon der Abiball!“ Der sechzigjährige Dr. Eugen Frank bewegte seine geballte Faust in Waltraud Werners saftigen Fotze. Aufstöhnend hob die vierzigjährige Hausfrau ihren Hintern an. „Oh Doktor, sie kennen sich doch gut aus, gibt es da...
They walked along the beach, two of them -- one white-blonde while the other's hair was the colour of a raven's wing. Using the old pervs' trick, which was simply pretending not to look, I tracked them as they approached. The ruse probably had nobody fooled, but I couldn't help ogling.The pair drew level with my position and then passed by, the East Vietnam Sea swelling benignly just beyond them. I ignored the blue water and Cham Island in the distance because the view was much better close-in,...
Suddenly, Meg started screaming and pointing down into the water. "A SHARK! A shark is circling me, help! HELP!" I saw a large shape swim toward then away from her. She tried to suppress her screams as she threaded water. When the creature surfaced next to the boat, I saw that it wasn't a shark, just a playful manatee. When it headed for Meg again, my devious mind kicked in. Suppressing a smirk, I figured I could later toss the blame for my joke on the date - national pranking day, April...
I was fresh off my divorce and definitely in need for some companionship when I spotted her in the bar, the same one, McGilly’s, that I frequented many a night when I was single. Thankfully, it hadn’t gone too far downhill, and neither had the ginger that I met. She wasn’t alone, mind you. There was some Indian fellow that I had never met before sitting there with her, but I wasn’t sure if they were dating or not. I was definitely curious about her and couldn’t help but check her out. She had...
The bracketing commercials shown at the beginning of a show and that book case the interior 'skits and mini shows' has as it's start a commercial showing someone moving boxes out in the garage and getting stuff down from the high shelves and one of the things that comes down is a guitar case covered with dust. A brief flashback to the night before with his two buddies, both in their early forties, seeing a commercial on TV for 'you got what it takes to be a One Hit Wonder?' and a pitch for...
©2002 by Couture "Tell me a story," the young girl, freshly tucked into bed asked. "Puh-leaze." "You are much too old for bedtime stories, Lyra," I scolded, patting her on the head. "Am not." "Are too." "Am not." I sighed, knowing she could say "Am not," much longer than I could say, "Are too." "Okay, but just one." I said. I began to tell her a story I had never shared with another living soul. I don't know what made me tell it. Maybe it was the fact that I...
Homegrown Video is known as the original amateur porn company and for taking on industry adversaries like Acacia, but over the years Homegrown Video has also played some of the most notorious pranks on the industry. In the spirit of a good jest, neither taking themselves or the industry too seriously not to have some fun along the way, here are some classic punked moments from the annals of the world’s longest running porn series. 1. Don’t make fun of our names…Homegrown Video was approaching...
Today was the first day of the new school year and Sam wanted nothing more than to pretend to be sick and stay home. He knew that the moment he stepped foot into the school building the bullying would start right back up with everyone else ignoring his torment or worse - looking at him with disgust. Needless to say, Sam was not the popular jock type. The ones ignoring him were definitely in the majority though. Like so many other nerds all over the world he was a non-entity at this stage in his...
Mind ControlThor woke up when he heard the door to his chamber close how he didn't hear it open isn't important. it was a bright morning in Asgaurd and Thor got up, picked up Mjolinier(the hammer) and went to the dining hall. when he stood up he started to fall forwards. he looked down and saw he now had D-cups and he checked to see if he still had his modest 5' member but felt only a slightly wet curve Thor became enraged and yelled at the top of her lungs"LLLOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
LesbianIt all started one summer afternoon. I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped the towel around my waste and walked across the hall to my room. I slammed the door shut and threw my towel over the back of my desk chair. I pop-up appeared on my monitor informing me that I got a new message. I sat down to quickly check my mail, but I realized ten minutes later that I was still sitting there in the nude. Just as I stood up to walk over to my dresser, there was a knock at the door. “Hey...
IncestI love to be nude. This is the story of my first nude dare. My husband had told me of a coworker who had been fired just before Christmas. He was very depressed, and he had to take a night job at a gas station convenience store near our house. Money was tight, so I felt we could only sympathize, I didn't even know him personally. Late every night I would drive by the gas station on my way home from work and think of my husband's friend. What could I do to cheer him up? And then one night I...
The rest of the day passed by without incident, and pretty soon I was starting to get back into the usual boring school rhythm, a year or so after leaving it. Being in school once again seemed much more exciting this time around, whether it was because I was a girl, or because I was somewhat popular, or just because I had friends in my classes, I wasn't sure. There was definitely a lot more to think about compared to my last experience of school, where it was just six lessons and lunch...
“You can’t be serious! This is less than a month from April’s Fools Day. It must be a joke!” I told my sister, who indeed seemed to have a hard time keeping a straight face. “Nope, I’m in earnest. It’s a serious idea! I want this! I’m your sex slave, bro! I need this, you need this, and it’s going to happen. Just collar me, honey. Please! Lenny understands, don’t you, babe?” Karissa turned to her boyfriend, Leonard “Lenny” Miller, Jr. “Absolutely, dear. Look, this is what my girlfriend needs....
Note : This story is completely fictional! It all started one summer afternoon. I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped the towel around my waste and walked across the hall to my room. I slammed the door shut and threw my towel over the back of my desk chair. I pop-up appeared on my monitor informing me that I got a new message. I sat down to quickly check my mail, but I realized ten minutes later that I was still sitting there in the nude. Just as I stood up to walk over to my dresser,...
IncestSawhorse – I awoke this morning like any other day. Little did I know what was in store for me. I made breakfast and helped Christie get the kids ready. When I got out of the shower I was brushing my teeth when my sexy wife came up behind me and removed my towel. Her gentle hands traveled to my backside, feeling me up and quickly I responded, my long shaft started to get hard. I couldn’t help myself and felt my rear sway in time to her gentle touch. ?Ooh, shake it for me...
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Wearing dark sunglasses, a knee high blue colored dress and a handbag in my hand, I stepped out of my car. A couple of young guys, who were standing a few feet away from my car, looked at my deep cleavage. I was thirty-seven years old. I had blonde hair, blue eyes, and I managed to have a quite fit body. My breasts were 34D size, and I loved playing with my boobs every time I masturbated. I was married, but still I had to fuck myself with my toys and fingers. My husband was good at sex, but he...
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From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Subject: Cheerleading (what else?) Hey Em, it's your very-best-friend-in-the-world, but I guess you knew that when you saw the "from" line, right? Duh, my blond is showing again. Anyway, how are you holding up in godawful Cleveland... I still CANNOT believe that your parents could just up and move from beautiful SoCal to the midwest for gods sake... and break up the dynamic duo of Smithfield High cheereleading... but anyway, I still...
I sat in the leather wing back chair in the headmaster’s private office, waiting. He was in the room next door talking to the school secretary. They were probably trying to get ahold of my parents, good luck with that. I wouldn’t have been left here at Bayou Academy the swankiest boarding school in Houston’s River Oaks neighborhood if my parents had wanted to be bothered with raising me. “She’s been found, unharmed. Very good. Send me a bill for any expenses you incurred.” His conversation...
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So I have been hanging out with this guy for several weeks now, because we are doing a business project together. However, the kicker is, is that he is from out of state. He is from another branch and he was flown in to do this with me. He’s a real cocky guy, but easy to get along with. He’s a real womanizer and seems to always have a stiff cock. My husband knows him and has hung out with his as well. In the beginning he made passes at me. He didn’t know my husband at the time, but I...
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Several months later I was out to visit my cousin at college and on the way back late one night we stopped at a road side rest not to far from where I lived to go the bathroom. I went into the bathroom and realized there was writing on the wall with phone numbers and all sorts of smut...I wrote some of the numbers down. I went to a pay phone on night and called one of them and this deep voiced man answered on the other side. I said that I found his number and immediately he asked if I was a...
This a true story of my first experience of being whored out.I sat at my desk in my office at work ( I recently got a promotion to team leader) I was feeling so horny, yesterday my husband took my naked pictures in to his work ( he works asa heavy mining equipment salesman) and put them up in the men's changing rooms and public toilets with add reading " whore to use please contact on number below if you want to use her!"My naked pictures were up for any one at my hubbies work to see, the...